Chapter 3 Fairy tales are all fake
And the brown-haired young man who was scolded was still using his eyes to have a friendly exchange with his classmates about Niu Danqin, and the expression on his face was clear at a glance without a fan-shaped statistical chart:
100% careless, the brain circuit may be about eighty percent of the spacecraft that has not yet caught up with the return trip from outer space.
Onizuka Hachizo took a deep breath: Don't be angry, don't be angry, there is no one to replace you when you are angry.
"Stinky boy, are you listening to me?"
Stinky boy Toru Asada came back to his senses in an instant, and switched to serious mode for a second: "Listening, I think what you said is very right." ”
"Then repeat what I just said."
Toru Asada stood upright and replied with a righteous and awe-inspiring face—
"I didn't hear you say anything just now, but I think you're right."
Onizuka Hachizo: ...... Damn it
Fortunately, before Instructor Onizuka was almost angry with Toru Asada to the point that Armstrong accelerated Armstrong's ascension to heaven, another person in charge of emotional intelligence in the police academy's trouble-making six-person group quickly covered his mouth at the same time.
"Instructor Onizuka is very sorry!" Zhu Fu Jingguang bowed apologetically to the unlucky teacher who almost exploded, "Asada shouldn't have woken up yet, I'll take him to run two laps to wake up." ”
Zhu Fu Jingguang, black-haired cat-eyed, has a blonde hair and black skin named Falling Valley Zero, and has a gentle personality with a little black belly - although the deterioration of the white radish core is inseparable from Toru Asada.
But the housekeeping ability is very strong, and the caregiver has always been a good hand, standing in front of you, people can't help but shout from the bottom of their hearts: "Mom-"
At least Toru Asada himself has no resistance to this kind of gentle person, and his aura is three points weaker in front of Zhu Fu Jingguang - if Asada Toru can manifest his favorability towards the people of the police academy, Zhu Fu Jingguang is probably the only one who can sit and wait for the ending CG.
…… It's a pity that the sense of justice is too strong.
In addition, Jingguang also has a biological brother, currently working as a criminal police officer in Nagano Prefecture, Jingguang witnessed the murder of his parents when he was a child, leaving a serious shadow in his heart, and now he has joined the police academy, in addition to following in the footsteps of his brother, he also has the idea of using police resources to further investigate the murder of his parents.
However, at present, Zhufu Jingguang is committed to rescuing the unlucky instructor from the clutches of his little friend, and after apologizing, he can't help but pull away Toru Asada without saying anything, and he also took away Kenji Hagiwara, who was standing aside with a wry smile.
Behind the three of them, there was an angry shouting and scolding from the Onitsuka instructor: "Stinky boys, don't stop until you have run fifty laps!" ”
Hagiwara, Innocent Victims, Kenji: ??? I was ordered to go to the dormitory and call someone, what does it matter to me?
Toru Asada looked left and right like no one else, and ran and rubbed against Kenji Hagiwara: "I said Kenji, this is what you said about missing me to death obsessive-compulsive disorder?" ”
He pointed to the Onitsuka squad behind him, and looked at the half-haired contemporaries with an incredulous expression: "What about Jinping, Zero and the squad leader?" You ran to my room early in the morning cos humanoid self-propelled mom brand alarm clock, and you didn't wake up the rest of the people? ”
The line of four rows and eight columns suddenly lost three people, and the only one left was as redundant as the fish in the sauerkraut.
It is well known that four times eight minus three equals twenty-nine –
Twenty-nine is a prime number! Anyone who carries an obsessive-compulsive disorder on the street can tell you how annoying it is to have a two-digit prime number for half an hour!
It's not pleasing to the eye no matter how it is arranged, and it's annoying to add one that is nowhere to find it, and it's distressing to throw one.
Asada is somewhat obsessive-compulsive, although it is not in the late stage, Toru is speechless and choked in his heart.
By the way, the full name of the squad leader in the Asada dialect is Date Hang, with thick ancestral eyebrows, tall and strong, cheerful temperament and strong leadership, and has a bit of a big brother temperament in the Onitsuka class.
I used to be resentful because my father, who was a police officer, knelt on the ground and begged for mercy from the gangsters, but after the knot was untied, a toothpick never left his mouth, and he is currently in love with his mixed-race blonde girlfriend Natalie.
According to Toru Asada, the toothpick in the mouth of the head Date is almost equivalent to the cigarette in the mouth of gin, and it is as sticky as it grows on the teeth, and it will not fall off when you open your mouth to speak.
- I just don't know if their teeth are okay.
As for Zero, needless to say, the blonde and black-skinned national sex will shock the entire working world under the name of Toru Amuro in a few years, and make Newton so angry that a silver spare bullet in a coffin is said to be no different from a dead man when he gets into his car-
However, the current valley zero is only the first in an ordinary police academy, and there are no skills such as dismantling bombs, unlocking, cooking, drag racing, etc.
Although he was admitted to the police academy with a straight A grade, he was constantly rubbed with other students because of his golden retriever and old-fashioned and serious personality - for the time being, he was a good student in the teacher's mind.
In secret, he and another ordinary police academy No. 1 Toru Asada are called the double flowers of the police academy, and the two have won and lost each other in the daily evaluation, but at present, the professional skills and theoretical foundation of the valley zero are more solid, and Toru Asada is overwhelmed with excellent marksmanship and agility.
The personality traits of Zero and Toru Asada are actually very different, and there is always a subtle dislike between them, but since they have been in love with each other, they have begun to love and kill each other, and they are friends and enemies, and there has been no big movement in the police academy, so the instructors are happy to see it.
- Not because it's fun to watch a play, it's not because it's really fun, it's not because it's really fun.
There is a wordless tacit understanding among the instructors, who feel that even if a talented and mature student is too heavy to bear the so-called "first" title alone, it is better for the two to compete and share the burden on each other's shoulders, and they can promote each other.
Even if these people have to go into the police world sooner or later in the future, turning into the justice and light of the city to protect the peace, in the eyes of the instructors, they are just a group of hairy boys who have just stepped out of the ivory tower and are only 22 years old.
Not the instructors and students of the Police Academy, but a group of elders, who care for the younger generations who know and appreciate them well, and these children still have enough time to take root, grow, enrich and irrigate themselves until they grow into towering trees that can shade the citizens
— but until then, they don't have to rush too much to do justice and protect others.
It really doesn't have to be promoted.
Of course, if Toru Asada knew these thoughts, he would probably sigh that the instructors' warmth for him would sooner or later feed the dog - past, present and future, he didn't feel that he could be righteous and shining at all.
Toru Asada: Now it's complicated, very complicated...... Lao Tzu didn't grow into a black hole is a blessing, what age is it, and some people still believe that Dagu can become light?
Fairy tales are all fake, Ultraman doesn't exist at all, just like Santa Claus, Hogwarts Batman, and Superman don't exist (Demon Whispers).
But at this moment, Toru Asada is still in the middle of Kenji Hagiwara and Zhufu Jingguang: "The squad leader, the three of them collectively sleepwalked, and they didn't even take me with them, it's too out-of-the-eye——"