"OK, submit a friend application, and when Xiaoyanzi goes online, it will be approved for you."

Soon sent a friend application for Lu Haoran to help Xiaoyanzi, and Su Zelin continued to chat with the group of female netizens.

The honest man next to him widened his eyes when he saw it.

Can you still talk like this, aren't these women all friends that Zelin met on the Internet, why do they feel like his horses?

Surfing the Internet is actually quite simple, you can do it with the mouse, and the advanced point is chatting, because you need to type with the keyboard.

Just like the non-mainstream sister paper that Su Zelin saw in the Internet café that day, Lu Haoran also stared at the keyboard with wide eyes, stretched out his left and right index fingers and slowly poked the letters, and couldn't type a complete sentence for a long time, but fortunately, Su Zelin taught him to use the first letter of pinyin to type common phrases, otherwise it would be even slower.

As for the blind beating of ten fingers like the wind like Kato Lin, Lu Haoran didn't even dare to think about it.

chatted with female netizens for more than half an hour, and Su Zelin was also a little tired.

It seemed that glancing at Lu Haoran, who was still struggling to learn to type beside him, he lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "Mouse, don't play yet, show you something good that you haven't seen before!" ”

He typed on his browser.

When the webpage opened, Lu Haoran just glanced at it, and his face immediately turned red.

It's really eye-opening that there is even this on the Internet!

"Zelin, this, isn't this okay?"

Honest people look nervously left and right, as if they have done something wrong, for fear of being discovered.

"Mouse, looking at a thing depends on the person's attitude. For example, I have the attitude of observing and learning, that is, purity, which is the same as 'wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart', do you understand? ”

Su Zelin spoke earnestly.

Zelin's words sounded a little reasonable, but he always felt that something was wrong.

The little cutie didn't know how to refute it, but he was persuaded by Su Zelin.

After all, it's a young person, and I'm always a little curious.

Okay, I'll also watch and learn.

Lu Haoran thought so.

When it was put into a foreign language film, the little cutie finally understood why Qin Shiqing and Xiaoyanzi reacted violently when they mentioned this, and their expressions were disdainful, it turned out that they were very stupid and naïve!

Looking at the picture on the computer screen, the honest man was stunned and a little ashamed at the same time.

Su Zelin expressed his understanding, and he patted Lu Haoran on the shoulder to comfort him.

"Mouse, don't be inferior, it's mainly due to the natural differences in the human race, with my Su someone's status as a public toilet bully, I also have to sigh that J is inferior to people, it's normal!"

“……”

The two were watching and studying, and there was a knock on the door of a friend's online in the headphones, but it was from Lu Haoran's machine.

Looking at the friend list again, there are more people, but it is Xiaoyanzi who is online.

Her nickname is "Little Swallow", and she uses the girl's avatar with short hair from the fan, which is quite similar to her short bob hair, but the hair color is different.

Lu Haoran suddenly became nervous: "Little Swallow is here, Zelin, me, how should I talk to her?" ”

Su Zelin didn't want to think about it: "Well, you just hit 'Wow, that's great, catch a little cutie alive!'" ’”

Lu Haoran: "??? ”

Su Zelin: "No, then change it, or else, 'As soon as you went online, my heart was pounding, did you hear it?' ’”

Lu Haoran: "??? ”

Su Zelin: "It's not okay, okay, let's be conservative" I finally met you, I was very excited, and I couldn't calm down for a long time!" ’”

Lu Haoran: "......"

When the two were communicating how to start, the other side sent a message first.

Xiaoyanzi: "Oh, Lu Haoran, have you also learned to surf the Internet?" ”

Probably realizing that Su Zelin was unreliable, the honest man decided to be self-reliant.

Haoran: "Yes. ”

These are the first few sets of initials he has just learned, and he can type them fairly quickly.

Little Swallow: "That's good, keep up with the trend!" ”

Haoran: "Hehe! ”

Xiaoyanzi: "Speaking of which, after the feast, we haven't met. ”

Haoran: "Oh! ”

There was no response from the other side.

