Chapter Twenty-Four: New Entertainment in Ironthorn Town

Hemmer's big circle plan sounds grandiose, but it is difficult to implement, it cannot be said that it is impossible, it can only be said that it is a pipe dream.

Seeing that Eliden was skeptical, he quickly changed the subject, "Ahem... That's right. Did you come to me for something? ”

"Can't people come to Master Hemmer if they're fine?" Suddenly realizing that she was very close to Hermer, Eliden's impatient lust returned, and she took advantage of Hermer's unpreparedness to directly overturn and crush the person to the ground.

Boom!

There was a close contact between his head and the ground, and Hemer's eyes turned red the moment he was in pain.

Eliden couldn't stand his pear blossom with rain appearance, and immediately let out a villainous laugh and began to take off his trench coat, "Come on, Lord Hammer, don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower, punish me severely." ”

Hemmer below was shocked and hurriedly stopped Eliden, "You... What are you doing? ”

Eliden tugged at the cuffs of his trench coat with one hand and pressed Hemer's face with the other, his face was full of spring, "Let me see if Lord Hemmer is developing normally." ”

"Don't!" Hemmer pushed Eliden's hand away, and the latter was annoyed, "Show me! ”

As he spoke, he was going to kiss Hemmer's mouth.

Just as Eliden's red lips were getting closer and closer to him, Hemmer pouted and exclaimed, "Arenein, why are you here?" ”

Ellene's little deflated three?

Really, why did you come at this time.

Eliden turned his head impatiently, trying to chase away the little kid, but saw that the door was closed, where did Alleyne come from.

Hemmer immediately rolled over and broke free from the sorceress's clutches.

Realizing that he had been deceived, Eliden suddenly deflated, lying on the map on all fours and exhaling, "Lord Hemer is so boring, everyone is boring, and Ironspike Town is also boring. Life is so boring. ”

"I want to die like this."

"Hey, why does the little girl say these bad things every day." Hemmer hurriedly put on his armor to defend himself, and at the same time suggested, "Since you're bored, why don't you call Aurelia over to play Bato's old peasant knights together?" ”

"Don't play." Eliden shook his head, "Your poker skills are so bad that it's not hard to win at all." It's so unfulfilling. ”

Helmer: ....

"Then play Warhammer Kill."

"Don't play either, you play Tyrion every time, and you can kill me with one slash, it's too bad. If you don't play, you don't play. Eliden lay lazily on the ground, tossing and turning and rubbing his skin.

"I don't play this, I don't play that, so what do you want to play?"

"I want to play with Master Hemer, hehe." Eliden's eyes lit up, and his saliva almost flowed out.

Yes, it's a, and it's hopeless. Hemmer slapped his forehead, his brain aching.

"Then you always have a hobby, okay, what about entertainment? How happy you are usually, how happy you are now. ”

"That's right." Eliden jumped to her feet, took out a leather whip out of nowhere, and whipped it on the ground.

Syllable!

"I usually like to torture prisoners the most. Master Helmer, why don't we play a game of interrogating the prisoner. I will be the inquisitor, and you will be the prisoner. ”

Eliden's eyes carry shadows, like wolves hunting in the night. Hemmer was almost scared and fled.

"Tap, don't break the map for me." Hurmer hurriedly pushed Eliden away and began to scroll the map.

"I don't care, you have to find a way to make me happy, you have so many ideas anyway."

Women have three treasures, one crying, two troubles and three hangings.

Hemmer couldn't help but grind her hard, and if he continued to torture like this, he would go crazy, so he said, "Okay, okay, no problem." Can you go back and rest first, and let me think about it? How can I figure out how you can make such a fuss here? ”

"Okay then." Eliden put away her whip and left in a state of interest, and when she reached the door, she shouted into the room again, "Give you three days to come up with it, or you will play a game of interrogating prisoners with me!" ”

Whipping? Hemmer didn't even play to death.

Ahem, unless he's an inquisitor.

However, after being pestered by Eliden, Hemmer really realized a problem.

Even the sorceress is so boring, you can imagine what kind of life the common people at the bottom live.

With the help of slaves, there is no need to work, there are no group activities at ordinary times, and there is no other work to do if you don't close the door to warm the kang head of your wife and children, and contribute to the dark elf population.

Hemmer wanted to get some entertainment and revive the backwater of the dark elves' lives.

This is not a bad job, and it is necessary to know that it is necessary to improve the happiness of residents.

It can not only improve law and order, but also win the hearts of the people.

So Hemmer didn't do anything in the past two days, so he took a few people from Khill to walk the streets and alleys every day to observe the lives of the people of Ironthorn Town.

After observing for two days, it was really boiled water. Eat, sleep, and beat beans. Ahem, of course, he couldn't see the third.

There are only two festivals, one of which is the Kane celebration that is still some time away, and the second is the midnight of death, the festival of Nima's pure perversion. Sooner or later, Hemmer would have to tear down the altar of that Kane.

Through these two days of observation, Hermer understood that the Dark Elves were in dire need of a participatory entertainment.

So he thought about it, and went to the street to conduct field research, and really came up with a solution.

The reason was that when he was passing by the market, he saw a vendor selling magical items.

The dazzling array of magic gadgets on the stalls attracts many people to buy them.

One of the magic items called the Shadow Ball made Hemmer have a plan.

