The eightieth episode of the king of the Emperor played the prostitution of the old Huang Cheng Guoshi
Let's say that Huang Shiren and Wen Zhong were happy to enter the court, and suddenly heard that Hou Suhu of Jizhou had annoyed the king of Zhou, how not to be surprised.
For Wen Zhong, Su Hu is a feudal official, loyal to the big businessmen, and has the ability to do it, it will definitely be bad for the country and the people. For Huang Shiren, Daji is his heart, and Su Hu is Daji's father, that is his father-in-law, and his father-in-law has something, how can he not help!?
The two of them pulled Bigan and hurriedly asked.
"Taishi, you have been away from the court for a long time, and you don't know that this court is no longer the original court. Bigan sighed and told the story at 1510.
This king, since he came back from the incense of Nuwa Palace, he was blackened by Zhun Ti, and a silver seed was buried in his body, compared with before, it is obvious that he has changed a person, and he doesn't care about military affairs.
**Tired of playing, and ordered people to go to various places to select beautiful women to enter the palace for him to have fun, and the civil and military officials headed by Prime Minister Shang Rong are all virtuous people, how can they agree, a dead admonition, and finally stopped it temporarily.
How do you know that the king of Xuan can't make a plan, and he has another plan: don't you civil and military officials not find beautiful women for me, okay, let others find them!
Above this court, there are sages, and naturally there are villains. Fei Zhong and You Hun are like this. These two people were originally petty officials, good at slapping horses and horses, and they were deeply pleased by the king, so they handed over the matter to the two of them. The two didn't dare to do it openly, they searched for beauties in private, and secretly sent them to the palace, which won the favor of the king, and they were more and more reused.
The 800 princes of the world also know that these two people are the celebrities in front of the king, and they have to bribe and flatter, as the so-called: before going to the Son of Heaven, come to the prince first.
The seventy-two princes of Beihai were put down in turmoil, and the matter spread to the court, even if the king of the Emperor was in his head, he was happy to hear such a good thing. ordered Wen Zhong to come back quickly and listen to the new things himself. It can be heard that Zhong has just leveled Beihai, and many things have to be dealt with, and he can't get out in a short time.
The king couldn't wait, so Fei Zhong and You Hun came up with an idea to let the Hou Suhu of Jizhou, who was involved in this matter, enter the court first to report and solve the curiosity of the king first.
The king of Xuan greatly appreciated this idea and announced that Su Hu should enter Beijing. Su Hu naturally came in the starry night.
Su Hu, this guy, surnamed like a flame, is upright and upright, from the perspective of Fei Zhong and You Hun, we have brought you up, and you have to mean it to give you such a good deed, right?
Fei Zhongyou was furious and vowed to take revenge.
When Su Hu entered the court, he told the Beihai rebellion in 1510, especially Huang Shiren's bravery, and he had to add fuel and vinegar.
After listening to Su Hu, the king sent him away, and the two sluts Fei Zhong and You Hun began to show off their rights. Tell the king that Su Hu has a daughter, named Daji, who is the first beauty in the world, why not recruit into the palace to serve the king.
When the king heard this, he came to the spirit. Grandma's, the number one beauty in the world, how can she be cheaper than others! Immediately, Xuan Su escorted into the court, and said kindly: "I heard that you have a daughter, whose surname is Youxian, and she enjoys good health, I am now choosing **, why not bring it in, as a relative of the country, you can also enjoy glory and wealth?"
What kind of person is Su Hu, firstly, Daji is his sweetheart, and secondly, the king is the lord of a country, and he doesn't think about governing the country, but thinks about these ** things, and he is also angry and refutes directly.
"In the palace of the great king, there are concubines, down to the concubines, there are thousands; In addition, the courtier's daughter Pu Liu is weak, she does not know how to be polite, and her virtue is not enough; begging Your Majesty to pay attention to Bangben, and even behead this villain who slanders, so that future generations in the world will know that Your Majesty is cultivating himself and listening to advice, and is not a lustful king, isn't it beautiful!"
Meaning: You have a lot of beauties, you have already enjoyed the blessings of all people, I am a rough girl, I can't serve you, you should govern the country wholeheartedly. Besides, this is definitely not your idea, it must be the slander of those villains, you should kill these villains, govern the country with peace of mind, and live for generations, isn't it beautiful.
The king is already a silver man at the moment, how can he listen to it, but he feels that Su Hu doesn't know how to raise it, and he is furious.
Su Hu is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he directly slammed into the king of Zhou, and scolded the king for being a faint monarch, and this big business will be lost in his hands sooner or later!
was so angry that without saying a word, he wanted to let Su Hu be dragged down and stoned to death.
Fei Zhong You Hun and the two sluts pretended to intercede, meaning: King, Su Hu is your future father-in-law, it's not good to die, just let him send his daughter.
When the king heard this, he was also reasonable, let Su Hu go, let him go back to Jizhou, and quickly sent Daji over.
Su Hu was so angry, he wanted to hit his head to death, but a group of civil and military ministers persuaded each other hard, Su Hu was furious, wrote four lines of poetry on the wall of the noon gate, and turned to leave.
"What kind of poem did you write?!" Wen Zhong heard what Bigan said, and he was so angry that he screamed.
"Well, over there!" Bigan gestured not far away.
Wen Zhong and Huang Shiren came to the wall, looked up at the four sentences on it, read it again, and were so frightened that Wen Zhong stumbled and almost fell down.
On the wall, the four sentences of the dragon flying and the phoenix dancing: "The king is bad and the ministers are bad, there are defeated five constants, Jizhou Su Hu, and never go to business." β
This is a bright anti-poem!
