Chapter 17: Fake Variety Shows

Cupid Villa, outside the promenade at the door.

"Xiao Jiang, side dishes such as onions, ginger and garlic have been prepared for a long time. You choose the best dish, let's focus on shooting, and the rest will be handed over to the professional chef, and you will pose for a few shots. Deputy Director Xiaobei commanded in the headset.

Jiang Yang bowed his head, he knew that Deputy Director Xiaobei could see this action.

If it were left in the past, Jiang Yang would still complain about the reality show.

But after participating in the shooting, he understood that this was an inevitable thing.

First of all, the camera doesn't need to give the specific cooking process of each dish, this is a love variety show, not a food show.

Secondly, Deputy Director Xiaobei also wants to simplify the process, improve efficiency, and cut costs.

As far as Jiang Yang knows, Deputy Director Xiaobei estimates that after filming the cooking and eating, he will rest for an afternoon and let Deputy Director Qingsong keep an eye on it.

"I'll make boiled beef," Jiang Yang said.

Yin Yu next to him didn't realize that Jiang Yang was talking to Deputy Director Xiaobei: "However, we didn't buy beef!" ”

Jiang Yang smiled: "Have you forgotten the double-door refrigerator in our kitchen?" ”

"Ah, there's meat there?"

Jiang Yang snorted: "Otherwise, what did Boss Zhou and Sister Shishi eat for breakfast?" ”

Carrying the bag, the four of them walked into the villa.

Zhou Xingxi and Liang Ruoshi were watching TV in the hall.

The slow life promoted by "Love Record" is well deserved.

During filming, the director would take away the amateurs' communication devices.

I don't have a mobile phone, so I can only watch TV, read a book or play at the beach.

Zhou Xingxi and Liang Ruoshi are not fond of reading, they only feel bored in the bedroom and study, so they are watching TV in the hall.

"Oh, what a big bag, bought a few months of reserve grain?" Zhou Xingxi saw that someone had finally come, walked quickly, and took the snakeskin bag from Jiang Yang's arms.

Jiang Yang's arm was finally released: "Thank you, Boss Zhou." ”

"Where, where, it's hard for you to cook." Zhou Xingxi said.

Jiang Yang said to Fang Xiaopeng: "You guys go watch TV." ”

Yin Yu shook his head: "I'll help you, I'll help my mother at home." ”

"That's okay, you're free," Jiang Yang and Zhou Xingxi walked towards the open kitchen.

Fang Xiaopeng: "Let's go, let's watch TV." ”

Tao Shumin's gaze was glued to Jiang Yang's back: "However, wouldn't it be too good?" ”

"It's okay, let's make it up to him somewhere else," Fang Xiaopeng grinned, sat on the sofa, and crossed Erlang's legs: "Hey, American drama?" ”

Liang Ruoshi was fascinated: "Yes, "Criminal Minds". ”

Tao Shumin looked tangled, and he didn't watch TV, just stood outside the kitchen and watched.

On the other side, Jiang Yang opened the double-door oversized refrigerator and issued a supreme compliment: Sleep.

Edo steak, lobster, essence hind leg meat.

These expensive ingredients are fishy with green onions, ginger and garlic, and they are delicious just by dipping them in extremely fresh soy sauce.

He was about to reach out and pull it to see what was inside.

A field attendant came running: "Mr. Jiang, the beef and cooking package of boiled beef are ready." ”

"Uh," Jiang Yang asked, "I'll process it together." ”

Great!

You must know that the most troublesome and time-consuming thing about cooking is the processing of ingredients, including choosing, washing, chopping and removing fishy vegetables.

He walked to the stove and saw that there were small jars full of processed green onions, ginger, and garlic, and on the plate were cut beef, and on the board was a gauze bag with peppercorns and other seasonings, and next to it was an unopened boiled beef seasoning packet.

"Wouldn't it take ten minutes to get it to this point?" Jiang Yang secretly wondered.

If you usually cook by yourself, it takes a long time to process onions, ginger and garlic.

"Smack-"

A dazzling white light hit the stove.

Jiang Yang saw that it was the gaffer working.

"Heat the pan with cold oil - fry the red oil...... It's out of the pot! ”

Deputy director Xiaobei 'has no last resort'.

Not only did he get the details done, but he also invited a master from a four-star hotel on the island to give instructions off-camera.

Jiang Yang thought while flipping the pot: If the fried food is not delicious, I can kill myself by cutting my stomach.

Yin Yu and Zhou Xingxi also saw the scene of filming and cooking for the first time, and shouted in their hearts that they had been deceived by variety shows and deceived for decades.

However, they only know one and don't know the other, in fact, it is good to do it yourself like Jiang Yang.

After all, the final frying procedure was for him to go into battle himself.

Some celebrities need to use stand-ins for cutting vegetables, and they also use stand-ins for stir-frying, and there are even small tricks such as borrowing positions and P pictures, and there are countless stars who have no ability but want to set up people.

