Shaanxi Province, northern China, in the Mausoleum of the Qin Emperor

Webster lay on the ground weakly, his whole body was like a dried corpse, there was no trace of water or blood at all, only a consciousness that was not completely blurred, and a pair of green eyes that could move.

Suddenly, a branch appeared next to Webster's mouth, and Webster opened his mouth with difficulty to bite the branch, and the branch immediately began to wither, and finally turned into a trace of dust.

Suddenly, another apple was placed in front of Webster, and Webster had no choice but to open his mouth to bite it, and the apple immediately began to wither, and finally became dry and withered, like a dried apple......

"I say......" Before Webster could say anything, a tree root appeared in front of him again. Keep biting, anyway, it will restore some stamina a bit. Followed by oranges, bananas, cacti (PASS), durian (PASS), grapes, cherries, and everything you can find in the woods anyway, I tried them all once. As long as it is a plant, Webster can actually suck it, but it has almost no great effect.

"I want to be invincible in the world, unparalleled, heroic, dignified, popular with thousands of girls, and change the social atmosphere, people love people, cars see cars, and coffins see automatic lids. Don't you know that vampires can not only suck blood, but also fruit and branches, and if that were the case, I would have killed people before? Webster, can you tell me what technology is involved in this?"

Webster was very angry and asked, "Can I speak now?" Can you do me a favor and get me into the forest, you sucked me dry, and now let me regain my mobility." I'm an elf who was transformed into a vampire. So I can only suck plants. I can only suck the power of the earth. You are transformed by humans. So you have to eat people, without any technical content. ”

"It's such a shame that I thought I could finally change my taste. Of course, Lewd was very disappointed, but it couldn't be helped, Webster brought himself back to life, and he was also a vampire, so it was only natural to help a little.

The prostitute picked up Webster's withered body and walked outside the Qin Emperor's mausoleum, and when he reached a forest, he threw Webster into the woods. After that, I don't have to do anything about myself.

"Alas~~ My country, the widow is back, the lonely king is emotional, he must make a poem to clarify his mind. "Standing beside the forest, admiring the magnificence of the mountains and rivers, his heart was filled with infinite emotion and poetry, but the language of modern people is really rich, and there are hundreds of languages obtained from Webster's blood, but most of them have not been tasted by themselves. But the common language is still barely enough. Fortunately, in Webster's memory. Now it's almost only one language. In fact, I really don't know which language is better to write poetry in, or use Chinese, which is my native language.

About half an hour later, Webster ran out of the forest and walked very politely to the side of the prostitute.

"Your Majesty, are you standing here waiting for me? ”

Lewd Zheng nodded: "Yes, enjoy the magnificence of my country, and compose poems while waiting for you, I am ready to learn from the literati and make obscene poems against it." ”

"Alas~ Your Majesty is really elegant, for an emperor who has been sleeping for more than 2,000 years, with such literary brilliance, he must be a famous monarch who has been famous through the ages. I don't know if the little one is lucky enough to appreciate His Majesty's literary brilliance. ”

"Naturally, there is no problem, you are the hero who resurrected me, and when I return to the palace, I will definitely crown you a great general of Yang. A general as great as the sun, that's a good name. ”

Webster nodded: "Then thank you, Your Majesty." Your poems ......"

"Isn't this a feeling brewing for the widow? There is already a second sentence, and the third sentence will come out soon. ”

"Your Majesty, I've been in for more than half an hour, and you only have two lines of poetry?

"No, you can listen to me first. In order to thank you for resurrecting the widow, and in conjunction with the magnificence of my country, I will give you a poem now. The thousand-year-old king and eighty-thousand-year-old turtle, a branch of red apricot came out of the wall......"

"Your Majesty, I finally know the reason why you burned books and pit Confucianism. Webster wiped the sweat from his head and asked curiously, "Your Majesty, what are you going to do now?"

Obscenity thought for a while: "Recruit the army of the widows, although I have been dead for a long time, but the subordinates loyal to the widows must be passed on from generation to generation, gather the subordinates of the widows, re-ascend the throne with a big killing, change the name of the country to 'Qin' to revitalize my Great Qin for thousands of generations, and unify the country." ”

"Your Majesty, maybe you don't get a lot of information from my blood. Now that all the nations are gone, there are hardly any human beings left alive in this world. Now there are only three places where humans gather, Camarilla, Sabat, and Paradise Island. ”

Lewd Zheng nodded: "That's simple, I gathered the former subordinates of the widow, rushed into Kamarilla to kill all the vampires there, changed the name of the country to 'Qin', revitalized my Great Qin for thousands of generations, and unified the country." ”

"Your Majesty, almost all of your men are dead. Can you say a little bit about relying on Pu? I've put everything on you, and I've worked so hard to resurrect you, and you've got to cover me. ”

