Chapter 3 I yearn for the life of a man who plows and a woman who weaves
Looking out of the car window, the big brother of photography is already ready.
In addition, there is a large number of messy field affairs such as lighting groups and props groups.
"I'm a scumbag!"
"I'm a scumbag!"
Jiang Yang read it silently and pushed the car door.
Broad shoulders and narrow waist, tall posture, a pair of long legs stepped out first.
It is the perfect male golden body proportion.
Stride high, magnificent.
A pair of peach blossom eyes seemed to be smiling, revealing cynical frivolity, and the broken eyebrows suppressed this light atmosphere, and the person looked calm and heavy.
Such a boy exudes a hormonal breath from every pore.
has carefully practiced more than 100 times of appearance, and even the smile is the result of Zhao Shengnan's special training from an acting teacher, that group of Internet celebrities may not have good acting skills, but playing handsome and posing is a must, and their appearance has been collectively verified.
Jiang Yang is already familiar with this, and calmly began to accept the interview with the matchmaker before settling in.
……
"It's so handsome!"
"Who is he?"
"Yes, it's so tall, it's really temperamental."
In the guest observation room of the "Love Record" program group, a group of female artists looked at the big screen and exclaimed.
They nestled on the warm fabric sofa, each holding a pillow, as if the family was happily chasing a drama.
On the big screen, a tall boy got off the speeding off-road vehicle.
Backpack, jeans, light blue shirt and white t-shirt.
The boys relied on their own strength to prop up the college student-style outfit to the height of the ceiling.
White skin, slanted eyebrows thick black into the sideburns, the right eyebrow is broken in the middle of a small section, slightly fierce.
Starry eyes, lying silkworms, high nose, thin lips.
Under the exquisite detail of the 360-degree lens, every inch of this face is the standard for handsome guys.
Except for the temperament that is a bit evil, the others can get full marks.
After the appearance of two ordinary amateur boys, he stood out more and more from the crowd and was extraordinary.
Actor and host Tan Ruirui said with a smile: "His name is Jiang Yang, a student of the screenwriting department of the Modu Drama Academy, who just graduated last year and has become the vice president of an Internet celebrity studio. ”
"One meter eighty-five tall, twenty-two years old, from Donghai City, Jin Province."
A female guest's eyes lit up, waved her small fist, and echoed with a smile: "No wonder, one meter eighty-five, the standard height of a male god." ”
"The figure is also very good," the funny actress Li Jingjing patted the table and said sexually: "Photographer, lift the camera up and take a quick picture of the inside of his shirt." Judging from my sister's experience, this Jiang Yang must be in great shape! ”
"Please respect yourself," the host Tan Ruirui smiled and said 'seriously': "We are a variety show that promotes positive energy and establishes a correct view of love." ”
That being said, on the big screen in the observation room, the photographer really found a strange angle and photographed most of Jiang Yang's full and powerful pectoralis major muscles.
"Whew-"
The female guests screamed, regardless of whether he was his own dish or not, the show had just started, so the atmosphere was stirred up first.
Suddenly, the camera reversed and came to the interview.
In the picture, Jiang Yang smiled, his eyes became more and more charming, and it seemed that his fierce broken eyebrows were no longer murderous.
"What would your ideal partner look like?"
Jiang Yang said in a deep and mellow voice: "I come from a traditional family and hope to find a partner with the brilliance of a traditional woman. ”
"Huh?" The matchmaker was stuck and asked, "What do you mean by traditional women?" ”
Jiang Yang smiled: "To put it simply, she is a full-time housewife." When I got home, I saw a room with a bright window and a delicate and delicious meal on the table. It's just that it's a gentle family like a woman in an island country. ”
"She also has to know how to be fashionable, she can clean up, and she won't embarrass me when she takes it out."
"In short, you can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen."
"Personally, I don't think I'm very demanding, and I hope to find someone who is destined here."
At this point, a big question mark appears in the shot.
Accompanied by a popular sound clip on the short video platform: "What? ”
The matchmaker presided: "However, it's the 21st century!" Is it inappropriate to lock girls up at home? ”
Jiang Yang frowned slightly: "I understand the girls who are independent now." However, everyone has their own aspirations, and it is not excluded that there are girls who like traditional male farming and female weaving. Maybe there's little hope, but I'd like to try again. ”
"Uh, okay, I wish you a good match."
The screen disappears.
In the observation room, after a short silence, public opinion gradually reversed.
"Straight male advanced cancer patient!"
"It's hopeless."
"You're looking for a babysitter! I'll just say that handsome guys with thin lips are not good things. ”
"My God, did he cross over from the Qing Dynasty?"
The host Tan Ruirui was disappointed: "Hey, it's so difficult for us girls, we finally met a boy with outstanding skin, but it's hard to say it in my bones......"
These words aroused the praise of female artists.
Ma Siqi, a variety show student, couldn't stand it: "You old sisters are too lenient, right?" That buddy said that everyone has their own ambitions. It's not about falling in love with you, do you want to be a housewife or not? ”
"you!"
"Get out of the way!"
Ma Siqi was ridiculed by the group, but he didn't let go: "On the contrary, I support that buddy, come on, buddy!" ”
"Love Record" invites three couples to live in a beach house for three months.
The male and female artists in the observation room evaluate and discuss the emotional lives of the three pairs of men and women based on real footage.
