"Big cousin, I'm here!"

A burly figure with a black mask barged in and shouted, "Who, who dares to mess with my cousin, stand up!" ”

Tang Xiaolian was really speechless by these two people, and took out her mobile phone from her pocket.

"Don't call, I said don't call!"

Brother Shui thought she was going to call the police, and yelled for the tires to smash the phone.

The man nicknamed Tire is tall and big, Tang Xiaolian, a weak woman, is of course not an opponent, and she was quickly snatched of her mobile phone and smashed to the ground.

Looking at the torn mobile phone, Tang Xiaolian was stunned, and said depressedly: "Who said that you were going to call the police, didn't you come to ask for an account, I'll call the proprietress." ”

Brother Shui opened his mouth, and finally said embarrassedly: "You didn't say it, you are going to call the proprietress." ”

Tang Xiaolian said helplessly: "Did you let me say it, I just took out my mobile phone, and you asked him to grab it, I can't say it if I want to." ”

Seeing that there was a misunderstanding, several people looked at each other, and they didn't know what to say for a while.

"Yikes!"

Just as several people fell silent, a shout came from outside the door.

A man with stockings on his head broke into the supermarket in a rage, raised the small fruit knife in his hand, "Don't move, rob!" ”

This stocking, this clothes, this voice, the identity of the person who came is self-evident, it is Zhu Liao who came to Li Junwei before.

After a long time, the role he was going to audition for turned out to be a robber, so he was going to audition in the supermarket tonight.

But when he said that, Zhu Liao realized that something was wrong, why were there two more people in the store?

He turned to look at the black hood on the tire head and blinked.

Yo, this guy is much more professional than me!

The camera gives a close-up of his face, and even through the stockings, you can see the surprised expression on his face.

"Eh, buddy, where did you buy this hood?" Zhu Liao was not afraid, but asked curiously.

Brother Shui, who was not going well, was irritable, and he didn't know who he was at all, but he was really a robber, so he didn't bother to say anything to him, so he took out an electric shocker directly from his waist and stretched out his hand to slap him on the back of his waist.

With a burst of "sizzle" electric current, Zhu Liao couldn't speak, and fell to the ground with convulsions.

Brother Shui snorted, "You want to rob me of my money and find electricity!" ”

At this time, the camera zoomed in, the picture froze on his face, and the familiar narration sounded.

After the narrator's explanation, the audience quickly got to know Brother Shui.

Brother Shui, formerly known as He Sanshui, is a lottery player who has always dreamed of winning the lottery and often comes to the supermarket to buy lottery tickets.

Finally one time, he won the 9,500 yuan lottery, and just when he was ecstatic and ran to claim the prize, he actually found that the lottery ticket was mistyped by the careless proprietress, and he just passed by the 9,500 yuan.

The unwilling He Sanshui came to the door many times after that, and wanted to find the proprietress to compensate for his losses, but the proprietress didn't pay attention to him at all.

Hence tonight's event.

……

The camera returns to the supermarket.

He Sanshui made up his mind this time, since he couldn't get his money back if he was reasonable, then don't blame him for being tough!

After corona Zhu Liao, he opened the drawer under the cash register, but he took out the cash and counted it, and the total amount was only a few hundred yuan, which was far from 9500.

But if you think about it, it's normal, after all, whoever goes out now still carries cash, and they all pay with their mobile phones.

Tang Xiaolian advised: "If you put down the money, if you make trouble again, we will really call the police!" ”

He Sanshui's eyes widened, "Scare me, tell you, if I don't get my money back tonight, I won't leave!" ”

Seeing that he really wanted to come nonsense, Tang Xiaolian directly asked Li Junwei to call the police with his mobile phone.

Of course He Sanshui refused, and immediately called the tires to step forward to stop him.

Around the mobile phone, the four of them crowded into a group and scrambled, and Zhu Liao, who fell to the ground, suddenly had no one to care.

The electric shocker was not very powerful, in fact, he had already woken up, just pretending to be dizzy, and seeing that they couldn't take care of themselves for the time being, he hurriedly got up and wanted to escape.

He cautiously moved in the direction of the gate, keeping an eye on the movements of the four of them, for fear of being discovered.

Soon he was carrying his back to the door of the supermarket.

Zhu Liao stretched out his hand back, grabbed a handle-like thing, and said proudly: "Aha, you guys play slowly, I'll go first, bye!" ”

With that, he pulled hard, turned around and was about to run out.

But he didn't realize that what he was holding in his hand was not the supermarket door handle, but the drink cabinet handle.

"Boom!"

With this turn, he hit the drink cabinet headlong and fainted cleanly.

What Officer Gao said before, I didn't expect it to come true at this moment.

……

"Hahahaha."

"This guy is so miserable, he can knock himself out."

"It's so funny, don't you want to be so funny."

"Haha, this man is laughing at me."

