As the proverb goes: Once a son of heaven is a courtier, a generation of fresh and a generation of Chen.

Tianpeng was so sad about this matter, he didn't think about tea, he didn't want to eat, he was anxious, and he sighed. He understands that what he is holding in his hand this time is really a hot "potato", and he can't "throw" it, and he can't "eat" it. If he is not careful, not only can the Jade Emperor cure him for the crime of bullying the king, but he may also become a sinner for thousands of years.

The subordinates did not know what was going on, and when they saw that their marshal did not eat lunch or drink fragrant tea, he only sat on the seat, silent, and sighed for a long time, thinking that he had fallen into some "evil" and what "demonic disorder" he had received.

Tianpeng noticed something unusual, laughed and laughed, and at the same time gave rise to a warm current from the bottom of his heart, and sighed: He is still his own brother, considerate and caring. I also feel that I can't go away, and I can't stir everyone up and lie down because of my own reasons. Then he called the adjutants into the account, and watched them stick to their posts, do their duty, and have important things to do. After hastily explaining, the bicycle was simply followed and went straight to the "Great Immortal Cave".

The "Great Immortal Cave" of Barefoot Daxian is located in the northwest corner of the Heavenly Palace, adjacent to the North Heavenly Gate. In the heavenly palace with many palaces and resplendent gold, the quaint and natural "Great Immortal Cave" can be regarded as unique and alternative. The "Great Immortal Cave" is hidden under the "Barefoot Peak", which is an isolated mountain peak with a high east and low west slope. There are grain fields, vegetable gardens, gardens, orchards on the lonely peak, the flowers are full of flowers in all seasons, the grain is abundant and fruitful, it is the "paradise" that Tiangong is famous for. At the bottom of the peak, the four caves are arranged in order, because the cave shrinks inward, the cave wall stretches outward, at a glance, it resembles the five toes of a mortal and the gap between the toes, hence the name. The barefoot Daxian used the third cave as his place of practice, the first and second caves were used for the practice of his disciples, and the fourth cave was used for cooking and washing.

Hearing that the canopy came unexpectedly, the barefoot fairy was overjoyed, three steps and two steps, personally ran out of the cave to greet him, the joy was overflowing: "There are friends from afar, don't you also be happy? magpie calls, distinguished guests arrive." I'm worried that no one will drink with me, this is good, the sky is as people wish, if you want to Cao Ying, Cao Ying will arrive. ”

Tianpeng said: "The little brother is hungry for wine, so he is not invited, and he also looks forward to Daxian Haihan!"

The barefoot immortal laughed "haha": "If it's a special banquet, I'm eight sedan chairs, and I don't necessarily invite them over." You are 'throwing yourself into the net' today, let's not drink 300 cups, and we will not give up!" As he spoke, he grabbed Tiancang's arm and strode towards the cave.

Tianpeng knew that the barefoot immortal was a drunkard and heroic and unrestrained surname, so he had to make a bitter face and sit down at the wine table with him step by step.

Barefoot Daxian drank wine, and he never needed to be persuaded by others, and he did not persuade others. But when he drank a glass of wine and found that there was still wine left in the other person's cup, then the other party suffered, he would not forgive, "messing around", not only forcing the other party to drink the remaining wine, but also punishing the other party with a glass, of course, in order to reflect fairness, he would consciously and voluntarily punish himself with a glass, called "insufficient supervision". It is rumored that drinking with a barefoot immortal must go through five "passes". The first level is the "enjoyment level", drinking wine, eating side dishes, listening to small songs, leisurely and beautiful. The second level is the "passion pass", the wine has passed three rounds, the food has passed five flavors, the passion is worshipped, and the affection is lingering. The third level is the "Ambition Pass", which is bold and courageous, full of chivalry, proud of the world, and ambitious. The fourth level is the "[***] level", which is dark, spinning, babbling, and distracted. The fifth level is the "sleepwalking pass", with your eyes closed, no matter where you are, your soul soars for five days and travels all over the world.

