Chapter 15: Weekly Puppets (2)
After the break, a new round of "Resume Written for the First Time" began. Although WANNA ONE is a rookie boy group that has not debuted for a few days, its performance is very good, the atmosphere continues to be hot, and jokes are frequent. Yin Zhisheng and Yong Shengyou's personal skills competition finally won with Yong Shengyou's Xiqin imitation. Soon came the introduction of Yoon Chan-woo's resume.
"Next is Yoon Chan-woo"
"There's a lot of it here."
"Charm Point"
"(1) Charming men under the year (salt and sweet, women in the year only fall)"
"(2) Sculpting a beautiful man (with a figure with a golden ratio)"
"(3) All-round idol, stage physique (singing or rap are top existences, and all styles of stages can be digested)"
Zheng Hengdun stared at Yin Canyou: "Are there more sister fans among the fans?" β
"I don't know about this, I guess," Yoon Chanwoo replied vaguely.
"When it's Chanwoo Hiong's turn, there will be a lot of female fans cheering in the audience," Park Woo-jin said on the side.
"The kind that can hear the echo," Yong then added, and then with an exaggerated expression and a high-pitched voice feigned shouting:
"They all shouted 'Chanyou', ahh
"Hahahaha"
"Then the first one is barely certified," the host said after laughing.
"The second one we have to prove in practice"
After Zheng Hengdun finished speaking, he took out a set of tape measures and asked Yin Canyou to come out and make a gesture to measure.
"I'm going to be absolutely strict, it has to be millimeter-accurate benchmarks"
"Let's look at the height first," Zheng Hyung-dun straightened the tape measure.
β180.25cmβ
"Wow! It's so precise."
"Next is leg length"
β111.4cmβ
"It's a long time!"
"The rest of the calculations are left to our staff"
The scene was still for a while, everyone's eyes were fixed on the staff who were calculating, and Yoon Chanyou was also a little apprehensive, nervously licking his lips with his tongue.
"The result is 0.61803"
"Yayaa~~"
"Wow wow wow~!"
"It worked!"
Except for the host's unwilling voice, the rest of the members cheered, and Yoon Chanyou was also immediately relieved and high-fived his teammates in celebration.
"And what about the second certification, what about the third charm?" Zheng Hengdun was puzzled after thinking about it, and suddenly stood up and danced like an uncle, "Is this okay?" β
Defconn hurriedly grabbed him, "Don't be ashamed, stop"
Jokes are jokes, and Jung Hyung-dun motioned for the program team to play a few songs for Yoon Chan-woo to show.
Yin Canyou walked to the center and heard the familiar "Please Open", facing the camera, he suddenly changed his originally calm expression, and at the same time, the dance moves were also neatly made, waiting for his own part. He straddled his thighs outward, stroked his hands from the knees to the heels, and his eyes were sharp, recreating the original killing part.
Followed by I.O.I's "Shower", Yoon Chan-woo collected the original aggressive aura, and naturally followed the music to transform into a sad style, and the expression management and aura switching of the two different songs made the members behind him let out an exclamation of "Wow~~".
The music suddenly changed to TWICE's "TT", and Yoon Chan-woo, who heard the prelude, got stuck for the first time and stiffly looked back at the host who was in a state of excitement.
"Women's group dance is also a stage style" Zheng Hengdun didn't give Yin Canyou a chance, so he yelled at him to hurry up and dance, and even his teammates behind him followed suit.
"......" Yoon Chanwoo was a little stiff, but he still made corresponding dance moves according to the music.
βI am like TTβ
βjust like TTβ
"I don't know what I mean"
"It's too much, it's too much!"
Watching Yoon Chan-woo make a "TT" gesture magnificently, and then bend his hands to his chest with "It's too much", the members sitting in the back all fell into a hilarious "hahahahahaha".
After the music ended, Yoon Chan-woo silently returned to his seat.
"Certification" Jung Hyung-don and Defconn both applauded, "It's worthy of God Chanyou!" β
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After Ha Sung-woon performed a sexy dance, the host Jung Hyung-dun began to cast the bait again.
"The motto of sexy is true"
"Come out one, come out"
"Come out with a sexier one than Chengyun," Defconn added.
"My motto is actually sexy"
"I'm sexy even to the bones"
Just when no one came out at the scene, Yong Shengyu came out to dance, and continued to make sexy wave dances, which was certified by Ha Chengyun, and then returned to his seat satisfied.
Jung Hyung-dun caught a glimpse of Yoon Chan-woo, who was clapping, talking serious nonsense.
"Come out!"
"Can't help it"
"Huh? Me? Yin Canyou, who originally just wanted to eat melons quietly, was suddenly cue, caught off guard, and looked confused.
"I've done a lot of thighs, don't you have abs?"
"Take it out and show it up," Defconn continued
"It's an instant thing for you to become like this, please."
"If you have it, you have to take it out, don't waste resources" The two hosts patted their bulging bellies, approached Yin Canyou and said to him, and the helpless Yin Canyou had no choice but to accept it
As soon as the music came out, Yin Canyou's expression immediately changed abruptly, first his body did a few wave warm-ups, and then slowly pulled open the white T-shirt with his hands, revealing his white six-pack abs. But the music didn't stop, and Yoon Chan-woo had to lie down and make a sexy dance move to sweep the floor with the help of the floor, which detonated the audience. As soon as the music ended, he fled back to his seat with the sound of "Wow Wow Wow~" from the supporters and all the members of want to ONE.
