Chapter Seventy-One: Batman Turns Red
Klein fell straight to the ground, and a stream of colorless gas erupted with the button he pressed before he fell, Lin Yu quickly took out a gas mask and put it on, and the dog ......
The dog sneezed, and his expression seemed slightly unhappy, but he didn't look uncomfortable.
It's normal, after all, it's Thor, the god of thunder, or a character in a funny movie, King Kong's incorruptible body is a basic operation, right?
Lin Yu came to Klein's side, checked it, and then turned his head to look at the dog who came over curiously.
"You electrocuted people all at once."
"Huh, O_O?" The dog was shocked.
"It's okay, this person should have died anyway, you are my dog now, and you belong to the law enforcement team.
In the course of law enforcement, it is not a big problem to encounter criminals who resist fiercely and use lethal force to ensure their own safety...... Next time, just remember to be a little more restrained, and don't accidentally kill the valuable goals. ”
Lin Yu comforted the dog, thinking that he was not a funny comic or a funny movie here, and if the current was enough, it would really kill people!
"Whew!" ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ The dog nodded repeatedly.
"But, in order to give you a long memory, the high-quality dog food is gone." Lin Yu said.
"Whew! (▼Dish▼#)"
"Okay, for the sake of your efforts, add dinner in the evening."
"Woohoo! 〈( ̄) ̄)〈"The dog feels that his efforts have paid off for his own benefits, and he is satisfied.
"Jingle bell!"
The phone rang.
Lin Yu picked up the phone: "Moses Moses?" ”
“…… あなたは誰ですか? The person on the other end of the phone was silent and asked.
"What kind of bird language, I don't understand, hang up!" Lin Yu hung up the phone with his backhand.
In these days, a rake is a basic operation, but it must be mastered well.
Probably hadn't had much contact with Lin Yu's operation, and the person on the other side of the phone was stunned for a while, and then called again.
"คุณกําลังมองหาใคร (Who are you looking for)." Lin Yu picked up the phone and asked.
“…… Who are you? The person on the other side of the phone was silent again, and recently decided to ignore Lin Yu's words and asked directly in English.
"It turns out that you know English, so let's use it earlier, what kind of nonsense are you saying, really." Lin Yu "suddenly realized", but still didn't intend to answer his question, "Who I am and what does it have to do with you?" ”
"Then you must be Lin Yu."
"You guessed wrong." Lin Yu's face was solemn, and he said in a low and hoarse voice, "I'm Batman." ”
Lin Yu's false voice skills are good, and this sentence is really similar to what Bruce said with a voice changer.
“…… No matter who you really are, I'm going to find you and make you pay your due. The man on the other end of the phone threatened.
"What? You're threatening a law enforcement officer? Isn't it too much to pay taxes? No, did you pay your taxes? Lin Yu said angrily.
"You still say you're Batman?"
"As Batman, is there anything wrong with me joining the IRS to get enforcement powers?" Lin Yu lowered his voice again, and just after speaking, he was stunned for a moment, and then took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Bruce.
I really have to thank this call, if it weren't for this call, Lin Yu would have even forgotten that he could still do this-
Batman is now Davaris, and having a legal law enforcement status is obviously a good fit for his actions, and can make his actions reasonable.
The police are not good, and there are various requirements for the police, such as uniforms, law enforcement procedures, etc...... But the IRS doesn't!
It also brings in taxes, it's perfect!
"Wow!" The dog jumped onto the table and looked curiously at the microphone in Lin Yu's hand.
"You want to line up too? Then let you come. Lin Yu handed the microphone to the dog.
The dog stood up decently, took the microphone and put it to his ear, at this time its paws changed into the shape of a hand again, from a dog to a kobold, and then pressed the blue button on his chest: "I am Thor, the god of thunder!" ”
“…… Who are you? The person on the other side of the phone was a little confused by the continuous dialogue of not playing cards according to the routine, "What are your plans?" ”
"For the glory of the gods of the north!" The dog taps the white button.
"Crazy?"
"Woohoo! (╬◣д◢)" The dog scolded.
"Sure enough, it's a madman......" The person on the other side of the phone suddenly realized.
"Whew! (╬ ̄dish ̄)"
The dog bit the microphone in one bite, and then looked at Lin Yu, "Woo...... Wang ("▼ dish ▼)! ”
"Okay, I see, he'll be at your disposal when the time comes." Lin Yu waved his hand, extremely generous.
Now that the wire alignment tool had been destroyed, Lin Yu didn't linger any longer, and searched Arkham with his dog, and finally found some people in the water room who were still pouring some unknown transparent liquid into the water supply pipe, thinking that the liquid was a condensed version of "fear gas".
So Lin Yu first let the dog vent his anger, and he called to shake people.
Batman soon arrives in Arkham.
"What do you mean by that I join the IRS?" Batman looked at the pipes that had obviously been vandalized, the buckets of liquid that were lying next to them, and the thugs who were lying around staggering, "What are these?" ”
"Some kind of harmful chemical." Lin Yu talked about the benefits of joining the IRS and Klein, "I don't know how much they have poured into it, the effect is to make people afraid, this substance seems to only work by inhalation." ”
"Okay, I can join." Bruce thought for a moment and agreed, "I'll go to the office and search, there should be records of relevant parties, about this organization......"
Lin Yu nodded and asked the dog to take Bruce forward, and then it didn't take long to see the dog running all the way over, and Bruce was nowhere to be seen.
For some reason, Lin Yu suddenly had a bad premonition.
As soon as Hawkeye's vision opened, Batman, who had not yet run far, appeared in the field of vision, and the most noteworthy point was that he turned red.
Literally reddened.
"Alfred, help me! Lin Yu...... He wants to hurt me! "Batman stumbled around the roof with a rope gun, and he still had some mobility because he didn't inhale much, but he already felt the hallucinations start to affect his brain.
Lin Yu: "??? ”
"You didn't tell him there was still fear gas left in the room?" Lin Yu looked down at the dog.
"Huh? (꒪⌓꒪)" The dog looked confused, and the blue and white button snapped it, "I am Thor, the god of thunder, for the glory of the god of the north." ”
"Can't you write? Your evening snack is gone! Lin Yu said.
!!! ∑(゚Д゚ノ)ノ
The dog was shocked.
You're a real dog!