Chapter 131: Three Actions and Three Abuses

Old lady, this matter is really none of my business, all this is Yunfeng's dead waste, when eating in the dining room, he said that you are sitting in the gazebo Sichun, and you have a man. At the beginning, Cousin Spruce asked me to ask you, but I said, my sister can't have a man, but he has to ask me, I have no choice but to say that I want to ask you, but who knows that such a thing happened, sister, this is not my intention, you just spare your brother and me!

Hmph, you still have a face, today, if I don't teach you a good lesson, you won't know how powerful your sister is. After speaking, the Yun family locked Yun Lei in the room and entertained him with a meal that he would never forget.

"Ah-, "Sister, spare your life, old sister, spare your life."

A terrible scream continued to come out of Yun Jiao's boudoir, and the spruce and others who were hiding on the side and eavesdropping, heard Yun Lei's tragic scream, and their hairs stood up one by one, and they trembled all over.

Hey, fortunately, fortunately we didn't stay, otherwise, we would have become the second Yun Lei, Spruce heard the screams of Yun Lei coming from Yun Jiao's room.

Well, cousin Spruce, what he said is really right, if we stay, then what happens to Cousin Yunlei now is an example for us to stay, those who escaped from Yunjiao's room gathered on the side to hear, Yunlei's screams, and agreed with Spruce's words one by one.

Old lady, why are you just beating me and me? Cousin Spruce and Yun Feng, why don't you go to them to settle accounts? Yun Lei was beaten by Yun Jiao and asked with a gold star in his eyes.

Hmph, there are spruce and cloud wind, none of them can run away, I want to let them, one by one, taste them, my Yun Jiao is amazing, otherwise I won't be called Qianjiao Witch, Yun Jiao is evil.

Let's go! If Yun Jiao sees it, we are hiding here, she will definitely show us the color, Spruce didn't hear it, Yun Lei said with a scream.

Well, Cousin Spruce is right, let's go quickly, if Cousin Yunjiao sees it, we hide here to watch the play, she will pick our skin and boil the oil, the others said.

Hehe, to be honest, I really envy Cousin Yunfeng, I can be forced to kiss by Yun Jiao's witch under him, I'm afraid it's wonderful, right?

Yunhai, if you let Yun Jiao's cousin hear this, hehe, I estimate that your taste will be more flavorful and wonderful than that of Yun Feng's cousin being suppressed by Yun Jiao's witch and kissing him, don't you say?

Hahahaha, Yun Tao, don't say it, if Yun Hai's words really let Yun Jiao Witch hear, what fun things do you say, I estimate that Yun Hai's fat body, why should he be squeezed out of a few barrels of oil by Yun Jiao Witch?

Isn't this better? Squeeze all the oil out of Yunhai's body, so that we don't have to go out to buy oil, so that my Yun family can not only save money on oil, but secondly, squeeze out all the fat lard on Yunhai's body, which can be described as the best of both worlds! Yun Tao said.

Hahahaha, Yuntao, I really let your kid say it right, that is, you want to squeeze out all the fat lard on this kid in Yunhai, otherwise, this kid will die on his fat lard, Spruce and everyone laughed and said.

Yun Hai is the fattest person in the Yun family, with a weight of an astonishing five hundred and eighty catties, the nickname of the Yun family, Sea Pig, a six-star martial artist with strength, among the many direct descendants of the Yun family, ranked above the middle. However, he can't fight against people for too long, because his physical strength can't keep up with the energy he consumes against the enemy. But his combat effectiveness is still very strong, an iron rod of several hundred catties, in his hands is like the Ruyi golden hoop stick in the hands of Sun Wukong, playing tiger and tiger, a stick down, even a seven-star warrior can't catch his stick.

Go go, Yunxing, don't you make fun of me here, my perfect muscles are in the way of your eyes?

"Vomit"

Spruce and the others heard Yunhai's beautiful words, and vomited one by one.

Yunhai, don't disgust us, you kid, just your fat pork, dare to say that it is perfect muscles, don't you want to disgust us to death? I think it's better to ask Cousin Yunjiao to take action and boil out all your fat lard, otherwise, all of our brothers will be disgusted to death by you, Spruce said.

