Finish breakfast.

Zhou Kewen found a dry cleaner first, he put his and Zhao Zichen's clothes to wash, and when he came back in the evening, he would be able to wear clean clothes tomorrow

Zhao Zichen finished scanning the code, paid for the laundry and said, "Let's go, go to the giant panda base you have in mind!" ”

“go！ go！ go！ ”

The energetic Zhou Kewen was about to take a taxi, but Zhao Zichen slapped him with the hand that stopped the car: "Take a woolen car, go to the giant panda base and go far away, it's better to take the subway, it's cool and fast." Walk around, the metro station is right next to it. ”

“……”

He looked up at the sky, a little hot, "Take a taxi, the scorching sun is burning like fire today!" ”

"It's not impossible to take a taxi, you pay for the tickets."

"This ......"

Zhou Kewen hurriedly opened his mobile phone and calculated the account, he checked that the ticket price of the giant panda was 55 ¥, and the two people were 110 ¥.

Damn, he forgot his student ID, otherwise he would have saved this money!

He looked at the money for a taxi on the map, and it cost about 66 yuan from himself to the giant panda base, about 17 kilometers.

"Let's take the subway!"

He compromised, the big deal was to see the giant panda half an hour late, take two subway trips on the way, and take one bus stop

White prostitute, eternal God.

This time, Zhao Zichen will be asked to spend the money that he used to trap......

Leaving at nine o'clock, Zhou Turnaround transferred to the Giant Panda Base, and it was already a quarter past ten o'clock.

Zhao Zichen reluctantly paid 110¥ to buy two adult full tickets, and he didn't bring his student ID himself.

Seeing this scene, Zhou Kewen smiled, this hard work is nothing

"You old Wenwen! You have to pay for the money in the scenic area. ”

"I'll dig it, I'll pay it"

As soon as he was happy, Zhou Kewen responded, but he didn't expect it...... This made him vomit a good blood!

Entering the gate of the scenic spot, there is a sightseeing car to sit on, 10 ¥ per person.

"Dig it!"

Zhou Kewen didn't want to walk because of this big sun, because this giant panda base looked really big.

It seems to be a mountain???

Sitting on the sightseeing car, the two looked at the scenery in the surrounding mountains and felt the comfortable breeze blowing, how comfortable they were!

"Cool! With this broken car, I can sit for a day......"

"Poof, sit for another day. People say that one ticket can stop four times, and you sit for a day and pay for it yourself."

"I'm not going to just talk about it."

……

The two chatted and enjoyed the trip

The sightseeing bus arrived at the terminal, although there were several scenic spots to see along the way, but Zhou Kewen and Zhao Zichen did not stop.

This time, Zhou Kewen's goal is very clear:

I'm here to see the giant pandas, and everything else is a floating cloud. Even if the dragon is here and the unicorn is coming, stay by me! I can't see the Ancient Iron Eater, and I feel uneasy

"Lao Chen, the place where the panda lives is quite chic. That's a really good treatment, listen to the name. Villa 1, Villa 2. What else is the moon star mother, the moon delivery room ......" Looking at the scenic map on the side of the road, Zhou Kewen sighed at the difference in treatment between humans and bears.

"Alright, let's go! Let's go to see the giant pandas first, let's go to Villa One first. ”

Along the path, the two walked towards Villa No. 1, the scenery on both sides of the road is not bad, full of greenery and lush leaves, especially the green bamboo, it is really pleasing to look at.

On the way, Zhao Zichen looked at the area where there should be panda activities and introduced Zhou Kewen: "If this comes early, it is estimated that you can see the keeper feeding the panda for breakfast, or outdoor activities, but now I am afraid that it can only be seen indoors." ”

"Let it be!"

He doesn't care, as long as he can see the live giant panda with his own eyes, it's worth the trip.

Panda One Villa

Today's stay in the bear: Chengshi

——

Approaching the gate of the villa, Zhou Kewen's heart was a little apprehensive, he observed the faces of the tourists who came out, and found that they were basically very calm, not sad or happy

"Could it be...... There are no pandas in it? ”

He was a little skeptical, but Zhao Zichen asked him to calm down, "Anyway, there are no giant pandas here, let's go to the next villa, there will always be." ”

Zhou Kewen nodded and stepped into the panda villa, there were not too many people inside, and the space looked like it had nothing to do with the word [villa], it was similar to a glass sun room.

The middle roof is a large piece of bright glass to make the room less dim, and a 180° glass wall separates the panda activity room from visitors.

Zhou Kewen hurriedly stepped forward to see the giant panda, but he didn't see it, but his nose smelled a ...... first Smelly

"Tut-tut, what about this giant panda? It's as flavorful as an ordinary animal! ”

This taste made Zhou Kewen's somewhat deified giant panda fall to the dust.

It's like you accidentally saw your goddess in the, and it stinks......

In front of the glass wall, Zhou Kewen finally saw the long-awaited giant panda.

