Chapter Ninety-Nine: Sword Idiot Boss (2-in-1)
The tiny raindrops were like a film, obscuring the scenery not far away from the man.
It was a suburb of a town, and in such a rainy day, there was no one passing on the official road that should have been bustling with people, except for the man and his entourage standing in the rain with umbrellas.
The man is tall, standing with his hands in his hands, his eyes are deep and far-reaching, and he seems to be able to see through the rain curtain! A cyan robe dances in the wind, quite a bit of a feathered flying immortal.
"I've been waiting for them for an hour, and they're not there yet. The man snorted coldly, as if dissatisfied.
"Your Excellency. An old man with white hair who should be a man's entourage stood aside, holding an umbrella for the man, and after hearing this, his expression was immediately entangled, and after thinking about it for a long time, he whispered to the man, "Actually, there is still half an hour before the appointed time, we are early, why don't we go back to the town to rest for a while." ”
The man's posture of reading the sky collapsed instantly, and he turned his head to look at the old man in embarrassment: "Why didn't you say it earlier?"
The old man was very helpless, he thought that the man also knew when he followed the man to the town, but he was just about to go to a hotel or rest place to check out, and he watched the man leave the town without stopping and go to the place agreed before, and then stood there motionless.
In fact, the old man did not suspect that the man could not remember the time clearly, and thought that he had other arrangements, and did not say anything, so he hurriedly followed with an umbrella.
A master and a servant stood stupidly in the rain curtain of the official road for an hour
"Haha, I didn't expect the Sword Venerable to arrive first. Just as the master and servant were struggling with whether to go back first, a voice suddenly came from a distance.
"Hmm, it's you sissy!" the man was stunned when he heard the voice, and then scolded, "Aland Yahfw, you sissy is embarrassed to come to me?"
The old man also raised his head and looked at the front of the official road, where two figures, one large and one small, were coming towards them.
"Is the Sword Venerable still holding such a grudge?" Through the drizzle curtain, a beautiful man in a white regular robe walked up to the man with a little boy in one hand and an umbrella in the other, and said with a smile, "But I didn't expect that the Sword Venerable, who has always been unpunctual, would be waiting for us here early." ”
"Damn, you must know that you Lao Tzu will not come!" The man was very excited when he saw the person coming, the previous master's style had already been thrown to Sanjiang and Wuhu, and he directly pulled the beautiful man's clothes, and the action was so big that the umbrella in the beautiful man's hand fell to the ground, with a bad face, "You heard me clearly, ten years ago, Lao Tzu promised that the Brave Country would help you once, but it doesn't mean that you, a bastard, can instruct me, even if you are the 'fifth priest', it has nothing to do with me!"
Seeing the man's actions, the old man's hand without an umbrella also moved to the hilt of the knife at his waist, as if as long as the man gave an order, he would rush up and behead the beautiful man.
Aland looked at the face in front of him, which was definitely not lovely, and smiled indifferently: "Don't worry, I'm not here to tell you what to do, Lord Lin Long, please come here." ”
When the little boy behind Aland heard this, he first ran slowly to pick up the umbrella, and then walked up to the man and the old man with the umbrella, and looked at Aland with big shining eyes.
"Adult, who is this little kid, do you still want to call him an adult?" His surname is Lin" Although there is a contradiction with Aland, but the man who knows Ailand's identity very well is also surprised when he hears him call a child an adult, and seems to have thought of something.
"Lord Lin Long, this is the teacher I told you to find for you. At this time, the man had already let go of the hand that was holding the placket of Aland's clothes, and Aland sorted out his posture and said to the little boy.
The little boy turned his head when he heard this, and the man also looked at the little boy.
This was the first meeting between Sword Idiot and Lin Long.
"You mean you want me to teach this kid swordsmanship?" "The sword idiot looked up at Elander, "This is what your brave country wants from me?"
"Yes. Aland's smile remained unchanged, "Only teach for three years, and after three years, someone will come and take him away, so that you and our land of the brave will not owe anything from now on." ”
"Three years?" the sword idiot's expression was headache, "I don't think such a little kid can learn my swordsmanship in three years." ”
"And I don't want to learn any swordsmanship. Xiao Lin Long suddenly spoke, and said to the sword idiot with a disdainful expression, "I don't want to learn this guy's swordsmanship, it's definitely rotten to death." ”
"Huh, boy, what are you talking about?" the sword idiot glared, but then he seemed to think of something, and said happily to Aland, "Look, this kid doesn't want to, then I can't help it, take it back!"
"This Lord Lin Long, that's not what we said we said!" Aland also had a headache, and bowed his head to Xiao Lin Long.
Xiao Lin Long pouted: "Why do you learn swordsmanship? It's not that I will be able to do that fragment soon after giving it to me."
