Get down to business and relax.

Su Zelin opened QQ, a five-digit one, and it was very valuable to sell it in later generations.

Five-digit QQ can only be applied for in 98 years, at this time domestic Internet cafes are still very rare, and the high Internet fees have also dissuaded countless people with fresh pictures, and netizens are naturally pitiful.

However, Su Zelin happened to be the earliest group of netizens, he is the kind of person who likes to pursue new things very much, sometimes even at any cost, the family conditions are good, and the pocket money given by his parents is more, although he has not experienced an Internet café of forty yuan per hour, but after the Internet fee was reduced to ten yuan per hour, he stepped into the first Internet café, and then became a frequent customer.

At that time, he was curious about everything on the Internet, and not long after QQ was launched, he immediately applied for a trial.

If it is a year later, in 99, you can only apply for a six-digit QQ, and in 2000, you can apply for a seven-digit QQ.

If you are reborn back to 98 years, you can directly apply for a lot of five-digit QQ, and the future generations with beautiful numbers may sell for hundreds of thousands, and the cheap ones will also be tens of thousands.

The seven-digit QQ is not valuable, Su Zelin is not interested in applying more, although it is a non-capital investment, but the cycle is too long.

The 2000 version of the QQ interface is still very simple, it is a pure network communication software, there are not so many fancy things in later generations, QQ pets, space, stealing vegetables, music ......, these are not seen, and even the QQ signature has to wait until the 2001 version will not appear.

This messaging app is completely free at the moment.

Su Zelin couldn't help but feel emotional.

Penguins have also been simple, not the later generations of "recharge makes you happy, no money to play you paralyzed!" "The goose factory.

It was not until the 2002 version that Penguin launched its first value-added service, QQ Show, which corresponds to the 2002 beta II version of QQ.

Before launching the QQ show, the penguin also considered whether to charge for chatting, but fortunately, the QQ show earned the first pot of gold for it, otherwise it is really hard to say whether there is a penguin empire in the future.

However, compared with the 98 version of QQ, the 2000 version of the function is still a little changed, and there is an additional BP machine SMS.

As the name suggests, it can send messages to BP machines.

In this era, mobile phones are still very expensive, and many people still use BP machines, but ninety-nine percent of the people here should not have used this function.

The custom avatar function has not yet been launched,Su Zelin's QQ uses the classic avatar wearing sunglasses,In fact, you can roughly infer the personality of QQ users from the avatar,For example, Su Zelin's avatar likes to be cool。

This is not the most used avatar, male netizens, especially young people, prefer another brown-haired boy's avatar, because it looks more handsome, and the most popular among female netizens is a burgundy hair avatar, these two avatars may currently occupy nearly half of QQ users.

The pop-up interface, accompanied by a constant coughing prompt, a bunch of avatars jumped.

People who have just played QQ feel like they have been injected with chicken blood when they see this scene, and they are extremely excited.

But Su Zelin, the reborn, was relatively calm.

Almost all of these messages are MM, Su Zelin naturally won't be full and have nothing to do plus male netizens, there are still very few foot-picking men who like to pretend to be MM on the Internet, and the gender of netizens can basically match the avatar.

Su Zelin is the kind of social bull beep madness that later generations said, in reality, he can coax the canteen lady to be happy, and the Internet is even more like a fish in water.

He can let go, and he is very good at chatting, and he talks a lot.

Here's how it opens when someone else adds a new friend.

"Hey!"

"Hello!"

"How old are you?"

"Are you MM?"

"Nice to meet you!"

“……”

After getting to know each other, the second meeting was like this.

"Are you there?"

"Where?"

"What are you doing?"

"Have you eaten?"

“……”

If you want to collect a hundred tips for talking to death, just go directly to those first generation of QQ netizens around 2000 to investigate.

Basically, if you can't chat a few times, MM won't reply.

As for Su Zelin's painting style, it is like this.

Just added a new friend.

"Wow, that's great, catch a cutie alive!"

Does this sound quite embarrassing, and even directly dissuade friends?

No, not really.

Compared with those boring "Hi" and "Hello", this conversation is a lot more uproarious, and it can immediately leave a deep impression on female netizens.

In fact, in this era, many female netizens are looking for excitement when chatting online, and between mediocre pickups and riotous pickups, many people still like the latter.

As for why it's not called a beauty?

Because this title is too common, if it is a mother, it is called a beauty, so it is not interesting, and others will not be happy when they hear it, but they are not as cute and playful as they are, and they are more kind.

