Chapter 034: No... Not under Lu Bu
"After registering the information, now you have to choose the competitive mode, there are very few tricks that newcomers can choose in the first battle, only two kinds of weapons can be carried or not used.
I don't recommend that you choose to carry weapons, in an environment with no rules and restrictions, there are many demons and monsters in the weapon area, although it is expressly forbidden to attack, it is still easy to die of serious injuries in an instant.
The safety factor of pure hand-to-hand combat is high, and if the situation is not good, you can surrender quickly, and many martial artists of the school will also compete in this area to hone their skills through actual combat. β
From his detailed introduction, it can be felt that Mr. Wang is still sincere in doing after-sales service, and what he tells is dry goods.
It's just that those things are floating clouds to Lance. Besides, since the other party mentioned the martial artist, he naturally wouldn't miss the opportunity, "Mr. Wang, speaking of the martial artist... Did Miss Gu Mu also participate? Who is she? β
It seems to be asking a sensitive question.
The king of sunglasses stretched his face, leaned back tactically, and hugged his chest with both hands, "I said little brother, you can't do this!" With a critical choice looming in the arena, what are you still thinking of that is unrealistic?
With such a negligent and lazy style, he was beaten to death for the first time in eight achievements! β
Lance yawned, "It's okay... Addicted to female sex I do. Also, I'm going to pick a three-game schedule. Weapons can be carried! β
"Made! Are you crazy to hit the streets? Didn't I just finish talking about the danger of the weapons zone, why didn't you listen to it? If you're not careful, you'll die! β
"Mr. Wang, you don't understand, a real swordsman must sharpen his sword heart between life and death! Maybe in a few months, when you look back on this moment, you will find that you have inadvertently walked with God tonight! β
"Don't, don't, fellow, I warn you, I was joking with Nong just now! Just with Nong's small body? Just play a few games and save some pocket money.
God of Fighting? Hahahaha! Phew!
I advise you, young man, to do it yourself! β
"Hehe, people must have dreams in life, and they don't want to be a god of fighting in any arena? Besides, that's not the point, the key is Miss Gu Mu's identity, is it a secret? β
Seeing that Lance did not give up.
With his left hand helplessly holding his forehead, Mr. Wang sighed, "No, it's not a secret, but not everyone is qualified to know."
If you want to hear the answer, yes! The 'Weapon Trifecta' of your own choice, I'll tell you when you come back alive! β
"It's a deal!"
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Ten minutes later, Lance appeared alone in the east preparation area of the arena, holding a small tablet in his hand, which the organizers provided to the contestants to check information in real time.
To create dramatic effect, he was asked to take off his sweatpants and gray shirt and replace them with shabby, moldy clothes that looked rough and dirty, but actually didn't stink.
And as the price of the change of clothes, the prize for this victory is doubled, and at the strong request of the youth, Santuchuan will give priority to the most heinous criminals in the future.
So... Our first opponent isβ(finger swipe)
A collector of the human body who pays attention to freshness: Shiro Tsuchihori.
This is a man who has an extraordinary sense of excitement about the profile of the human body, and he never kills his opponent, but only cuts open the body of the opponent and admires it carefully, so as to obtain great satisfaction and joy.
Therefore, although he has committed many attempted murders, he will never be sentenced to death.
But for the victims, who were traumatized physically and mentally, their lives were changed forever.
In the end, under the collective petition of the victims, he was transferred to Santuchuan for processing.
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"Uh-huh, a scumbag with a standard of purity, it's not unjust to be killed." As the time was approaching, Lance stretched out his fingers and pressed the tablet.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for the ring announcer to speak, "Hello dear viewers and friends, it's now, it's now, let me announce the candidates for the next match!"
First of all, it is a familiar one, a continuous pleasure prisoner who likes to appreciate the human body section and listen to the screams of the victims, and a human body collector who pays attention to freshness: Tsuchibori ~~ Shiro!! β
Shiro Tohori, who appeared with the introduction, wore a woolen hat and a woolen shirt, and his eyes were fierce and terrifying, but the audience didn't seem to buy it.
"Oh... Why is it him again......"
"Alas... Nothing to see! β
"Have you been so bored lately?"
"Don't worry, whether the competition is exciting or not depends on the challenger."
Regardless of the audience's discussions, the announcer chose to turn a deaf ear because the lines he was going to speak today were very long and he needed to seize the time.
"Next, I want to introduce the challenger, he is a newcomer, and he only sank to the supernova of "the bottom of the Santu River" today. About this new newcomer to glasses. Lance, what made him choose to stand on the stage of Santuchuan, let's listen to his story together......"
