Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Dragon Has No Nose Like a Skeleton

Li Bing saw that the one-legged monster ape had betrayed his word, and said angrily: "You untrustworthy villain! ”

The one-legged monster ape said disapprerovingly: "Since ancient times, soldiers have never been tired of cheating, and it doesn't matter whether they believe it or not. ”

Li Bing said: "Also, I preach the way of heaven, you are a beast, and we don't have a common language at all." ”

The one-legged monster ape raised its mace and said in a majestic manner: "This is our common language. As he spoke, the mace came at Li Bing's head, eager to knock Li Bing into the head.

Li Bing immediately raised his sword to fight the one-legged monster ape.

The one-legged monster ape, hideous and terrifying, don't look at its one-legged, but jumping around like a whirlwind, the momentum is fierce, and there is a posture that swallows Li Bing in one bite.

Seeing this, Li Bing knew that he could not be underestimated, so he fought hard, and after more than 30 rounds, Li Bing was defeated.

The one-legged monster ape chased desperately, but Li Bing suddenly squatted down, the one-legged monster ape chased too fast, and he couldn't brake suddenly, and it was another leg, unsteady on his feet, and he fell to the ground.

Li Bing took a step forward, swung his sword and slashed away, and the one-legged monster ape rolled on the spot, rolled out of Zhangyu, and escaped the fatal blow of the sword, but his arm was scratched and a piece of skin fell off, and it fell down, but it was originally a piece of dragon scales.

The one-legged monster ape groaned, clutched its injured arm, and fled in a hurry.

Li Bing chased all the way, chased for two or three miles, and chased to a sharp bend, and suddenly the one-legged monster ape disappeared.

I saw a vast swamp in front of me. As far as the eye can see, it is all mud and mud, and the meadow is softly covered on it, and once people and animals enter, they will sink deeper and deeper, and the more they struggle, the faster and deeper they will fall, so that they will drown and die.

Just when Li Bing was feeling confused, suddenly, he heard a crackling sound from the far side of the swamp, getting closer and closer, with this sound, a two-headed giant crocodile swam slowly, swimming closer, he suddenly stood up and shouted: "Ah, Li Bing, you can pass the level of widowhood, and then talk about what kind of treasure." “

Li Bing smiled contemptuously: "What kind of monster is you? ”

The two-headed crocodile was very arrogant, and said: "This king does not change his name, and he does not change his surname, but Ao Qing, the dragon king of the Jing River, is also." ”

Li Bing taunted it and said, "It's another caterpillar, if you don't hurry up and transform into a ghost butterfly, it's too late." ”

The two-headed crocodile didn't understand what it meant, so it asked, "What do you mean by that?"

Li Bing said: "If you don't quickly turn into a ghost butterfly and fly away, you will definitely die in the hands of this adult, you can't even become a ghost butterfly, what a pity?"

The two-headed monster crocodile was determined and was not intimidated by Li Bing's words. It said categorically: "It doesn't matter if the widow turns into a ghost butterfly later, it's not too late to change it into a ghost butterfly after taking your head, and by the way, use your head to celebrate my butterfly success." The two-headed crocodile's calm response was beyond Li Bing's expectations, and he thought that this guy might be much more difficult. So Li Bing doubled down on his vigilance, from level 3 to level 2, with a yellow police card. Li Bingyan said: "Ao Qing demon, come! Come to take the head of Lord Ben, Ben Shuai is waiting for you to take it, but it is outdated, don't blame Ben Shuai for his poor patience." “

The two-headed crocodile was washed by Li Bing twice, and he was furious, and shouted: "You don't talk nonsense to Lao Tzu, see that you are tired of life, you are looking for death soon! This king has specially come to take Er's head and avenge my third brother." "Haha! Isn't it ridiculous that you come to take revenge?" Li Bing laughed.

Ao Qing was puzzled: "What are you laughing at?"

Li Bing said: "I laugh at you, you don't have a height or a short depth, you don't do what you can, an old and bad old man, what kind of hatred does you hate, what revenge, doesn't it make people laugh and lose their teeth, and laugh and laugh......"

