Chapter 1 Daddy is going to blow up!
"Hey!"
I couldn't help but sigh again, looking at the completely unfamiliar environment around me, the antique buildings, fortunately I confirmed that I really crossed over, yes, this is a sad story.
With the gradual integration of the memory of the original owner, he knew that he seemed to have traveled to the Ming Dynasty, also known as Wan Xing, the word You'an, seventeen years old this year.
It's just sad that three days ago, the original owner was hit on the head by a tile that fell inexplicably from the roof, and he passed out until now, and he didn't gradually wake up until he crossed over.
I took stock of the relationship map of this family in my mind, and it was not complicated, just a family of three, he and his father and mother, plus some maids and servants.
His father's name is Wan An, the word is enlightened, he is an honest person, and he has no other specialties, he usually likes to read, do carpentry, engage in invention and creation, and is the head of a firearms bureau in Huguang, responsible for firearms research and development, etc., which is a more suitable position for him.
And his mother's name is Fan Qing, as if she is working in some kind of palace, and she has quite a card when she says it.
But fortunately, I also know that in the Ming Dynasty, although the vassal king said that he did not have to worry about eating and drinking, in fact, he was not allowed to leave the fief for half a step for the rest of his life, and his power was very small, which was equivalent to a pig in captivity, which was quite helpless.
Not to mention the vassal king, even the emperor's power is not good, otherwise there would be no Ming Lizong Liu Jin, Ming Regent Zhang Juzheng and others, who are more bullish than the emperor, it is outrageous.
In addition, he has an uncle, but he is far away in the capital, and only occasionally exchanges some letters, fortunately he has not seen him for several years.
Therefore, suddenly coming to this strange Ming Dynasty, fortunately I can't say that I am lucky, but I am really a little melancholy, because these two eyes are black, and he really doesn't know where to go for a while.
Fortunately, the original owner's family conditions are not bad, and he doesn't have to worry about eating and drinking, so he doesn't need to worry about his livelihood for the time being, but he won't be like the original owner and idle all day long eating and waiting for death, right?
After all, he swore to Huang Tian, and he had nothing to do with gambling and drugs in this life!
was also thinking to himself, suddenly, he heard the sound of rushing footsteps outside, and then, he saw a family member who didn't care about knocking on the door, and directly broke in in a hurry.
"Oh my God, young master, you are awake, go out and have a look, the master had a whim again, he tied a large bundle of fireworks to the chair, saying that he was going to try to fly, we couldn't stop it, only you can persuade it, it's too late!"
"What?"
Immediately, when he heard Jia Ding Wang Er say this anxiously, he was also stunned, thinking what was going on?
Fireworks, flying?
, Shenma situation, thousands of households flying into the sky?
Suddenly, he remembered that his family seemed to be the descendants of ten thousand households, and his cheap father really liked to engage in these inventions and creations, otherwise he would not have served in the Firearms Bureau.
Therefore, he inherited the will of his ancestors, and began to be the same as the original Wanhu adults, and the food was not delicious, so he studied how to fly all day long, and dreamed of being an astronaut, how to break it?
Could it be that this is a legacy?
Gan, Baoyou, this is not a good thing!
After all, I heard that the ending of Wanhu Feitian was not very good, although the courage was commendable, but the final result was that the rocket exploded, so that the legendary first person in Feitian died directly.
So at this moment, after hearing Wang Er say that his cheap dad has already started to try, fortunately he is also in a hurry, because this is not good, I have only heard that my girlfriend blew up, how have I heard that my dad blew up, it is outrageous!
So I jumped straight out of bed.
"Damn, it's really fake, then what are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and stop it! In the current scientific and technological conditions, what kind of god is flying, the sky is almost the same, do you know the gravitational force? Do you know about aerodynamics? Do you know the speed of the universe in one, two, three? I don't know if these are nonsense, so hurry up and stop Young Master Ben! ”
Although he didn't understand what Wan Xing was talking about, Wang Er, who felt shocked, still said with his hands.
"Young master, we can't stop it, you don't know the temper of the master, everything is a tendon, nine cows can't pull it back, and now the lady is not here, it's only you, only you can persuade him."
