Chapter 2 The Underwear Incident
Lin Zheng walked out quickly, and took a fire fold in his hand, with Lin Zheng's current strength, he couldn't do the ability to destroy a certain item at all, so he had to rely on foreign objects for the time being.
Lin Zheng lowered his head, holding the torn clothes wrapped in underwear with one hand, and opened the door with the other hand, but unexpectedly pulled an empty door, obviously closed the door, Lin Zheng muttered to himself and raised his head and handed his hand over, in an instant, a wave of heat rushed to the palm of his hand, and at the same time felt a burst of softness, so Lin Zheng saw a young woman with a flowery face and a moonlight standing at the door with a red face, as if she was lost by this sudden touch. Lin Zheng was also stunned by the sudden incident, and subconsciously grabbed the hand that was still on the girl's chest, and then before he could withdraw his hand, there was a terrible scream in his ears, and a small white jade-like hand was immediately imprinted on his chest, and he flew backwards in the air.
With a snap, Lin Zheng fell to the ground, Lin Zheng felt a burst of pain on his body, and his brain recovered suddenly, Lin Zheng saw the girl who was still at the door, and without saying a word, he got up from the ground to hide the underwear scattered on the ground, but at this time there was a sound of breaking the air, and at the same time heard a burst of coquettishness, the young woman at the door was pushed into Lin Zheng's not spacious house by a group of people, and the brightness in the room instantly dimmed.
Seven or eight men and women crowded into Lin Zheng's small room, and the sound of breaking the air outside the house was still endless, as if there were still many people rushing here, and the people outside the door kept trying to squeeze into the house, and at the same time kept shouting:
"Did you catch the underwear thief? Don't let him run. ”
"Oops, don't squeeze, watch my waist. ”
"Isn't this a house of wasters? Could it be that he's an underwear thief?"
At this time, Lin Zheng had been forced to a corner of the house, and he didn't even have time to curse, so he grabbed the underwear on the ground, and said in his heart: "Do you want to arrest the underwear thief, I saw him, he is a very obscene old man, how obscene and obscene he looks, all the same brothers, brothers, sisters, brothers, brothers, sisters, brothers, brothers, sisters, sisters, brothers, brothers, sisters, sisters, brothers Lin Zheng hurriedly raised the underwear in his hand, showed everyone the black handprint under the underwear, and at the same time spread his hand to prove to everyone that he was framed.
One, two, dozens of eyes condensed on Lin Zheng, if the eyes can kill, I'm afraid Lin Zheng has been pierced by ten thousand arrows. At this time, Lin Zheng's room was really quiet like never before, all the female disciples were gritting their teeth, but all the male disciples were staring at Lin Zheng's hands. At this time, Lin Zheng didn't dare to move, and spread his hands to show his underwear.
"You, you, bastard" A coquettish sneer resounded through the quiet cabin, and then a woman quickly left from the crowd, Lin Zheng followed the voice and looked at the beautiful female disciple who was accidentally insulted by herself, no matter how good her heart was, she couldn't bear to be openly displayed her underwear in the eyes of so many people, even if it was lost.
Several female disciples of the same sect who followed the arrival of the beautiful girl hatefully inspected Lin Zheng's body over and over again, as if they wanted to use their eyes to rip off a few pieces of meat on Lin Zheng's body, and then snorted one by one, and quickly chased after the woman who had fled earlier.
Even if Lin Zheng is numb, he also knows that this underwear is probably the clothes of a woman who has been accidentally touched by him before, but in this case, if Lin Zheng doesn't say a word, he will definitely be eaten alive by the angry crowd, how can he not know that this will make the owner ugly in public, but he can't help but do it, not to mention that he doesn't recognize the owner, he can't afford to carry the big black cauldron this time.
Thinking of this, Lin Zheng couldn't help but curse the old man secretly, you wait for the old man, I'm not done with you.
Everyone saw that the protagonist had already left, and they also learned that the real murderer was there, so it didn't make sense to stay here, so they took off in twos and threes, but before leaving, it was naturally indispensable to curse a few times and mock Lin Zheng by the way.
Lin Zheng is naturally too lazy to deal with these noisy people, as long as this turmoil passes, if he is secretly cursed by so many people, I am afraid that he will wake up with a cold when he sleeps at night. Hey, hateful obscene old man, this time I directly offended a young girl twice in an instant, I curse you for not doing anything in this life.
When the crowd dispersed, Lin Zheng sat on the ground with his ass, it was really exciting today, Lin Zheng raised his head and wiped a cold sweat, and found that he was still holding the girl's underwear in his hand, and he didn't know who the surname of the Daoist family was, and he might not have this opportunity to make up for it in the future, not to mention what he could do for others with his ability to do something, and after a few days he finished taking the sect examination, he was about to go down the mountain and leave, and it was not easier for the vast cloud desolate continent to see each other again than to find a needle in a haystack.
As soon as he thought of this, Lin Zheng gave himself a slap. What do you think, don't say anything else, but seeing the black handprint on it, Lin Zheng subconsciously thinks of the obscene old man, and when he thinks of the obscene old man, he will think of the tragic experience in the past three years, and when he thinks of the tragic three years, Lin Zheng goes crazy.
Let's dispose of it, Lin Zheng wrapped the underwear with black handprints with torn clothes again, stood up and walked out of the door, the people in the courtyard had already dispersed, but left a mess, Lin Zheng continued to walk towards the back mountain with a wry smile.
"Lin Zheng, Brother Lin, Lin Shao. Three different greetings in a row, Lin Zheng saw a fat man with a thief head and a thief brain greeting him, Lin Zheng stopped, looked at the fat man running towards him, and didn't know what was going on, was he here to vent his anger for the girl?
