Tianya Island, Jinglong Hotel.

"Evil, I shouldn't have believed in Lao Chen's evil in the first place."

Deputy Director Xiaobei collapsed upright on the office chair, wanting to cry without tears.

He regretted it, really regretted it, he shouldn't believe Lao Chen, the person in charge of East China who cherishes Jiayuan.

originally thought that Shen Tianyi was stupid and sweet, but how did he know that behind the family was an old coward.

After staying up for more than half a month's three-day vacation, because of the arrival of Shen Tianyi's sister-in-law, it was completely ruined.

That girl is very tiger, first showed that Shen Tianyi is the beloved daughter of the whole family, and she has sprinkled millions of dollars, and she will be entertained and not investigated, but she must be happy and happy.

Deputy Director Xiaobei originally wanted to make some waves casually and arrange Shen Tianyi and Jiang Yang to be on the show.

Shen Tianyi's sister-in-law's request made him have to work overtime.

Not only do you have to work overtime, but you also have to add people from the planning team and screenwriting team!

No one is missing!!

The first two seasons of "Love Record" have the same goal, taking the golden boy and jade girl, the talented man and the woman looking like the CP, and the whole sugar series.

The CPs launched in the first two seasons are all actors.

After the show was broadcast, the actors and actresses became famous, became popular, and their fans skyrocketed on new media platforms, making a lot of money.

The program group is no exception, with ratings, clicks, and advertising revenue on the rise.

However, if you come back to this routine in the third season, you won't have to do it later.

Play a set of modes for three years? The audience is not stupid, they will definitely feel tired, thinking that the program team is not poor in donkey skills, so they have no sense of expectation for the show.

This is the most terrible thing, they change the channel, or only play and don't watch, and listen to the background music.

One trick is fresh, and you can eat it twice.

Doing variety shows, especially love reality shows, has no one-size-fits-all formula, no one-size-fits-all model.

If you don't change, you will be eliminated by the market sooner or later.

Director Chen Ping, who has been deeply involved in variety shows for 20 years, understands this truth well, so he discussed with his closed disciple Xiaobei, assistant director, to change the main plot.

Therefore, Deputy Director Xiaobei came up with the plot of a scumbag and a.

To put it bluntly, I just want to engage in the black and red route, stir up topics, let the audience immerse themselves in chasing more, and collectively scold scumbags.

Director Chen Ping naturally thought of Zhao Shengnan, the originator of the black and red route.

The 'scumbag' was found, but the image of the scumbag was too good, and his black fans couldn't make waves.

Deputy Director Xiaobei thought of Jiangyang's black fans, and felt that they were ridiculous, but also angry.

As soon as the group of black fans who can't form the climate open their mouths, they don't know the mother who was sprayed by crazy face powder.

"As soon as Jiang Yang leaves, the show is missing a big attraction, and someone must be found to fill it," Deputy Director Xiaobei got up and flipped through the male amateur in the data database.

With his brain in a daze, Deputy Director Xiaobei thought that it was time for a group of subordinates to contribute: "Tina, convene the screenwriting team and the planning team for a meeting." No one is allowed to be absent, and those who can't come have to have video access. ”

A quarter of an hour later, in the hotel conference room arranged by Tina, there was a crowd of sixteen people sitting around the table.

Only Deputy Director Xiaobei stood, pacing back and forth anxiously.

When Tina announced that everyone had arrived, Assistant Director Xiaobei got straight to the point.

"The three-day holiday is gone, don't howl! The old rule, turn to double the salary. ”

"Next, we have to arrange for three people to leave: Jiang Yang, Shen Tianyi and Fang Xiaopeng."

"Fang Xiaopeng had better deal with it and make up a reason. You are in charge of the planning team. ”

"Regarding Jiang Yang's missing role, let's brainstorm and see who can make up for it?"

"Screenwriter team, what should you do about Tao Shumin's line?"

It can be inferred from various data that Tao Shumin is already the sweetheart of the program group, and there is a faint posture that surpasses the first two seasons of the natural selection CP.

Of course, this has to exclude Jiang Yang, an outlier. After he was born, he refreshed all kinds of data devastatingly, and the employees of the program team eliminated him as abnormal data.

In fact, when Deputy Director Xiaobei saw the indicators given by the big data team to Jiangyang, he knew that he couldn't keep this great god.

Throwing a gold brick on the road in a crowded crowd is not something that everyone covets?

Otherwise, Xu Wan'er, who didn't like Jiang Yang, wouldn't have asked for contact information.

It's just that Deputy Director Xiaobei never thought that Xu Wan'er's lover's efficiency was so high that Jiang Yang didn't have time to finish filming the variety show for two months.

In the conference room, everyone in the planning team frowned, staring at the laptop they brought, looking for Jiang Yang's replacement in the amateur candidate database.

The people in the screenwriting team all wrote and drew on paper.

Deputy Director Xiaobei is still pacing back and forth.

I don't know how long it took.

"Mirror reversal," said a fat girl with a pot lid on her head.

