Jin Dasheng stood behind Huang Shiren, and cold sweat came out.

Other people's children have a hundred feasts, you send a couplet of two or three dollars, it's not ashamed, damn it, what kind of nonsense to write "This child is not a person", replace it with me, and also cut off your slut's dog head!

Huang Shiren was smiling, looking at Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun, and smiled: "Senior sister, you don't want to kill people because I just said your abacus, right?"

"Hmph, if you scold me for not being a human being in vain, how can I spare you!"

"Am I scolding, I'm boasting!" Huang Shiren retorted.

"That's a boast!" Manjushri held the dragon stake, and was about to knock it down.

"Senior sister, you are really ridiculous, couplets, naturally up and down, the upper couplet is there, and the lower couplet has not been written!" Huang Shiren hurriedly said.

"Okay, you write down the couplet, if everyone is not satisfied, don't blame the poor and ruthless!" Manjushri sneered, to see what means this guy has.

"It's not good to be ruthless, senior sister, it's good to be affectionate, it's good to be affectionate. Huang Shiren smiled all his life, teased Manjushri, held a pen in his hand, walked over to brush and brush, and made up the next couplet.

The upper link is: this child is not a human.

came down but became: the golden boy of the nine days descended to the earth.

"This kid is not a human being, the Nine Heavens Golden Boy has descended to the earth! Good! Good!" Li Jing tasted it carefully, and his heart was full of joy.

The Yin family is also happy in their hearts.

As for Jin Dasheng, he was even more dumbfounded: My month! This cheap big brother is a good method! The original scolding words, but with a sentence, it turned into an extremely cool sycophant, which is really high!

"Good senior sister, are you still going to shoot me to death!?" Huang Shiren said with a smile.

"Hmph!" Manjushri took the dragon pile, glanced at Huang Shiren, and ignored him.

"Everyone, take a seat, take a seat!" Li Jing waved his hand, and the banquet began.

Entering the table, Huang Shiren naturally sat at a table with Guangchengzi, Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun, Zheng Lun and others, everyone was a fairy wind and bones, and they were not interested in mortal food, just making a show, but this slut was a whirlwind, and a table of wine and food almost all went into his stomach.

"Madam, have you made this meal!? It's really much more delicious than that immortal's elixir! Madam, if you don't dislike it, I'll call you sister, sister, you are really a rare good wife and mother in the world!"

Manjushri, who was sitting there, couldn't wait to turn around and leave the table, and scolded in a low voice: What a shameless womanizer!

After eating enough, Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun entered the inner room and Li Jing talked for a long time, probably talking about the matter of accepting disciples, when he came out, he saw Yin crying into a tearful person, Li Jing also forced a smile, but Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun, full of joy.

"Li Jing, this son will not treat him badly, and after that, your father and son will definitely meet each other. Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun comforted him, and Guangchengzi and Guangchengzi drove up the clouds and walked away.

"Senior brother, my nephew worships Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun as a teacher, which is also a blessing. Zheng Lun comforted Li Jing and the others, and said: "It's not too early, I have a business trip, so I'll leave first." ”

"Senior Huang, there will be a period later!" Zheng Lun had a very good impression of Huang Shiren and smiled slightly.

"General Zheng, there will be a period later. Huang Shiren arched his hand and watched Zheng Lun go.

"Senior, I don't know what you just said about the Fengshen List, what's going on?" Everyone is gone, only Huang Shiren is still cheeky to stay here, Li Jing and his wife invited this goods to the inner room, and sincerely want to ask.

Huang Shiren was not gloomy, and added fuel to the list of gods, and summed it up in one sentence: This list of gods is something that harms people by expounding the teachings.

Li Jing and his wife stared wide-eyed when they heard this, looking at the direction in which Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun left, obviously regretting it.

"Sister, that Manjushri can't fight, I can only remind you, I don't think you are opponents, alas, people are Da Luo Jinxian, naturally bully, I can't see it!" Huang Shiren fanned the flames, so angry that Yin beat his chest.

"Sister, don't panic. I call you sister, Jin Zha is also my junior, although I can't make it, but my master Lu pressure them can't be provoked, rest assured, when I meet Jin Zha in the future, I will definitely take care of it with all my might!" Huang Shiren said with a smile.

"Thank you seniors!" Li Jing and his wife are really grateful for this product.

