Chapter Forty-Four: The Simple Citizens of Gotham Don't Know the Sinister of People's Hearts
Cold, shaky...... Sorry, but it's a string.
But Lin Yu's feeling is indeed like this.
The cold came from the raindrops falling from the sky, and the shaking came from the light rail beside me, and a tram drove by, making a rumbling sound.
Lin Yu raised his head to look at the cloudy sky, and then closed his eyes.
It's not that he's pretending, it's that he's receiving the information coming out of his brain.
This is the identity of "he" in this world.
"Well, in terms of identity, it's still about the same, it's this one who was sent to the Gotham IRS...... Wait, Gotham? ”
Lin Yu originally planned to open the system interface to see which world he had come to, but now, he knew it directly from his memory.
"The folk customs are simple and simple in Gotham City, and the people are outstanding Arkham......" Lin Yu slowly opened his eyes, and a trace of excitement flashed in his eyes.
"Master, I'm here (to collect taxes)!"
So, Lin Yu took a step and prepared to leave.
"Don't move!"
A rustic Gotham citizen jumped out with a rusty revolver in his hand.
"Give me all your money!"
“…… Are you sure? Lin Yu was not surprised at all, stopped in place and looked at him, and said sincerely, "My suggestion is that you turn around and leave now, because I am about to do something and I don't plan to waste time here." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, quickly take out all the money you have on me!" The simple Gotham citizen was stunned for a moment, and waved the gun in his hand, "Hurry up, I know that a guy like you must have money, I have no place to sleep, I can't even afford to eat, is it difficult to give me the money?" ”
"As for the fact that you have nowhere to sleep, you can't even afford to eat, and yet you still have a gun in your hand, all I can say is that it's really American." Lin Yu sighed and took out his wallet from the lining of his windbreaker, "How much are you going to want?" ”
“…… Give as much as you want, give it all to me! The simple Gotham citizen's eyes turned red when he saw the thick dozen green bills in the wallet that Lin Yu took out.
"Are you sure?" Lin Yu asked, but without waiting for the other party's answer, he directly took out all the money in his wallet and handed it to him, "Well, this is all the cash on me, and it's only about $5,000 in total." ”
"......" The simple Gotham citizen didn't know how to respond to Lin Yu's words for a while, and it was the first time he had met someone who was so cooperative...... With him, there is always a feeling of panic, as if something bad is about to happen.
However, when he saw the large pile of thick super tickets handed over by Lin Yu, the simple Gotham citizen lost his mind for a moment, and directly snatched the money from Lin Yu's hands.
"For your sake...... ! "The simple citizen of Gotham, snatched the money, and then went backwards to leave.
But he was stopped by Lin Yu.
"Wait!"
"What?!" The simple citizen of Gotham stopped, his heart tightened, and the gun in his hand was tightly grasped.
"Did you pay your taxes?" Lin Yu asked him.
“…… What? The simple citizens of Gotham were stunned.
"You just snatched five thousand dollars from me, this is a robbery, it is an illegal act, and you need to pay taxes," Lin Yu patiently explained to him.
"Because you used a firearm threat in this violation, it is a high-threat violation, and you need to collect the highest percentage of taxes, as well as fines and penalties, as well as threats to law enforcement officers, etc., after the punishment for several crimes, ......"
Lin Yu calculated and told him gently.
"You need to pay 132.54% of the tax fee for your illegal act this time, are you going to pay in cash or by card?"
"By the way, introduce yourself." Lin Yu took out a document from the pocket of the trench coat and displayed it in front of the simple Gotham citizens.
"I'm the IRS Criminal Investigation Division's Operations Director and Operations Commissioner, Lin Yu, and although I haven't officially reported to the Gotham IRS, I already have enforcement powers...... So, my actions are completely legal, and if you have questions about the tax percentage, you can go to the Gotham IRS to apply for an administrative review. ”
The simple citizens of Gotham were stunned.
This is...... What's the situation?
He understands the truth, and the whole thing is also his own experience, but the question is why this person can make him pay more money after giving him money?
What the hell is this?!
Lin Yu just smiled indifferently, looked at him, and thought to himself, the citizens of Gotham are still too simple and don't understand the sinister nature of people's hearts at all.
"What nonsense are you talking about, I have a gun in my hand, a gun!" The simple citizen of Gotham felt that he still had an advantage, and although he had no place to sleep, no food, and no clothes that could be three-dimensional, he had a gun in his hand!
"I understand that I have added this part to the tax rate levied on you, don't worry."
Lin Yu said that he should not question his professionalism, and at the same time felt that the citizens of Gotham were really simple, and even worried that he did not raise the fine to the maximum.
"You Mazefak...... "How have the simple citizens of Gotham experienced such a battle? Completely unable to understand Lin Yu's brain circuit, he cursed angrily and prepared to shoot.
"Bang!"
A gunshot rang out.
The revolver in the hands of the simple citizens of Gotham is gone.
Lin Yu calmly inserted the gun in his hand back into his waist, and then said seriously: "Since you shoot, the nature of the matter has completely changed, and now, the proportion of taxes levied on you needs to be increased to 235.4%, and it needs to be divided by 10 months of imprisonment and labor reform......"
"You...... You can't do this! Someone behind me! My boss is Falconi! ”
Even if the simple Gotham citizen was simple, he realized that something was wrong at this time, he didn't even see Lin Yu's action of shooting, and the gun in his hand was directly knocked out!
"Oh? Who is Falcone? Lin Yu asked.
Lin Yu just felt that the name was familiar, but he didn't have any impression - his understanding of DC was that he had seen a few big movies.
"You don't know Falcone, he's the biggest boss in Gotham! That's what I did under his gang! The simple citizen of Gotham said with a clear sense of restraint.
"And then there's nowhere to eat, nowhere to sleep?" Lin Yu asked rhetorically.
The simple citizens of Gotham were a little speechless for a moment, and they were stumped.
"Okay, since you've said so......" Lin Yu sighed.
The tension in the hearts of the simple Gotham citizens turned into surprise in an instant, and he knew that his excuse was absolutely useful, Falcone was the biggest gang boss in Gotham City, even the police and judges could not do anything about him!
Even the IRS!
"Then I can only go and see it, after all, listening to you say this, they seem to be very strong, and such a strong gangster, generally...... They don't like to pay taxes. Lin Yu's next sentence came out.
The simple citizen of Gotham looked up, his eyes full of horror and disbelief.
In his eyes, Lin Yu, who was opposite, was showing a demonic smile.
"Although it has not been officially reported yet, there is still a need to do the work of the job...... You're right? ”
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