Of course, there will be female netizens who feel that such an opening statement is too frivolous and will choose not to reply.

But it doesn't matter.

If there is no response, it means that the other side is not sassy enough.

This kind of old-fashioned female netizens have too little chance of getting picked up, so there is no need to waste three oceans of precious Internet time per hour on them, just delete them directly.

Those who can withstand this opening sentence and talk to you basically have a drama.

Su Zelin calls this technique "precise definition of the target population".

By the way, it is also very important to take a screen name, sharpen the knife and not chop wood.

For example, Su Zelin's nickname is "very handsome at one year old".

Very middle two, right?

But it's still quite fashionable in this era.

The key is that if you take this kind of screen name, others will not think that you are a lewd uncle at first glance, but a teenager chasing the wind, and it is easy to let down your guard.

Youth is capital, and everyone likes to eat young grass!

If you pretend to be deep and engage in a "wind without a trace", "surpassing yourself", "getting used to being lonely" and the like, thinking that you have depth, in fact, others are not good at judging your age, and it is likely that your interest will be greatly reduced after seeing the screen name.

Take a good nickname, add more female netizens, cast a wide net and fish more, there will always be someone willing to fart with you.

For example, a certain MM replied: "Hahaha, you are so funny!" ”

Handsome at the age of one: "I'm not only funny, but also handsome!" ”

MM: "Cut, less smelly and beautiful!" ”

is very handsome at the age of one: "No way, natural good genetics do not allow me to have low self-esteem, I really envy those who don't know how to be narcissistic, unlike me, a 'handsome' word throughout my life!" ”

MM: "Poof, I don't know if you're handsome or not, but you must be thick-skinned!" ”

is very handsome at the age of one: "If you don't have a thick skin, how can I shelter you from the wind and rain?" ”

MM: "Hahaha, flim, how old are you?" ”

One year old is very handsome: "What are you asking, how old are you?" ”

MM: "Age, what else can I have?" ”

It's handsome at the age of one: "Hey, I scared the hell out of me, I thought you were so direct." ”

MM：“？？？ ”

After a few seconds.

MM: "Badass! ”

One year old is very handsome: "Okay, for the sake of us being so familiar, I told you, the answer to both questions is 17." ”

MM: "I only asked about age, and I didn't ask anything else, I hate it!" ”

“……”

Talking about it to this extent,,Basically, you can be sure that MM on the other side is also quite sassy.,It's easy to flirt.。

But there are occasional challenges.

Like a second meeting.

MM: "What are you doing?" ”

This is one of the tricks to talk to death, but only for men, MM has the privilege.

This is a small test for the flirtatious, and if you answer honestly, the topic will become dull if you are not careful.

So you have to go off the beaten path.

One year old is handsome: "I'm making a wish!" ”

MM: "Make a wish at an internet café? ”

One year old is very handsome: "Yes, before logging in to QQ, I prayed to God, I hope you will be online, but I didn't expect the wish to really come true!" ”

MM: "Hahaha, isn't it ^_^?"

is very handsome at the age of one: "If I lie to you, I will thunder and thunder in the sky, and I will not die well!" ”

MM: "Okay, I believe you! ”

One year old is very handsome: "By the way, cutie, let me tell you a very strange thing." I woke up this morning and suddenly found that I had grown taller overnight, and the quilt was not long enough! ”

MM: "How is it possible, how can anyone grow so much taller overnight!" ”

He was handsome at the age of one: "It's really impossible, because I later found out that it was just the quilt covered horizontally!" ”

MM: "Hahaha, you dare to lie to me, you are so bad!" ”

He was very handsome at the age of one: "I used to be quite simple, I never lied to people, I blame you for bringing me badly, you are responsible for me!" ”

MM: "Hahaha! ”

Third online meeting.

One year old is very handsome: "Little cutie, come over to the Internet tonight, walking alone at night, the surroundings are very dark, I was so scared just now!" ”

MM: "Yo, you're still scared, how do I think you're so bold?" ”

is very handsome at the age of one: "It's not that I'm afraid of anything else, but I'm so handsome, I'm afraid that others won't see me." ”

MM: "Hahaha! ”

The one-year-old is very handsome: "It's over, we have a power outage here!" ”

MM: "How can you still access the Internet when the power goes out?" ”

One year old is very handsome: "Because I'm chatting with you!" ”

MM: "What does this have to do with talking to me?" ”

One year old is very handsome: "You are too good at discharging, maybe this is the power of love!" ”

MM: "Hahaha! ”

“……”

During the chat, you can easily understand what kind of person the other person is, and the chat style should be appropriate.

