The fifty-sixth episode of Huang San's deception of the spirit beads sang eighteen touches in public
Nuwa Niangniang descended, the boy led the way, the fairy followed, the incense car was cloudy, and the pomp was very big! The demons in the world bowed their heads and bowed down one after another, and the crows were silent.
"This pomp, this momentum, alas, how can I have this achievement?" Huang Shiren knelt on the ground, but his head was raised hookedly, intent on seeing Nuwa Niangniang's appearance.
I saw that in the incense car, behind the cloud veil, there was a graceful figure sitting upright, just a glance in this crowd, so that Lao Huang could no longer forget the face of the mother!
Is...... Beauty!
Besides, this Niangniang, because of the silver poem of the King of Xuan, was annoying, and suddenly felt that a gaze was staring at him incomparably obscenely, and with a slight glare, Huang Shiren felt that the spirit was oscillating, and he almost flew out of the sky on the spot!
A saint is a saint, and a flying eye will make my old yellow youth ruined!
Lao Huang had a cold sweat on his forehead, and quickly knelt down honestly.
"See Niangniang!" the demons shouted in unison, and the sound shook the sky.
"Hmm. In the clouds, there was a low, lazy soft hum, and Lao Huang was a bone crisp again!
When they arrived in the main hall, Nuwa Niangniang got off her knees, and the boy sat on the sandalwood chair with her delicate body, and the demons dared to raise their heads.
"You've worked hard to come. "Nuwa Niangniang is a saint is good, but back then there was the merit of mending the sky, blessing all things, the Three Realms benefited, and this demon world is also under the control of Niangniang, immortals look down on demons, Niangniang is the same, and the demon is even more short-sighted, and not because he is a saint is arrogant, this mind, this short greeting, so that the demons are very moved.
"Niangniang has no virtue, she is the mother of my demon clan, the embodiment of kindness!
Huang Shiren's words made Nuwa Niangniang feel comfortable. Saints also love to listen to good words, and saints also like to pat on the back, not to mention that Lao Huang's sycophants are level.
"You little demon, but you have sharp teeth, you should be slapped a few times. Nuwa Niangniang smiled slightly.
"Why do you need to have all the hands, I'll come by myself. Huang Shiren smiled and slapped himself a few times, and the boys and fairies around Niangniang laughed.
Niangniang herself brushed her sleeves and smiled: "This little demon is interesting." β
"Mother, why did he slap himself himself? It's fun! It's funny!" Next to the queen's mother, there is a little child, round, pink, wrapped in a red belly pocket, with two bare feet, and a red silk tied around his arm, which is really cute.
"Oh, Lingzhu'er also thinks this little demon is funny?" Nuwa Niangniang held the child in her arms and smiled, it was really her mother's surname brilliant.
"Fun. Niangniang, you let him play with me. The child's voice was crisp and pleasant.
"I'm done with the matter, let him play with you, okay?"
"Okay! I know that my mother is good to me!" the little kid clapped his hands and looked at Huang Shiren and smiled.
At this glance, Huang Shiren was excited.
Who is this kid, how can he be the cultivation of Da Luo Zhenxian at a young age!?
Lingzhu'er?Nuwa Niangniang called him Lingzhu'er?Could it be!?
Looking at that child, Huang Shiren's heart fluttered!
I wiped it! The crowd looked for him thousands of times, and suddenly looked back, my apprentice was actually in the lamplight!
Ladies and gentlemen, you must know who this spirit bead is, and listen slowly.
This spirit pearl is the pearl of Nuwa Niangniang's palm, which has existed for countless years before cultivating the form of sincerity and benevolence, and has won the love of Niangniang, which is simply a treasure in the heart!
This pearl was taught to Taiyi Zhenren by Nuwa Niangniang, and by the hands of Taiyi Zhenren, she was reincarnated in the belly of Li Jing, the general soldier of Chentangguan, and became his third son, that is, the famous third prince of Nezha in later generations!
