It's too much damage to make meritorious service to me! The old man was so angry in his heart that he couldn't wait to sit up immediately and put Gu Chen in it and bury him!

Gu Chen began to grab the soil one by one and sprinkle it evenly on the old man's body, chattering while sprinkling the soil: "If you die dozens of times more, let me accumulate more virtue, you will also be considered a great achievement, and you can turn into a good family if you can't be reincarnated in the next life." ”

After sprinkling a few handfuls of soil, Gu Chen found that the old man hadn't woken up yet, okay, pretend, I'll let you pretend to be enough. Just as he wanted to bury more with soil, Gu Chen's eyes rolled and he thought about it.

He stood up and was about to go to find Fan Xiaodan, when he saw Fan Xiaodan running towards him, shouting as he ran: "Third Young Master, Third Young Master, I haven't seen you come back after a while, so you are here." I thought something had happened to you, but it scared me to death, so let's go back quickly!"

"Little gall, you came just in time, this old man just died after hanging himself, my health is too poor, I gave him eight blows and breaths and still had no effect, I want to bury him, come on, come and do it for him, see if you can save him?" Gu Chen said to Fan Xiaobi.

When the old man heard this, he squinted and peeked at it, Fan Xiaotian didn't know what he had just eaten, and there was still a lot of yellow oil left at the corner of his mouth, and he was extremely disgusted at a glance, and he almost vomited out all the things in his stomach.

The old man's heart was ten thousand unhappy, and he just wanted to scold his father. What is this for, I can't imagine that he is playing with others everywhere, but today he is harmed by this kid. The [one_book_read] novel xstxt in my heart is angry, and there is nowhere to vent, only secretly angry that my chest is bulging.

Anyway, if he really gave me artificial respiration, I would wake up and give myself a round. The old man thought about it, trying to restrain the displeasure in his heart, and slowly and reluctantly waited for Fan Xiaotian's deep kiss.

"Third young master, he must be completely dead, besides, such a bad old man, with a sloppy beard, dirty, wearing clothes and wearing them backwards, at first glance, he has a brain problem, why should we save him." Fan Xiaobile said.

The old man lying on the ground was so angry that his lungs exploded, I don't think you're dirty, but you dislike me. If you don't save it, you won't save it, and you will curse me to death, and you will curse me, and you will curse me, and you will scold me for being a bad old man.

"Hey, saving people is accumulating virtue. Gu Chen said to Fan Xiaodan.

"Third Young Master, haven't you always liked to play with people?" Fan Xiaotian said, "Why did you suddenly show compassion today." By the way, I heard my father say that the pee of a boy can save a person who has passed out, as long as he pees on the man's face, he will wake him up without a soak of urine. ”

"Is that better, try it, try it!" Gu Chen shouted loudly when he heard that the Coke was broken.

"Third Young Master, if you haven't played with so many women, your urine will be fine. It's just a pity, you can't play this time, so I'll do it!" Fan Xiaodu finished speaking, unfastened his belt, and was about to pee on the old man's face.

No matter how greedy the old man was, he never thought that he would fall to this point. If he doesn't get up again, he is afraid that he will have to take a 37-degree constant temperature boy urine hot bath, and he doesn't dare to delay even a second.

"Aha-"

With an earth-shattering cough, the old man slammed up, and Fan Xiaodan, who had not yet unbuttoned his pants, stood there, his legs began to tremble violently, and his face suddenly became pale.

"Fraud, fraud, fraud—" Fan Xiaotian was already timid, but this time he was scared enough, and he couldn't speak.

An unpleasant smell of urine began to emanate from the air. Didn't Fan Xiaoqian have no urine yet, where did this smell come from.

Gu Chen looked carefully, and saw that liquid was quietly flowing out of Fan Xiaobi's pants, and the soil under Fan Xiaobi's feet was already wet—Fan Xiaobile was scared to pee, and he urinated in his pants!

Fan Xiaodang, Fan Xiaodang, your father shouldn't have given you this name back then! Gu Chen said secretly in his heart.

Fan Xiaodan realized that his legs were hot for a while, and after a stream of heat, it was cold for a while, and when he looked down, he realized that he had peed his pants, and his face was suddenly on fire.

"My old man has heard that a child's urine bath can cure all diseases. Stinky boy, you are blessed to produce it for your own use!" The old man stood up, glanced at Fan Xiaodan, and then turned his head to look at Gu Chen, "Good boy, you are very good at harming people, tell me, which third young master are you?"

"Hmph, you don't care. Gu Chen looked at the road and there was still no monk, and when he saw that it was obviously late, he was even more unhappy, "It's all you, you have disturbed my business again and again, it seems that the monk has passed." ”

"Let's go over it, what are you looking for him, you might as well say it, I can help you if you can't say it. The old man chattered as he walked under the tree to pack the rope.

Gu Chen glanced at Fan Xiaotian and said, "Xiaotian, your pants are wet, go to a place where there is no one to take them off and dry them, and when they are dry, we will go back together." ”

Fan Xiaotian looked left and right, and ran to the back of a big rock. He is as old as Gu Chen, he is already sixteen years old this year, and at this age, he has long been embarrassed to stand in front of Gu Chen and the old man.

"Old man, I have heard that the people who wear tattered clothes are all masters of the world, and you must be too, why don't you accept me as an apprentice!" Gu Chen judged from the past few days that this old man was definitely not an ordinary person, how could ordinary people hang themselves every day.

The old man laughed after hearing this: "Stinky boy, have you ever heard that those who wear tattered clothes, in addition to the world's masters, there is another kind, that is, the outdoor is called Huazi." Unfortunately, my old man is exactly the latter. ”

How could Gu Chen easily believe it, and said, "Could it be that the old man dislikes me for being too poor and refuses to accept me?"

The old man was looking at Gu Chen, this was the first time he looked directly at Gu Chen, Gu Chen was looked at by him, and suddenly felt uncomfortable as if he was burning, and his heart was shocked.

"You have saved me three times, so let's see that your health is too bad, I have a bead here to help you strengthen your body, I will hand it over to you for safekeeping, if you do something rebellious in the future, I will definitely come to retrieve it, and when the time comes, not only to retrieve this bead, but also to take your little life, do you dare to accept this bead?" The old man looked at Gu Chen, his eyes flashing.

"Thank you, master!" Gu Chen's heart was so lively, he knelt down and bowed, "Dare to ask what the master is called?"

"Hey, don't call me master yet, I just gave you the beads to thank you for saving me three times, and we don't owe each other. If there is fate, we will meet again in the future, and then we will see if we have a master-apprentice relationship! But if you are happy to call it now, I will naturally not refuse, and I like the good thing of staining the light the most. Okay, I'll go to the old man's house too. After speaking, the old man's figure flashed, and he bent along the mountain road, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Gu Chen just wanted to look at the beads in his hand, but the old man suddenly came back, so frightened that Gu Chen quickly retracted his hand: "You, you are not allowed to regret it." ”

When the old man saw it, he narrowed his eyes and smiled again: "Stinky boy, what do you think of my old man." I'm here to tell you that when you encounter danger, remember to recite a mantra, and when the time comes, you will turn evil into good fortune and become auspicious. Don't think about it, I'm not thinking about your safety, I'm thinking about the safety of my beads, and I don't want my beads to fall into the wrong hands. ”