Chapter 100: Failure, Failure!

The cultural heritage of China for thousands of years is more humble and subtle, and at the extreme, it is actually polite.

A very direct way of saying it in the West is a very impolite behavior in the traditional culture of China, which is difficult for Westerners to understand.

However, now Lu Yan has encountered such a dilemma.

In the past, he was targeting the emotional problems between men and women, because his handsome face could always occupy some dominance.

All it takes is some very usual good morning and good evening polite words to make the girl naturally start the next topic, and if he is willing to communicate with him, then the next chat will most likely be relaxed and pleasant.

But now, he has encountered a situation where he needs to sincerely and boldly say to a hot girl, "I think I fell in love with you the first time I saw you, and I would love to talk to you." ”

Of course, this is a more veiled statement, and its essence is "I was stoned to change the first time I saw you, and I wanted you through".

This is really difficult to say, Lu Yan feels that he should at least be a gentleman in words, not a hooligan.

Well... Although that's exactly what he thought.

"What's the matter, are you still struggling? Then you can even stay with me in this red house if you want. Richard crossed his legs with champagne in his hand that he didn't know where to go.

"Richard, if you were me, how would you start the first conversation with that hot girl?" Behind Lu Yan also manifested a small sofa.

"Didn't you write all the answers? Tell her directly that you are so beautiful, I don't want to miss the opportunity to meet you, you can't do such a simple thing? Richard looked at Lu Yan with a puzzled expression.

"Actually, this is all templated, and "100 Days of Love", which was written and signed by Richard himself, has already been online, and I think you can buy a copy."

Seeing Richard, who was selling his books, Lu Yan sighed, he actually knew what to say in his heart.

Lu Yan silently recited it a few times in his heart, and then looked at Richard: "I'm probably okay, let me start again." ”

With a snap of the fingers: "As you wish." ”

Lu Yan returned to the side of the hot girl's red sports car, and at this moment the time returned to the next second when Lu Yan made his choice.

He took a deep breath and began to tell the story of the cause and effect of his intention:

"Miss, I was just on that high hillside, and I was lying on the green lawn looking at the blue sky..."

Before Lu Yan could give a good description of the scene he was in at the time, the hot girl in front of him sped away with a very impatient foot on the accelerator.

Thereupon... Richard's nasty face was placed in front of Lu Yan again.

He really smiled very poorly, the whole person was half-lying on the sofa, one hand touching his stomach, and the other hand waving wildly in the sky, as if he was cramping with laughter and his whole body was powerless to grasp something.

The naked, undisguised ridicule stung Lu Yan deeply.

"Haha... Belch... Haha, I'm sorry, haha... Really... Too... It's funny..."

Lu Yan just looked at Richard, who had been laughing mercilessly, expressionlessly, wanting to see how long he could laugh.

This is what Lu Yan learned from reading a book, if you are ridiculed by others, don't argue and be violent with shame, this will only encourage people's rebellious psychology.

All you have to do is look at him with a blank face, and he'll naturally stop smiling.

Tried and tested.

However... Richard is an artificial intelligence.

He changed his ways, his expressions, his laughter, his postures... laughed at Lu Yan fiercely for thirty minutes.

Perfect smile, I couldn't tell that it was a fake smile at all, as if he was really amused by Lu Yan for half an hour.

In the end, Lu Yan couldn't hold it back, he looked at Richard who was still laughing with a bitter face and said, "Don't laugh, okay, I'm going to the game company to complain about you." ”

Richard instantly bounced up from the sofa, sat in his position extremely gentlemanly, and looked at Lu Yan calmly and wisely: "It's really unnecessary, I've shut up." ”

Lu Yan was full of black lines, but still asked, "Explain." ”

Richard pushed his non-existent eyes and explained seriously: "For a man who suddenly approaches her, the first reaction in a woman's heart is to be vigilant, and the most important thing you need to do at this time is to be honest and sincere about your intentions." ”

Lu Yan touched his head: "I'm really doing this?" ”

He explained in detail why he caught up, but that wasn't enough?

"So, you wasted minutes of that beautiful lady just to listen to your nonsense?" The serious Richard was very professional and pointed out Lu Yan's mistakes to the point.

"Think about it, you were driving well on the road, and suddenly a person stopped your car in front of you, and was struggling with you, you?"

Lu Yan thought for a while, but still said: "I will think that this person is a gangster, and there may be accomplices, and delay my time." ”

Richard was stunned for a moment, obviously his answer wasn't this, but... The effect was about the same, so he didn't correct it either.

"So a fool like you will always tell the girl why he came, what I was thinking when I came, and wanted to say some nonsense to lower the girl's vigilance, I tell you, it's all unnecessary."

He guided Lu Yan step by step to the correct answer: "So you should?" ”

Lu Yan is also getting better, as if she has returned to the feeling of suddenly understanding the math class when she was in class before, and then being asked questions by the teacher: "I should directly praise her charm, and generously admit that I am attracted to her." ”

β€œBingo!” In Richard's excited shouts, there was a bang.

The small colored pieces scattered on Lu Yan and Richard's heads in the sky.

Richard said approvingly, "You're already out of school." ”

Lu Yan, who had obtained the true scriptures, said to Richard in a high-spirited manner: "I'm ready!" ”

The game continues!

Lu Yan, who was full of confidence, looked at this hot girl who smiled at him and spoke:

"Miss... You..."

Stammered, and only halfway through the conversation, the hot girl ran away again.

Richard's face hated iron but not steel: "Why are you stammering!" Beauty is not a man-eating tiger! ”

Lu Yan had nothing to say, he wanted to say something, but he didn't think it was necessary, after all, he was cowardly again, and he didn't dare to go up.

Ay... He is not stupid, theory and practice are really two different things.

In fact, he understands everything, but he just can't get over the hurdle in his heart.