At this moment, the eight-sided screen set up on the ceiling of the ring rustles, and the black and white film of unknown meaning begins to play, and the speakers also play sensational and poignant soft music.
The announcer in the ring switched his tone to an aria in response to the occasion, "Ah~ Lens, the mysterious newcomer to glasses, is not a vicious criminal......
Before tonight, he was just an introverted and withdrawn garbage collector, working hard to leave early and return late, but he couldn't get enough food and clothing, and he could only eat one black bread per meal.
But even though it was already so hard, fate did not let him go, but overwhelmed him with the unbearable weight of life at one time.
Seven days ago, his unforgettable childhood friend 'Fuman' was diagnosed with hemorrhagic cancer and urgently needed a cash emergency, and then four days ago, his brother 'Iron Head', whose hand was run over by a lathe and needed to be amputated.
So today, Lance came to the arena full of dreams in Santuchuan, just to earn medical expenses for his beloved family and fight for a chance to survive!!
Will he be able to win? Or do you leave the tattered carcasses to feed to the anchovy? Let's wait and see! β
"Buzz~" The audience talked about it again, but this time most of them were praised.
"Yay! It's actually a newcomer, expecting the human body collector to cut him into tatters! β
"Hey, it's quite Sven with glasses, are all newcomers so handsome recently?"
"Is the organizer funny, this kind of amateur can't take the stage at all, I bet he won't last a minute."
"Poor place! My friends and family have all met with misfortune, I don't care, I want to cheer him on, but the bet is on the other side! β
The betting atmosphere is unusually hot.
......, facts aside, Lance's appearance is indeed worthy of sympathy, his hair is greasy and greasy at a glance, he knows that he has not washed it for many days, and his moldy and shabby clothes are obviously not the right size, and he is draped over him like a rag, which will be blown away by a gust of wind at any time.
But then again, it can be clearly found from the leaky gap that the young figure is actually good, and the six-pack abs are really good.
In the blink of an eye, it's time to bet.
The announcer in the ring shouted, "Let's start!" There is no time limit and no rules, tonight's sword hero is fighting to the death!! β
"Glasses Trashman Lance
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Human Body Collector Shiro Tsuchihori
The eight-sided screen of the zenith clearly typed the titles + names of the two people.
I saw that Shiro Tobori was in high spirits, standing on the spot with a machete in his hand and smiling and playing, although the edge of the blade was not opened, but the white and snowy blade, dancing and showing off his skills looked full of posture.
On the other hand, Lance, dressed and pitiful, like a wet puppy, and as if challenging the windmill, Don Quixote, who was not self-sufficient, walked forward with a crowbar in his unpretentious manner......
The confident Tsuchihori laughed wildly, "Hahaha! Rats, eat me! β
The next second, "Bang!" In the sound of "click-la-la-la", he found that his vision was suddenly shorter, and the person was kneeling on the ground and half paralyzed.
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He couldn't understand it.
Completely incomprehensible.
Barely looking up, he was still trying to figure out what was going on, but there was a loud bang in front of him, and he didn't know anything.
Compared to his ignorance, the arena is in full view, and the human body collector Shiro Tsuchihori is like a kite with a broken string and dies outside the arena.
It was less than 10 seconds before the start of the race.
"Actually~~~! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! The announcer's frantic shouting of emotion, and the words of praise were as if he had eaten too much, and he couldn't stop at all.
The atmosphere of the entire arena was also boiling.
"Oh my God! This glasses newcomer Lance suddenly appeared, I love him to death! Incredible! Win the first battle with an impressive and complete victory! Complete victory! β
"A short performance of less than 10 seconds, but it left us with a gorgeous and brilliant moment!"
"Come with me to watch the replay of the ceiling screen, which is here, when Lance approaches with a crowbar, and the earth digger is about to cut him with a knife......
The first Tang Zhu (straight split) smashed the opponent's shoulder with the first move, causing poor Tohori to fall to his knees, and then the second stick perfectly replicated Suzuki-san's pendulum blow, a merciless left cross-cutting heavy artillery, directly blasting people far away!
Home run! Complete home run!
This is a perfect face shot, speed and power are the best choice, just by virtue of this, the audience must also feel worthwhile!
I was so excited to see half of Tsuchibori's teeth fluttering in the sky like a goddess scattering flowers, and I was so excited to find the tooth that I wanted to keep it as a souvenir! β
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