Chapter 44: I'm Obama a dog
Obama's subordinates, all of them, don't trust their ears. They never imagined that this Obama would call themselves to slap themselves. There was no way, they only slapped themselves in the face, and it was still a loud and loud sound, and in a few strokes, their faces were swollen as big as a basin.
Even Fei'er, who was standing next to her, looked at Yun Feng with a surprised face, she didn't expect that the words muttered by Yun Feng would make Obama immediately look like a different person.
However, what shocked her even more was still to come.
Then Obama suddenly, knelt in front of Yunfeng, slapped his face with his own hand, and said, Uncle, I'm sorry, I'm blind, offended you and this beautiful lady, you have a lot of adults, just let me go like a fart, right?
Of course, Yun Feng told him to do this, otherwise how could he say that!
You say you want me to let you go like a fart, that's fine, but what! You have to bark like a dog, crawl around Xuanyan City, and crawl as you go, I'm a dog.
Okay, no problem, then Obama immediately, when he crawled on the ground like a dog, and barked in his mouth, I, Obama, am a dog.
The men he brought with him saw Obama crawling on the ground like a dog, pretending to be a dog and shouting, "I, Obama, am a dog." One by one, they panicked and immediately lifted Obama up.
But Obama gave one of them a slap and said angrily, you dog minions, crawl on the ground like me, pretend to be dogs and crawl around Xuanyan City, otherwise, I will let you not survive tomorrow.
Those subordinates of the Oba family, who dare to go against Obama's will. Immediately, they crawled on the ground one by one, pretending to be dogs like Obama, so Obama said to Yunfeng, uncle, are you so satisfied?
Well, if you do it wrong, I'll give you this bone, Yunfeng threw a bone they had eaten in front of Obama.
Then Obama immediately bit the bone thrown out by the cloud wind, and Obama, who bit the bone, said to the cloud wind, thank you uncle for the reward, I will go to Xuanyan City to climb around, uncle, I will go.
You dog minions, don't you come with me and crawl around in Xuanyan City, you have to do whatever I do, you know?
Got it, young master, those people are right, Obama replied. They know very well Obama's temper, if they don't listen to him, then their fate, as he said, will not survive tomorrow, so they have to agree to Obama's request and be a dog to climb the city of Xuanyan.
Obama took the lead and shouted, Wangwang, I, Obama am a dog, and those subordinates, one by one, followed Obama and said, Wangwang, I am a dog.
Seeing Obama and they crawling towards Xuanyan City, Fei'er asked Yunfeng, Brother Yunfeng, what did you do to Obama? Why, he listened to you so much?
Hehe, it's nothing, it's just hypnotized him, let him do what I want, it's just a trick to carve insects, there's nothing to show off, if you want to learn, I can teach you!
Brother Yunfeng, is this what your master taught you? Well, yes, what's wrong? If you teach me, will your master be unhappy? If you want to learn, I'll teach you, don't care if he's happy or not!
Then I still don't learn it, if he knows, you privately passed on this hypnotic martial arts to me, which made your master unhappy, and didn't pass on your fighting skills and exercises, wouldn't I become a sinner?
Hearing this, Fei'er said this, Yun Feng laughed and said, You Nizi! If you want to learn this hypnosis, I will teach you, don't think so much. Anyway, what is the relationship between the two of us, do you still need to be so polite?
Hearing this, Fei'er blushed and said, I ignore you, hum. After saying that, Fei'er shyly ran away.
Okay, you won't admit it so soon, look at how I clean you up, Nizi, don't run, your brother Feng is looking for you to settle accounts.
Then you come after me, chase me and talk about it. Don't run, I'm here, see where you run, Brother Yunfeng, you can chase me and talk about it!
Hehe, this is what you said, I chased you, you are not allowed to cheat?
Yunfeng and Fei'er, the two chased on the Wangxi Cliff, Yunfeng looked at it, the fairy-like frolicking Fei'er, there was an indescribable possession in his heart. That kind of **, let Yun Feng want to have Fei'er completely, and not let other men touch Fei'er.
This is Yun Feng's domineering, as long as it is something he recognizes, then others should not touch it. If that person touches something he loves or someone he cares about, that person is ready to pay with his life!
Yunfeng and the two of them were playing to their heart's content in Wangxi Cliff.
However, Obama, who was hypnotized by him, is now causing a sensation in Xuanyan City. Obama, the eldest young master of the Oba family, took his men and crawled in Xuanyan City like dogs. Moreover, they are still learning how to call a dog, and at the same time, they are saying, "I am a dog."
Obama took it, and the news of his men learning to bark soon reached the ears of his father, Obuck, of the Oba family.