Next, Park Ji-hoon's cute and sexy sex appeal shyly refused to show his untrained abdominal muscles to the camera to satisfy the host, and then Park Woo-jin's overly bold 19-forbidden crotch dance made the host panicked and signaled to cut to stop it.
At the end of the first resume, the fried chicken takeaway won by want ONE through random dancing also arrived, and the host was pleasantly surprised to order pig trotters and drinks to the scene, which made the members of want ONE applaud and cheer for them.
After eating, it came to the last link: big room vs small room (the person who eats Hangyu is me, me)
The first duel is a competition to imitate dance, with the release of the first BTS "Blood, Sweat and Tears", the big room sent Park Woo-jin, the small room sent Ha Sung-woon, the two people jumped differently from each other, so that Park Woo-jin grabbed the dominance of the stage, and under his full-fledged aura, Ha Sung-woon withdrew from the center of the stage. Then the second and third songs were "Really Really" by Winner, which is familiar to the hosts, and "Bang Bang Bang" by Bigbang, and all the dancers participated. The next I.O.I's "Very Very Very" and BLACKPINK's "As If It's Your Last" had Park Woo-jin in the big room and Lee Dae-hui in the small room start a girl group dance showdown and grab the C spot on the stage. Then Gfriend's "Me Gustas Tu" made Yoon Ji-sung attack the C position for the first time, although he couldn't dance halfway through, so he choreographed his own dance to seize the stage.
When TWICE's "Signal" was released, Yoon Chan-woo, who was originally just listening to music and making moves in the small room team, was pulled out by Lee Dae-hui to dance together.
"TWICE, hey!" Li Dahui confessed.
Yin Canyou had no choice but to dance along, but he didn't remember the dance moves very well, so he was half a step behind Li Dahui to imitate his movements. The next song is "TT" by TWICE, which Yoon Chan-woo just skipped in the initial resume writing session.
"He's very good at this."
"It's easy"
"Chanwoo Hiong, come on!"
The members of want to ONE praised Lee Dae-hui's dance and did not hesitate to say words of encouragement to Yoon Chan-woo.
In the end, all the members of I.O.I's "Pick Me" participated, and ended the first duel with the victory of the small room.
"Daiki, are you ready to make your debut in a girl group?" Defconn teased Li Dahui and said.
"It's not"
"I've practiced with Chanwoo, Hiong, and twice seniors," Lee Dae-hui replied.
"But Chanwoo doesn't seem to be as good as you," and then Jung Hyung-dun teased Yoon Chan-woo.
"Chanwoo Hiong is finished," Lee Dae-hui gloated to the bitter Yoon Chan-woo.
"What's wrong?" Zheng Hengdun asked Li Dahui curiously.
"I'm definitely going to call and question it"
Li Dahui stabbed Yin Canyou hard, making him look desperate, and he felt that he would receive calls from Lin Nalian and Yu Dingyan and others soon after the show was broadcast.
"Please! Please cut out my part! β
"Hahaha"
Yoon Chan-woo looked at the camera expectantly, and made a "click" editing action compared to scissor hands, which caused a burst of laughter from the audience.
"Moh? twice? Are Chanwoo and twice very close? β
"Chanwoo Hiong and TWICE's seniors were known for having a good relationship among the trainees," Lee Dae-hui added.
"Oh? Who are they? Or are they all of them? Zheng Hengdun asked out of the effect of the show, or just out of curiosity.
"Because it's a relationship that has been practiced together for a long time"
"So the feelings for each other are okay"
Yin Canyou will definitely not reveal that he has a good relationship with a specific person, so he will explain it in a vague way for the sake of unnecessary scandals.
"Do you have a contact information?"
"Uh... Yes"
"Wow~~~"
"Ah~~, I didn't expect Chanwoo's popularity to be so good!"
"It's a happy thing to be scolded by a beautiful woman!"
Jung Hyung-dun and Defconn sang and said to Yoon Chan-woo with envy, and Yoon Chan-woo could only stroke his forehead and smile bitterly.
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In the second matchup that followed, the big room pair won by a narrow margin of two seconds, and the small room team lost. The winner was a 1:1 draw, and everyone agreed to decide the winner with rock-paper-scissors in one game, the big room team sent the black hole Huang Minxuan, and the small room team sent the captain Yin Jisheng. As expected, in the end, the small room team won and won the Hanwoo alone.
"That's the end of today's summer vacation special with WANNA ONE"
"Thank you for trying your best to the end for a long time"
"What do you think?" Jung Hyung-don said his closing remarks and asked Yoon Chan-woo.
"It's an honor that this is the first time we have collectively starred in a variety show since our debut"
"Every time we release an album in the future, it would be good to be the first to come here"
"In the future, we will not be timid to appear in other variety shows, and we will try our best to shoot happily," Yoon Chanyou replied to the camera with a smile.
"I'm going to be a DJ in the future, I'm really good at talking."
"And then to prove that you've been here, we've prepared a small gift."
"Wow wow wow~!"
"We really need it!"
"Kangsang Amida!"
want to One was pleasantly surprised to see the exclusive travel pillow for "Idol of the Week" sent by the staff, and they were all pleasantly surprised.
"I'll give you a big gift next time"
"The above is want to ONE~!"
With the host's closing remarks, want to One's variety show debut also came to an end.