A fat black and white man lying flat, looking dirty, lying there motionless, a child on the side seemed to feel bored, pulled his father and walked out and said, "Is this a fake panda?" Why don't you move! Is it hanging? ”

His father was speechless, after all, the panda really didn't look energetic, and he felt like a puppet being placed there as an adult when he didn't move, and he had the urge to complain

"It's moving! It's moving! ”

Suddenly, the child screamed, pulling the adult back to reality.

In the glass room, the giant panda did crook its neck, changed its position and continued to lie down.

Zhou Kewen finally knew why the tourists who went out in front of him were sad and joyless, "This is a lonely look!" ”

He sighed, picked up his camera and took two photos of himself seeing a giant panda for the first time, then sat by the glass wall and looked bored at the panda's burrow.

That's right, it's the Burrow.

This villa is also a little too simple, the ground is made of plastic cement, there is a pool in the middle, several rockeries around it, a wooden shelf, and a bed hanging by a rope in the middle.

"That's it? Return the villa, pull it! It is estimated that Wang Sicong's dog lives better than him. ”

Unable to complain about the living environment of the giant panda, he felt that the giant panda must not be comfortable living on his own, because this small artificial world does not even breathe fresh air!

Looking at the national treasure panda, Zhou Kewen sat aside and quietly thought about his ordinary life......

Thinking about it, the screams of several children woke up Zhou Kewen, it turned out that the giant panda was actually active, it got up and went to the pool to wash its face, it was really cute.

But...... Why does this feel dirtier the more you wash?

"Alas! There is no one to take care of it, doesn't this panda deserve to be taken care of? Thinking of the daily life of so many pandas and keepers that he saw in the video before, Zhou Kewen felt a little uncomfortable.

After washing his face, the panda seemed to be a different person...... The bear-like began to get excited, first patrolling the territory along the glass wall.

Zhou Kewen thought that tourists would knock on the glass wall to attract the attention of the pandas, but found that no one made a sound.

"The quality of the Chinese people is like a different person in front of the panda"

Panda: That's not it? There is no quality in front of me, I will be a slap when I go up, what can you do?

After inspecting the territory, the panda seemed to be unable to get along with the hammock, turning up and down, and the cute appearance made the tourists laugh, and even Zhou Kewen rarely took out his mobile phone to record a video

After recording, he sent the video to his girlfriend who was far away.

Zhou Kewen: Hahaha, I saw a live giant panda today, and I was going to be killed by its cute laughter, but when I thought of a more lovely wife, I decided to put my death off and stick out my tongue.

Stone Tower University.

Dong Yulu, who was in class, saw her boyfriend's information, opened the video and watched it, and was immediately cutely surprised by the giant panda.

Dong Yulu: Hey, I mentioned death again. You're having a great time! He went to Chuandu without making a sound, and he didn't talk to me. Angry]

Zhou Kewen: It didn't take long to decide, this time I just stopped by to play with Zhao Zichen, and I will go to Star City in two days. Grievances】

Dong Yulu: Oh, then you have fun.

She originally wanted to say that she remembered to buy her some gifts, but after thinking about it, she still didn't send it, because ...... She knew he would bring it to herself.

……

After seeing the national treasure that had regained its vitality and jumped up and down, Zhou Kewen also walked out of Villa No. 1 with Zhao Zichen, who had been waiting impatiently.

The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and the two of them, who are wearing some thick clothes, are fanning the wind with their clothes open.

"Hey, there's an ice cream seller, two of them?"

Looking at Zhao Zichen's smiling face, Zhou Kewen couldn't help but agree.

Panda Home Ice Cream, it looks very good, it belongs to the joint model of the Panda Base, and what CCTV network selection.

Price: 20 ¥.

"TMD Ice Cream Assassin!

！ ”

Although the price was expensive, since he promised Zhao Zichen, he gritted his teeth and bought two. He took a strawberry flavor, and Zhao Zichen asked for matcha.

When he got his hand, Zhou Kewen opened it and looked at the pink and beautiful ice cream, and he couldn't bear to eat it.

Zhao Zichen: Are you because you're beautiful? It's clearly distressed about money

Looking at Zhou Kewen, who was grinding and chirping, Zhao Zichen took a big bite of ice cream and greeted comfortably: "Eat quickly, if you don't eat it again, it will melt." ”

"Eat!"

Zhou Kewen picked up the ice cream, but found that he couldn't pick it up: "Damn! It's actually soft, and it's sunburned for a while? Damn, this doesn't look like an assassin! I heard that the Assassin couldn't get the sun for 2 hours. ”

"Hurry up and eat it, this taste is absolutely amazing, and it is definitely not comparable to the assassins."

“……”

Zhou Kewen could only use the ice cream stick as a spoon and ate it.

"Well, it tastes really good, it's delicious! I want to write a poem. ”

“……”

Zhao Zichen looked at Zhou Kewen speechlessly, come again?

Zhou Kewen coughed twice and cleared his throat, as if he hadn't seen Zhao Zichen's disdainful gaze.