When O'Buck heard that his son was in Xuanyan City, and one of his subordinates were crawling and learning to bark dogs, he really didn't believe it.
No one would believe it, not even less Obuck, for his own son was no fool. Although his son's virtue is a little bad, he won't fall on his head and say that he is a dog, right?
However, the more this matter spread, the more fierce it became, and the people in the entire Xuanyan City knew about it. At the beginning of this matter, even Yun Zhan, Jin Zhenggui and Xuan Gumu didn't believe it. They knew that the son of Obuck, what was going on, he would not be stupid to this extent.
In the end, they couldn't help but believe it. The entire city of Xuanyan followed Obama and his men to watch them bark.
Obuck didn't choose to believe the rumors until several of his direct disciples of the Oba family told him that Obama was in Xuanyan City, learned to bark at a dog and spared Xuanyan City, and said that he was a dog while crawling, that he chose to believe that the rumor was true.
Immediately, Obuck walked out angrily, and the Oba family went to the street to look for Obama, who had learned to bark at a dog.
As soon as Obuck got out on the street, he heard people everywhere talking about Obama learning to bark at dogs. Hey, I can't imagine it, the Oba stallion actually got into the water today, said that he was a dog, and crawled around Xuanyan City, I thought it was my opinion, this is really the sun coming out of the west.
Obuck saw that the people in the whole city of Xuanyan were talking about his son, Obama, who learned to bark at dogs. His anger erupted like a volcano. Immediately, he hurried and walked towards Obama.
Yunfeng and Fei'er are still there, chasing each other on the cliff, they are playing and waiting, the sunset at sunset. They can also guess some of the sensation Obama caused in Xuanyan City.
Obuck quickened his pace, and ten minutes later, he arrived at the most crowded place in Rock City. That's behind his son Obama, and these people are the ones who are watching his son Obama learn to bark.
As soon as he walked in, on the periphery of the crowd, Obuck heard Obama's voice barking at a dog, "Wang, I'm a dog." Then, again, several voices like Obama's, "Wang, I'm a dog."
Hearing these voices, Obuck suddenly turned around and rushed to his chest with a kind of vomiting blood, falling his face, falling his face. O'Buck stood on the edge of the crowd and shouted, Obama, you rebel is going to kill you.
When the entire crowd heard Obuck's roar, they all looked at the roaring Obuck. They actually gave way, and a passage let Obuck in, and Obuck walked in the way where the crowd had moved away.
As soon as he entered the middle of the crowd, he saw Obama crawling on the ground to learn a dog. Immediately, he grabbed Obama by the collar and gave Obama a furious slap in the face.
The sound of Obuck's slap was heard by thousands of people in the audience. Obama was beaten by his father, spitting blood, and in the blood he spit out, there were more than a dozen teeth.
That Obama was sobered up by his father's slap. Immediately, he covered his hot face with his hand and said angrily, it was that bastard who dared to beat Lao Tzu and come out for me.
The crowd of onlookers heard Obama's anger, and immediately, the crowd of onlookers burst into laughter one by one, haha. It's so funny that Obama said that he dared to say to his son Obuck that he was a bastard.
That O'Buck heard it, Obama said angrily, it was the bastard who beat him, he said angrily to Obama, it was you and I beat you, how about it?
Obama, who hadn't reacted yet, said angrily at Obuck, "You bastard dare to beat Lao Tzu!
Wahahahaha, the whole audience was laughing for Obama's words at one time, and all of them had stomach aches when they laughed.
At this time, Obama is a little blindsided, he doesn't understand what happened to these people and why they are laughing one by one.
It wasn't until Obuck's roar that he suddenly understood. Brute, what did you say to me just now? Say I'm a bastard, you are still my bastard, I see that your little bastard's wings have grown stiff, and there is no one in his eyes, look at Lao Tzu, how will I clean up your evil beast after I go home.
When the people present heard the conversation between Obuck and Obama, they burst into laughter again, and the laughing onlookers all lay on the ground one by one.
They heard it, and Obuck's dialogue with Obama was hilarious, you little bastard, how do you clean you up after Lao Tzu comes home.
The people of their Oba family are really a bunch of bastards! The old ones are called little bastards, and the little ones are called old bastards.
Obuck saw so many people laughing at them, and at that moment, he angrily said to the crowd, what's so funny, laughing at me sewing your mouths.
Hey, our Oba King Ba is so majestic, he dares to sew up the mouths of thousands of people here, so I really want to see how you do it?
(Ask for favorites and recommendations to give a little bit!And please don't.,Take a seat.) Although, I wrote it, but you don't have to guess, so as not to Uncle Sam, it's not good to start the third world war, and I'm here to say thank you. )