Although Tianpeng was also a little stunned, he came here with a request for a barefoot immortal. The barefoot immortal is the famous "Zhiduoxing" in the Heavenly Palace, no matter how big the problem is, it can be easily solved in his hands. The problem encountered by Tianpeng this time is not trivial, in the army he is puzzled, thinking hard, feeling helpless, quite a sense of exhaustion, the donkey skills are poor, when confused, suddenly thought of the barefoot immortal, this is called "seeking to crack, looking for the old way".

Drinking wine, the canopy did not shy away from it, poured soybeans into the bamboo tube, completely and thoroughly, and told the ins and outs of the matter to the barefoot immortals.

After hearing this, the barefoot immortal remained silent, but just persuaded Tianpeng to drink.

Tianpeng hurriedly said: "I'm 'cramming Buddha's feet on the verge of something', burning my eyebrows, and taking care of my eyes." Daxian is good, it's none of his business, hang high, make fun of me?"

The barefoot immortal shook his head: "Yes, this matter is not difficult, but it is not urgent." ”

Tianpeng grabbed Bai and said, "Can you not be in a hurry? Two days later, the Jade Emperor asked me to report the construction plan to him." ”

The barefoot fairy said, "I'll tell you a story!"

Tiancang's eyes almost flew out: "It's all this time, I still have time to listen to stories?"

The barefoot immortal smiled incomprehensibly: "This story hides a mystery, and you will naturally understand it after listening to it." ”

Tian Peng said, "I would like to hear this." ”

The barefoot immortal took a sip of wine and said: "I have gone down to earth many times, but every time I go down to earth, my feelings are very different, and I also realized the saying 'The more you walk, the more experience you will naturally have'." I remember the last time I went down to earth, after crossing the 'time tunnel', it was the Great Song Dynasty in Dongtu, when natural disasters continued, [***] again and again, and the people of Li lived in dire straits. You know, going down to the earth is a chore, I have been sent to the mortal world again and again, I have suffered hardships, I have seen the world, I am also very familiar with the world, and the immortal life of the heavenly palace is extremely attractive. Therefore, when the Jade Emperor talked to me at that time, I was very reluctant and reluctant. The Jade Emperor saw my thoughts and promised to send more Wenqu and Wuqu stars to the earth to assist me in governing the world and saving the people from fire and water. Although I am 10,000 unwilling, one is the monarch's destiny cannot be violated, and the other is the Taoist destiny cannot be violated, so it is incumbent on me to be reborn and be born as Emperor Renzong of the Northern Song Dynasty. After I was born in the world, I didn't see Wenqu Wuqu for a long time, so I cried constantly, urging the Jade Emperor to fulfill his promise. The Jade Emperor was so upset by crying that he ordered Wenqu and Wuqu to go down quickly without delay. It's funny to say that when the two of them hurried to the mansion of the Southern Dipper, they saw that the Southern Dipper and the Northern Dipper were playing chess, and the two were in the middle of a fierce battle, concentrating, and turned a deaf ear to the arrival of Wenqu Xing and Wuqu Xing. Wen Qu Xing is a anxious surname, seeing that Nandou Xingjun is obsessed with playing chess, it is expected that he will not stop for a while, so he has a heart, and makes his own opinion, from the 'Qiankun bag' of Nandou Xingjun's face mask, he finally picked out a face mask, put it in his arms, and hurried to the 'Leaving Tianyuan' to perform the mortal procedures. Contrary to his wishes, when everything was ready, he was about to set off with a face mask on his face, and he found that the face he was wearing was majestic and majestic, but it was a samurai face, and Wen Quxing secretly shouted that it was not good, because according to the pre-design, his identity after going down to earth was a civil official. I had the intention to go back to change, but at this time, the procedure had been started, the wood had been completed, and the arrow was on the string, so I had to send it, so I had to bite my teeth and wear a samurai face to go down to the civil office. This is the famous iron bread public bag dragon picture. Because of his dark face, he didn't smile, his surname was upright, and his face was ugly, and he almost failed in the palace test. Wu Quxing is a slow surname, and he is reluctant to go down to experience the sorrows of life, which will be more peaceful, tepid, and contented while being a spectator while tasting tea. After playing this game of chess, Nandou Xingjun was satisfied, yawning for a long time, and wanted to go to bed, but inadvertently turned his head to see that there was a martial artist sitting next to him, smiling rather than smiling, and he was content. Nandou Xingjun was taken aback and hurriedly asked the reason. Wu Quxing will explain his intentions in the future. The Southern Dipper Xingjun was greatly embarrassed, knowing that he had missed the Jade Emperor's major event, he was in a hurry, thinking about making up for his mistakes. I never thought that I would check it in the bag for a long time, but I couldn't find the samurai face.