With a sound of "out of the pot", Zhou Xingxi stepped forward, he held a white porcelain basin, full of boiled beef, red and spicy.

When he walked to the long table with the boiled beef, he was dumbfounded.

I saw that five dishes and one soup had been set up on the long table.

Yin Yu, who followed him, said: "This-it's also good, at least Xiao Jiang doesn't have to work so hard." ”

"We can also have an early meal," Zhou Xingxi nodded, and his suspicion of the TV show grew exponentially.

These days, it's really through the screen, and I can't believe anything.

What is more false than the human heart is the LCD screen and the god clip.

……

"It's time to eat!" Yin Yu shouted.

Tao Shumin tilted his head, thinking that he had auditory hallucinations. She looked at the watch, it was less than a quarter of an hour, right?

But when she walked over and saw the six dishes and one soup, her cognition was misaligned.

Tao Shumin knows that he doesn't distinguish between grains and ten fingers, but he has never eaten pork and seen pigs run.

"I go to the restaurant to eat, one dish after another, where is it so fast?"

Zhou Xingxi wanted to tell the truth, but Yin Yu stopped him: "Shumin, you are really too good, Xiao Jiang is tired to die or live, you don't help, and you still question him." ”

"I'll say it casually," Tao Shumin smiled apologetically, even though she knew that Yin Yu was deliberately joking.

Jiang Yang came over wearing an apron at this time.

He wanted to take it off for a long time, but Deputy Director Xiaobei stopped him, saying that he would take it off after the six people sat down.

"It's okay, she already looked at me unpleasantly," Jiang Yang smiled, but his tone was aggrieved: "You scolded me for being a hooligan in the morning." ”

"I didn't-" Tao Shumin understood Jiang Yang's quip, and the words of reflexive justification had already been spoken.

"Oh? There is a story," Yin Yu pulled Tao Shumin into his seat and forced him to ask about the hooligan incident.

Liang Ruoshi came, and when she saw this, she sat in the empty seat in the row of girls.

"What about Mr. Fang?" Zhou Xingxi asked.

"I went with the champagne," Liang Ruoshi said, "and he said that he was responsible for providing the daily drinks." ”

"Champagne?" Jiang Yang looked at the red wine glass on the long table: "It is worthy of Mr. Fang, I came to record the show with these high-end goods." ”

As he spoke, there was a thudding sound in the stairwell.

Fang Xiaopeng went down the stairs with a bottle of beautifully packaged champagne.

"Wow-" Liang Ruoshi praised first: "Mr. Fang, local tyrant, we can have champagne on every meal?" ”

"More than that," Fang Xiaopeng waved his hand: "Anytime." While we watch TV, sunbathe on the beach, and have a drink in the evening. You can all come to me. ”

Jiang Yang was envious, these champagnes were converted into RMB, and they could make up for a mortgage.

Hey, people just use it to get closer to strangers.

The drought dies by drought, and the waterlogging dies by waterlogging.

"Come, pour you a glass," Zhou Xingxi took the opened champagne from Fang Xiaopeng's hand.

"Thank you, Boss Zhou," Jiang Yang politely got up and bowed slightly.

When everyone was holding their wine glasses and about to start, Yin Yu looked left and right: "Didn't anyone say a few words?" ”

Jiang Yang's gaze swept over everyone.

Fang Xiaopeng is casual, and Zhou Xingxi's expression ability is not good.

Tao Shumin has a quiet personality and is not good at words, while Liang Ruoshi is the eldest lady, who only cares about eating and drinking.

Yin Yu is too jumpy again.

Tsk, by the way, Jiang Yang thought of a word: ritual!

A must-have for scumbags, a sense of ritual.

What is a sense of ritual that gives great meaning to empty things, such as diamonds, bizarre anniversaries, etc.

Jiang Yang pondered for a few seconds, it was not difficult for him to speak, he had already experienced a hundred battles in order to refuse a girl with dignity, and he had mastered the Chinese language and wording.

Jiang Yang raised his glass: "Then I'll toast everyone first." Of the six of us, I'm the youngest, and I may not be very thoughtful in my words and actions. If you are offended, I hope you will point it out to your face, and you don't have to worry about hurting my face, dignity or anything. Because, I'm a person who doesn't have much face. ”

When Tao Shumin and the others saw that he was sincere, they suddenly laughed at themselves, and they couldn't help laughing.

"Haha," Yin Yu laughed the loudest.

"In the next few months, under the same roof, Tianya Island is so beautiful, I wish us all harmony and friendship!"

Jiang Yang raised his glass, and the other five people got up very cooperatively.

The six people clinked glasses, their eyes inevitably collided, and they looked at each other and smiled, which seemed to be more familiar again.

Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, let alone men and women living together.

"Well, it's delicious, this boiled beef is absolutely amazing," Fang Xiaopeng gave a thumbs up.

"Corn and shrimp are delicious," Yin Yu used a spoon to pick up vegetables for Fang Xiaopeng.

This move made several people at the long table look at it.