"Then there is naturally no problem, the widow is the emperor of the ages, would he not have thought of the current situation? The widow has already guessed that when the widow wakes up again, the widow's subordinates are basically dead, although the widow's subordinates are dead, but there will be brave men under the heavy reward. There are gold and silver treasures hidden under the widow's tomb, which can be used as the operating funds of my Great Qin, buying grain and grass, buying weapons, buying equipment, and buying soldiers. Form a powerful army, storm Camarilla, kill all the vampires there, change the name of the country to 'Qin', revive my Great Qin for thousands of generations, and dominate the country. ”

Webster was about to cry, Qin Shi Huang may have slept for too long and had derailed from this world, but after all, he was a third-generation vampire, as long as he covered himself, there would be no problem.

"Your Majesty, now that the money is useless, as long as you can live, it is already very good. Don't think about the matter of recovering Great Qin, this is no longer possible. How about I think we should go and resurrect the other three generations of vampires so we have more power, and then go and take Camarilla?"

Lewd Zheng nodded: "What Aiqing said is very true, but ...... How do we resurrect the other three generations of vampires? Where are they? And most importantly, who will be the emperor after the capture of Camarilla? I'm not afraid to tell you, I'm actually weak, and I can't win against any of the other three generations of vampires. ”

Webster was stunned for a moment, and his heart immediately began to drip blood. I never thought that Emperor Qin would be very weak...... But if you think about it carefully, even three generations of vampires should be strong and weak, what if you are so unlucky and resurrect one of the weakest three generations of vampires?

"Woo~~~ My life is too bitter. Webster finally couldn't hold back and immediately burst into tears.

"Little brother, don't be too sad, although I am weak, my army is not weak. ”

"Don't mention your army, didn't I tell you they're all dead?"

"Hahahaha, my army is immortal and immortal. Come out, three thousand chengguan. "With a wave of his right hand, the ground suddenly fell, and out of the soil came three thousand 'terracotta figurines', although they were all terracotta figurines, but they were all weapons. Three thousand people lined up neatly, and the momentum was strong.

"Heh~~ Long live my king, long live, long live. ”

Lewd Zheng nodded: "Everyone, go north with me, set foot in the world, revitalize my Great Qin for thousands of generations, and unify the country." ”

"Long live my king, long live, long live. The three thousand chengguan turned around at the same time, moving forward at almost the same pace, aiming straight north.

Webster was dumbfounded, and asked curiously, "Your Majesty, what does this mean?"

"This is the 'immortal master' of the lonely king, also known as the 'city management', with a total of 30,000 people, not much, no less. The urban management troops do not eat, drink, get tired, or get tired, and they kill people when they see them, and beat them when they meet them. The widow is to unify the world with this army and become an emperor through the ages, at that time, I heard that the city management all fled from the wind, and the city management was everywhere, the chickens and dogs were not left, and the grass and trees were not spring. The place I have been to is called Tianya, and the road I have traveled does not bloom. ”

"Your Majesty, in fact, you can become a poet of poetry, you don't need to write ancient poems. ”

"What is modern poetry?"

"When you get to the next city, I'll get you a few books and you'll understand. Most of them are people who don't know how to make ancient poems, and they don't have the ability to make up the same number of words, and they write some escort things and say that this is a poem. But I feel that I am guilty, so I call it modern poetry. As you just said, 'The place I have been to is called Tianya, and the road I have traveled does not bloom.' It's like modern poetry. If you had done modern poetry earlier, you would have become a poet a long time ago. ”

"The one who knows me is Aiqing, so let's go to the town and have a look at it immediately, and I want to learn how to compose modern poetry immediately. I must become the greatest poet of all time. Actually, I have no interest in the country at all, my dream is to become a poet, but my literary talent does seem to have some alternatives, so I retreat to the next best thing, and I will be an emperor. But as long as I have the opportunity to be a poet, how can I have time to become an emperor? ”

Who would have thought that Qin Shi Huang had no interest in the country at all, and his dream turned out to be...... When he became a poet, it's no wonder that he burned books and pit Confucianism, because his poems are really bad......

However, Webster knew very well that three generations of vampires like this were a little mentally abnormal, and praised his poems in front of him for a good job, although he didn't understand a word, but this could please him. Now the Sea Emperor Upton must be chasing and killing himself, and the obscenity is his only talisman, so don't offend him.

"Eh~ Aiqing, the widow has another poem, look at it. The garden is full of autumn colors, half a fence and half a wall, a few weeds on the edge of the lake, and a pair of mandarin ducks in the center. ”

"Ah~ This poem is really good, where did you get the inspiration?"

The prostitute scratched his head very shyly: "Plagiarism, current writers are like this." The poem was written by Coke Wine, when he was 13 years old, and it was a stormy night with a very lovely big sister......"

.............................................................................. (To be continued......)