This so-called shadow ball actually uses the principle of light magic, which can record a picture and sound for a short time, just like the projector of the blue star. Hemmer understood the role of the photo ball, and immediately waved his hand and bought a box.

The peddler happily closed his mouth, claiming that he would come to Ironthorn to cooperate with Hemmer if he had a big business in the future.

In this way, Hemmer carried a box of photo balls back to the lord's manor.

At the same time, Aurelia was found to be pacifying the High Elf slaves.

In the room, Hemer poured a glass of water for Aurelia and praised her for appeasing the High Elves and contributing to the cause of peace.

He praised Aurelia and embarrassed the girl before he talked about his plan.

"Well, Aurelia. Can you sing a few High Elf tunes? ”

"Little Qu'er?"

"It's a ballad, a bard, a hymn, or something."

Aurelia was puzzled, Hemmer called her here just to listen to the song?

Well, but since Hemer wanted to hear it, Aurelia casually sang a few high elf ballads in praise of the gods.

The girl's face was radiant, her singing voice was as graceful as a warbler, and the originally dry eulogy was sung with a beautiful feeling, and Hermer enjoyed listening to it very much, and happily took Aurelia's hand, "Well, it's good." It would be better if it could be replaced with our Durucci tune. ”

The first time she was praised for her good singing, Aurelia blushed on her cheeks.

"Aurelia, I want to ask you for something." Hemmer stared at the girl with blazing eyes, and the latter simply nodded, completely unaware of what Hemmer would want her to do next.

....

On the third day, the world-weary Eliden knocked on Hemmer's door, only to see him radiant and a treacherous appearance, with Aurelia behind him with dark circles on her face, coughing and drinking water while holding her throat.

Eliden finished the whole story in an instant, pointed at Hemer, and stammered, "You.... Lord Hermer, you forced someone to do that..."

"I thought you were a decent gentleman...."

"What the hell. I'm a gentleman, right? Hemmer scratched his head, but saw Eliden pounce.

"You hopeless bastard, hee-hee, I like things like Lord Hemer!"

With his previous experience, Hemmer stepped back sensitively, and Eliden fell to the ground, his forehead red and swollen.

"You're still playing with me, aren't you? Hey. ”

"Don't, be serious. I thought of new entertainment. ”

"Really?" Eliden didn't care about the swollen bag on his forehead, pressed Hemer's shoulder and said excitedly, "Let me play first." ”

"What is the monkey anxious about. We'll talk about it tonight. Hemmer gave her an unfathomable smile and turned to soothe Aurelia.

Only Eliden was left standing in place, stroking his forehead, with a puzzled expression: "Night? ”

Time flies.

That night, all the inhabitants of Ironthorn were summoned to the central plaza by Hemmer, and when they looked up, they saw large white wooden signs standing all over the square.

Everyone gathered in groups and twos to discuss Hemer's intentions and what the plank was for.

Hemer, who was waiting behind the high platform, looked up at the sky, the stars were shining, and the dark passage was almost time, and then slowly walked up to the high platform,

Seeing that thousands of people gathered below, not only the residents of Iron Thorn Town, but also the High Elf slaves were also summoned by Hemer, and in an instant, it was crowded, so lively.

He raised his hand to signal everyone to be quiet.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I called you over tonight to see that you usually have no entertainment except for eating and drinking at home, lying down and spending your days. What is too decadent. ”

"However, the current situation of the lack of entertainment life in Iron Thorn Town will completely change tonight!"

Hemmer clapped his hands while everyone was still confused.

I saw that the white wooden board behind him gradually appeared bright, and the blurred scene slowly focused, condensing projections everywhere.

"Projection all." At the back of the square, Kerhill and Anzales led their men to place dozens of photo balls on the pre-built stone pillars, and their projections happened to be reflected on the wooden panels.

When the light and shadow coalesced together and the focus was completely completed, the figure of Aurelia appeared on it, but she had her back to everyone.

Everyone present was puzzled.

At this time, colorful magical halos shone in all directions of the square, and everyone seemed to be deep in a psychedelic space.

A rough singing voice that did not fit Aurelia herself echoed in the audience:

"The vast end of the world is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains!"

"What kind of rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of singing is the most cheerful"

“....”

Look at the screen again, and Aurelia has begun to jump.

At first, everyone was quite confused, but this song seems to be quite exciting?

In the Warhammer world at this time, when it comes to song and dance, people's inherent impression is probably that a group of beautiful women are dancing, highlighting the femininity, and they have never heard of such a lively dance.

It's not much, everyone is looking at the top, and many people are trying to learn Aurelia's movements.

Eliden was also eyed and quietly learned.

At this moment, a small area was projected on the screen over the sea of people, revealing Hemer's figure.

He held a short wooden stick in his hand and greeted everyone with the other, "Friends of Truuzzi over there, how are you!"

"Friends of Azul here, will you raise your hands!"

"Evibati! Let me hear your screams and jump up! ”

Countless voices swept in, converging into the word "good" one after another.

So on the square of Iron Thorn Town, thousands of people danced excitedly, dancing to the rhythm of youth.

In the audience, Aurelia, who was originally shy, couldn't help but laugh when she saw that everyone was learning from her, and even her younger brother Ellen jumped next to her and laughed silly.

At this point, Ironthorn Town has a fixed night of jumping.