The laugh worked well, and there was a burst of laughter in the screening room.

Yao Hui smiled and leaned back, and the popcorn bucket in her hand was spilled.

Tian Xiaoling also laughed, then turned her head and asked, "How is it, this movie is interesting, right?" ”

"Uh-huh." Yao Hui nodded in agreement.

Although I have only watched it for about ten minutes, it is obvious that "Night Club" is not only not a big bad movie like "Dream Chaser", but also has a smooth narrative and full of laughter, which is a good comedy movie.

……

Zhu Liao failed to escape and fainted in place.

He Sanshui put his attention back on Tang and Li, and never gave up until he got his mobile phone.

"Don't give him your phone!" Tang Xiaolian stopped him from doing anything to Li Junwei.

"Don't think you're a woman, I won't dare to call you!" He Sanshui took out the electric shocker and made a gesture of electricity.

Of course, Li Junwei would not sit idly by and watch Tang Xiaolian get hurt, and the otaku, who has always been cowardly, finally stood up and shouted: "Wait a minute, don't hurt her, I have a way to help you raise money!" ”

He Sanshui glanced at the tire, and stopped his movements in disbelief.

Screen switching.

Tang Xiaolian and Li Junwei were tied to the rest room at the back of the supermarket, Zhu Liao, who fainted, was also moved here, and He Sanshui changed into the clothes of a salesman.

The so-called method turned out to be to let He Sanshui pretend to be a salesperson, as long as he could sell the goods in the supermarket, he would naturally be able to make money.

However, He Sanshui is not a person with no bottom line, he has always behaved in a proper manner, if it weren't for the boss's wife who deceived people too much, he wouldn't have made this decision to make trouble.

So he made it clear to Tang and Li that the supermarket belonged to the proprietress and that the proprietress owed him money, and it was reasonable to sell the goods to pay off the debt.

As long as the two of them don't act rashly, he will leave immediately after getting his money back, otherwise, Zhu Liao lying on the ground will be a lesson from the past.

As soon as he finished saying some cruel words, two guests came outside, and He Sanshui asked the tires to watch the three of them and went out to receive them by himself.

The rest room was transformed into a KTV box by the proprietress who likes to sing, with TV, stereo, microphone, and mixer, and as soon as he left, the tire sat on the seat and took the microphone to tinker.

The tires are happy, but He Sanshui outside is different.

He had never been a supermarket salesman, and he didn't know anything about how to use the cash register, and he couldn't figure it out for a long time in the face of customers who wanted to check out.

"Can you hurry up?"

"Eh, are you going to use this machine, hurry up?"

A guest was waiting anxiously and urged repeatedly.

He Sanshui was speechless when asked, unable to say a word, but was mistaken for a deaf and mute person by another guest, not only did he not urge him, but he also kindly took an extra 200 yuan to come out, so that he didn't have to look for it.

Accidentally made this business, and witnessed the two customers walking away, He Sanshui was holding two red bills, and he had nothing to say for a while.

However, he also understands that this matter is indispensable, and he still has to find a professional.

So he let Li Junwei go, planning to cooperate with the two to sell things and collect money.

……

After a while, another guest came,

"Your soy milk, take it."

He Sanshui took out a cup of soy milk bought by the guest from the microwave oven, saw that the person had bought all the things, and was about to scan the code with his mobile phone to settle the bill, so he quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket and clicked on the payment code, "Don't scan the code on the table, just scan this." ”

The guest, a man with gold-rimmed glasses, frowned at this.

"I think I need to say a few words."

He raised his chin and said in a condescending tone: "From the time I entered the door until now, I have found three problems! ”

"First of all, why do I need to scan your collection code when I buy something, is this money put into your personal pocket?"

"Secondly, I bought an ice cream, and it's about to melt before I go out, what does this mean, there's something wrong with your freezer."

"In the end, I bought this cup of soy milk, how can you not give me a straw?"

It's hard to explain the matter of collecting money, and there is indeed a problem with the refrigeration of the freezer, so Li Junwei had to answer the third question, "Soy milk is a hot drink, and it is generally not equipped with a straw." ”

"Then let me ask, how can I drink without a straw? I go to a restaurant, how can I eat without chopsticks? I went to the toilet and there were no paper towels ......"

The man didn't give up, and babbled a big call.

"Okay, don't you want a straw, needless to say, I'll just give it to you." He Sanshui was so annoyed that he hurriedly handed him a straw.

"Eh, what's your attitude?" The man was unforgiving, and began to talk, "If I save one straw for one person, if there are ten people, you will save ten straws, if there are a hundred people...... Is this what you do business like with your doors open? ”

Seeing that Li Junwei and He Sanshui were speechless, he pushed his glasses and smiled proudly, "I feel that my words have touched your soul, I won't say more, you can think about it slowly." ”

The man took his things and left, walked outside the door, and did not forget to take a sip of soy milk through a straw through the glass door to show his victory.

