Chapter 45 Before Lao Tzu got married, a son suddenly appeared and he wanted to rub the car, what should I do?
"This figure, this money, Zhen Nima envies, no wonder there are stallion deeds in myths and legends."
"I feel that the little brother and sister at the scene are deliberate and blatantly take advantage."
"If this is the true God, are you not afraid of water like this?"
"I'm afraid of wool, and I have the ability to me along the network cable."
"Little brother, you take it easy, it is rumored that the transcendents on the network side will be able to clean you up along the network cable. Don't talk about such gods. ”
"I can't afford to mess with it! Can't afford to mess with it! ”
"I'd better watch silently."
"I'm not going to keyboard today, anyway."
......
The barrage never stopped, but most of the speeches did not pay much respect.
Accustomed to keyboard warriors for decades, few people realize what it means.
If you are aware, you will not speak casually.
The stunned priest awoke in Jehovah's second question.
Looking at the red-fruited, slightly floating Yahweh, he quickly took off his priest's robe, knelt before the LORD, raised his clothes with both hands, his eyes were burning, and he said almost reverently:
"Lord!"
The language is agitated, religious, crazy, obsessed, very complex emotions.
The bewildered Jehovah was stunned, looked at the priest's garment, looked up at the crowd, and then looked down at himself.
He frowned slightly, and appeared on himself in a slightly different outfit than the priest.
Obscuring the charming spring light that has been exposed.
At this time, the priest's mood was slightly controlled, and he spoke reverently and fervently: "Lord, are you back?" ”
Jehovah was just about to reply and conclude the performance.
His brows furrowed abruptly, and he looked up.
The live ball was even sharper, and at this time the picture of the sky had been shown outside the church.
Outside the church, the golden light array that had disappeared reappeared.
This time, though, instead of gold, it's pitch black.
It was as if they were the shadows of the light array just now, but now they appeared, and the shadow and the original light array seemed to have a time delay.
The pitch-black light array was exactly the same as Chester's previous appearance, and even the steps of its appearance were exactly the same.
As Yahweh looked up, the array of light had been carved and a black line was projected.
Yahweh, that is, Yang Zheng, frowned at the moment, and he could be sure that this was not a script he had arranged.
The black light flew fast, under the gaze of the Lord, not far in front of him.
At that moment, a black shadow erupted from the feet of the Lord, between the legs of his own figure.
This was originally a very secret scene, but it was caught by the live broadcast ball.
Because Jehovah had put on the priest's robes, he could see only the black shadow coming out of the two shadows of the Lord on the earth.
I can't see where exactly it is squirting from, but it is just like this, which makes people even more confused.
Yang Zheng was stunned at this moment, looking at all this.
After two hundred years of acting career, he almost couldn't hold back, and he exploded directly.
What did he see?
Don't tell me, it's what I thought, his own shadow, suddenly what's wrong?
Because of being intelligently captured by the live broadcast ball, the curtain barrage area of the sky exploded unprecedentedly at this moment, and Yang Zheng felt for the first time that he should not use a high-end product like the live broadcast ball as the cornerstone.
"Haha, no, I can't help it."
"What did I see, my eyes were spicy."
"It's over, it's been sealed for thousands of years, and there is something wrong with the widow's shadow."
"Oh mom, what's wrong with the shadow, the shadow needs to relax too."
"I'm laughing to death, such a sacred scene, what should I do if the shadow steals the scene, I'm so panicked."
"It's worthy of a god, I have amnesia, and the shadow doesn't forget to steal the show."
"Be careful! Ha ha...... No, I'll laugh first. ”
......
The barrage area of the sky, because of the live broadcast ball capture screen, fell directly.
Yang Zheng can be said to have used all his strength to not let himself explode.
The black shadow flew directly into the black figure that was being outlined, and then a flicker, the figure outlined by the black light disappeared, and a man appeared in place.
The man, who is also white, bears a five-point resemblance to Jehovah and is capable of turning people upside down at a glance, though not as perfect as Jehovah.
Similarly, there is a pair of wings on its back, but it is pitch black.
When the man appeared, he smiled and said, "Father, it's a pleasure to see you again." ”
"You are?" Yang Zheng asked suspiciously.
He's pretty sure that's not what he's played?
And, do I know you?
This casually pops up to recognize the old father, I don't have a cheap son as big as you.
Lao Tzu has never been married for more than 200 years, where is there such a big cheap son as you.
The man was stunned, and then laughed: "Haha, father, did you exchange your memories for our survival?"
Ha ha......
Who am I?
I'm Lucifer Stellar."
Lucifer? You change Lao Tzu's script on the spot, just change the lines casually, add characters and characters, and change Lao Tzu's character design.
Have you asked me about this screenwriter + starring + director?
This Nima, someone dares to hitchhike with Lao Tzu!
Yang Zheng reacted instantly, more than two hundred years in the previous life, tens of thousands of years in the heavens.
He collected almost all the transcendent information he could know, as well as all the works of the writer.
In reality, there is not a single original mythical creature in the cliff.
Don't talk about Lucifer, the Jade Emperor, Taishang Laojun doesn't have reality.
Well, this Lucifer who suddenly appeared, you don't have to guess to know that someone is hitching a ride on him.
The fundamental promotion of three stars to four stars is the need for a ceremony, a ceremony that is known, recognized, remembered, and sung by a certain number of people.
There is also the promotion of six stars to seven stars, which requires a strange ritual.
Normally, he used the power of faith, and he didn't dare to take a ride at will if he had a little knowledge.
This is also the reason why Yang Zheng dared to make this move, he has eight points, uh, and now he still has five points of faith in hand, to a certain extent, he is not afraid of most people.
At least, before someone in the main world advanced to the nine-star contact faith, even if he couldn't beat it, it would still be no problem to run away.
Unexpectedly, under such a strong situation, there were still people to join him on the stage.
So much so that I sang with him.
Although it did not happen in previous lives, it is not uncommon to have chaotic rituals in previous lives.
Which big guy is this guy who reacts so quickly? After only singing for a few minutes, he reacted and came to rub his car?
No, it doesn't matter if it's a promotion ceremony for a few stars.
Rituals can be varied and messy, but there is only one thing that cannot be changed.
The ritual must have its original name, which is also the real name of the god in the future, and using Lucifer is completely inconsistent with the ceremony.
Yang Zheng was a little confused at this moment.
Others are not like him, if he gives up one person, he will have one more name than his real name.
Therefore, in the previous life, there were many grand ceremonies, but there was no one like him who pretended to be a god.
Because, the root of this ritual is to be remembered by the world for your miracle.
This is the beginning of faith, the initial starting point.