"it!"

Zao Wou-Ki let out a loud shout, and his loud voice echoed through the entire building.

Meat on the face and meat on the stomach!

The whole body is covered with meat, and the fat accumulates layer after layer.

The white T-shirt on his body is quite loose, at this time, it is like a vacuum-packed food plastic bag, and it can't squeeze a trace of air into it.

"This TM is the golden ratio body?"

"Is there a financial crisis? Gold swells like this? ”

If Zao Wou-ki's original figure was fat, then now the words fat and round must be added.

Bang!

Office mahogany bookcase.

The fine Zen porcelain fell and turned into fragments.

"Damn the schoolboy dragon! I must expose you to the public, let you enter the field of vision of the relevant departments, and cut you into pieces for study. ”

Zao Wou-Ki gritted his teeth.

There has been no change in his height, and his weight has increased by at least 50KG.

The boring life finally has a goal, that is: lose weight!

Hesitated for a moment.

Zao Wou-Ki ran out of the office and ran directly to the equipment room on the floor.

"Have you seen that? A meatball ran out of Mr. Zhao's office? ”

"What? Have it? Then I saw a white shadow. ”

Zao Wou-Ki turned on the computer in the equipment room, found the monitoring of the president's office, and fast-forwarded to the corresponding time slot to watch.

"Great! It's all recorded! ”

From the appearance of the black dragon to the disappearance of the black dragon, the video is completely recorded.

Zao Wou-Ki copied the complete video and walked out of the equipment room very domineeringly.

"Ahem."

"Who said I was a meatball? I don't have to go to work tomorrow! ”

The female secretary looked at the round object in front of her, and said with some uncertainty: "You are Mr. Zhao?" ”

I didn't see it for half an hour, but I ...... Inflated!

That's right, it's inflation.

It can't be said to be swollen, because there is not a single scar on the body.

"Stop what you're doing and watch this video."

Zao Wou-Ki inserted the USB flash drive in his hand into the projector and played the copied surveillance video.

"Ah, don't ...... Mr. Zhao, people are still at work. ”

"Come on! What does it matter? This office is made of the best soundproofing materials. ”

The atmosphere was awkward.

The female secretary's pretty face quickly turned red.

"Ahem!"

Zao Wou-Ki coughed twice and quickly jumped to the screen.

"A little mistake, but that's not the point, watch what happens next."

That's not the point?

All the male employees turned their heads one after another, revealing a critical look, and watched with the corner of their eye.

However, for the next five minutes of the surveillance video, Zao Wou-Ki was talking to himself alone, and by four and a half minutes, his body seemed to be inflated, and his body instantly became rounded.

"Shhh

Everyone gasped, this was really terrifying.

"Properly return the supernatural event, do you really want to revive the aura, Mr. Zhao, what kind of ability have you awakened?"

"Mr. Zhao, I apply for resignation."

"It's scary! It takes people to lose two pounds in three months, and if they come like this, they can't lose weight to seventy or eighty. ”

Zao Wou-Ki couldn't help but frown when he saw everyone's reactions.

"Didn't you see anything?"

"See what?"

"Yes! You shouldn't be able to see it, and I couldn't see it at first. ”

Zao Wou-Ki suddenly came to his senses, returned to the office on his own, and clicked on the post on the XX forum.

This time, there was a different discovery.

The picture attached to the end of the post, called the Elementary School Dragon, did have a dragon flying in the air, but when he first looked at it, he didn't notice anything.

Is this a characteristic of dragons?

People who have not summoned dragons cannot discover the existence of dragons.

"Others can't see it? How else is this exposed? ”

Zao Wou-Ki hesitated for a moment and wrote a reply directly.

Throw plenty of dirt and some will be sure to stick.

Not to mention what really happened.

"The schoolboy dragon sounds absurd, but it's a real thing."

"I have surveillance video as proof, and at the same time, I hope that friends who have the same experience will come here to report and give the public the truth."

Zao Wou-Ki sent the video, of course, only a cut version of the five-minute length.

Just half an hour.

The comment section of the post exploded directly!

"Flicker, flicker, flicker, and form a group to flicker."

"I thought it was a supernatural event, but I didn't expect it to be a funny video."

"I'm laughing to death!"

"I wish to have a golden ratio body, the domineering kind. This figure is really domineering enough, walking on the road, then there are other people's ways to walk? ”

"My family runs a pig farm, take the liberty of asking, do you sell your feed formula?"

Who are these people?

The facts are in front of you, why don't you believe it!

The more he looked, the darker Zao's face became.

"Landlord! You came out and said something! I'm here to prove it. ”

"Teacher, there really isn't any elementary school student dragon, those math test papers are all done by myself."

"I'm not your teacher, don't believe you look at my nickname."

"The nickname can be changed, I have used this trick, although it has not been successful. Teacher, it's useless, no matter how you cover it up, it's as conspicuous as fireflies in the night sky. ”

Zao Wou-Ki: "......"

Jiangcheng, in the sky.

The dragon's length was restored to two meters.

Li Sai sensed the dragon ball in his body, and the value of the corner of his eye became: 1 gold, 16 silver, and 60 bronze.

The stats have finally exceeded 1 gold.

However, the situation is still not optimistic, and it is inevitable that you will break into ghosts after walking too much at night.

Belch......

Speaking of which, he looks like a ghost.

The hundred-meter-long green dragon was actually killed by the pit, and his small body with a length of only two meters can withstand a few people's pits?

"Media!"

"The summoning medium must be retracted!"

Li Xian spat out a dragon ball from his mouth and sensed the presence of the summoning medium.

South-East direction!

There is no range out of the river city.

Li Sai flew in the air for about half an hour, and in a brightly colored hut, he successfully found the summoning medium.

A fountain pen!

A fountain pen of the same style as Chubbydun.

Could it be ...... What is the law of the transfer of the summoning medium?

No matter!

Take back the summoning medium first.

Li Sai flew in through the window of the room and grabbed the pen on the table.

"Little Sizzle!"

Li Xian wrote down the sign of the fountain pen and said, "The dragon of elementary school students who exist in the underworld, please follow my call and show up and help me complete my homework!" ””

"Boom!"

The pen instantly ignited a red flame and turned into a pile of black powder and fell.

"Take it back!"

Li Sai spat out the dragon ball again.

This time the medium was not sensed, and there were two marks in the Dragon Ball.

Li Xian hesitated.

Take out a copper coin and put it on the table, which is considered to compensate for the loss of this fountain pen.