When Huang Shiren was in Chentangguan, Li Jing and his wife were dizzy with some rhetoric, and promised to give the third son who had not yet had an accident to Huang Shiren as an apprentice, but was it the little kid in front of him!
Huang Shiren pondered it, he was really surprised and delighted!
Good apprentice, I miss you so much for the teacher! Looking at the pink little Zhengtai, Huang Shiren smiled, but his heart instantly became cold.
As soon as this god catastrophe is opened, Nuwa Niangniang will definitely give Xiao Zhengtai to Taiyi Zhenren, that dog thing is a person who explains the teachings, and who knows what he will do when he takes my apprentice!? No, I have to find a way to destroy it first!
Just thinking about it, I saw the queen mother come in a low voice: "Wait ten steps ahead!"
"Respect the Niangniang Decree!" all the demons in the world took ten steps forward, bowing their heads and trembling.
Nuwa Niangniang's gaze swept among the demons, fell on the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb, nodded slightly, glanced at Huang Shiren again, and couldn't help but snort.
I am in charge of the demon world, why can't I see the depth of this little demon? And in this little demon numerology, there is a red light, obscure, but why!?
Nuwa Niangniang was shocked when she found this, and she glanced at Huang Shiren again, and then said: "The three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb are left, the seven monsters of Meishan are left, and the rest are scattered." β
All the demons in the world were surprised when they heard this.
I ran over with all my hard work, Nuwa Niangniang took a look at it, and sent it away!?
Although I was surprised in my heart, I was willing to disobey my will, and they set up clouds one after another and dispersed.
Suddenly, in the Nuwa Palace, there were only the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb and a group of sluts in Meishan.
"You three, come in with me. The queen stretched out her slender jade fingers, nodded at the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb, and took the three into the inner hall, not knowing what to say.
Huang Shiren and the others poked outside, waiting quietly, but the spirit bead ran over.
"Hey, the one who slapped himself, what's your name!?" Lingzhuzi crossed his hands on his hips, raised his little face, and was menacing.
"Hey, you dead boy, you dare to talk to my eldest brother like this, uneducated!" Zhu Zizhen saw that this little Zhengtai hairy child was so domineering to his eldest brother, and he was going to shoot when he came up.
"Go away! hate it!" Lingzhu waved his hand and hit it.
"My dear mother!" Zhu Zizhen screamed miserably, and was slapped into a streamer, and he didn't know that he had flown hundreds of miles away!
The rest of the people were so frightened that their jaws dropped to the ground!
It's too perverted, isn't it!Who is this kid!
"Hey, I'll ask you!" Ling Zhuzi looked at Huang Shiren and said loudly.
This child was spoiled by Nuwa Niangniang, and his cultivation was high, not to mention this little demon, even the people around Nuwa Niangniang also suffered from it, and naturally his temper was domineering.
"My name is Master. β
"Master?"
"Yes. I'll call Master. Huang Shiren joked about his body, looking like a strange silver swing, and saw the child take two steps back.
It's still a big brother who is talented! It's not like Zhu Zizhen's goods, he ate a slap!
"Master. Good. The little kid nodded, put his hands behind his back, and followed the example of an adult: "Master, you play with me, are you willing?"
"Yes, of course Master. Huang Shiren agreed, smiling happily.
"Master, this is a good person!" Lingzhuzi was not open, and when he saw that Huang Shiren agreed so simply, he was very happy, and pulled Huang Shiren and said, "Master, let's play with the slap, shall we?"
"Okay. How to play?"
"It's simple. I'll slap you, you slap me......"
"Stop!" Huang Shiren was so frightened that Chrysanthemum tightened!
Damn, you are the cultivation of Da Luo Jin Xian, I am a Taiyi Jin Immortal, two grades apart, Zhu Zizhen's slut was slapped by you and I don't know whether I live or die, I can still take a few slaps from you!?
"What, Master, don't you want to!?" Lingzhuzi was unhappy.
"No, no, no. It's not that Master is unwilling, Master has something more fun. β
"Hello Master! Hello Master! How do you play?!" Ling Zhuzi clapped his hands and laughed.