However, Xiao Lin Long was stopped by Aland halfway through his speech, but the sword idiot heard the most crucial words, and smiled brightly: "Sure enough, you guys, called 'Sage Lord', are the greatest beings in the human race, but they are all very scheming." ”
"Xiao Song, let's go. After the sword idiot finished speaking, he turned around and called out to the old man, preparing to go back.
"Sword Venerable, you've broken your oath like this!" Alander, who was the 'Fifth Priest', couldn't do anything now.
"It's not my problem, it's that the 'brave' adults don't want to learn. The sword idiot didn't look back, and said with a smile, "Okay, there are old immortals in the land of the brave, can't you just ask them to go out of the mountain to teach, anyway, they won't live long, haha!"
"Lord Lin Long!" Aland looked at Xiao Lin Long again, his expression helpless, and he seemed to have made a decision that he didn't think much about, "Follow that Sword Venerable to study for three years, or go with me to learn fighting spirit with a group of old men for ten years, you choose." ”
"I learn swordsmanship!" Xiao Lin Long said hurriedly as if he had heard something terrifying.
"Sword Venerable, Lord Lin Long is about to learn swordsmanship!" Aland raised his head and saw the sword idiot who was already walking away, and shouted.
"Xiao Song. The sword idiot stopped and said to the old man, "Go and bring that little boy here." ”
"Yes. The old man bowed his head, then turned and came in the direction of Elander.
"Then it's up to the Sword Venerable, I'll go first. Aland exhaled a long breath and smiled as he pushed Xiao Lin Long towards the old man in front of him, his figure gradually disappearing in the rain.
"Let's go first, it's still quite troublesome to let the child get drenched in the rain. Looking at Xiao Lin Long, who was brought over by the old man with an unhappy face, the sword idiot said.
"Yes. ”
"Little ghost, your name is Lin Long, right?" Back in a hotel room in the town, the sword idiot sat on the bed, then looked at Lin Long with a distressed face on the side, and said, "I don't think you want to learn my swordsmanship, but it's okay, I don't want to teach you swordsmanship." In this case, you can do whatever you want, and I will take care of the child for three years. You'll be gone in three years!"
"That's the best!" Xiao Lin Long suddenly regained his happy appearance, he really didn't want to learn swordsmanship much, when he left home before, Duke Lin's advice was still in his ears, if he could, he didn't want to follow that Eland Sage to leave Yanjing, leave King Lin's mansion, and leave his brother.
However, Duke Lin and Emperor Zao Wou-Ki told Lin Long that he had no choice and had to go with the sage. That was the first time Lin Long had seen Zao Wou-Ki and his father talk to him so seriously, although his surname was a little naughty, but after all, Lin Long's education when he was a child was the top aristocratic education in the empire, so he was naturally much more sensible than his peers and understood the priorities of things.
For example, this thing can't be changed.
"Also, no matter what time it is, you can't call me teacher or master. "Especially after three years, no matter who asks you, you can't say that I'm your teacher. ”
"Is this okay?, what about the sage asking?" Lin Long asked curiously, "Three years like this is also counted?"
"I'll teach you, but my swordsmanship is only a single pass, and people like you must not go out and ruin the reputation of my sword. The sword idiot said, "Seeing that you are so clever and clever, you must think you are very smart." But I'm telling you, you won't be able to learn my swordsmanship. ”
"It's hard to say. Lin Long rolled his eyes, "Who is rare, is it great to report your name?"
"Huh, you really don't know anything, but my uncle likes this kind of kid. A look of pride suddenly appeared on the sword idiot's face, "Do you know why the sage in your mouth asked you to come and learn swordsmanship with me?"
"You are the best in the world in swordsmanship, he told me a long time ago, what is this?" Lin Long said with a look of disgust.
"Ahem, what's this?" The sword idiot didn't seem to expect Lin Long to know, but he was even more angry that Lin Long knew but still put on a look of disgust, "You kid, I want you to see it." ”
The sword idiot raised his left hand, put his index finger and middle finger together, and said to Lin Long: "Look, this is called sword finger, you kid seems to have learned a little bit of fighting spirit, tell me, do I have fighting spirit in my hand?"
"Nope. Lin Long replied.
"Hehe, look at it. The sword idiot smiled, and then the sword finger in his left hand suddenly changed.
"Whew!"
With a soft sound, an extremely dazzling sword light suddenly erupted between two fingers, about half a meter long, as if a lightsaber grew on those two fingers.
Lin Long was a child after all, his expression changed suddenly, and he looked at the sword idiot's fingers curiously, "How come, there is no fighting spirit and no magic fluctuations, I want to learn this!"