Wen Zhong is in pain: I just tried my best to calm Yuan Futong, the king, you are unconscious, for the sake of a woman, you have forced a loyal minister to rebel! That Su Hu, with his skills, has 100,000 male soldiers, and even Yuan Futong can't compare, if it really starts, it will be another vicious battle!
Wen Zhong is not afraid of war, but what he is worried about is the country of this big businessman!
The cadres sighed, but Huang Shiren, a slut, laughed.
"Uncle Shi, why are you laughing?" Wen Zhong wondered.
When the ministers saw that Huang Shiren was so abnormal, they thought that he must have done something extraordinary.
I saw this slut pointing to the verses on the wall and said, "Everyone, look at it, this Su Hu's handwriting is very good!"
When Shang Rong, Bi Gan and the others heard this, they were so angry that their beards stood up.
It was Wen Zhong who also greeted Huang Shiren's mother in his heart.
Seeing that there is going to be a war, you still have the heart to read!
"Hehe, everyone, nothing, nothing, this matter, I am free to measure. Huang Shiren shook the feather fan in his hand and smiled.
"Well, Uncle Shi is very skilled, and I hope you will persuade the king well. Wen Zhong had seen Huang Shiren's methods and hurriedly said.
Huang Shiren looked at Su Hu's anti-poem, and scolded in his heart: Old man, old man, your surname is too anxious!
It's really fucking unreasonable, but you also have to talk about a countermeasure, think of a way! You're good, three times five divided by two wrote such an anti-poem, let people seize the handle, the world sends troops, can you win? In the end, it still hurt my little heart!
Alas, thanks to your son-in-law's presence, there is still a turning point in this matter.
Shang Rong Bigan and others led the way, Wen Zhong Huang Shiren was behind, and a group of people came to the Nine Palaces, and the yellow door had already sounded the drum and rang the bell.
"The king announced Wen Zhong and Huang Shiren Golden Palace!" Xiao Huangmen shouted loudly, and Wen Zhong and Huang Shiren entered the main hall.
"Minister Wen Zhong, meet the king!" Wen Zhong knelt on the ground, and the civil and military officials behind him also knelt down, only Huang Shiren poked on the court.
"Bold! Face the king, why don't you kneel?!" Under the dragon, two sharp-faced people stood up, it was Fei Zhong Youhun.
"Huang Shiren, so bold, why don't you kneel when you see me?"
Huang Shiren smiled: "King, you are the lord of the world, how noble. But I am a person from outside, and I am not in the king's land, so I can't think of worshipping. β
When the king heard this, he was also a reason, a cultivator, there is no monarch and minister, this product has made a meritorious service, if you don't worship, don't worship. I'll see how capable he is.
"Huang Shiren, I ask you, where are you from?" asked the king.
As soon as Huang Shiren heard this, he knew that the king was obviously looking for trouble. He is from Meishan, Wen Zhong told him earlier.
Damn, this is to fight with me! Okay, come on!
Hand cranked the feather fan, the wind scratched, and said: "The poor road comes from the clouds." β
Seeing that he said something mysterious, the king said, "What is Yunshui?"
Your mother, this set of falsehoods, I have relied on this to cheat and eat and drink in my last life, how can I lose to you!
Lao Huang smiled and said, "The heart is like a white cloud, and the mind is like flowing water." β
Although the king of the Xuan Dynasty is a brain, he is also a smart and wise man in essence, nodded and asked, "The clouds and water are scattered, where do you return?"
Huang Shiren laughed and pretended to be forced: "When the clouds disperse and the moon is in the sky, the pearl of dry water appears." β
Hearing the words, the king turned his anger into joy. This is long, there are really two hits!
"The Tao is long!
The king ordered, Xiao Huangmen hurriedly moved the chair, and Huang Shiren was not polite, and sat down with a big grin.
The king was overjoyed and said: "I heard that the Huang Daoist is the disciple of the first scattered person in the world, and he has a profound Taoism, and he has put down the Beihai rebellion, which is due to the society! Come here, give the Taoist long Xuanniao national clothes, and you will not worship in the future!"
The yellow door held the Xuanniao national robe, which was extremely red, inlaid with pearls and gemstones, and was brilliant.
Xuanniao is the totem of the bird of the Great Shang Kingdom, and this dress is not intended to be a symbol of status.
The king was happy, and he discussed some Taoist issues, outlook on life and world view with Huang Shiren, the king said that he was very interested in this, Huang Shiren emphasized that this is his strength, and pointed out again, you want to listen, I will speak!
Lao Huang was a deceitful ancestor in his previous life, and he spoke with sharp teeth, and he was slapping horses and observing words and feelings, which made the king extremely happy!
"The Taoist chief is really a god man! He can protect my great business, and God will take care of him! Come here, give the Taoist chief a handful of floating dust, and crown the national teacher!"
Huang Shiren is welcome, you will accept it when you come!
"National teacher, the big business is now in good weather, the country is peaceful and peaceful, the Beihai rebellion is peaceful, and I am very happy, but at the moment, Jizhou protects the Su and the goods do not know how to lift, but they are out of the court, I don't know how the national teacher thinks of this matter?"
One after another, they stared at Huang Shiren, and they all squeezed their eyebrows, meaning to let him be careful.
Huang Shiren smiled, stood up, and said to this king, to the Manchu Dynasty civil and military: "King, the king wants his ministers to die, and the ministers can't not die! Su Hu Na, to do such a thing, it is really time for a thousand cuts!"
I rub!
Huang Shiren's words made the Manchu Dynasty's civil and military forces thunderous, if it wasn't for the main hall, let alone others, but Wen Zhong would go up and knock him to death!
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