The first 115th round, A leopard beats the side drum, and Huang San deceives and lights the lamp
Let's say that Huang Shiren, a slut, and Lu Jian pretended to be a quasi-Daoist to do a vote for the Burning Lamp Daoist, and after singing with a white face, he began to sing with a red face, wearing a fiery red scratching robe, and dangled all the way up the mountain.
Before he reached the mountainside, he heard someone calling his eldest brother behind him and bumped into him.
Huang Shiren was startled, thinking that who the hell would knock on his stuffy stick, and he was going to knock it over when he pulled out the wind and thunder stick.
"Big brother, me!" The man was also startled, and quickly stopped, with a smile on his face.
A Taoist with goatee triangular eyes and sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, riding a black tiger and a thunder whip on his waist, who else could there be if it wasn't that Shen Gong Leopard?
"Oh, it turned out to be a virtuous brother!" Huang Shiren saw Shen Gongbao, put away the wind and thunder stick, opened his arms, and hugged the past.
"Brother Xian, I want to die!"
"Big brother, I miss you too!"
The two sluts hugged each other halfway up the mountainside, the same obscenity, the general shamelessness, which made people shudder to watch.
This Shen Gongbao, since the last time he and Huang Shiren met and became brothers, the two have never met again. Shen Gongbao listened to Huang Shiren's words, went undercover in West Kunlun, and passed the news to Lao Huang from time to time, this product was originally a smart guy, changed his previous appearance, was polite to Jiang Ziya, and was also respectful to the twelve immortals of the Interpretation, and the sycophants made the people feel that this product was reborn, and their natural impression of him was better, and now it is better to say that the son is better.
"Brother Xian, why did you run to Vulture Mountain?" the two sluts politely asked, Huang Shiren.
Shen Gongbao smiled: "Big brother asked, I don't have anything to do in West Kunlun now, among so many people in the sect, the deputy sect leader treats me well, so when I have nothing to do, I come over to hang out." β
"I think you're here to learn the Tao of lighting the lamp, right?" Shen Gongbao's flowery intestines, how could Huang Shiren not see it.
"Hey, hey, hey. Shen Gongbao laughed evilly, acquiesced, and said: "Big brother, you are not happy in Dongtu, why did you run to Vulture Mountain?"
Looking at Huang Shiren, Shen Gongbao really admired it to death. Think about it, the last time I saw him, his cultivation was really embarrassing, but now, not only has he become a Da Luo True Immortal, but the news of his founding of Taoism has now spread all over the fairy world, and with such good luck, while making Shen Gong Leopard's eyes hot, he is also secretly glad that he worshiped such a big brother back then.
Huang Shiren sighed and said, "Aren't you running for your life?" β
"Escape?" Shen Gongbao was stunned.
"Now that I have established a religion, I have become a street rat that everyone shouts and beats, and the east soil is about to be unable to mix, so I ran to the west, on the one hand, to hide for a while, and secondly, I also want to find a fairy mountain as the general altar of Taoism. Huang Shiren smiled.
"Oh, I see. Shen Gongbao was smart, and hurriedly said, "Isn't the eldest brother taking a fancy to this Vulture Mountain?"
"This mountain is called Vulture Mountain?" Huang Shiren pretended to be surprised.
"Not bad. Shen Gongbao nodded and said, "If the eldest brother takes a fancy to this mountain, it is unlikely, this is the cave of the Burning Lamp Daoist." β
"I see! It's a pity, it's a pity. Huang Shiren slapped his thigh, made an infinite regretful look, and said: "It's okay, I have great admiration for the predecessors of the lamp, since I came, why don't you visit and drink a drink?"
"Big brother said well, follow me!" Shen Gongbao was also happy to see that Huang Shiren intended to make friends with the people of the Burning Lamp Dao.
Shen Gong leopard head in front of the road, Huang Shiren behind, the time is not big, came to Yuanjue Cave.
Seeing a mess outside the cave, Shen Gongbao was greatly surprised, and called twice, but no one answered.
