Chapter 18: The Lingerie Mania Incident
Luo Haotian stopped in front of the underwear store and sighed deeply.
He thought he had made up his mind, but he didn't expect that when he stood in the underwear store, he couldn't help but be timid when he looked at the strange eyes of the women who came and went.
Luo Haotian made up his mind fiercely, and strode in.
Su Yun originally went to lay's store to buy a few new underwear as usual, but at this moment, she heard a twitch, Su Yun turned her head, and found a face that she secretly hated and stared at into the underwear store.
Then she smiled intriguingly as if she had thought of something.
The moment Luo Haotian walked into the underwear store, the women who were talking about their bodies inside looked at him in surprise. Although it is not that no men have ever come to the underwear store, those who usually come together are men and women, and it is a bit abrupt for a single man to come in. Some of them were thin-skinned, so they put down the underwear they were trying on with a red face and hurriedly walked out. And the ones who were a little more open? also blushed and lowered their heads not to look at him. Only those mother-level Obasans looked at Luo Haotian playfully.
At the same time, Luo Haotian was embarrassed, and thought indignantly, "Oh it, a man can't help a woman buy underwear? Even if he doesn't buy it for a woman, can't he collect it himself?"
At this time, a waiter came over, put on a smile with his professional surname, and asked softly, "This gentleman, may I ask if there is anything I can help you with?"
Although he couldn't see it on his face, Luo Haotian could also see a hint of a playful smile in the waitress's eyes, he sighed lightly, and hurriedly said the size he wanted, and then said: "Well, you are also a woman, you can help me pick a few models according to this size that you think are more comfortable to wear." ”
When he said it, Luo Haotian suddenly felt that it was inappropriate, what do you mean by "you think you are more comfortable to wear", why does it look like molesting others the more you listen to it?
The waiter's face flushed, "Yes, sir." ”
Then she changed into a very professional tone, and explained to Luo Haotian eloquently: "This is the latest ...... purchased from the French head office in our store" A series of professional terms made Luo Haotian can't help but have a big head, he felt that he would rather face a hundred masters than enter this kind of place again, he hurriedly shouted: "Wait! You don't have to introduce it to me, anyway, it's not what I wear, you can just help me pick a few, you can just help me pick a few, you can just think it's good!"
The waiter listened and looked at Luo Haotian with a very strange look, but she immediately pointed to Luo Haotian very professionally and pointed to a few styles on the shelf, Luo Haotian just wanted to leave here immediately at this time, there would be so many cares, and hurriedly said: "Okay, wrap them all up for me!"
But when it came time to swipe the card, he was taken aback, just these few pieces of cloth, it actually cost more than 4,000 pieces, Luo Haotian felt a pain in his heart, he was penniless after buying these underwear, it seemed that it was time to make some money. He couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Sure enough, it is the best money for women and children!
Just as he was about to leave, a familiar voice screamed loudly, "Ahhh
Lingerie maniac?
Luo Haotian is very curious, who is so arrogant, in broad daylight, the store that lays down is an underwear maniac, even if he wants to be, he will wait until the evening to be it!
As soon as he turned his head, he found that the eyes of everyone in the store were focused on him! He suddenly had an ominous premonition......
At this time, Luo Haotian found that a girl who seemed to be very familiar was standing in front of him, pointing at himself with a face full of grievances, and said weakly: "Wasn't it enough for you to steal my underwear last time? What else do you want......!
Luo Haotian looked at the girl in disbelief and asked carefully, "Miss, I don't know you, do you recognize the wrong person?"
Even if he wants to be an underwear maniac, with his current skills, ordinary people will not be able to find out! Luo Haotian feels very wronged, more wronged than Dou E, why don't you see a June snowfall outside?
At this time, the girl raised her head suddenly, and the pear blossoms brought rain: "It's you! Even if you turn to ashes, I will recognize you!"
The girl's tears were really invincible, and at this time, everyone in the store looked at him angrily, even the smiling waiter just now, she also had deep contempt in her eyes!
But when Luo Haotian saw the girl's face clearly, his eyes bulged out......!
Before Luo Haotian finished speaking, the girl cried louder and whimpered: "Did you recognize it? Last time, you not only stole my underwear, but also ...... Woo woo...... "At this time, it is really silent better than sound, and her unfinished words are left to the infinite reverie of the people in the store!"
Luo Haotian is big, girl, this girl is the beauty who drove a Ferrari last time! Why doesn't she go to Hollywood with such good acting skills? And why does she just want to target herself? Could it be that she and him are in harmony with each other! Well, it is very likely, next time you must ask her about her birthday.
But at this time he didn't have much chance to ask. When he saw that he had aroused public outrage, he was ruthless and kissed the beautiful woman's cherry lips!
Su Yun didn't expect that Luo Haotian would kiss him without saying a word, and was kissed by Luo Haotian like this, she didn't react for a while, and she didn't break free, so she kept the posture she was kissing and stared at Luo Haotian blankly.
Luo Haotian thought to himself, anyway, he kissed without kissing, so he held the bag containing underwear in one hand and wrapped the willow waist of the beautiful woman with the other, and unceremoniously came to a French-style long kiss.
Su Yun reacted, and when he understood that his first kiss was taken away by a very annoying person, he was about to break free, but he didn't expect Luo Haotian to actually inch in, his tongue pried open his teeth, and slipped in, and later I don't know why, Su Yun's hand unconsciously wrapped around Luo Haotian's neck, and gradually got lost in his kiss......
At this time, Luo Haotian let go of the beauty in front of him, looked at the slightly red and swollen cherry lips, and secretly said sorry in his heart, then turned his head and smiled at everyone in the store and said: "I'm sorry, I had a quarrel with my girlfriend, this underwear was bought and given to her, she has a little temper, those were joking just now, don't take it seriously." ”
After speaking, he turned his head to look at Su Yun, who was still in his arms, gently wiped away the tears that remained on her cheeks, and said softly: "Don't make trouble, I'll send you home, okay?"
Luo Haotian thought very evilly in his heart at this time: If she talks nonsense again, kiss again!
Su Yun was also a little bit of a deer in his heart, maybe he was a little lost in Luo Haotian's gentleness just now, and he actually blushed and hummed softly.
Luo Haotian was amnesty, took the underwear bag, took Su Yun's hand and hurriedly ran out.
Everyone in the store was already stunned from the moment Luo Haotian kissed Su Yun, and could only watch the development of things in a daze, until Luo Haotian and Su Yun left, they reacted and talked about what happened just now. Later, through these eyewitnesses and the waiter's recounting of the vinegar, the forced kiss incident caused by Luo Haotian gradually became "a romantic love story between an underwear maniac and a girl who was stolen by an underwear maniac", which was later circulated on the Internet as the "underwear maniac incident".
Getting back to the point, Luo Haotian pulled Su Yun and ran out to a corner where no one was around, and then let go of Su Yun's hand.
Su Yun didn't know what he was thinking at this time, so he stared straight at Luo Haotian's face until he stared at Luo Haotian's heart, and Luo Haotian broke the embarrassment in embarrassment: "Uh...... Just now...... It's just a pure accident, and I don't want to, who told you just now, uh, that one wronged me......!
At this time, when Su Yun heard Luo Haotian say "pure accident", he didn't know why he was angry for a while, and said hatefully: "Don't think it's okay! We're not done! Remember, my name is Su Yun!"
Su Yun threw down a very word, then turned around and stopped a taxi and left.
Luo Haotian could only smile wryly, but in retrospect, the cherry lips were soft, and the taste was really good!
He licked his lips softly, and after a light breeze, he disappeared in place.