had no choice but to take a scribe's face and stuff it to Wu Quxing, perfunctory. Wu Quxing didn't care, and put on this scribe's face and went down to earth. This is Di Qing, the invincible and powerful military general on the battlefield. Because when he went down to earth, he wore a scribe's face, a white-faced scholar, and a polite manner, in order to serve the public, he specially made a bronze mask, which he wore during the battle. That is, after the throne, as my right-hand man, the two of them, one civil and one martial, complement each other, can govern the country with literature, rectify the rule of officials, redress unjust prisons, educate the foolish people, and live and work in peace and contentment. Wu Neng Anbang, guarding the frontier, defeating the strong bandits, recovering the country, and strengthening our society. Relying on their assistance, our Great Song Dynasty was united as one, and within a few years, it got rid of the backward situation of chaos and poor livelihood of the people, and embarked on a broad road of economic take-off and national prosperity and peace and security. ”

After listening to the barefoot immortal's narration, Tian Peng thoughtfully: "You are through this story, you want to warn me that there must be rules and regulations in doing things, and you are good at turning unfavorable conditions into favorable conditions." By the way, there's also a subtext, 'Crying children have milk'!"

The barefoot immortal laughed loudly: "Marshal Tianpeng is as famous as his person, he is talented and intelligent, and he can understand it at all." In fact, this sentence can also be said to be 'everyone gathers firewood and the flame is high'. ”

Tianpeng's heart suddenly brightened, pushed the wine glass, stood up, and bowed deeply to the barefoot Daxian: "Thank you Daxian, listen to your words, it is better to read for ten years, I am here to thank you for the 360,000 soldiers of the Tianhe Army! Relying on the wine, and because of the excessive excitement, the canopy forgot to say goodbye to the master, and returned to the station.

Tianpeng thinks that this matter starts by himself, so he must resolve it by himself. Although the scenery of "Silver Beach" is beautiful, it is difficult to know from outside because it is in a military restricted area. "People who are raised in the boudoir don't know", the Jade Emperor finally knew, it was nothing more than what he and the Seven Fairies inadvertently revealed when they reported the killing of the "Brute Force King". What he has to do now is to "borrow strength" and use collective power to "force" the Jade Emperor to take back his life, which is called "everyone gathers firewood and the flame is high".

Back in the army, Tian Peng did not care about resting, and instructed the adjutants to draft the "Book of the Jade Emperor and the Emperor". After writing, I browsed it myself, nodded frequently, quite satisfied, and then waved my pen, and the first one signed, and called the direct generals such as the Nine Heavens Killing Child, Gao Diao Beiweng God, the Long-headed Giant Beast General, and the Great General of the Sword God King to sign, and then sent orders everywhere, so that the five Ding Du Division, the seven politics and eight spirits, the Zhiyue general, the twelve Zhifu and other directly subordinate troops, from the supervisor down to the private, signed one by one, indispensable. The signing ceremony lasted two days and one night, and the 360,000 officers and men of the whole army, fearing for the safety of their troops, did not hesitate to sign their names.

The third day, that is, the last time of the deadline designated by the Jade Emperor, did not close the canopy for three days.

After being informed by the Huangmen official, he walked into the Lingxiao Hall with confidence.