I saw that the fat man moved with steps that did not match his figure and instantly arrived in front of Lin Zheng, the fat man gasped twice, and then supported his round stomach with his hand and said: "That Lin Shao, let me introduce myself first, my name is Pang Tong." ”
"Fat bucket?" Lin Zheng was interested in this name, and then took a closer look at the figure of this fat man, he was indeed worthy of his name, this fat man's father was too talented, and a smile hung on the corner of Lin Zheng's mouth unconsciously.
As soon as the fat man saw Lin Zheng's expression, he naturally knew what Lin Zheng had thought, so he had to explain with a wry smile. Lin Zheng listened interestingly, and then asked, "What's the matter, Senior Brother Pang is looking for me for something?"
Speaking of this, the fat man rubbed his hands embarrassedly, and said with a twist: "That, Lin Shao heard that you inadvertently got a piece of Senior Sister Li Ruoshui's underwear, no, a piece of Senior Sister Li's clothes, I wonder if Lin Shao can cut his love?"
It turned out that the girl's name was Li Ruoshui, Lin Zheng secretly wrote it down, but then he was shocked by the fat man's words, could it be that this fat man is Li Ruoshui's loyal follower? Influenced by the old man for a long time, Lin Zheng sometimes inevitably thinks more when thinking about problems, and then Lin Zheng smiled obscenely at the fat man. The fat man saw Lin Zheng with an obscene expression on his face, and he also squinted his eyes and smiled, how obscene this scene is.
"If Lin Shao can cut his love, he is willing to give Lin Shao ten medium-grade spirit stones, how about it?"
Lin Zheng smacked his tongue secretly, he didn't expect that this fat man was very generous with his shot, ten medium-grade spirit stones, could he break through? Without waiting for Lin Zheng to reply, there was a commotion around him, and in an instant, a crowd of human heads poured out from the wall of Lin Zheng's small courtyard.
"Lin Shao, don't listen to this fat man, I'll give twenty yuan. ”
"I'll give thirty dollars. ”
"Give Lao Tzu quiet, Lao Tzu will give fifty yuan. ”
In an instant, Lin Zheng's courtyard was noisy, Lin Zheng looked at the scene, and couldn't help muttering to himself, just now he regarded himself as a senior brother who killed his father and enemy, and now he actually regarded himself as an ancestor, this is probably the only time in three years, right?
Suddenly, Lin Zheng's eyelids twitched, and then he shouted at the noisy crowd: "All senior brothers, calm down, this kind of thing will definitely not be done in the future, please disperse." ”
"The surname is Lin, you don't want to leave this and this dress secretly, right? If you want to sit on the ground and start the price, say a reserve price. The crowd didn't know who was screaming, and suddenly people were angry, cursing, and shouting kept ringing. Even the fat man beside Lin Zheng instantly withdrew dozens of feet away from the center of this storm.
Lin Zheng raised his head lightly and glanced around, calmly opened the torn clothes in his hand, opened the fire fold and lit a corner of the clothes, until the clothes turned into ashes, Lin Zheng said lightly: "Although Lin Mou's cultivation is low, he is an upright man, but he will not do such things." Then Lin Zheng turned around, ignoring the eyes of the people around him, and walked straight back to the house.
The people around instantly quieted down, there was ridicule, disdain, admiration, more than 100 people had a hundred mentalities at the moment, and then as time passed, people slowly dispersed, Lin Zheng could no longer hear the slightest noise in the house, nor could he feel the slightest breath. Lin Zheng just lay back on the bed and breathed a deep sigh of relief, just now, Lin Zheng felt Li Ruoshui's breath, so there was the scene just now, and it can't be said that Lin Zheng did it deliberately, even if there was no arrival of Li Ruoshui, Lin Zheng would definitely not sell the clothes. This can be regarded as selling one to Li Ruoshui, who told Lin Zheng to offend others twice in one day?
Just as Lin Zheng closed his eyes and was about to rest, Lin Zheng suddenly heard two words that were crisp but shy and grateful: "Thank you." ”
Lin Zheng sat up from the bed suddenly, and gathered the sound into a line to transmit the sound into the secret. Listening to the familiar voice, Lin Zheng couldn't help but bow his head and smile bitterly, he didn't expect that Miss Li Ruoshui was actually a sixth-grade master, seeing that she was only about fourteen or fifteen years old, she had already reached the sixth-grade, and there were very few people in this huge sect who had reached the fifth-grade at this age. It seems that Li Ruoshui's palm just now has been very merciful. Thinking of this, Lin Zheng couldn't help but have a good impression of Li Ruoshui to another level, obviously he inadvertently insulted others, but the other party just pushed himself out, with the strength of other people's six products, I am afraid that with a little force, I am afraid that he will be more than lucky. Besides, the second time he was in front of everyone, it can be said that a girl in the family lost face, and the other party didn't make a move, just scolded him, and finally thanked himself for a matter of course.
Reading this, Lin Zheng clenched his fists fiercely, secretly saying that if he didn't care what his situation would be in the future, if Li Ruoshui was sent and the poor and fell into the Yellow Spring, he would definitely fulfill her wish.
The relationship between people is so wonderful, no one will know what kind of earth-shattering it will bring to the future by an unintentional move, a soft word, the fate of the past life, or the thought of this life? I'm afraid the ancient sage can't say a thing or two.
Lin Zheng deeply remembered this shy and kind girl in his heart, closed his eyes and slowly breathed steadily, and fell asleep!