Lu Haoran was a little puzzled: "Why didn't Xiaoyanzi reply to my message, is she busy?" ”

Su Zelin rolled his eyes: "It's not that she's busy, it's that you're too stupid!" ”

"Mouse, do you know a hundred tips that are the easiest to talk to death? Among them, 'oh', 'yes', 'hehe' are all among them, and the ranking is still the highest! ”

Lu Haoran was dumbfounded all of a sudden: "Then what should I do?" ”

I'm so boring, will Xiaoyanzi not want to chat with herself in the future?

"Let me come, you go away!"

Su Zelin squeezed him away with a butt and crackled a sentence.

Haoran: "Little Swallow, I like you!" ”

It happened too suddenly, and before Lu Haoran could stop it, Su Zelin sent it out with Ctrl+Enter.

"Dizzy, Zelin, how can you send such a message, Xiaoyanzi will misunderstand!"

The honest man was in a hurry.

"Okay, then I'll clarify!"

Su Zelin typed out another line of words.

Haoran: "It's wrong, little swallow, I don't like you." ”

Just about to Ctrl+Enter, Lu Haoran finally reacted fast enough: "Zelin, don't, don't send it!" ”

Su Zelin smiled: "Don't you want to clarify? ”

"Khan, I wanted to clarify, but not like that."

Lu Haoran was about to cry.

It's hard to make sure that Xiaoyanzi ignores herself in anger, let alone chatting online, and she doesn't want to meet in reality.

At this time, Tang Yan's avatar jumped again.

Little Swallow: "Su Zelin, it's you!" ”

Obviously, Lu Haoran would never say such a thing to himself.

And the cutie just learned to surf the Internet, how could that whole sentence be played so fast.

Then the truth points to one, there is a Su Zelin sitting next to the honest man, and he is acting on his behalf.

On the day of the graduation photo, Lu Haoran once said that let Su Zelin teach him to surf the Internet, and apply for a QQ by the way.

Haoran: "It's not me! ”

Xiaoyanzi: "Cut, if it weren't for you Su Zelin, my Tang Yan's name would be written upside down!" ”

Haoran: "It's recognized, it's boring, okay, you keep talking, I'm flashing!" ”

Su Zelin gave up his seat.

Lu Haoran finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, Xiaoyanzi was aware of everything and did not misunderstand, otherwise it would have been bad.

At the same time, he is also quite envious of his good friends.

is worthy of Zelin, chatting with others is so round and smooth, I always feel much more interesting than myself.

Haoran: "I'm here!" ”

Xiaoyanzi: "Lu Haoran, tell me honestly, did Su Zelin take you to do anything bad?" ”

Lu Haoran was a little panicked, Su Zelin showed himself something new just now, although he had an attitude of observing and learning, but it was not very good.

Honest people can't be honest anymore.

Lu Haoran found the two letters my on the keyboard, typed the sentence "no", and was about to send it out, when Su Zelin said next to him: "Congratulations, mouse, you have learned another one of the hundred tricks of talking to death." ”

Lu Haoran's mouse was sent quickly, and he took it back.

Zelin was right, it was too boring to reply like that.

"Zelin, then how am I going to get back to Little Swallow, you tell me a little trick."

"Well, it's actually very simple, the secret can be boiled down to one word - long!"

"Long?"

"Yes, it has to be long!"

Lu Haoran understood this time.

Su Zelin's implication is that he can type more often, not always one, two, or three words.

But it does make some sense.

So Lu Haoran added two more sentences.

Haoran: "No! No, it won't! How can it be! ”

They were the most commonly used alphabet spelling phrases, but it still took him a minute to type slowly.

Xiaoyanzi: "The reaction is so big, it seems that I guessed correctly, Lu Haoran, I thought you were quite honest." Oh, man! ”

Lu Haoran was completely panicked.

"Zelin, what should I do, Little Swallow knows!"

Su Zelin said in his heart I will let you type more, you kid give someone someone to deny the three times, isn't this not three hundred taels of silver here?

It's really rotten wood that can't be carved!

When encountering such an honest person, Su Zelin also had a headache.

It seems that only my brother can come forward to take the blame.