"What's wrong?Teacher, how does this cave house look like it has been robbed!?" Shen Gongbao was puzzled, and the two entered the cave, only to see the lantern man sitting on the futon, sighing for a long time, the severed arm had just recovered, and his face was pale.
"Teacher, what's going on?" asked Shen Gongbao hurriedly.
The lantern man raised his head and saw Shen Gongbao, sighed to himself, and saw Huang Shiren standing behind Shen Gongbao, and couldn't help but be stunned.
"Ah Leopard, who is this?" said the lantern.
"Oh, teacher, this is my eldest brother, Lu Zhuan's senior disciple, and now it is the Taoist leader Huang Shiren Huang Santaiye. "Shen Gongbao and Burning the Lamp Daoist wore a pair of pants in the teachings, and they were not afraid of the Burning Lamp knowing their relationship with Huang Shiren.
"You are that Huang Shiren!?" The lantern man looked at Huang Shiren, his eyes lit up.
This thing has set up a sect, which has caused the immortal world to shake, and countless people don't know what the Dao Ancestor of Zixiao Palace wants to do, and they have been guessing, it is really a chicken and a dog.
"Huang Shiren greets the predecessors of the lantern!" Huang Shiren respectfully gave the lantern a salute, which made the lantern very useful.
Take a look at Huang Shiren in front of him, and then think about himself, it's really depressing to light the lamp. This little demon has only been practicing for less than a thousand years, and he has established a religion for the first time, and himself, who has practiced for hundreds of millions of years, is about the same age as Sanqing, and he is a nominal deputy sect leader, and he is bullied by others all the time!
It's really a heaven, an underground, you damn it, the way of heaven is really unfair!
The people who had just been hacked by "Zhun Ti" really got angrier and angrier the more they thought about it.
"Teacher, what's going on with your cave?" Shen Gongbao sat down and asked in a low voice.
Although he never worshipped Randen as a teacher, he also learned a lot of Taoism from Randen, so he was commensurate with his teacher. Shen Gongbao was not welcomed in West Kunlun, only Randen took good care of him, so he was very grateful to Randeng.
Randen sighed, not ashamed, and told the story that "Zhun Ti" came to threaten him to join the Western Sect and cut off his arm.
After hearing this, Shen Gongbao only screamed angrily.
"What a quasi-mention! What a bullying Western sect! Teacher, you and I will go back to West Kunlun and report this matter to the sect leader, and let the sect leader come out to vent your anger!" Shen Gongbao was so angry that his eyes became cross-eyed.
". The Burning Lamp Daoist shook his head and said, "Yuan Shi that goods, I wish I was unlucky, if he didn't help me mention this matter, I would burn high incense! Now that the Interpretation Sect and the Western Sect are in a hot fight, how can they offend them for me?"
According to your qualifications, your old man is also the same generation as Sanqing and Na Zhun, why is your life so miserable now!?" Huang Shiren is also fanning the flames next to him, and the people who are lighting the lamp are getting more and more angry.
"Teacher, are you being bullied like this?" shouted Shen Gongbao.
"What can that be?" said the lamp was grim-faced.
Huang Shiren laughed evilly over there: "Burning the lamp senior, I have heard about your reputation from the master a long time ago, your old man's surname is Ge Dunhou, your cultivation is very high, and you are the first righteous gentleman in the world, how can you be bullied like this by those villains! I Huang Shiren can't get used to it, if I change to me, my cultivation is not enough, and I will definitely not let people bully you like this! This face is earned by yourself! If you swallow your anger like this, no one will look down on you more and more in the future." β
"What the eldest brother said is! This matter can't be said to be good!" Shen Gongbao nodded, looked at the lamp, and then at Huang Shiren, and suddenly laughed.
"What are you laughing at?" he laughed at him a little confused.