During the period, men and women will be changed according to the popularity outside the venue, voting in the venue, etc.
Now there are two amateur boys on the scene.
Looks, bland and tasteless.
As the saying goes, sexual attractiveness is below the passing line.
Unprecedentedly, the guests waited for a handsome guy who could fight in the entertainment industry, but when he opened his mouth, he was machismo.
It really made the female artists in the studio whose hearts are higher than the sky lose their appetite.
At this time, the funny comedian Li Jingjing was the first to defect from the girls' camp and said with a smile: "Girls, you have to find a handsome guy to fall in love once to be complete." You don't care if he wants to find a housewife or an open marriage, let's just fall in love and not get married, or we won't get it. ”
The guests looked over.
This eccentric female artist always has sharp opinions and amazing words, and she is a celebrity on short videos, and her appearance rate in the circle is very high.
She continued, "Gee, you're just too old-fashioned. Our show is called a love record, not a marriage record.
As long as you talk about falling in love with that Jiang Yang and don't get married, won't you be able to control our girls?
Besides, boys can just have fun, why can't we girls? ”
"Ah, that's what I said," the host Tan Ruirui felt strange in her heart, but she couldn't say the specifics.
Xu Wan'er, the famous intellectual hostess, the mouthpiece of the official media, frowned, and her tone was quite stern: "I think the program team should not invite this kind of person in." I proposed the girl's off-the-field ruling, and immediately voted Jiang Yang out! ”
As soon as these words came out, the male and female celebrities present were surprised, they exchanged their heads and ears, observing Tan Ruirui's face and Xu Wan'er's expression, not sure if this was the whole work of the program team, or whether Xu Wan'er was originally the same character as such an exterminator.
Funny comedian Li Jingjing was also at a loss, for a while, she didn't know if it was deliberately arranged by the director, or if Xu Wan'er was so harsh, but from the bottom of her heart, she didn't like Xu Wan'er.
The style of the two people is also Zhuang and harmonious, she is harmonious, and naturally she does not wait to see the Zhuang represented by Xu Wan'er.
Tan Ruirui, as the host of "Love Record", knew that the director did not arrange this party at all, and sighed.
Now variety shows are not easy to do, we must promote positive energy and values everywhere, we must educate and entertain, we can't put entertainment first, anyway, we have to output sunny and positive content.
Xu Waner, as the host of the official station, is incompatible with the witty temperament of "Love Record".
If it weren't for the fear of stepping on the red line, the program team wouldn't want to invite her.
Sure enough, the first episode of the show did something, and that Jiang Yang was an actor invited by the director to attract traffic at the beginning.
The host, Tan Ruirui, frowned.
Funny comedian Li Jingjing cried with a sad face: "Don't be like this, Sister Wan'er." He's so handsome, give him another chance! ”
……
Inside Cupid's villa, a rapid alarm sounded.
Jiang Yang was tidying up his clothes in the room, and went out when he heard the sound.
Next door is a Wenxiu girl wearing a sunhat, holding a brochure for the program group in her hand.
"What happened? Fire? ”
As soon as the girl saw Jiang Yang, she was stunned for a moment, looked at it for a long time, bowed her head and said, "It should be the guests who proposed the off-site ruling." ”
"What's that?" Jiang Yang's mind was full of question marks.
He knows the general plot of the third season well, but he is obscure about the rules of the game.
"What is the off-court ruling?" Jiang Yang closed the door, asked as he walked, and when he saw that the girl behind him didn't move, he raised his eyebrows: "Let's go down and have a look?" ”
"Huh? Oh, oh, oh," the girl didn't want to be left alone, so she trotted to follow.
Jiang Yang shook his leisurely steps, whistled, and when he came down the stairs, he said casually: "By the way, I didn't introduce myself." My name is Jiang Yang, the river of the Yangtze River, the yang of the sun, what about you? ”
"Tao Shumin, you can call me Xiao Tao or Little Peach," Tao Shumin is introverted and doesn't talk much.
The surroundings were silent in an instant, revealing a subtle awkwardness.
Jiang Yang had to speak to himself: "What is the off-the-counter ruling you just said?" ”
Tao Shumin cleared his throat and explained: "It's that the stars in the observation room are disgusted with a certain person and demand a vote on whether to eliminate him immediately. ”
"Oh," Jiang Yang wondered in his heart: "The guest who was forced to play the ruling on the first day, that person must be very annoying." I hope it's eliminated quickly, otherwise if we live together, there may be some moths. ”
The two of them went to the screen in the large living room on the first floor, where the picture of the observation room was playing.
Jiang Yang glanced at it, and frowned, puzzled in his heart.
The object of the off-court ruling is actually him!
"What's the situation?"
The men and women around him turned their gazes to him at the same time.
Belch!
Jiang Yang chuckled in his heart, could it be that I went too far in the matchmaker interview just now?
Wrong!
This character and direction have been compared with the director's script.
Among the three men and three women, two men and two women are real amateurs, and they were selected to participate in the show after being recommended by a blind date website and interviews at various levels.
And he and another girl are actors.
There's no reason to eliminate yourself first!
Without me, how should the play be played?
Under the probing gaze of several people, Jiang Yang's brain was racing rapidly.
"I'm predetermined, and I won't succeed in voting."
"It's definitely a script!"
"Don't panic, I'll just continue acting."