"Poem Title: Heat"

"Author: Zhou Kewen"

"I'm eating ice cream in Sichuan."

"I eat half, the sun eats half."

"I didn't bother with the sun,"

"Because the sun is hot, too."

Poof

Not only Zhao Zichen couldn't help it, but a few tourists who passed by and heard it couldn't help but "giggle" and laugh while holding their stomachs.

“……”

Zhao Zichen forcibly held back a laugh and said calmly: "Ahem, then you have another Chinese version." ”

"Cut, little meaning, just open your mouth."

Zhou Kewen decided to come up with some real materials, and thought about it for a while and recited:

"Poem Title: Still Hot"

"Author: It's still Zhou Kewen"

"Yi Shu bear, eat Susan,"

"Half entrance, half sun."

"Don't distinguish right from wrong with the sun,"

"The sun is sweaty."

——

"Good!"

As soon as these words came out, they immediately applauded

Visitors passing by didn't expect that this nonsensical young man in the vernacular was a good writer in ancient poetry and Chinese, and there was a bit of ancient rhyme in it.

The old man, who had white hair and eyes and looked very knowledgeable, said after hearing this: "Young man, you can do it! Actually know Susan! Now many people may not know that there was ice cream in ancient times, and people called ice cream Susan at that time! ”

"I see."

On the side, other tourists who heard this poem for the first time and didn't realize the meaning of the second sentence suddenly realized that they were still thinking about what this Susan was!

"Sir, I am very understanding."

Zhou Kewen smiled at the old gentleman, and then continued to walk forward with Zhao Zichen, leaving only a pretending back for the tourists behind him......

On the way, Zhao Zichen gave Zhou Kewen a thumbs up.

"Cow break! Today's hand really got you loaded."

"Cut. Meaningless, how to say that I am also a man with 140 points in the college entrance examination. Pride on the face]"

"Let's pull a few down, who knows where you came from by chance."

"Hahaha!"

Those who know me, brothers

The two continued to move forward along the road, in addition to the pandas in the panda base, the scenery was also a bit interesting, and there was a suspended bridge on the road.

Walking on the bridge, a child was naughty and wandering, almost making Zhao Zichen, who was weak, stumble and fall, Zhou Kewen turned his head and glared at the child.

“……”

The child was instantly frightened and motionless, and glanced at the child's parents, Zhou Kewen didn't say anything, and walked forward with Zhao Zichen.

When they arrived on the ground, the two felt that their legs and feet were still spinning a little

After another bridge, there were relatively few people, but the two beautiful young ladies who came over on the opposite side did not go to the bridge, and seemed to be polite to Zhao Zichen and Zhou Kewen to pass first.

Zhou Kewen was a little curious, and when he crossed the bridge and looked back, good guy, two atavistic orangutans were swaying on the bridge step by step

“……”

No wonder let's get through it first!

When I got to the second attraction, I don't know if it was the star or the moon maternity room, there was a tourist souvenir sold here.

Zhou Kewen had never bought anything in a scenic spot before, one was expensive, and the other was poor......

"Old Wenwen, you will pay for the consumption in the scenic spots." Zhao Zichen looked at Zhou Kewen with a successful conspiracy and smiled.

"Brewed girl, you kid is waiting for me here!" Sighing, Zhou Kewen waved his hand and signaled, "Just pick it!" ”

Hearing this, Zhao Zichen began to go on a shopping spree, and Zhou Kewen also joined the shopping ranks.

Most of the tourist souvenirs here are related to pandas, such as panda ornaments, key rings, bookmarks, dolls, puppets, clothes, hats, and ......

There are many varieties, Zhou Kewen picked a lot of small things, and it was inconvenient for him to take the big things, and ...... It's really expensive, and he doesn't feel it's cost-effective.

The 25 ¥ one keyring looked more cost-effective, so he picked ten of them, and two of each of several different types. He also bought ten panda headbands for 10 yen, and took 5 Peking Opera panda face ornaments for 30 yen.

These are all the things he is going to use to give to his distant girlfriend Dong Yulu and her roommates...... After all, when he was away, he had to rely on those roommates to help him take care of his girlfriend!

As for the panda doll puppet, he originally wanted to take two, but Zhao Zichen persuaded: "This kind of puppet is cheaper outside, there is no need to buy it here, not to mention that it is expensive, and it is inconvenient to hold it when playing for a while." ”

Zhou Kewen thought about it, panda puppet plush toys, you can buy them anywhere outside, there is no need to buy them in this most expensive place, so he picked out a few other trinkets.

Looking at the panda print canvas hat, he really liked it, he took one for 110 ¥, and Zhao Zichen also wanted a hat to wear, after all, it was a bit hot on this day.

"Don't two big men wear this hat together, gay is angry and wants to buy you to buy something else."

“……”

Zhao Zichen thought about it, so he dispelled this immature idea and picked a few other items.

At the checkout, Zhou Kewen glanced at Zhao Zichen at the bill of 980 ¥.

Although most of them were bought by himself, this kid also took a lot of ......