If female netizens are a lively and bold type, then talk more and drive a car from time to time, they like this tone.

If you are more sentimental, send her more chicken soup for the soul, and others will treat you as a bosom friend on the road of life.

Later, QQ launched the function of sending photos, and it is also a skill to ask for photos.

You can't just open your mouth to ask, you have to be a little flexible.

"Can you send me a beautiful jade photo, I want to prove one thing to my friends - angels exist!"

"I dreamed of you last night, although I haven't seen you yet, but you are so beautiful in my dream, I'm sure it must be you, send me a photo and see if I'm dreaming right!"

“……”

If you are familiar with the conversation and the other party is good-looking, she is generally willing to give a photo, and this kind of high-quality female netizen will keep it.

If he politely refused, Su Zelin would understand.

After chatting for so long, I'm embarrassed to delete it suddenly.

However, his chatting style will change quickly.

"Are you there?"

"Where?"

"What are you doing?"

"Have you eaten?"

“……”

If the other side takes the initiative to find himself, the reply is as follows.

"Oh!"

"Okay!"

"Won't it?"

"Huh."

“……”

Within a few moments, it will become a passer-by relationship.

Thick-skinned people who realize that the opposite side is not a beautiful woman may go back and delete it directly.

But Su Zelin is still quite principled, he is used to choosing cold treatment, so as not to hurt others' self-esteem too much.

Because he is too good at chatting, there are too many MMs who take the initiative to send messages to Su Zelin, and many even claim to come to his city to play.

But the bastard has never met netizens in reality.

Maybe it's because she has had a childhood sweetheart relationship who is too good-looking since she was a child, and she has raised Su Zelin's aesthetic taste, she doesn't think that any female netizen can compare to Qin Shiqing.

Besides, this QQ picture function has not yet been born, and if you don't have a photo, the other party doesn't know what it looks like.

If you really come, you will have to press the F button with tears.

In his previous life, he had a college roommate, who went crazy on the Internet after learning that set of Dafa from Su Zelin, and met dozens of netizens in just four years, and they were all others who came to him.

The consequence of being hungry is that it is easy to run into a tank, but that brother is also a kind person, the F key is dark, and he will not choose to escape because the other party is a tank, and it is not an exaggeration to call it a model of online dating.

But it's too good at flirting and sometimes it's troublesome.,That is, every time you go online, there will always be a group of MM who take the initiative to talk to you.,Fortunately, most of the female netizens at this meeting have a very slow typing speed.,And the bastard who can type blindly is Kato Forest-like existence.。

Hands crackling, a meal of fierce operation like a tiger, in a few MM is also easy to maneuver, chatting flying, occasionally can cut to the world of Lianzhong to play two fights landlord or take the time to watch one.

After chatting for more than ten minutes, a girl came over, with an explosive head and large-diameter contact lenses, typical of the non-mainstream dress of this era.

A leopard print tight-fitting short crop top suspender with no hair growing, and he began to deliberately show off his sexiness.

Su Zelin quietly dropped the education gateway.

There's a sister paper.,You still have to have a face.。

At this time, there were not many machines in the Internet café, but there were still three vacant seats next to Su Zelin.

Sister paper glanced at him twice, sat down on the machine next to him, intentionally or unintentionally, and pressed the power button.

Su Zelin is handsome and handsome, this type is especially popular with non-mainstream sister paper, and the choice of sister paper also shows that he has a good impression of his first impression.

After logging in,Non-mainstream sister paper is also put on big headphones first,Open Winamp,Then log in to QQ。

She was obviously a rookie who had just started typing, typing pathetiously slowly, staring at the keyboard, looking for a long time to find the letters, and then using her left and right index fingers to poke slowly.

After a while to reply to the netizen message, her attention turned to Su Zelin.

I saw the bastard swallowing a cigarette in his mouth, staring at the screen while his fingers were like the wind, typing skillfully, and using keyboard shortcuts to switch between various software at will.

The eyes of the non-mainstream girl are straight, where has she ever seen such a "high-end" operation.

"Handsome guy, you're so good, you're typing so fast!"

Su Zelin was laughed at by her.

He had heard a lot of praise for himself.

"Handsome guy, you're so good, the game is so slippery!"

"Handsome guy, you're so good, you can drink!"

"Handsome guy, you are so good, you can drive a Ferrari with one hand!"

"Handsome guy, you're so good, it's been two hours!"

“……”

Etcetera.

But it was the first time that Su Zelin had heard praise for his fast typing.

Damn the sense of age!

……