You're jealous of me, jealous that I have this perfect muscle, and you don't. That's why you want Cousin Yunjiao to make a move on me, hmph, I'm Yunhai telling you, no matter who it is, if you dare to hit my muscles, I Yunhai can't spare him, hum, Yunhai snorted lightly, turned around and left, Spruce and the others' eyeliner.

Is this what the hell is this, today, he went out without taking medicine? Spruce and the others saw the sea of clouds that walked away angrily, and looked at each other one by one.

But not long after Yunhai walked out, Spruce and the others heard an earth-shattering scream from Yunhai.

"Ah," Cousin Yunjiao, spare your life! Spare your life! This matter, no matter my business, this is the idea of the rabbit cub of the spruce, if you want to find it, you can find the rabbit cub of the spruce to settle the account, don't you find the head of my sea pig? Also, I will not say anything about you forcibly kissing Cousin Yunfeng, you can spare me! Yunhai was pulled by Yunjiao, and he screamed with one of his pig ears.

Sea pig, do you dare to say a word nonsense, today, the old lady will boil out all the lard in your body, have you heard clearly? Yun Jiao heard it, Yun Hai said that she kissed Yun Feng under the cliff, and shouted at Yun Hai's ears.

What? Yun Jiao's witch pressed the fourth young master of Yun Feng under her and forcibly kissed him? Yun Hai's words loudly were heard by two passing by, and the two of them ran away with shocked faces, spreading this shocking news to the Yun family.

Hear clearly, cousin Yunyunjiao, Yunhai panicked.

Dear cousin sea pig, do you want to accept, what kind of punishment do you want from me, dear cousin, do you want the witch to move three times, or do you want the witch to abuse three times? Yun Jiao asked Yun Jiao, who was trembling up and down, in a coquettish tone.

The so-called three movements of the witch are the three movements of the head, the limbs, and the whole body. And the head movement is that the head has to keep moving until your old eyes are dizzy, and your eyes are full of stars and the sky is spinning, so that your whole head seems to fly away from your neck. Moving your limbs is, your hands and feet, keep swinging, without Yun Jiao's order, you can't stop even if you die, and she won't let you stop until your limbs don't feel like yours. Next, it's time for the whole body to move, as the name suggests, to get your whole body moving until you collapse.

The three abuses are Yun Jiao's unique whole family cheats, all the children of the Yun family who have been served by Yun Jiao's three abuses, none of them are not, they walk around when they see Yun Jiao, and when they hear Yun Jiao's name, they run far away, and they don't dare to stay there and listen to the word "Yun Jiao".

The first abuse of the three abuses is "laughing," you don't underestimate this laughing word, as long as the Yun family has tasted the people who laughed in Yun Jiao's three abuses, they have not laughed since then. This is because Yun Jiao will strip all the clothes on your body, leaving only a pair of underwear for you to wear, and the rest is that in the places where your skin is most likely to itch, "for example, the soles of your feet, waist, etc.," she will gently engage with feathers, making you laugh nonstop.

The second abuse, the "spicy" Yunjiao will use a very spicy and spicy Sanpin Spicy Ape Pepper to make you eat it or smear the Sanpin Spicy Ape Pepper all over your body, making your whole body hot and uncomfortable. This kind of three-grade spicy ape pepper, just like its face, can make a three-grade demon ape spicy everywhere to find water to relieve the spiciness, you say that this kind of general-level monster can be spicy like that, what will happen if the person eats and coats the whole body?

The third abuse, pain, this pain is not more than pain, this pain is Yun Jiao's method of using the soul to make you feel pain, it does not necessarily have to hit your body to make you feel pain, but with a spiritual technique, let you feel heartache in your heart, heartbreak-like pain, in short, this kind of pain can only be felt by people with broken hearts.

I don't know, cousin Yunhai, which three do you want to choose? Is it three movements or three abuses? Yun Jiao said.

Cousin Yunjiao, I don't dare!

(Brothers and sisters, how many recommend votes! Only a dozen votes, my brother is so sad! Today, two watches, thank you for giving a little more recommendation votes)