As the saying goes, heroes are sad to pass the beauty pass. Even if you ride thousands of seas, can you survive the gentle township?

There is a way that beautiful legs urge ghosts, and this is even reasonable.

Because of this, the four words of red face and disaster are also very reasonable, ladies and gentlemen, how many heroes in this world did not die in the battlefield of swords and guns, but died at the hands of beauties?

Without further ado, the book picks up.

Let's say that the little concubine Ning'er of the waiting tiger, a delicate flower, admires the hero, sees the black tiger, and is very moved, eager to fly to the military camp with the black tiger Wencun, sitting in the room, sighing, not knowing that he has been targeted by two sluts outside the window.

"Yueyue, what's the solution?" Wukong was overjoyed when he heard Yueyue say that he had a way to complete Master's task.

"Come here with your ears!" Yueyue laughed evilly.

Wukong leaned over, and the two muttered, and Wukong raised his head and gave Yueyue a thumbs up.

"Yueyue, I do all the fucking bastard things on weekdays, but today's plan is very bullshit! If it happens, then the black tiger can't be explained even if he jumps into the Yellow River! This plan is much better than the master's plan at the beginning!"

"That's a must! Is there a way that is better than blue? Yueyue shook her head and was about to make a move, but was pulled by Wukong.

"What are you doing!?"

"I'm naturally going to go!" Yueyue said with her eyes open.

"Rub it, why do you take advantage of such a thing!?"

"Die!who let me come up with this idea!" Yueyue said angrily.

Wukong looked at this little slut, he really couldn't do it. said: "Okay, be careful." “

"Look, monkey, give me the wind outside. If someone comes, immediately bring me down, don't spoil my good deeds!" Yueyue let out a wicked laugh, turned into a black tiger, pushed open the door and walked in.

"This slut!" Wukong sighed in his heart.

Besides, Ning'er, who was sitting there thinking about spring, heard the sound of the door behind her. Thinking it was a maid, he said angrily: 'What an ignorant thing!, why did you come in without telling you!?'

"If my sister-in-law doesn't like it, then I'll go out!" The male voice behind her shocked Ning'er. Hurriedly turned around, under the light, but it was not Chong Hei Hu who else could be.

Ning Er's mind slammed, her delicate body trembled, and her face was like a peach blossom. was so ashamed that he hurriedly said: "Where, where, I didn't expect it to be the second master." Don't tighten, don't tighten. The second master will do it. The slave family poured tea for you. ”

With that, Ning'er got up. personally poured tea for the "Black Tiger", but the pair of beautiful eyes stared at the Black Tiger.

"Hehe, my sister-in-law is so grateful to me so much. Chonghei Hu sat there, with a cheap smile on his face, and his eyes walked up and down Ning'er unscrupulously.

When Ning Er saw the Black Tiger here, she was surprised: On the hall just now, this thing looks like it doesn't go in with oil and salt, why has it suddenly become so rude now?

After figuring it out, Ning Er became more and more physically and mentally hot, came to the black tiger with tea, and said affectionately: "Second master, please drink tea." ”

"Sister-in-law really hurts me. "Black Tiger" stretched out his salty pig hand, grabbed Ning Er's hand, and rubbed it vigorously.

"Second master......" Ning Er's face was flushed, where could she pull it back.

"Sister-in-law, I really want to die!" The "black tiger" stopped Ning Er and pulled him into his arms.

"Second master......" Ning Er was hugged by the black tiger, smelling the masculine aura emanating from the black tiger's body, her whole body was soft, her heart beat like a deer, she was drunk early, where could she still move.

This woman is really delicious! Yueyue hugged this Ning'er, and the salty pig walked up and down, shouting loudly in her heart.

"Why is my sister-in-law's body shaking so much, could it be that she is in poor health? Hehe, but the younger brother knows a little about medicine, why don't you go to the bed and show your sister-in-law, how about it?" Yueyue hugged Na Ning'er and laughed evilly. ...,

"Second Master...... So...... It's good. "That Ning'er is about to suffocate, where is there any objection.