"One family, Hugh speaks two families. Huang Shiren held up the two of them, and suddenly stared at Yin's face, seeing that Yin's was very shy.

"Sister, your life is not bad!" Huang Shiren pinched his fingers, and after pretending to be a ghost, he smiled.

"How do you say this?" Yin thought that this thing was greedy for his beauty, and when he saw him say this, he was wrong to blame others.

Huang Shiren opened his mouth, swallowed it again, and said with a look of heaven that could not be leaked: "Alas, seeing that my sister is like this to me, I will leak the heavenly secret." Sister, I just counted it, you should have three sons in your life!"

"Really!?" Just now lost his beloved son, the Yin family was in his heart, and when he heard his words, he exclaimed.

Li Jing was also very happy, and hurriedly said: "Immortal Chief, what is the fate of my three sons?"

Huang Shiren smiled secretly in his heart, his face was not shocked, and said: "Jin Zha, this child, was abducted by Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun, and ordered Jin Ge to be killed, which is very dangerous. ”

"That slut!" Yin scolded, and burst into tears again.

"Immortal Chief, what about the second son?" Li Jing patted his wife's back and asked hurriedly.

"Your second son is a rich and noble life, but I'm afraid it is also more auspicious. ”

"Ahh

"Good sister, what do you think, Jin Zha is targeted by Manjushri, she and Fuxian are the best, can your second son escape their clutches? They are Da Luo Jin Xian, you can't bear it, you were also abducted, how can it be good?" Huang Shiren said that Yin was dumbfounded.

Yin threw himself on his knees and pleaded, "Immortal Chief, you want to save my second son who is suffering from his life!"

"Sister, get up!" Huang Shiren pulled up Yin's family, sighed, and said: "I am lowly in my ways, I am not their opponent, and I am also weak." "Senior, I don't understand, why do they want to target my family?" Li Jing was so angry, he only hated that his cultivation was too low, and he allowed his children to be abducted.

That's a good question. Huang Shiren cocked Erlang's legs and said: "Li Jing, the great catastrophe of the gods, the people of the Xianmen of the Sect are withering, and you need to block the arrows, as the chief soldier, you have soldiers and generals at hand, and when the war breaks out, they hold your son, can you obediently obey orders?"

"War is raging!?"

"This god catastrophe, although it is a catastrophe in the fairy world, but to seal so many gods, maybe there is a reason, it is inevitable that there will be a war in the world, the big business will change the dynasty, and the immortals will work behind the scenes, and the heroes who died in the war will be on the list, I say so, you understand?"

Huang Shiren's clever tongue was like a spring, and Li Jing fell into the chair with a thud.

The other party not only abducted his son, but also abducted himself!

The anger in Li Jing's chest has already risen monstrously!

"I still hope that my predecessors will be prosperous and save my family from fire and water, Li Jing is grateful!" Li Jing couldn't take care of a lot, and regarded Huang Shiren as a life-saving straw.

Huang Shiren sighed: "That's it, whoever makes me kind-hearted, I will be struck by thunder, and I will show you a clear way." ”

Saying this, Li Jing and his wife are really grateful and admired Huang Shiren.

"Your second son, no matter what, you can't let the explanators abduct you anymore, otherwise there is really no way. Huang Shiren said.

"But if they force it, we can't do anything. Li Jing said.

Huang Shiren narrowed his eyes, pinched his fingers, and said: "It's not impossible, I calculated, your second son's life is in the east, if you go east, you can save the day!"

"East?!" Li Jing thought for a while, and his eyes lit up: "Senior, you mean, let me send my second son to Jinao Island!?"

"Yes, yes!" Huang Shiren smiled secretly in his heart, this thing is quite smart, and he said at the moment: "There are thousands of people in the sect of Jinao Island, the momentum is huge, and the leader of the sect is just dead, if the sect accepts your second son, the immortals of the sect dare not come to the door, and naturally they can turn the danger into a disaster, and this Jinao Island is not as far away from you as Kunlun, you can go to see your son at any time, how good!"

"Immortal Elder is right!" Yin was overjoyed.

Seeing Li Jing and his wife like this, Huang Shiren's heart was refreshed: In the War of the Gods, Li Jing was later tied to the chariot of expounding the teachings, and the family contributed to Jiang Ziya.

"Immortal Chief, what about my third son?" Yin asked again.