"Ahh

It's a pity that he was scalded and jumped up in the next second, and spit out the soy milk in his mouth in embarrassment.

"Hahaha."

Laughter erupted again in the cinema's screening room.

……

"Haha, what a retribution."

Seeing the man leave in embarrassment, He Sanshui was happy for a while, and said to Li Junwei: "But the problem of the guest's reaction still needs to be solved, you hurry up and repair the freezer." ”

The problem of poor refrigeration of the freezer has long appeared, Li Junwei wanted to repair it before, but he was disturbed and stopped halfway through the ice shoveling, which would listen to He Sanshui say so, so he had to go and continue to shovel the ice.

There was nowhere to put the ice cubes for the time being, so he put them all on the bathroom sink, anyway, the ice cubes would be gone after melting, and they would not take up space.

In order to get his money back, He Sanshui continued to sell things conscientiously.

In contrast, the tires are much more "not doing their jobs", except for tying up Zhu Liao, who woke up and corona, he has been staying in the rest room and eating snacks, singing and singing when he is bored, and he has a very comfortable life.

The film also introduces the background of the tires through narration at this time.

He Sanshui is a distant relative, not long ago from the countryside to the city to He Sanshui, after having a place to live, he quickly found a job, but people told him to pay a deposit before going to work.

However, the tire was penniless, and He Sanshui, who learned the situation, gritted his teeth, although he had no job and no savings, he still took out the only few thousand yuan of savings he had and helped him pay the deposit.

As a result, they met a scammer, the deposit was gone, and the job was gone, and the two were really desperate, so they chose to go back to the supermarket to ask for the account.

After introducing the background, the narration ends.

Seeing that the tires were not in shape, He Sanshui didn't come to one place and taught him a lesson, but after all, he was his cousin, and he still had to clean up the mess for him.

He Sanshui called Li Junwei over and said seriously: "Little Gangya, I am a person who does things clearly, one is one and two is two. I wrote down everything I ate just now, you calculate how much it is, and deduct it from my 9500. ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience couldn't help but look at He Sanshui with admiration.

Before he dropped his mobile phone, called Zhu Liao, and tied Tang Xiaolian for a series of things, although there was a reason for it, everyone still felt that it was a little inappropriate.

But now that he looks, he is also forced to be helpless.

First, the proprietress negligently played the wrong lottery, so that his 9,500 yuan prize failed, and then in order to help his cousin, he was cheated out of all his savings, and he came to the door to ask for the account when he was desperate.

And he is also very principled, no matter how powerful he says, he has never really hurt Li Junwei and others, and took the initiative to take responsibility for the tires.

Grievances are clear, dare to act, so it seems that He Sanshui is also a real man.

……

Of course, this is the audience's opinion from God's point of view, and Tang Xiaolian, who is tied to the rest room, obviously doesn't think so.

She's planning to get out of it.

Compared with Tang Xiaolian, the IQ of the tires is not enough, and they are played around.

Under the pretext of going to the bathroom, she found a sharp shard of glass in the bathroom, and when she returned to the lounge, she quietly cut the rope tied to her hand while the tire was not paying attention while she was singing.

Then he cooperated with Zhu Liao, who woke up, and asked Zhu Liao to attract the attention of the tire, got up and got the electric shock device on the table, and simply stunned the burly tire.

After successfully getting out of trouble, the two slipped out of the rest room.

Tang Xiaolian's plan was to sneak behind He Sanshui and tie him up with a rope, but how could Zhu Liao, who had been electrocuted several times, be so good at giving up, he had to take revenge on He Sanshui with an electric shocker.

"Don't move, hahaha."

Walking behind He Sanshui, Zhu Liao shouted and said proudly: "The tires have been deflated by me, you'd better be caught obediently, otherwise the guy in my hand won't recognize anyone!" ”

was stunned several times in a row, Zhu Liao held the electric shock device in his hand this time, and finally gained the upper hand, and couldn't help but get carried away, shaking his head and provoking He Sanshui.

"How about you just called me, you know you're scared, right?"

With an arrogant expression, coupled with his cheap appearance, how to look at it and how to be beaten.

So He Sanshui was not used to him, and reached out and took out an arm-long electric baton from his waist.

"Zizi, zizi."

He Sanshui pressed the switch twice, and the current sound was extremely loud.

"I'll go, it's an inch long and an inch strong."

Zhu Liao was stupid, looked at the small electric shocker the size of a palm in his hand, and then looked at the electric baton that was more than twice as long, and swallowed his saliva twice, "Brother, is it still useful for me to admit my mistake now?" ”

"What do you say?" He Sanshui slammed the electric baton forward.

"Zizizizi."

Zhu Liao didn't have time to speak, and fell directly to the ground.