Hearing this, he hurriedly put on his shoes, and fortunately said in a hurry: "Then what are you waiting for?" Don't lead the way, you really won't die if you don't die, Dad, wait for me, I'll give you popular science aerodynamics! ”
As he spoke, he rushed out without looking back, obviously, he was really anxious, thinking to himself, Dad, what are you doing? Check Daddy Status!
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And in the backyard of Wanjia, on the empty grass, I saw Wan Chengdao, the cheap daddy Wan Chengdao, who was really holding two big kites at the moment, sitting on a serpentine flying car tied to forty-seven rockets, ready to fly into the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun.
After seeing that everything was almost ready, Wan Chengdao, who was in his thirties, wearing a cyan robe and three strands of long hair, looked very energetic, and looked excited, and said to a butler holding a torch beside him.
"Zhang San, quick, light the fuse, and try if our fire dragon car can fly successfully."
Hearing this, the housekeeper named Zhang San was about to cry, and retreated again and again: "Master, I'm ...... I don't dare, if you don't succeed in flying into the sky, your life will not be saved, and then I, Zhang San, will not become a murderer of the master's family, and I can't afford to bear this responsibility. ”
Wan Chengdao looked up to the sky and laughed: "Haha, Zhang San, what are you talking about, Feitian, it is my lifelong wish, the master, there is the ancestor Wanhu in front of the inspiration, my descendants have been following from the past, today, even if I Wan Chengdao is broken and blood is splashed in the sky, I have to give it a try, so you don't have to be afraid, come and light the fire." ”
Seeing Wan Chengdao say this, he didn't listen to persuasion, Zhang San also wanted to cry without tears, so he gritted his teeth and came to the lead of the dragon car with a worried face.
It was only at this time that fortunately it was finally late, and when he saw this, he found that his cheap dad was really dying and flying to the sky, so he was also in a hurry, and hurriedly yelled: "Slow, let go of that lead, don't order!" ”
Unexpectedly, this sudden roar directly scared Zhang San, who was already worried, into a small hand.
Originally, he was delaying the time and didn't want to light it, but under this agitation, he accidentally ignited the fuse, and directly 'snorted' and burned, about to detonate the forty-seven rockets on the seat.
Seeing this, after seeing that his cheap dad was really about to explode, he was angry and anxious, fortunately he couldn't care so much for a while, and rushed forward and yelled: "I'm sorry Dad, look at the feet." ”
After speaking, it was a dragon swing tail, which directly kicked Wan Chengdao off the fire dragon car.
At the moment when the two of them fell to the ground, the rocket on the fire dragon car was also completely ignited, only to hear a loud 'boom', thick smoke billowing around the fire dragon car, and the flames were churning.
In an instant, the serpentine car flew up and slowly rose into the air under the powerful thrust of forty-seven rockets.
But the next moment, before everyone had time to be happy, they saw that the fire dragon car that rose into the air suddenly exploded, and there was a bang in the air, and the entire fire dragon car burned violently, turning into a ball of fireball, falling heavily from mid-air, falling into the courtyard, and shattering.
And the luck of witnessing all this with his own eyes finally breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest, and secretly said that it was okay, but it was really lucky, he finally saved his cheap father, and there was no accident.
Otherwise, if he came a little later, the consequences would be really unimaginable, after all, he didn't have a moonlight treasure box, and if he was really one step late, he could only invite the whole village to eat with tears, and he couldn't sit at the child's table.
Hey, it's really impossible, my dad wants to be an astronaut, and my son is so happy that he immediately gave him his favorite mouth......
emmm…… Forget it......
I couldn't help but silently complain in my heart, Dad, you can really die, use this kind of explosive rocket to ascend to heaven, you can think of it, even if you don't ascend to heaven, you will ascend to heaven, one word, absolutely!
And suddenly was kicked off the flying chair by Wan Xing, and fell to the ground in embarrassment, Wan Chengdao was also furious, and directly got up and twisted his ear and said: "Okay, Wan You'an, you rebel, what are you doing?" It's a long ability, right, even your father dares to kick it! ”
Hearing this, under the pain, Wan Xing also begged for mercy again and again: "Ouch, let go, Dad, what do you say I'm doing?" I'm saving your life! Tell me, if I hadn't kicked you down just now, would you still be alive? I've been shoulder-to-shoulder with the sun for a long time, and I used this method to ascend to heaven, so I can't think of it, don't die again, okay? ”
Including Zhang San, who escaped the charge of murdering the master's family by luck, he also breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly said: "Yes, master, if it hadn't been for the young master's kick just now, the consequences would be really unimaginable, don't blame him, the young master is also kind." ”
Hearing Wan Xing and Zhang San say this, Wan Chengdao, who calmed down a little, recalled the scene just now, and then felt a little afraid, and couldn't help but subconsciously breathe a sigh of relief.
