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If you want to do a social survey, at this time, the most depressed [***] creature in the entire Heavenly Palace mortal world is probably the Marshal Tianpeng in the Heavenly Palace.

said that he was going to be unlucky, drank cold water and stuffed his teeth, happily participated in the "peach feast", and became a "prisoner under the stairs" in a daze. Sitting in the cell in a daze, no matter how the canopy searched his intestines and scratched his stomach, racked his brains, he couldn't think of a reason. Since he felt that he was not at fault, he didn't have to think about it, and Tianpeng decided that this was Wang Lingguan and the Mighty Ghost King framing him. Thinking of Wang Lingguan, Tianpeng gritted his teeth with hatred. Knowing people and knowing faces but not knowing their hearts, dogs can't change their, even if Wang Lingguan, who has a bad record, has become a fairy, his surname has not changed in the slightest, and it is really "Mount Tai is easy to change, but his surname is difficult to move". In the end, he regretted his intestines and red eyes, but what was the use, the open gun was easy to dodge, and the hidden arrow was difficult to prevent, and he was only to blame himself for being too confident. He knew that the Queen Mother, Tianyou and others would definitely avenge him and speak, although the situation outside was not clear at all, but if there was hope, he would have faith, and if he had faith, he would have the courage to fight.

However, the result of the "verdict" brought to him by Venus shattered the last remaining hope of the canopy, and there was no trace of it. In fact, when Venus walked in from outside, Tianpeng was so excited that his legs trembled and his lips trembled, and he took it for granted that Old Venus had come to declare him innocent and that he should be released immediately and unconditionally, and that the initiator, Wang Lingguan, would pay for all losses. I dreamed a lot, and I thought about it a lot, but I didn't expect such a tragic ending. For a moment, he was stupid, stunned, stunned, and dumbfounded, his mind was blank, and his burly body stood as solemnly and upright as a stake, and he was not angry at all. Seeing this, Venus shook his head sadly, covered his red and swollen eyes with a handkerchief, sighed, and walked out with a shaking. Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear followed closely behind him, originally wanting to see a lively scene, but seeing Venus behaving like this at this moment, he also felt extremely bored, so he had to follow him out.

The canopy was blank, and the brain was "fragmented" for four quarters of an hour. During this time period, he "cultivated" into a plant body, forgetting that he had once had a surging life, earth-shattering skills, and a position that the majority of immortals would envy. The soul was as light as an irregular oval of air, and under the protection of a large dark gray cloud, the body was involuntarily driven towards an abyss full of tigers, wolves, jackals and leopards. He struggled hard, and found that after his soul was out of his body, he no longer had a "sovereign caste", and any instructions of his brain became a dead letter at this moment.

"I want to get my soul back! I want my soul back!" Tianpeng muttered to himself, the "out-of-body" of his soul made him frightened, and after a psychological struggle that was unwilling to sink, it finally "resurrected" from the confused state of nearly an hour. The "resurrected" canopy immediately returned to normal, and he said to himself in his heart: Maybe I will lose completely, maybe I will lose forever, but I have struggled, and I understand the joy of struggle and the value of life. At this point, I am content. Since the heavenly palace can't accommodate me, with an immortal spirit and high fighting spirit, let me go as easy as the mortal world. It is better to leave openly than to live in humility and depity!

The "resurrected" Tianpeng felt hungry, solemnly raised his face, and ordered the immortal soldiers and immortals outside the prison to prepare a wine banquet. Tiger is not overwhelmed when he dies, he is the generalissimo of the dignified "Tianhe Army", even if he is now in prison, he is still "retaining his position". The immortal soldiers and immortals did not dare to slack off, but the canopy was only a temporary bad luck, and it would be a comeback in a few days, and they were selfish early, and they all wanted to behave well in front of the canopy, and now they left a good impression, and when the canopy returned to the heavenly palace, begging him to do something and take a way, wouldn't it be good?