Ao Qing was very unconvinced: "You underestimate this king too much, just my ghost-headed knife is about 800 catties, and with one knife, you will become two paragraphs." ”

When Li Bing heard this, he was not frightened, knowing that the other party was blowing water and pulling the handle, pretending to be a scarecrow to scare sparrows and other birds. Instead, he said: "The old dragon king is really good, but it's a pity!" This Dragon King is proud of his ability, and he has no regrets at all, if he has regrets, he has not eliminated all the gangs who are enemies of our Dragon Court!" Speaking of this, Ao Qing was a little angry. "That's a mistake!" Li Bing denied Ao Qing's statement.

Ao Qing retorted: "You say that this king is bad, that is your position and viewpoint, and this king's point of view represents the interests of our Long Court, which is not only correct but also sharp and extremely targeted. "No, judging a matter depends on whether it is good for the common people, whether it is good for the common people, and if it is good for the common people, you help him, it is merit, contribution, and glory, and on the contrary, it is aiding and abusive, sin, fault, and shame. ”

Ao Qing was very disgusted by these teachings: "Take your dog skin plaster back and stick it yourself, I always believe that it has the most right to speak" Ao Qing picked up the ghost head knife and shook it.

Li Bing is an official, a local official, a wise man, a politician, and a military strategist, and he is a wise man: "I believe in weapons and force, but I believe even more in those who surrender without a fight, and they are also superior." ”

The two-headed crocodile monster shook his head again and again, confused: "What are you talking about? Alien words, I don't understand, let's use our strength to speak." ”

Li Bing knew that it was hopeless to "attack the heart first", so he decided to fight again: "Little caterpillar, let the horse come!"

Ao Qing's face turned blue with anger: "Damn, I don't respect the Dragon Lord of Jinghe at all, look at how I teach you." ”

Li Bing sneered: "Ho, Ben Taishou knows that you are the notorious Jinghe old dragon, what a rare guest." I heard that your mutton steamed buns business is good there, you don't sell mutton steamed buns by the Jing River, you come here from all the way to pretend to be a ghost and scare anyone?"

The two-headed crocodile was jokingly spoken by Li Bing for a while, felt humiliated, and became angry, and the shrew scolded the street like a shrew: "Your ancestors are the ones who sell mutton steamed buns for eight generations." This king is telling Li Bing, you little Shu County Taishou, don't be self-righteous, this dragon king doesn't take you to heart at all, the old dragon of Benjing River is the boss of the dragon race!

Li Bing said sarcastically: "What kind of sea dragon king are you? The quality is too poor, and you will sell foul words at every turn." "You are highly qualified and don't talk nonsense. Two-headed crocodile said. "You are uneducated, you don't understand humor. Li Bing added.

The two-headed crocodile was furious: "Don't talk nonsense! So the two crocodile heads opened their bloody mouths and twisted around, which was really terrifying and terrifying.

Li Bing was not in a hurry at all: "With the strength of the old dragon king of Jinghe, it is easy to take a small life, why bother with this moment and a half, anyway, my head will not be the trophy of the old dragon king sooner or later?"

The old dragon king was very comfortable when he heard these words. Then he generously said, "Okay, let you live a little longer." ”

Li Bing said unhurriedly: "Let's use this limited time to chat and make a neck friend."

The old dragon king was puzzled and asked, "What do you mean?, what kind of tricks are you playing?" If the old dragon king wants to kill me, doesn't he just want to cut my neck? But I don't care, I want to recognize you as a friend, and it is a friend in this sense. Li Bing's purpose in doing this is twofold, one is to take this opportunity to rest for a while, recuperate and recuperate, so as to fight again, and the other is to frustrate his sharp spirit in the joke so that he can win the battle. "Seeing that you are a dying guy, I will spare you for a while, so that you can die without regrets. What are you talking about? You cowardly coward!" Let's talk about the past. Li Bing said.

Speaking of talking about the past, Ao Qing was energetic: "Our dragon clan is from a prominent background, has a glorious history, is famous in history, and is very glorious. ”。 Unexpectedly, Li Bing said coldly: "Not necessarily, right?" What do you mean by that?" Ao Qing asked suspiciously.