The girl's name is Jiang Sisi, and Xiaobei's deputy director values her very much, I heard that the mother has been single for 30 years, but she is easy to use all kinds of romantic episodes.

Deputy Director Xiaobei looked happy: "Talk about it carefully." ”

Jiang Sisi: "Director, you have already filmed the scene of three daughters competing for their husbands. After Tao Shumin went on a date in the underwater world, Jiang Yang gave up on her. Then there was a tangle between Shen Tianyi and Liang Ruoshi. Then we can shoot Tao Shumin to the extreme, so miserable that the audience can't wait to kill Jiang Yang with a knife.

Then, three men were arranged to fight for wives. ”

"Not bad, not bad. Come prepared, you continue," Deputy Director Xiaobei kept nodding, Jiang Sisi's proposal was very interesting.

"Jiang Yang and Fang Xiaopeng are leaving, Zhou Xingxi has already finalized the CP, only Kirk can keep it and use it, anyway, Liang Ruoshi doesn't look down on him at all.

Among the two male amateurs on the bench, we set it like this: one was originally here for her, and the other was love at first sight.

Then two new amateurs and Kirk, three men fight for wives.

Tao Shumin's predicament was reversed, and she completely raised her eyebrows, and the audience who felt sorry for her was also comfortable, how about the standard big heroine plot? ”

After saying this, even the people in the planning team listened attentively and admired Jiang Sisi even more.

Deputy Director Xiaobei's focus was more comprehensive, and he asked: "I know your routine, but the premise is Jiang Yang's replacement, where can we find it?" ”

"No one is a hexagonal warrior," Jiang Sisi paused for a moment and said, "If the appearance is not good, we will focus on talent." Do you look at the male guest No. 0573 in the database? ”

Everyone searched on the computer, and Deputy Director Xiaobei leaned over and checked on the nearest employee's computer: "Zhao Fengjun, a genius boy, graduated from Yale University at the age of 21 with a doctorate from Yale University. He is now the co-founder of Rubik's Cube Technology. ”

It turned out to be the young founder of Rubik's Cube Technology!

Rubik's Cube Technology is the first echelon animation special effects studio in China, responsible for many cinema film film special effects, 3D animation special effects, etc.

"This is good, this is good," Deputy Director Xiaobei frowned: "Yes, there is no need to stumble." We can't look good, compare in terms of talent. Men, real skills are hard currency. ”

"Ahem," Jiang Sisi coughed.

"How?" Deputy Director Xiaobei sighed, such a good candidate, there won't be anything wrong.

Jiang Sisi's tone was hidden: "I have raped his social account, and I found that he is very gentlemanly, very polite, not arrogant or impatient, clean and clear...... Hmmm......"

"Isn't that good?" Deputy Director Xiaobei urged: "Let's talk about the point." ”

"It's just that it may be a, I'm afraid that it will ...... then" Jiang Sisi's voice became smaller and smaller.

"Hiss-the male guest is a, this-" Deputy Director Xiaobei had a serious face and paced back and forth with his hands behind his back.

In the conference room, there was silence.

Everyone either looked down at the table pattern, looked into the void, or smiled at each other.

Suddenly, Deputy Director Xiaobei smiled and clapped his hands: "Hahaha, I'm on the tip of the horns." He's better a, and he's worried about running out of topics. ”

The people in the screenwriting team looked at each other, only a few clever ghosts in the planning team had their eyes lit up, we are taking the black and red route this season, and we want topics and traffic.

"Shen Tianyi's departure is the most troublesome," Deputy Director Xiaobei said calmly after laughing: "The screenwriting team must rush to produce the first version of the script overnight. ”

"Ahh

"Stay up late!"

The faces of the screenwriting team were like ashes, some of the planning team sympathized, and some rejoiced in the tragic colleagues.

……

On the afternoon of the second day of the holiday, the people in the conference room were lifeless, looking embarrassed by the ravages and ruins of society.

There are eight people in the screenwriting team, and only three people can be responsible for the amateur emotional line, and the rest are doing some text work, such as working with the planning team to think about some interview questions, copywriting for each issue, etc.

Among the three generals, one was lying on the table to catch up on sleep, and the other was slumped in a chair drinking coffee.

Only Jiang Sisi wrote hard and wrote and drew on the draft: "Alan, what is the most classic routine of female frequency novels?" ”

Jiang Sisi is not lacking in sleep, she just uses her brain excessively, she can hardly think, and she has forgotten the knowledge points she wrote down at the beginning.

She doesn't like to read women's novels very much, but because of her work, she regularly makes up for popular novels.

"Huh?" Alain fell asleep in a daze: "It's a lot: the domineering president only loves me, the ugly duckling counterattacks, chasing his wife in the crematorium-"

"Ah, yes, yes," Jiang Sisi wrote on the paper, "chasing wife crematorium." ”

"What is a wife-chasing crematorium?" Wang Shuai, who was slumped in his chair, asked.