At the moment, the jailers were no longer lazy, and changed their attitude of ignoring and coldly talking about each other a few days ago, and changed their faces in an instant, as if they had seen relatives who had been reunited for a long time, the "donkey face and horse face" that was as dumb as a wooden chicken bloomed with a smile like a peony flower, and the "dog's mouth and wolf's mouth" that was as ruthless as a snake and scorpion jumped out of extremely warm sweet words, and a pair of "eagle eyes and eagle eyes" that were as sharp as a sword burst out with tenderness that made life fascinated. There was a rush, in the middle of the small house, a beautiful dining table was erected, and on the table, there were five exquisite dishes: in the middle was a blue and white porcelain bowl, which contained the fragrant sea cucumber shark fin soup, and the four dishes around it contained the lobster of the East China Sea, the venison of the South Mountain, the bear bile of the West Forest, and the tiger bone of the North Land. The little leader nodded and bowed, and reviewed vigorously: "The conditions are shabby, the food is shabby, please forgive me!"

Tianpeng casually glanced at the delicacies on the table, lazily lay back on the wooden bed, and said nonchalantly: "What is it, messy, making the house rancid and fishy, disgusting? Excuse me, everyone, get out of here!"

The little leader was puzzled, his eyes blinked, his face flushed with urgency, and he begged: "Master Marshal, you have pity on the poor boys! You may be used to these dishes, but it is the children of the whole courtyard who raised funds, spent months of salary, entrusted the chief, and finally bought them from the special restaurant, which is a piece of the children's heart. If you don't eat it again, the boys are afraid that they will be punished again. ”

Tianpeng was puzzled: "I don't eat, why are you punished?"

The little leader said: "The marshal has only been angry these days, where would he think about the difficulties of the boys." On the day you first came in, Chief Wang explained that it was our central job to wait for you. didn't eat a meal less, and deducted one golden bean from the boys, and to this day, six golden beans have been deducted from the boys. If you don't eat, the boys will quit their jobs and go to the streets to beg. ”

When Tianpeng heard this, he made a "flutter" sound, and laughed angrily: "This old king, with his tail pouted, he can't pull out any good." I don't eat, and I have a relationship with you? It's just a fox quarrel------ a faction of fox (nonsense), he is forcing me to comply. Anyway, if you come to it, you will be safe, and the matter has come to this point, you can only think about happiness, who you have an enmity with, you can't have an enmity with rice, otherwise you will be sorry for yourself. You go and tell your Wang Gouguan that Tianpeng is in a good mood, he wants to eat, he just wants to eat the rice and vegetables produced and planted by the 'Tianhe Army' himself, and other delicacies, and he will be nauseated. ”

The little leader asked: "Lord Marshal, it's so complicated, I'm afraid Chief Wang can't agree." “

Tianpeng glared: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm still his boss at the moment, no matter how much he forgets his roots, it's not bad for a moment, right?"

The little leader was helpless, turned around and was just about to leave, but Tianpeng stopped him again: "I have a clear distinction between right and wrong, and there is no merit." A few days ago, although you received a cold reception, it is also your 'occupational disease', which is not strange, neither good nor bad. But I must remember one thing, from now until I go down to earth, I will serve me with all my strength and with all my heart. I will not see you destroying your prisoners, nor will I hear their cries. You are not here for eternity, and if you are good to them, you are good to yourselves. I am satisfied, and I will reward you doubly. If you want to repeat the old trick, no matter what is in the sky, my canopy is not a fuel-efficient lamp!"

The little leader heard Tiancang's words, his heart trembled, his legs trembled, and cold sweat ran down his spine. If it weren't for the fact that he had done a lot of bad things and had a certain psychological capacity, he might have a heart attack at this moment and end up with a "death in the line of duty". Trembling, I finally waited for the canopy to finish speaking, as if I had met an amnesty, and ran out in a panic. His ugliness caused Tianpeng to laugh wildly.

asked for reports at all levels, Wang Lingguan didn't dare to make his own decisions, so he ran to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall again to ask for the Jade Emperor's opinion.

The Jade Emperor reprimanded him: "Such a trivial matter still bothers me? The rules of heaven are written in black and white, and they are clearly written, and after the verdict takes effect, relatives can be allowed to visit and provide food and drink according to the regulations." You're in the water in your brain now, why have you forgotten common sense!"

Wang Lingguan was aggrieved: "This case is too special, and I am worried that once it is not handled well, a series of chain reactions will occur." ”

The Jade Emperor snorted lightly in his nose and said disdainfully: "The sky will not fall, don't look ahead and hesitate to do things." You know, whoever holds the power holds the truth!"