Su Zelin opened Little Swallow's dialog box.

is very handsome at the age of one: "It's not about the mouse, I'm going to give him popular science, I can't let him go astray in the future, right?" If you want to teach the mouse yourself, but you don't want to, what can I do [cheap laugh]"

Little Swallow: "Bastard, go die [kitchen knife]"

It's handsome at the age of one: "Anyway, the whole thing is like this, so be it, brother!" ”

Su Zelin didn't want to beep with her either.

There's nothing to talk about with Xiaoyanzi, it's better to talk about life and ideals with female netizens if you have that leisure.

Xiaoyanzi: "Wait a minute, Shiqing is on my side, she also applied for a QQ just now, saying that she wants to add you!" ”

Uh, Qin Shiqing applied for QQ......

Su Zelin suddenly remembered that Qin Shiqing did start to learn to surf the Internet in the summer vacation after graduation.

The little cutie collapsed when she saw this.

Shiqing is actually there, and now I'm completely ruined!

is very handsome at the age of one: "I don't look up and see her all day long, just say something at home, what is there to talk about on QQ!" ”

Xiaoyanzi: "Now you can meet all day long, but Shiqing will go to Yanjing in September, add a QQ to get in touch, I'll help her add your friend, pass the verification quickly!" ”

After a while, a system message popped up, this is a new friend with the nickname "Sunny Day".

Su Zelin is naturally no stranger.

In her previous life, Qin Shiqing's screen name had not been changed for more than ten years, and the difference between her personality and Su Zelin could also be seen.

Bastards should change at least twenty or more screen names.

"Very handsome at the age of one", "Coquettish year", "Very happy to be skinned", "Quiet beautiful man", "One-handed Ferrari"...... Wait, in short, it's very sassy, and there is no serious one.

It wasn't until Su Zelin established the company that it was normal to have a QQ name for communication - Mr. Su of XX Company.

It's still full of cup flavor, and at this time he doesn't need to borrow a playful screen name to attract the attention of the sister paper, this most serious screen name is the most lethal, and then with a custom avatar of a Ferrari with one hand, I don't know how many sister papers take the initiative to add friends.

Su Zelin hesitated, but still passed the verification, and there seemed to be no excuse for refusal.

Xiaoyanzi: "Okay, Su Zelin, Shiqing's task of learning to talk about Q will be handed over to you, let's talk slowly!" ”

A year old is handsome: "Oh! ”

Clicking on the dialog box of the sunny day, Qin Shiqing used the girl avatar with red hair color and a more tranquil demeanor, and it is also the most frequently used recommended avatar for young girls.

One year old is very handsome: "What are you doing?" ”

After a while, there was an echo.

Qingtian: "Chatting with you, what else can I do [white eyes]"

Although Qin Shiqing is also conservative, she is smart and has the ability to accept new things faster than honest people, just now I watched Xiaoyanzi and Su Zelin chat a few words, and she knows how to use QQ emojis to express emotions.

A year old is handsome: "Oh! ”

Another minute later.

Qingtian: "How long have you been with the mouse?" ”

A year old is very handsome: "Just arrived!" ”

……

chatted a few words without being salty, and Lu Haoran on the side wondered.

"Zelin, didn't you say that you have to chat and type for a long time, so you won't die chatting to death, why are you chatting with Qin Shiqing for only two or three words?"

"It's too familiar, there's nothing to talk about!"

The bastard swished his shoulders.

For Qin Shiqing, of course, you can't talk about it.

In his previous life, he and Qin Shiqing were in different schools after going to college, mainly through QQ, and they relied on this thing to maintain their feelings, and later they also tackled their childhood sweethearts, but now of course they can't repeat the mistakes of the past.

Soon, Tang Yan on the other side couldn't see it.

Xiaoyanzi: "Did you teach Shiqing to chat like this, someone else has more things to say than you say, Su Zelin, where did your three-inch tongue go?" ”

Su Zelin said in his heart that if the chat partner is replaced by a female netizen, my brother can lick it vigorously with a three-inch tongue, but Qin Shiqing can't lick it casually, and something will happen if she is not careful.

is very handsome at the age of one: "Good daughter, what do you say, Dad, I'm very introverted and reserved on the Internet, okay!" ”

Little Swallow: "Introverted and reserved Su Zelin, I'm bah!" ”

……