"This way of playing is called eighteen touches. β
"Eighteen touches?"
"Hey, yes, it's called Eighteen Touch. β
"How do you play with Eighteen Touches?"
"Easy. Master, I sing songs, I touch you wherever I sing, you touch Master and me, if anyone touches the wrong place, then they will lose, is it fun?" Huang Shiren laughed evilly.
Behind him, a bunch of sluts are full of black lines: Big brother is too ruthless! I can't imagine that he has such a heavy taste, and he doesn't even let go of the pink children!
"Fun! Fun!" The spirit bead has not yet opened, and I heard that there is a song and a touch, it is fresh and tight, and it is naturally welcome.
"Okay, then you can play with Master. Let's get started. Beat the drum tightly and beat the gong slowly, stop the gong and listen to the singing,
All kinds of gossip also sing, listen to me sing eighteen touches......" Huang Shiren's Yindang song sounded in Nuwa Palace, and those boys and fairies were all red-faced.
Damn, singing eighteen touches in Nuwa Palace, I Lao Huang can be regarded as the first person to open the world!
"Reach out and touch the baby's face, the dark clouds fly for a long time......" sang this sentence, Huang Shiren's salty pig hand touched the fetal hair of the spirit bead, the spirit bead giggled, and also grabbed Huang Shiren's hair.
"Reach out and touch the front of the baby's head, the heavenly court is full and enjoyable......"
"Reach out and touch the baby's shoulder, the shoulder is sticky like a cake......"
"Reach out and touch the baby's breast**, the steamed buns are ...... the same"
I wiped it! I'm blind, I'm waiting for the dog's eyes! Watching Huang Shiren touch Xiao Zhengtai's chest, Xiao Zhengtai happily touched Huang Shiren's chest, and those sluts in the back were about to vomit blood.
"Reaching out and touching the baby's buttocks, it seems to be raising the big white cotton...... Disciple, you're wrong!" Huang Shiren sang this silver song and immediately shouted.
"Master, I'm not wrong!"
"I'm singing about the ass, where are you touching it!?" Huang Shiren looked down at the middle of his legs, and the small hands of the spirit beads were holding his life.
This inferior thing, it's not my apprentice, it's fast!
"Okay, Master, if I lose, you can punish me. Lingzhuzi closed her eyes pitifully, waiting for punishment.
Hehehe. Huang Shiren laughed dryly and said, "Of course the punishment has to be punished, you kowtow to me three times and call Master." β
"Don't you fight?" Lingzhuzi asked stupidly as she opened her eyes.
"Don't fight. That's the punishment. β
"Okay! hey, hey, okay!" Lingzhuzi heard that he was not beaten, and he was happy, so he knelt on the ground, knocked his head three times, and cried out in a milky voice: "Master!"
"Lingzhu'er, who do you call Master!?" Huang Shiren Zhengle, a voice with boundless anger suddenly made the old yellow chicken fly eggs!
"Niangniang, I'm playing games with Master. I lost. Lingzhuzi wiped the sweat from her head, walked up to Nuwa with a smile, and sprinkled coquettishly.
"Master!?Who is Master?" a coquettish voice came.
"That's him! He's Master! We just played Eighteen Touches, Master touched my buttocks, I touched him, I lost, I kowtowed to him three times, and called him Master. "Lingzhuzi is unscrupulous, and I'm very happy.
"You slut! Look for death!" When Nuwa heard this, she was so angry that she was pink-faced!
This spirit bead is her heart and liver, raised with one hand, eat and sleep quickly, this demon is so bold, deceiving the master not to say, but also playing eighteen touches!?
"Die!" Nuwa Shuixiu waved, and a fierce immortal power formed a flying sword and slashed towards Huang Shiren!
This sword is a saint's cultivation, Huang Shiren can't dodge it at all, if he touches it, it will be ashes!
###第δΊζ΄ιδΈ!This Taoist friend who reads books and laughs evilly, don't look at others, it's you! Leave the ticket in your hand! Otherwise, the poor Tao will sing eighteen touches!haha
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