"This is the meaning of the sword, what do you little boy know, let me tell you, there is not a single person in the world who can learn the meaning of the sword. The sword idiot swung the lightsaber twice, then put it back, and resumed the appearance of two fingers together, "It's impossible for a person without talent to learn it, and you little kid definitely can't." ”
"Then how can I know if I have talent?" Lin Long was now full of interest in this magical sword finger, and kept thinking that if he learned such an interesting move, he would go back and show Zhao Feng and Feng Yimeng that he wouldn't envy them to death, "Is that so?"
Lin Long raised his left hand and put his index and middle fingers together to form the sword fingers of the sword idiot.
"Yo, I'm learning the movements pretty fast. Come, I'll help you check your talent, your talent should be pretty good, after all, you're a candidate for the successor of the fragment. The sword idiot pulled Lin Long's left hand, pulled up the sleeve to reveal Lin Long's arm, and continued, "Actually, this sword finger is just a small meaning, but it is also for a person with talents like me, as long as the talent is stimulated, it will be learned in about half a day." For people like you, there is no way at all, unless you work hard, plus the guidance of a famous teacher like me, you should be able to barely learn it in three years. Just to pass the time"
The sword idiot said as he grabbed Lin Long's left arm with one hand, stretched out his index finger with the other, and then said: "Now I only need to point on a special acupuncture point to stimulate your sword intent talent, but I guess you don't have any talent, hey, practice hard in the future"
"Whew!"
When the index finger of the sword idiot's other hand was pointed on the acupoint of Lin Long's left arm, a soft sound sounded, and a brilliant sword light extended from Lin Long's sword finger, almost poking the sword idiot who was still explaining!
But the sword idiot is also a peerless master, how can he be poked
"Wow, my eyes!" the sword idiot jumped up suddenly, covering his eyes and cried out in pain, "Why did you point your finger at my eyes, and almost poked me in the eyes!"
I retract the preamble
"Hey, it's so easy to come out?" Lin Long didn't care about the sword idiot who was jumping on the side, but looked at the lightsaber extending from his left hand excitedly, but then his brows furrowed, "Why is it not as long as yours, and you didn't say it was difficult"
Lin Long, who just wanted to ask the sword idiot question, was startled by an infinitely magnified face the moment he raised his head, especially the one eye on this face was blood-red, which looked very scary.
"What do you want to do?" Seeing the sword idiot so close to him, Lin Long felt a little furious in his heart.
"It turned out to be true, it turned out to be true, it turned out that the teacher didn't lie to me, there really is a genius who can awaken the sword intent for the first time and inspire the sword!" The sword idiot did not answer Lin Long, but muttered vigorously, "I have picked up the treasure, I have picked up the treasure, hahahahaha
The laughter was so earth-shattering that Lin Long even felt the whole room shake.
"What the hell?
"What are you laughing at, you have a problem with your brain?"
Angry shouting rang out from the rest of the hotel.
"Bang!"
The door was opened, and the old man who had followed the sword idiot before hurriedly ran in, looking at the sword idiot who was laughing madly, and was so surprised that his eyes were about to pop out.
"Kid no, Lin Long!" After laughing, the sword idiot immediately held Lin Long's shoulders who were frightened by the sword idiot's laughter with both hands, and shook vigorously, "Be my apprentice, I am your teacher now, and I will teach you swordsmanship immediately!"
"What are you crazy about!" Lin Long had also practiced fighting qi, and the sword idiot didn't use any strength, so Lin Long easily broke free from the sword idiot, retreated to the corner of the room, and looked at the sword idiot with a defensive face, "For the sake of you teaching me such a fun move, I don't care about you, don't get too close to me!"
"Did you scare him? What should I do?" The sword idiot looked at Lin Long with an expression of "As long as you come over, I will be anxious with you", and suddenly looked like a father who had just gotten a child but was crying non-stop, and he didn't know how to coax him, and asked the old man in a panic, "Xiao Song, what should I do? How can I let him worship me as a teacher?"
"Well, my lord, I don't know" The old man, who didn't know what was going on, looked at a loss.
"Who wants to worship you as a teacher, didn't you say that I won't be allowed to call you a teacher no matter what?" Lin Long shouted from the corner.
"Ahh
The sword idiot suddenly opened his hands and looked towards Lin Long with a solemn expression, and then his hands began to wave up and down, left and right, making Lin Long confused, but Lin Long saw the old man behind the sword idiot with a shocked expression.
After a while, the sword idiot smiled at Lin Long: "Okay, turn your head and look." ”
Lin Longhu stared at the sword idiot suspiciously for a while, and then turned his head suspiciously, there was a wall behind him, what was there to see?
"Step back a little and look up. The sword idiot said.