Shen Gongbao pointed at Huang Shiren and said: "Master, the eldest brother is a disciple of Lu Press's seniors, and Lu Press's seniors are masters, presumably even the quasi-Daoist can't afford to offend, so it's better to let the eldest brother move to Lu Press's seniors and talk to the sluts in the West, maybe things will take a turn for the better." β
"This ......" When the lantern burner heard this, his heart was also moved.
Shen Gongbao said very reasonably, if Lu Pressure came forward, it should not be a problem. But I am not familiar with others, and secondly, I let myself be a dignified deputy sect leader to ask for someone, and the person who burns the lamp is really unable to open his mouth.
"That's no problem!" Huang Shiren smiled.
These words made Ran Deng very happy, and his impression of Huang Shiren suddenly improved.
"Then thank you, Brother Shiren. "Lighting the lamp has the heart to ask for people,
simply surrendered his identity, and called out Brother Huang Shiren with a red face.
"My brother is really polite. "Damn, if you call me brother, then I will call you brother, I won't suffer!
Huang Shiren said with a smile: "My brother is one of the few masters I admire the most, and it is my blessing to be able to help." After speaking, he frowned again: "But brother, if it was before, my master should be fine, but now I'm afraid it won't work." β
"Why can't it be?" Lighting the lamp became anxious.
"Well, it's all to blame. Huang Shiren locked up the tiger and wolf and knocked himself and Zhun Ti to the death, and Lu Jian came to help, so he and Zhun Ti had a big feud again, and the people who lit the lamp were also depressed.
If people are unlucky, they really stuff their teeth when they drink cold water, and they can hit their heels when they fart!
"How is this good?" When Shen Gongbao heard this, he also felt that there was no way out of this matter.
Before the words fell, Huang Shiren smiled and said, "Old brother, let me ask you, as long as you are not allowed to join the Western Sect, as long as you can keep your cave mansion, can you do anything?"
When he asked this, he was stunned.
Shen Gongbao knew that Huang Shiren had a lot of ideas, and said happily: "Big brother, do you have a way?"
"There is a way, but I don't know if my brother is willing or not. "Huang Shiren wants to be captured.
"Brother Shiren, you say, as long as you can keep my cave mansion, as long as you can prevent Zhun Ti Na from succeeding and let me enter their bullshit Western Sect, I can do anything!?" Ran Deng thought about it, gritted his teeth, and couldn't take much care of it.
Huang Shiren sat down in front of the burning lamp, smiled and said, "Brother, I Huang Shiren has established a sect, do you know?"
"This, naturally, knows, who in the fairy world doesn't know your name now. Hehe, Brother Shiren is really young and promising. The lantern man laughed.
This guy, is it impossible to show off in front of me!? Burning the lamp has anger in his heart, but he can only hold it.
Huang Shiren said again: "That's the case, old brother, I set up a sect, Hongjun Taoist ancestor asked me to find a fairy mountain in the world as the general altar of Taoism, and gave this thing as the treasure of Zhenshan Zhenjiao." β
While speaking, Huang Shiren took out the purple gold qi luck wooden fish, and Yuanjue Cave suddenly glowed with thousands of rui qi.
Lighting the lamp is very old, so he naturally recognizes this wooden fish, and his eyes are wide open, he is really envious, jealous and hateful!
If I have this wooden fish, then I am not afraid that he will be allowed to mention it!
"Brother Shiren is really lucky! I envy the dead!" Randen nodded.
Zijin Qi Luck Wooden Fish's ox fork, he naturally knows it.
Huang Shiren accepted the wooden fish, and said: "Old brother, if you give me this vulture mountain, hehe, I guarantee that the quasi-Daoist will not embarrass you." β
"Don't think!" The person who lit the lamp was still smiling, but when he heard Huang Shiren's words, he stood up suddenly.
"Okay, you Huang Shiren! The Eagle Mountain that wants to deceive me with clever words! How unreasonable is this! Leave your life behind!" The lantern burning Taoist shouted angrily, released his thirty-three-story golden pagoda, and was about to smash Huang Shiren's head!
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