Do you still need to ask! Your precious third son is the first pioneer of the gods, and the future generations don't know which one doesn't know, so it will naturally belong to me!

Huang Shiren's most important purpose is to smile right now, and said: "Your three sons have the greatest skills, the best life, and the highest achievements! It's a pity that you have committed murder." ”

"Senior, how do you say this?!"

"This son is the reincarnation of a master, and he was born very weird, but you must not blame him for this, especially Li Jing, your father and son are not in accordance with numerology, you must treat this child well, otherwise, the father will not become a father, and the son will not become a son, which is sad and lamentable. ”

Li Jing was taken aback by what he said, and said in his heart: My son, how can I not treat me well.

"Senior, please show these three sons a clear way!" Li Jing pleaded.

Huang Shiren was silent for a while and said, "Your third son, the killing ring is too heavy, and you will definitely cause thousands of disasters! Sister, can you trust me?"

"Nature's letter!" Yin said busily.

"That's good. For the happiness of my sister's family, I also let it go. Sister, after your three sons are born, there will definitely be people who will come to abduct them, and you must not agree, just say that they have worshiped under my door. When the time comes, I will take the child away, eliminate the disaster for him, take it with me, and let my master Lu Jian also give advice! Sister, your child, that is my child, how can I treat him badly, whoever wants to bully him, I will not let it go!"

Huang Shiren's words brought tears to Yin's eyes, and he didn't care what the other party said, "Your child is my child", looked at Li Jing, wiped his tears and said: "Brother Jing, if it weren't for the immortal chief's dedication to my family, my family would have been harmed by that sectarian thief!"

In a word, Li Jing was silent. Thinking of him Li Jing, worshiping Ru Du'e Zhenren, loyal to the teachings, I can't think of a lot of enthusiasm, in exchange for such treatment, it is already chilling.

"Seniors, let's listen to you, when the second son is born, we will send him to Jinao Island, and when the third son is born, let him worship under your door! Since then, our family has nothing to do with the teachings!" Li Jing took the case.

"Big man, that's really the case!" Huang Shiren gave a thumbs up.

"But seniors, I am a person in the exposition of teachings, and I am not familiar with the interception of teachings, and the exposition and interception of the two teachings are against each other, who wants to accept my second son?" Li Jing's words made Huang Shiren stunned.

Grandma's, I haven't thought about it.

His eyes rolled, he thought about it, and said with a smile: "Help people to the end, this is also taught to me, this Muzha master, I'll go look for it, make sure to find a proper one!"

"Muzha?" Li Jing was stunned.

Ahem, ahem. Huang Shiren's heart trembled, and he was anxious, revealing his bottom.

"Oh, his eldest brother's name is Jinzha, so naturally he is called Muzha. Huang Shiren said.

"Brother Jing, look at how good the immortal is, I have even thought of the name!" Yin praised.

"Thank you, senior!" the two were grateful.

The three of them kept talking about the light in the east, and this was the end.

Huang Shiren slept for a while, freshened up, and came out and was entertained by Li Jing and his wife with good wine and food, and then offered to leave.

"Senior, you might as well stay here for a while!" Li Jing was a little reluctant.

"No, I'm an idle person, so I'll go to Jinao Island and find a master for Mu Zha. Huang Shiren said with a smile.

"Not busy. Li Jing looked at Yin, then at Huang Shiren, and said with a smile: "Giving birth to a child is also a long job. ”

"Yes, yes, I'm in a hurry!" laughed the two men.

This slut was locked up in Chentang for a few days, and only after eating a big waist did he ask to open the way, and when he left, he told Li Jing to act according to the plan, and Li Jing and his wife naturally promised again and again, and personally sent ten miles of land before going back with a handful of snot and tears.

"Big brother, you are really a good means!" Jin Dasheng really admired Huang Shiren so much that he threw himself to the ground!

"I'm also doing this for the good of the family. Huang Shiren said with a smile.

Fuck you! Others believe you, but I don't believe it! Jin Dasheng glanced at Huang Shiren.

"Let's go, Da Sheng, accompany my brother and me to break into Jinao Island!" Looking at the sea, Huang Shiren swallowed like a tiger.

It's true: there are two sluts on Jinao Island, and the world is about to be smoky!###第一更送上. Ask for collection, ask for recommendation, ask for support!

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