Lin Long did so, and then he saw this line above the head where he had just been-
"From today onwards, I will be your boss, no matter what happens to you, the boss will help you settle it, and the boss who can't settle it will carry it with you, mess with the boss!
"How's it going, how's it going?" asked the sword idiot excitedly.
"You wrote it with magic?" Lin Long asked suspiciously.
"Of course it's not magic, do you want to learn, if you want to learn it, I'll teach you!"
"It seems like the swordsmanship is quite interesting. Lin Long looked down at his left hand, put on a sword finger posture, and thought for a while, "Okay, you seem to be quite powerful, so it's okay, I'll follow you first." ”
"Okay, well, then apprenticeship is not, recognize the boss!" the sword idiot changed his words.
"Hello boss!" Lin Long exclaimed.
"Hello little brother!" the sword idiot also responded.
"That, I should call him" Lin Long hesitantly pointed at the old man behind the sword idiot.
"My surname is Song, and I am a servant of Lord Swordsman. The old man said.
"Oh, then I'll call you Uncle Song. Lin Long nodded, and then said to the sword idiot, "It turns out that your name is the sword idiot, well, the sword idiot boss, it's quite good." ”
"Hahahaha, as long as you are willing to learn swords from me, you can call it anything!"
"Idiot boss. ”
"It's still the boss of the sword idiot, it's not a curse. ”
"Sword idiot boss, what did you just write, isn't it magic and fighting spirit?"
"Magic is something that can't be put on the table, let alone vindictiveness, by the way, I'll replace your vindictiveness sometime, we're here, that's amazing"
Three months later.
A valley in the Golden Continent.
"Sword idiot boss, didn't you say that this 'Deceptive Six Style' is the most complicated and difficult? You have been practicing for two years at the beginning, but I have already learned it. Xiao Lin Long was dancing boredly with an iron sword, and said weakly, "Ah, swordsmanship is so boring, I don't want to learn it." ”
"Have you already learned?" The sword idiot almost lost his luck in meditation and went crazy, hurriedly relieved himself, and then looked at Xiao Lin Long, "You didn't lie to me, plus this, you have learned a hundred swordsmanship in three months!"
"It's all like that anyway, what's so difficult?" Xiao Linlong said disdainfully.
"Sword embryo, peerless sword embryo, you were born for the sword!" the sword idiot praised, but Xiao Linlong's expression became darker and darker.
"That's it, at the beginning, your boss and I fused three hundred and twenty-five kinds of swordsmanship and created a swordsmanship of my own. How can you surpass the boss, our time is three years, you can learn a hundred kinds of swordsmanship in three months, wow, you can learn a thousand or two hundred kinds in three years!" said the sword idiot excitedly.
"Fuck off, I don't want it, I'm bored to death!" Xiao Lin Long hurriedly denied.
"That's right, oh, why don't we start cultivating the sword intent first?"
"Phew. ”
Xiao Lin Long lazily pointed into a sword, and a half-meter-long brilliant sword roared out: "It's long like you." ”
"Perverted, perverted. The sword idiot was speechless for a long time, and finally sighed, but this exclamation made Xiao Linlong's expression dark.
"But it's too early to start creating your own swordsmanship, and the accumulation is not enough," the sword idiot fell into deep thought, "It's important to create your own kendo, and it will even affect whether you can comprehend the true meaning of the legendary sword, but"
After a long time, the sword idiot slapped his thigh violently, as if he had made some decision, which startled Xiao Lin Long.
"What's wrong?"
"I've decided, I'll take you to the mix!" said the sword idiot with confidence.
"Mix?" Xiao Linlong's little head tilted.
"Since you recognize me as the boss, I can't help but take on the responsibility of a boss, take you to the world, and mix up a wonderful life!"
"Oh oh, this sounds interesting!" Xiao Lin Long was also very excited.
And Song Bo was on the side, quietly watching the two people, one big and one small, discussing excitedly, with some inexplicable emotions in his eyes.
"Uncle Song, don't be in a daze there, let's discuss where to start playing!" Xiao Linlong's voice pulled Uncle Song's thoughts back.
"Master, young master, is there anything about the old slave?" Song Bo also walked forward with a smile and asked.
"Nonsense, we're three of us, how can we live without you. The sword idiot pulled Song Bo to sit down very excitedly, and then continued to say to Xiao Linlong, "Then let's say it, every time you have an uneven fight or what kind of situation, you can't use the swordsmanship you have used for the second time!"
In this way, when Lin Long was eight years old, he followed the "No. 1 Sword in the World" to break through the world, and the combination of two large and one small had a lot of fame in the Golden Continent at that time.
But at that time, the names of the old brother and the younger brother were separated, but in fact, the two people of the master and apprentice did not know that the meeting in the future was life and death
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