"It's that you ignore me today, tomorrow you are tall, no, you are still worthy, tomorrow you have to pay a hundred times the price to recover me," Jiang Sisi's summary was concise and to the point: "It is to abuse the female protagonist in the early stage, and abuse the male protagonist in the later stage." ”

Wang Shuai: "So we have already abused Shen Tianyi, next-"

"Fang Xiaopeng can just be used," Jiang Sisi didn't answer, but arranged the role: "Don't say it, his identity and status are quite compatible with Shen Tianyi." ”

"I heard that Director Xiaobei tossed us so much, it was Shen Tianyi who put pressure on us," the collapsed man reminded: "Shen Tianyi is another princess who loves to dream, you'd better quote scriptures." ”

"Chasing my wife and crematorium, what scripture should I quote, and what point should I base on?" Jiang Sisi was a little irritable.

Rushing to the manuscript under high pressure will really force people to death.

The man who collapsed blurted out: "The originator of romance, Jane Austen." ”

"Ah, yes, yes, my brain, Darcy from Pride and Prejudice," Jiang Sisi glanced at gratefully.

"What about Fang Xiaopeng and Shen Tianyi?" Jiang Sisi asked.

The collapsed man groaned for a moment: "I remember that in "Gone with the Wind", when the female protagonist secretly confessed to the male supporting role, the male protagonist was present, and he commented afterwards. That's a good one, right? ”

"Oh, by the way, "Gone with the Wind," Jiang Sisi was numb and wrote down the main points.

"Write "Gone with the Wind"," the paralyzed man reminded that "Gone with the Wind" is a world masterpiece, and "Gone with the Wind" is a movie based on "Gone with the Wind".

He was afraid that Shen Tianyi would not learn and have no skills, because "Gone with the Wind" was not pure romance and he had not read the book, so he could not understand the scriptures.

"Ah, it's really hard for rich people to serve," Jiang Sisi finished writing, threw away the pen, and rubbed his head: "Ahhhh ”

She muttered, leaning on the table, quickly unconscious.

……

Cupid's villa, lawn behind the house.

Jiang Yang and Tao Shumin lay on the soft grass blanket and looked at the sky.

The sky is a rare blue in the city.

"Quarreled with your family?" Jiang Yang asked.

Tao Shumin didn't answer immediately, she took a few deep breaths and said depressedly: "How do you know?" ”

Jiang Yang: "You were fine last night, and you look like this today." I'll just guess. ”

Tao Shumin's desire to talk was opened all of a sudden, she sat up, retold yesterday's grievances, and opened the chat record with her mother for Jiang Yang to see: "You're done!" So I'm talking about funny, right? I also greeted Chen Yu's mother this morning, and she was nothing unusual. ”

"You're such a good baby," Jiang Yang said with a smile.

"What do you mean?" Tao Shumin asked.

Jiang Yang sighed: "Why are you so well-behaved, don't you talk back?" ”

Tao Shumin sighed: "I, I don't." ”

"Then it's no wonder to you," Jiang Yang said with a smile: "I grew up with my grandmother when I was a child, and my mother set up a stall in the county seat, and she has no authority in my place." My mom said one sentence to me, and I could top ten sentences. ”

"Your mother is so hard, why are you?" Tao Shumin asked.

Jiang Yang: "If you don't know anything, why don't you call a child?" ”

Tao Shumin: "Then you say, if you are me, my mother will send you a private message, pointing out that you said that Chen Yu is impolite and must apologize, how do you reply?" ”

Jiang Yang stretched out four fingers and said, "I don't have quality!" ”

Tao Shumin was stunned, this was her unexpected solution.

Jiang Yang: "Have you ever heard of a mentally retarded joke?" ”

Tao Shumin: "The circle of life is very simple and boring. I even heard my jokes told to me by children. ”

Jiang Yang: "Then I'll make it up for you." Come, the first one: after the other party found out that I had no morality, he gave up the moral kidnapping. ”

Tao Shumin looked at Jiang Yang in a daze, but she didn't expect it to be a joke, she pondered for a moment, and laughed: "Are you saying that if I am not polite, my mother will not be able to 'politely kidnap' me?" ”

"It's enlightened," Jiang Yang snapped his fingers: "Come again: the teacher kicked the quilt when the child was sleeping, fortunately I found out in time that I broke my leg, otherwise I would definitely catch a cold." ”

"Giggle," Tao Shumin chuckled.

Jiang Yang was speechless in her heart, she had never heard such an old-fashioned joke.

Tao Shumin: "The metaphor of your joke is that my mother said I was rude, so I poked out a bigger basket?" ”

Jiang Yang: "......"

I'm telling jokes, not in class, without any metaphors!

This kid was raised stupidly.

Jiang Yang said again: "The last joke: lose the dead!" Wang Laohan shouted as he threw the body downstairs. ”

Tao Shumin laughed, smiling and smiling, she asked, "Are you saying that I will lose my body——? ”

Jiang Yang was deflated: "I don't have any utilitarianism, just tell a joke to make you happy!" ”

"Just tell a joke—" Tao Shumin repeated this sentence, his expression a little stunned.