But after all, it was a fortunate father, who felt a little embarrassed by his kick like this, he was still very angry, muttered depressedly, stopped talking, and silently stepped forward to check the fire dragon car that was burned to the ground, scratching his head and sullenly.
"It doesn't make sense, I obviously controlled the amount of medicine, why did it still explode?"
And seeing that his cheap dad is really enchanted, he still hasn't given up on why he failed to study there, and he has the posture of doing it all over again, and fortunately he is really speechless.
Do you want to be an astronaut like that? It seems that next time I can really only have a big mouth!
Therefore, he walked forward and said, "Please, Dad, do you really think that you can fly in this way?" Don't be funny, okay, gravitational attraction you know? Do you know aerodynamics? Do you know the speed of the universe at one, two, three? I don't know any of this, oh my God, you'd better wash and sleep as soon as possible, and really don't die again! ”
Hearing this, Wan Chengdao also scratched his head with a confused face.
"No, son, what nonsense are you talking about, why can't you understand it as a father? Also, although it was a failure this time, it was not a complete failure for the father, as you can see, the rocket did lift the dragon car into the sky, but it only exploded at the last moment. ”
"So, as long as you try a few more times for your father and control the amount of medicine, you can make the fire dragon car fly successfully into the sky without exploding, right?"
"Yes, you can fly, but only a little bit, right?"
Seeing that this old guy really didn't give up, but his face was full of eagerness to try, and he had the posture of doing it all over again, but fortunately he was speechless again, and said depressedly.
"And then? Dad, even if you manage to take off, you'll fall to your death in the end. ”
Wan Chengdao said with confidence: "Haha, how come, didn't you see that I also prepared two kites, and when the thrust of the rocket is exhausted, I can still use the kite to fly down again, our ancestor Lord Wanhu prepared it like this back then, I have read his notes, as long as the operation is done properly, I will definitely not fall to death." ”
Luckily: "......"
Touching his forehead with his hand, he was really speechless, so he had to complain again: "Dad, I really don't know what to say about you, who keeps notes for serious people?" You don't really think you can fly down again with two kites, do you? ”
"How did Lord Wanhu die back then? It's the flying death, and he hasn't even used the kite yet, and the ghost knows if his handwriting can be trusted, so don't be whimsical, okay, in the current situation, flying is unrealistic, and the spiral ascension is almost the same! ”
Hearing Wan Xing say this mercilessly, Wan Chengdao couldn't help but look dark, and there was a sense of frustration that his lifelong ideals had been severely hit, and he couldn't help but hang his head and say.
"It shouldn't be, son, it's not that I haven't thought about being a father when you say this, it's just that I really want to try to fly to the sky, just like our ancestor Wanhu back then, even if I don't hesitate to break my bones, is it really impossible?"
Seeing his cheap father's suddenly pitiful eyes, angry and funny, fortunately he was helpless, touched his chin and thought about it carefully.
Or, find a way to fulfill his old man's wish, and it will be regarded as a benefit for his traverser?
After all, it's better to do it yourself than to be blind like this, if one day he doesn't secretly come again, then he really wants to cry without tears, and he is embarrassed to go out.
Because when he goes out in the future, people greet him with 'Hey, Wan You'an, I heard that your dad blew up?' 'He doesn't want to lose face!
So, seeing a stirring in his heart, he made up his mind that he must prevent this from happening, and he was also busy pulling Wan Chengdao to sit down under the big tree on the side, and said slowly.
"Dad, it's not impossible for you to try to fly, it's just that you can't use your current method."
"Because under the current scientific and technological conditions, it is impossible to use rockets to power the sky, it is really looking for death, and before flying, you must at least understand a few basic concepts, such as the law of universal gravitation."
"The law of gravitation?"
"That's right, Zhang San, you go get an apple, and I'll show you what the law of gravitation is!"
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