The Jade Emperor saw that Tianpeng had brought over a thick stack of "materials", thinking that Tianpeng had drawn the drawings of "Range Rover Villa", so he waited for him to look at it, and praised Tiancang's efficiency as "super first-class", and his face was full of joy, and he could hardly sit still, so he almost deigned to stand up and greet Tiancang in person. Tianpeng was flattered, and hurriedly knelt down in front of the steps, shouted "Long live", raised his hands above his head, and respectfully presented the "materials" to the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor took the "material" with a smile, opened it and saw that his nose was not crooked, and the spring breeze on his face immediately became cold as frost, and he slammed a thick stack of paper on the dragon case, and a pair of dragon eyes stared at the canopy angrily, without saying a word.

Tiancang's eyebrows and eyes were lowered, trying not to look at the Jade Emperor's bulging dragon eyes, his heart was beating wildly, but he was calm and calm on the surface, and his demeanor was calm, and he would build a "Range Rover Villa" in the Tianhe River Basin with one, two, three, and four drawbacks------, which were clearly organized, had sufficient arguments, and fought on the basis of reason, and had no city in mind. In fact, these are all written on the materials, and the canopy is just recited and read according to the book. There is no way, the eloquence is not good, it can only be more hard work, and the corners and corners are more thoughtful, the so-called "diligence can make up for clumsiness is a good training, a point of hard work and a talent".

The Jade Emperor listened to Tianpeng's statement, his face slowly softened, as a king, he couldn't reveal his true emotions in front of his courtiers at will, his joy and anger were invisible, and his performance just now was a bit "super level" play, and it was rumored that it would lose his majesty. Tianpeng gushed endlessly, the Jade Emperor was silent, his left ear listened to the right ear, but his heart opened "Little Jiujiu", he was quite surprised by Tianpeng's energy and courage, which is called "public anger is difficult to commit". His original intention was to ask Tianpeng to do this matter in a dense manner without disturbing others, and when the raw rice was cooked and ripe, even if others objected, they were helpless. The Jade Emperor thought about it for a long time, but he didn't expect that the lord of the dignified Heavenly Palace, the boss of the immortals, would also have the time of "defeating the wheat city and the horse stumbling forward", and according to the current situation, the "Range Rover Villa" in the dream can only be a mirror flower and snow moon, which is painfully "stillborn". Tianpeng is not terrible, what is terrible is the 360,000 Tianhe soldiers behind him. It is difficult to commit public anger, not to mention that people are justified and justified. Unhappiness and disappointment permeated the Jade Emperor's heart, but he couldn't do it again, and he had to cheer up and force his face to laugh.

After Tianpeng's "report" was completed, the Jade Emperor gave a thumbs up, "Heartfelt admiration": "'Poor families produce filial sons, and national difficulties produce loyal ministers', and there are fewer and fewer ministers who adhere to principles and are selfless with iron faces. For example, today's palace is a difficult autumn, and it is difficult for me to keep the inconsiderate places, and it is rare to wait for the loyalty to the ear, the righteous words, the points described, the insight, it is really my heavenly palace 'Optimus white jade pillar, the sea purple gold beam'. If you do your best, why worry that the Heavenly Palace is not prosperous, rich and powerful, mighty and powerful?"

The Jade Emperor turned his anger into joy, which caused a stone in Tianpeng's heart to fall to the ground. The monarch and the minister chatted for a while, and Tianpeng was afraid of "long nights and dreams", so he shirked the army and said goodbye.

Looking at the back of Tianpeng, Wang Lingguan, who had been standing beside the Jade Emperor, was angry: "Tianpeng is too self-sufficient, Your Majesty, he even dares to deny your intentions.

The Jade Emperor said earnestly: "Tianpeng is a good official, upright, and fair, but he is a little rigid in form, 'old eight boards', unable to catch up with the 'pace' of the development of the times, and he will suffer a loss in the future!"

Wang Lingguan said hatefully: "As long as the crime is in my hands, he will die without a place to be buried!"

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he glared at him fiercely. Wang Lingguan knew that he had missed his mouth, so he hurriedly changed his head.