The eighteenth round, Lu Dongbin offered a plan, the legend of the Three Immortal Peaks

As the proverb goes: The strong have their own strong players, and the cheap ones lose the cheap.

The shopkeeper looked at the three of them suspiciously, and shook his head: "Young people, you must be down-to-earth, seek truth from facts, and you must not rely on your integrity and blood to be just young, just empty your eyes and talk about it." On the day when the turtle first came, we all witnessed the scene of its bloody battle with the little white dragon on the 'White Dragon River', and how tragic it was! The blood rain was flying, the sky was dark, the earth was screaming, and the mountains and rivers were changing color. This bloody battle lasted for a day and a night, and in the end, the little white dragon still lost. What a good little white dragon, before leaving, but also remember the people of their hometown, in order to make the people have a clean water source for their lives, they tore off their scales and armor in pain, and scattered them on the banks of the mountains, valleys and wastelands, forming several lakes, continuing to benefit the people and appease the common people. Sacrificing oneself to save others, sacrificing one's life and forgetting death, such a good white dragon is difficult to find in the sky and hard to find in the ground. By the grace of people's dripping water, as a spring in return, we have calculated, selected three young and strong descendants, trekking through mountains and rivers, wearing stars and moons, at the expense of thousands of miles of journey, to go to the East China Sea to shout grievances, please the dragon king to be the master, welcome back the white dragon, kill the turtles, promote righteousness, and return my rivers. You are a foreigner, just talk big and be happy, forget it, you will lose if you talk too much, there are too many mongrels of rebellious forces today, just a few days, the accomplices of the turtles are all over the ground and underwater, if your words are heard by these mongrels and reach the ears of the turtles, do you think we can still have a way to live?"

Tianpeng apologized: "The old man is reasonable, let's be careful." It's just the fifth day of the fifth month of the fifth month, I don't know how you survived this catastrophe?"

When the shopkeeper heard this, he couldn't stop crying: "It's really a sin to say! People are not driven to a dead end, and they don't know how despicable they are." In the past few years, everyone could not leave their homeland, and no matter how much they suffered, they gritted their teeth and endured it, and jointly contributed money to buy children and men from other towns by human traffickers, and indiscriminately filled the number. This year, the conscience found that the heart is compared with the heart, everyone has discussed, rather than kneel to die, it is better to live standing, dignity is to fight, only the same enemy, unite as one, foreign thieves do not dare to come to harm their homeland, so they are ready to rise up on the fifth day of the fifth month of May to defend the homeland, drive out the turtles, and die on the land of their hometown. ”

Dong Yong's blood boiled when he heard this, and he slapped the table with his hand: "'The family does not bully outsiders', no matter how weak you are, as long as you are united, regard death as home, overwhelm the enemy with overwhelming momentum, and defeat the enemy with the spirit of going forward and succeeding, in front of such a people, any enemy is just a clown who jumps off the beam, and the result is that he can't escape the end of self-destruction." ”

"Well said!" Lu Dongbin raised his thumb and said to the shopkeeper without shame, "Don't look at my brother as just a housekeeper in cloth clothes and vegetarian food, but his knowledge is not inferior to that of a white-faced scholar, he has a clear heart in front of right and wrong, and he never is a soft bone or a 'turtle with a shrunken head'." ”

Dong Yong clapped his hands and laughed: "Wonderful! I am upright, iron-clad, you are shameless, servile, and prefer to be soft bones and 'shrinking turtles'." ”

Lu Dongbin shook his head and sighed, 'puzzled', as if he was talking to himself: "The whole thing is 'the dog bites Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people', we are originally coalition forces on the same front, this is good, a fluttering sentence completely destroyed the hard-won united front." ”

Dong Yong was not convinced: "You are standing in the mirror taking pictures------ pretending to be people on both sides, mules and horses, let's pull them out for a while." ”

Tianpeng saw that these two difficult brothers and brothers were fighting again, and said happily: "You two are happy and forget your worries, 'a full man doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry', and now standing here has sharpened his 'idle teeth', so that Huazi is happy for ------ New Year?"

The shopkeeper said angrily: "Phew, you strangers, I have beaten the wild goose all my life, but the wild goose is blind, at first I was a good bird, pity you, I am worried that you will be caught by the Japanese to make snacks, so I let you into the house, I didn't expect you to gloat about our situation, but you just stand by and watch, even when your compatriots are suffering from the misery of life, you not only do not help, but also laugh and make trouble, this is not what is it to help the abuse? You get out of me!"

Dong Yong saw that the shopkeeper was really angry, panicked, nodded and apologized: "Uncle, don't get angry, we are used to being casual, and we forgot the etiquette for a while, it's really damned, please forgive us!" However, the three of us are not ordinary people, we are really here to help you get rid of the turtles and restore your homeland." ”

The shopkeeper looked at the three of them suspiciously, and shook his head hesitantly: "No, no, from you, I don't see the majesty of the dragon and the tiger at all." ”

Lu Dongbin said: "People can't look good, the sea can't fight, and the strong man who descends the dragon and subdues the tiger doesn't necessarily have to be born with the back of a tiger and a bear's waist, standing up to the sky and the earth." ”

Tianpeng said: "Uncle, although you are relaxed, as the saying goes, 'no diamonds, no porcelain work', since our brothers are here, if they do not achieve their goal, they will never sound the gong and withdraw the troops." ”

The shopkeeper still hesitated: "It's not that I don't believe it, hearing is false, seeing is believing, I haven't seen what you can do, how can I believe it?"

