Ordinary citizens are keen, and professional spies can't fool them.

Toru Asada rolled around in his heart, secretly comparing "the same girlfriend" and "someone wants to wear women's clothes" which thing was more credible, and finally just smiled at Miss Morishita and didn't speak, thoughtfully leaving a large space for reverie.

Not explaining is the best explanation, and blank space is indeed the highest artistic technique, and the ancients did not deceive him.

Well, it's actually that the four futuristic cops didn't even fool an ordinary shopping guide, which is a shame to say - they hurriedly settled the bill, left Kenji Hagiwara's name on the membership card, and disappeared from Hitoko Morishita's field of vision with a bag of clothes.

These people are so strange, Hitoko Morishita watched a few people leave in a daze, she felt that she might not be able to forget such a group of people in five years.

……

If you want to go all the way, you have to throw something in the back of your head.

For example, shame and discipline.

The four of them leaned out of the store awkwardly with their front feet, jumped up and down with their back feet, laughing all the way like fools, and finally chose a white wig that matched Matsuda Jinpei's natural curls very well, and tied a double ponytail with his hands.

Before Toru Asada came out, he promised the best viewing position in the front row to a group of girls in the next class who were also watching the excitement, in exchange for their full set of cosmetics support, and at the moment he was holding a box of Barbie pink eyeshadow and smearing Matsuda Jinping's eyelids, smiling like Matsuda in a bar in the red light district.

After putting on the eyeshadow, he unscrewed a tube of red lipstick, and wiped it on Matsuda Jinping's mouth with a cotton swab.

Matsuda Jinhei: "......"

The good Ke Tongli women's clothing except for Kidd are all male leads? Why did Toru Asada want to him instead when he was fine?

Cough.

Toru Asada finished putting on his own makeup at the same time, took two steps back and looked at it carefully, and nodded with satisfaction.

"Yes, yes, Ken Er will never recognize you at a glance."

"Take two steps and try it - bend your knees, you're too tall, we've got a gothic dress to block your knees......"

"Take smaller steps, girls don't have as big a step as you - yes, walk lightly, center of gravity slightly forward."

"Do you know how to speak—breathe through your chest, breath through your soft palate...... The sound is higher, and then higher. ”

"-It still sounds a bit like a shemale, forget it, you're not dressed much better than a shemale now."

This set of makeup specially imitated the heroine of a well-known undisciplined comic "O Soul", Sakata Roll, and the thriller is absolutely perfect, guaranteeing that Kenji will not want to make friends again in the next two months.

Falling Valley Zero and Zhufu Jingguang laughed as if they had been pumping all the way from a sheep epilepsy to a tropical ocean typhoon, and gave Toru Asada a thumbs up breathlessly.

Matsuda stared at his row of friends expressionlessly, with a capital tic-tac-toe on his forehead, and then looked at Toru Asada with a hideous expression-

"Why the hell are you so skilled!"

Toru Asada blinked innocently: "...... taught at the police academy?" ”

Matsuda Jinhei: "......"

They went to the same police academy, and the police academy doesn't teach this.

The police academy doesn't teach locking, cooking, drag racing, tennis, and women's clothing, please don't deduct any pot to the police academy, the police academy will cry.

"Ahem, in short, camouflage is a very useful skill," Toru Asada said in a serious way, "Many prisoners will disguise themselves in order to avoid the police, and you can only better identify criminals if you understand the principles of disguise." ”

"And the police often have stalking missions, right, if the prisoner sees that you are a police officer, it is very likely that the mission will fail-"

"What kind of prisoner are you looking at to change the gender!" Drop Valley Zero couldn't help but complain.

The four of them left the mall giggling and walked back along the road in the direction of the police academy, the noon sun was particularly dazzling, but fortunately there were rows of street trees on the side of the road, and they did not hesitate to scatter some shade, so that the passers-by were not sunburned.

The light and shadow are mottled all the way, the pedestrians on the road are walking in twos and threes, groups of children are laughing and running by from time to time, and a pair of childhood sweethearts who look about ten years old are sitting by the flower bed and chatting on the side of the street.

The boy's face was similar to that of Matsuda Jinhepachi, his left hand was hidden, and a rose instantly appeared in his right hand, and a simple little magic trick made Ome giggle.

He saw four people coming, glanced at them casually, and the next second his eyes were fixed on Matsuda Jinpei's body, his eyes wide open, and his eyes sparkled.

The ten-year-old son of a magician felt like he had discovered something amazing.

The child's innocent and curious gaze made Toru Asada's conscience ache, and he patted his shoulder sadly, his face solemn.

"Jinping, if this kid opens the door to a new world, it must be your fault."

----

"So, that's why you're joining forces to trick me?" Kenji Hagiwara sat on the couch in the common room, smiling darkly.

The squad leader just received a text message, and then he smiled and asked himself to accompany him out of the door, he thought there was something serious-

As a result, as soon as he arrived outside the gate of the police academy, he saw a woman with a unique aesthetic written on her makeup and dress rushing in front of her, and then she said -

"Hagiwara-kun, I've liked you for a long time! Please hand me in – no, please give me your phone number! ”

There was a ladyboy smell in his pretentious tone, and he almost perforated his stomach on the spot.

One day, the Onizuka instructor will dance on the playground in a ballet skirt, and the little swan will not have this scene of horror.

When he came back to his senses, the squad leader and several of his own contemporaries had already laughed together, and Toru Asada that bastard laughed especially wildly, laughing while complaining that Jinping would actually add his own drama.

As soon as he picked up his young dyed wig, he slapped it directly on Toru Asada's face, and squatted on the ground and rubbed his stomach out of breath.

…… The five of you had a great time.

"Hahaha, who told you not to come to the party for a long time," Toru Asada smiled more smoothly, and couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw his face at the same time.

He swore that Kenji's expression at the gate of the police academy was the most wonderful expression he had ever seen in his life.

It turns out that people can really draw colorful black on their faces.

"If you are not in a group of people, you will not be pitted to anyone."

At this time, Zero Tsukitani, Keimitsu Mofushi, and Matsuda Jinpei each returned to the dormitory, and there were only three people left in the lounge, and the reliable squad leader intervened in the middle of the two to play a round, completely forgetting the fact that he was also smiling happily.

"But—compared to this," Toru Asada leaned back in the sofa chair, his expression a little more restrained, and raised his eyes to Date Airlines, "Jingguang is not quite right today. ”

"We were in the mall today, and when he saw a little girl, he suddenly became upset."

In fact, the scenery is well disguised, his expression is as usual, his behavior is as usual, and even the laughter and scolding are no different from usual, but he always feels that there is something strange.

If you have to say it, your face suddenly looks like a layer of paper, and the paper is smiling, but no one is laughing.