Wang Lingguan, who has been trained, is still very useful in his heart. It's not that he doesn't dare to "call the shots", but he can't "call the shots". This "strange case", there has been a "cat greasy" from beginning to end, and he is just one of the ordinary chess pieces, and he knows better than anyone else about eating a few bowls of dry rice.

Even if he obtained the "Shang Fang Sword", Wang Lingguan was also very careful, and after discussing with Clairvoyant, Shunfeng Ear, and Powerful Ghost King, he issued an announcement in the name of the Jade Emperor, stipulating that Yin said that it was "visitation", and Mao said that it was "going down to earth", and that "visitation" began at the time of Yin and ended at the end of Yin Yue, and each round was limited to a quarter of an hour. Among them, the diet is provided by the "Tianhe Army" on demand, and the quality is sufficient.

After reading this notice, Tianyou and others sighed that there was such a "brain-dead" scribe, the "Tianhe Army" had missed the marshal for a long time, and they were eager to break their eyes, and now they were allowed to supply food, but they were afraid that they were not fine enough. Those in the know can see at a glance that this is "crocodile tears", and taking off their pants and farting------ showing their own smell. However, after all, the visit was allowed, and as long as they could see the canopy before going down to earth, everyone would be satisfied. The will of heaven cannot be violated, as the immortal of the Heavenly Palace, everyone understands the meaning of this sentence.

In order to make the visitation work orderly, Tianyou stayed up all night, and made an appointment with like-minded friends such as Dong Yong, Seven Fairies, Chang'e, Wu Gang, and Barefoot Daxian to carefully plan and organize the visitation work, and draw up a "road map for visits", and sent messengers to tell relatives and friends in all palaces and halls to visit at the time specified in the "road map", so as not to cause "collisions" and congestion, and leave clairvoyants, Wang Lingguan and others with no quality and rabble handles.

Tianpeng is very fond of joining in the fun, these days are specially taken care of, living in a "single room", "treatment" is much stronger than other "distressed" immortals, but the heart is wronged, sad, often with inexplicable thoughts, hating the people who have lost profits and losses, a stomach of resentment has nowhere to vent, a stomach of words nowhere to confide. After the "verdict" came down, he miraculously felt more relaxed than he had ever felt before. Because the free-spirited and open-minded Tianpeng saw hope, which was just the opposite of the "ambition" of the other immortals in the Heavenly Palace, it was not that the official was reinstated and the scenery was still the same, but that he had regained his freedom and was proud of the world. Being an official is just a sign of success, the release of **. Freedom, on the other hand, is a sign of liberation, the liberation of the mind. When an animal with a social surname becomes a loner, the feeling of life will magically transition from sensory enjoyment to spiritual enjoyment.

Due to the insistence of the Queen Mother of the West, the visitation work will be based on the elderly's home. Originally, God blessed the kindness and agreed that the queen mother's visit time was around the middle of the day, but the queen mother felt guilty, thinking that although she was the mother of the country, she had hit a wall one after another in the matter of the canopy, and she felt sorry for the canopy. If you retreat from what you can do, you will have the heart of a "villain", so you will decide to be the first to go no matter what, and show your heart a little. In the middle, Jin Xing did everything he could to exonerate him, and he also gave an explanation. This touched the canopy and made him feel extremely guilty for misunderstanding Venus.

Outside the "Shen'an Hall", there is an endless stream of big and small immortals who visit, and even the "Tianhe Street" is full of soldiers of the "Tianhe Army" who are bare-handed and neat in appearance. This makes the residents of Tiangong very envious, and in the "power field" of seeing the wind and making the rudder, the "canopy mode" is rarely seen.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Tianyou urgently revised the "road map" for the visit, and solicited the opinions of various "great immortals" and "famous immortals" to compress the visit time and ensure the results of the visit. Immortals above the "star" level of the Heavenly Palace are freely combined, and every ten are a visiting unit, and the visiting time of each visiting unit is half an hour. The officers and men of the "Tianhe Army" and the officials below the "star level" and ordinary immortals walked in front of the "Shen'an Hall" in a four-way column to be inspected by the marshal of the canopy. The scene of the visit was personally commanded by Tianyou and Dong Yong, and the fifth adjutant of Marshal Tianpeng was fully responsible for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and supper. During the visit, they are not allowed to carry gold or silver property, they are not allowed to cry bitterly, and they are not allowed to make radical remarks------