Dong Yong said: "It's easy, where do you see the strongest turtle?"

The shopkeeper pondered for a while, and said, "The head is the strongest!" The last time I duel with the little white dragon, the little white dragon conjured up a human form, and used the rainbow sword in his hand to cut the head of the widow three times in a row. ”

Dong Yong glanced at it disdainfully: "That three-legged cat and four-legged snake thing can deceive others, in our opinion, it's just a piece of cake." It didn't bleed because it had long since lost its life, just a ruthless zombie who had done all the bad things. He looked around, caught a glimpse of a stone mill standing in the kitchen, walked over, patted the hard granite, and asked the shopkeeper, "Boss, do you say, is it the hard head of the turtle, or is the stone hard?"

The shopkeeper said, "Of course it's the stone." ”

Dong Yong said: "Then you open your eyes." After saying that, he cut it down with one palm, and saw the stone grinder make an earth-shattering loud noise, breaking into two from the middle.

The shopkeeper's face was pale, dumbfounded, and then he knelt on the ground with a "plop" and kowtowed like pounding garlic: "I don't know that Grandpa Shangxian has arrived, how offended I am, please forgive me!"

Tianpeng stepped forward to help the shopkeeper up, and said with relief: "My husband can rest assured, the thief is not in the eyes of my brother, but only annoys my people to retreat step by step, endure humiliation and steal life, so that the turtle has to inch in, and has to look at Shu." Now my people are united, and they swear that he will never return. ”

The shopkeeper also became excited, holding Tiancang's hand tightly, and his words were sonorous: "Although the immortals can rest assured, this time we will not back down, the dog can't change to eat for a hundred miles, and the wolf can't change to eat people for thousands of miles, and the wolf's ambition to decide the turtle will never change." gave it a chance to repent and start anew, but it intensified, repaying virtue with resentment, desperate, and dying. However, he made a mistake this time, with the support of the immortals, he will definitely beat it and disappear. ”

Tianpeng said: "The wolf is a rabid dog barking, and he can't do it for more than a few hours." Uncle, you can quickly inform the villagers, and you can sit at home with peace of mind, and watch my brother cut off his head, heart, and tail. ”

"Okay, I'll go. The shopkeeper ran out of the door in joy.

Dong Yong said: "What are you waiting for, it is better to enter the Bailongjiang River now, capture the turtle, cut him with a thousand knives, and pay tribute to the dead villagers." ”

Tianpeng shook his head: "It is already a turtle in the urn, and if it is too fast, it will definitely jump over the wall in a hurry, and fight with you to break the net." We don't care, we can advance and retreat freely, but if it hurts the villagers, we can't regret it. ”

Lu Dongbin said: "I have a clever plan, lure the snake out of the hole, catch it all on the riverside, and call it at the end of the road, waiting to be killed." ”

Tianpeng and Dong Yong listened to Lu Dongbin's strategy and even said second.

In the early morning of the next day, according to the original plan, Tianpeng and Dong Yong borrowed three peaks from the depths of the mountains and placed them on the slopes not far from the river, and then transformed into a pair of petite and lovely boys and girls respectively, sitting uprightly on the two peaks connected by them; Lu Dongbin transformed into a stunning young woman, carrying a wicker basket containing chickens, ducks, fish and other tributes, standing slimly on the small wharf by the Bailong River and looking into the distance, with an eager watch at a glance, as if waiting for someone. In less than a quarter of an hour, the calm and turbid river water rolled up as if it had been boiled, and the woman saw that "the flowers were discolored" and "frightened", and turned to leave, but when she saw the river "bang", a "dragon" type monster jumped out of the water, and under closer inspection, the head was as big as a bucket, and the head was covered with pus, the body was like a pile of carbon, and there were pimple tumors everywhere; the tail was like a wriggling caterpillar, and the burrs that stood up were covered with silt and dung maggots, and the claws were like the claws of a hungry wolf, short, sharp, ugly, and thin, accompanied by the symptoms of epilepsy. As one of the Eight Immortals, Lu Dongbin traveled the world and was well-informed, but he was also frightened by the ugliness of this ugly thing for a while, and he couldn't help but tremble. He really couldn't imagine what kind of species would jump out of this world? Heavenly Palace, human world, hell, corners, and corners of the world, there was absolutely no such species, even the evil ghosts of the eighteenth layer of hell looked eight hundred times more durable than this ugly thing. Could it be an inorganic species from the "fourth pole"?