Li Bing once again frustrated his edge: "You are purely talking about yourself and boasting about yourself." ”

Ao Qing questioned Li Bing: "Do we dragon clans need to boast about ourselves? The facts are there, the crystal palace is there, ruling the rivers, seas, rivers and lakes, there is no question, who dares to covet it?" "The old dragon king doesn't have to be angry, it's another thing that Xiao Ke can say. Li Bing said.

Ao Qing said: "Look at what nonsense you guys are talking about!"

Li Bing said slowly: "Maybe you have forgotten, right? That time, in order to win or lose a bet with a physiognomic man, you violated the will of heaven, retrograde clouds, and spread rain indiscriminately, causing the evil consequences of sunrise in the east and rain in the west. Isn't it a great shame for you to rebel against the heavens, violate the rules of heaven, and be beheaded by the Jade Emperor?"

Ao Qing said: "According to what you say, I have been a ghost under the knife a long time ago, why are I still alive now?" The two-headed crocodile asked, and he thought that this question would make it difficult for Li Bing.

Li Bing has >written several papers on the glorious history of the dragon, raised many questions about the glorious history of the dragon, and has had a great influence in the academic circles. Li Bing studied the history of the dragon very seriously, and Li Bing remembered this public case account clearly. Then he said: "That's because your five dragon king brothers, take off the dragon crown, and in front of the Emperor of Heaven, you will not commit it again in the future, and if you commit it again, you will definitely be killed." Now you dare to help Ao rebel and abuse, and break the rules of heaven, what crime should you be guilty of?"

Ao Qing quibbled: "There is no such thing at all, it is purely street news and nonsense." ”

Li Bing said: "Ao Qing, your public case is recorded on the twelfth bamboo slip of the Dragon Benji, and Lai can't be relied on. ”

When the ugly thing was mentioned, Ao Qing was annoyed and angry: "That's a rumor, made up by literati, and you also use it to talk about it, I see that you are impatient! "Ao Qing used the ghost head knife to take Li Bing's life.

Li Bing raised his sword to meet him: "Ao Qing, do you think that Ben Taishou is really afraid that you will not succeed?" After a considerable period of rest, Li Bing was full of energy and bravery.

At this time, Ao Qing bared his teeth and cracked his mouth, showing the murderous image of a two-headed monster crocodile, his front paws swooped over, and when he saw Li Bing flashing, he flung over and over with an iron tail like a steel whip, swept left and right, flashed rapidly, and fanned a stream of swishing cold wind, trying to press Li Bing from the momentum.

Li Bing was so calm: "Ao Qing, you are so virtuous, scare a three-year-old child." As he spoke, he stabbed at the twin crocodiles.

The two-headed crocodile opened its bloody mouth, bared its fangs, and pounced on Li Bing.

Li Binghou jumped a step, held the sword in his hand, and waited to kill.

The two-headed crocodile thought that Li Bing was cowardly, and he was even more arrogant and crazy, and frequently twisted his head and pounced on Li Bing, which looked like tearing Li Bing apart.

Li Bing saw the opportunity of the left crocodile's head twisting and stabbed the right crocodile's head, only to hear a miserable scream: "Ouch! ”

Li Bing held the sword in his hand and sneered: "Haha! The dragon has no nose like a skeleton!"

The two-headed crocodile covered his bleeding nose and scolded: "Your grandfather is a skeleton." "

Li Bing was steady, and said, "You are so right, my grandfather has already gone to the west. "

The two-headed crocodile couldn't win, and he couldn't say that he couldn't win, so he was so angry that he trembled.

Li Bing laughed at him: "Monster, you can't do martial arts, and you can't do literature, go back and obediently worship a master again, practice hard, and then come to compare with Ben Shuai." "

Ao Qing thought that he was unlucky, so he had to raise his strength, bleeding all the way, and shouting all the way: "It's so hateful, Li Bing, it's right, follow me!" "I don't need you to shout, I will chase and kill to the end!" Li Bing said very calmly.

Ao Qing covered his nose and reviewed as he fled: "You are coming!"

Li Bing chased all the way: "Where is the demon crocodile fleeing!"

The two-headed crocodile covered its nose and looked back in panic as it fled, dripping with blood along the way.