After the ugly thing came out of the water, he turned into an extremely ugly strong man, with two blood-red big eyes bursting out of a murderous **, "Donald Duck" was similar, swaying and swinging, couldn't wait, and shouted softly in his mouth: "Beauty, you want to kill me!", clumsily pounced on Lu Dongbin.

No matter how good Lu Dongbin's cultivation is, no matter how determined he is, he can't hold it at this time, so he said "Mom", dropped the wicker basket, turned around and ran.

When the ugly turtle saw this, he didn't know what was going on, thinking that if he was tyrannical and domineering, he would be able to empty his eyes, and the world would be subdued, so he would be dazed and his selfish desires swelled, but he didn't know that it was his own arrogance and arrogance that finally brought about his own destruction, and he would kill himself if he committed many injustices, and he dug a grave for himself. The turtle didn't know the depth, aiming at the red dress in front of him, as if he had been hit by a demon, one foot deep and one foot shallow, performing the ugliness of "dog and bear tightrope walking" in the flat ground, and only shouting: "Beauty, I frightened you! I am so ugly that I have no human appearance, that is because I am not human." I was ferocious and violent, killing people and setting fires, and that was because I didn't have a surname. I occupy your land and rivers because I want to build Dadong **Rong with you. In short, although I don't have a long heart and no surname, I am still very gentle with you, and not killing you is the best proof. Confused, Bai Yue was dreaming, and when he looked at it, there was no guidance from the red dress in front of him, and he was shocked and looked around blankly, but he saw three steep peaks standing in front of him, and the beauty in red did not know when she "climbed" the peak, and was standing on the top of the peak at this time, looking at it mockingly. What surprised it even more was that on the other two peaks, there was a pair of boys and girls sitting upright, their faces like peach blossoms, delicate and lovely.

The turtles couldn't help but be overjoyed, because they had no human hearts, and there were no other human organs, and instead of them, they were "violent," "killing," "snatching," "usurping," and other strange "things" that were inferior to beasts and beasts; because they didn't have a surname, they always regarded themselves as anti-human "fighters," and they became bloodthirsty and did evil.

Lu Dongbin laughed: "Turtle, I am Lu Dongbin is also, those two are Marshal Tianpeng and Tianba Star Dong Yong." Thou hast sinned against my land, thou hast slain my people, and today the time of thy death has come. Don't you hear that there is a saying in the world, 'good and evil will be rewarded in the end, only early and late', you 'have not enough heart to swallow the elephant', dare to make the people the enemy, the Tao is wishful thinking, and you are dreaming in vain!"

It was too late, but it was too fast, and the turtle bit down, but unexpectedly, the boy had turned into a piece of hard granite, and with a "crak" sound, in the blood rain, the mouth full of fangs was "intimately" combined with the hard granite stone. Grabbing it with one claw, the virgin turned into a sharp Longquan sword, and cut off the five claw toes with a brush. Seeing that it is not an opponent, it turns around and yearns to run back, and it can't help but scatter, only to see people like a surging tide, holding hoes, wielding sickles, picking up "dog sticks", holding "wolf repellent guns", and killing them from all directions in the shouts of "killing the widows" that resounded through the sky. The turtle was at the end of the road, dying and struggling, wanting to escape from the air, not wanting to just jump up, Tiancang shouted: "Turtle, you have come to an end, and you still want to run rampant? Remember, all invaders, the final fate is to bring about their own destruction, and they will die without a place to be buried!" The "Marshal Suo" is a fetish, is the embodiment of justice, since ancient times the evil does not suppress the right, the turtle was caught off guard, only to feel a golden light in front of him, I don't know why, a sharp pain, the eyes are black, the body has been separated, "plop" sound, the head of the widow, the body of the widow fell to the ground heavily.

Dong Yong refused to give up, recited the mantra, urged the "Ruyi Knife" in his hand, and said: "I want to see what kind of heart this turtle has?"

"Ruyi knife" turned into a white rainbow, straight into the abdomen of the turtle, suddenly yellow, white, black, green, purple, sprinkled all over the ground, except for no heart, but saw a black gas, fluttering out of the abdomen, disappeared in the blink of an eye without a trace.

Seeing this, Tianpeng regretted a little: "Oops, this turtle ghost is not gone, as soon as there is a chance, it will resurrect, and the counterattack will be counted backwards, and it will become even worse." ”

Lu Dongbin said: "The wolf ambition of the turtle is well known to the world. As long as the people wake up, it will have no chance to take advantage of it, and it will become a rat crossing the street, and everyone will see it and punish it. ”

Canopy nodded: "That's great!"

When the people saw that the turtle was dead, and the deep hatred and hatred had been avenged, they couldn't stop their tears and cheered. Taking advantage of this opportunity, Tianpeng will understand Lu Dongbin and Dong Yong, and the three immortals jumped into the clouds and passed away quietly, leaving only three magnificent peaks standing proudly. When the people saw this, they fell to their knees and prostrated their heads in worship. Later generations have a poem to praise and say: "The turtles are chaotic and cruel to the common people, and the heavens are angry and sad;