Yueyue laughed, picked up Ning'er, and walked to the soft bed.

"Rub, rub, rub!" Wukong was outside the door, looking at the scene in the room, he was really scratching his ears and cheeks, and he really wanted to knock Yueyue, a slut, to death with a stick.

This slut! Such a good thing, why did he let him stand up! Rub it! My old grandson still has to give him wind outside! How can there be such a reason!

Poor Wukong, standing under the window with a wishful golden hoop stick, the cold wind blew Qi B's tiger skin skirt and it was so cold that he couldn't do it, and he could hear the sound from the room, it was really worse than death.

was scolding Yueyue here, and suddenly saw a figure staggering in the corridor opposite.

"Ning'er, I'm hearty! Hehe, I'm here!

Wukong looked at it with a flash of eyes, and was so frightened that he couldn't do it: Rub, isn't that a tiger!?

"Yueyue! Chonghou Tiger is coming!" Wukong hurriedly transmitted the sound of the original god!

On the bed, Yueyue is really a white stripe in the waves of red fruits, and it is turning clouds and rain, and when I hear this, I am so angry.

"Lady's! Monkey! Don't you see I'm working! It's cool, it's not good, it's a fart stubble! Hugh is noisy! It's a big deal, it's cool to turn into a black tiger tomorrow night, how about it?"

Wukong was so angry that he was dizzy when he heard this.

"Who the hell is full of food and supplication!

"Rub!" Yueyue's heart trembled, she couldn't care about much, she jumped off with a reluctant sound, put on her underwear, but saw that the shadow of the tiger had been reflected in the window.

"Ling Niang!" Yueyue was so anxious that she couldn't care about wearing it anymore, holding her armor, she pushed open the door with a bang, and ran out with a smoke.

Chonghouhu was drunk, his whole body was scorched, and he was about to push the door into the house, when he came to the door, suddenly the door opened, and he hit his head with a bang, and Chonghouhu screamed in pain.

"Damn!" Chonghouhu turned around and was about to scold, but he couldn't help but be stunned.

I saw that under the moonlight, a tall figure held his armor and ran away with his bare buttocks, who else could it be if it wasn't his own brother!?

Chonghouhu rubbed his eyes. But I saw that the figure went out of the courtyard, turned a corner, and disappeared.

"What's going on!?" Chonghou Tiger was furious and pushed the door open, but saw that in the room, on top of the big bed. The bedding was messy, and Ning Er was even more paralyzed on the bed like white tofu, her face was like a peach blossom, and her head was big with a bang!

Thinking of the expression between Chonghei Tiger and Ning Er at the banquet again, Chonghou Tiger suddenly became angry!

"My mother's! My younger brother has bullied me!" Hou Hu was furious and stepped forward. grabbed Ning'er: "You are a slut! If you don't abide by women's morals, you will be angry with me if you do such a thing!"

Ning Er looked up and saw Hou Hu standing in front of the bed, screaming in fright. I thought I was caught, and my soul was scattered.

"Say!what's going on!?" Hou Hucang pulled out the sword at his waist, raised it high, and twisted it towards Ning Er.

There is a way that is a needle in a woman's heart. There is also a famous saying that the most poisonous woman's heart. Although this Ning Er is a woman, there is no difference between being greedy for life and afraid of death and a man, seeing that Hou Hu's sword was about to fall on him, he fell to his knees on the bed with a thud. Said: "Master Hou!

"Save you!?" Hou Hu became more and more angry when he heard this: "Do such an ugly thing." How to save you!"

"Master Hou!" that Ning'er covered her face with her hands and cried. It's really crying pear blossoms with rain, and even Chonghouhu can't help but be stunned.

"Master Hou! the slave family is single-minded, how can he live up to Master Hou!"

"What did you do like that!?" said Hou Hu angrily. ...,

Ning Er burst into tears and said, "Master Hou doesn't know anything. After the slave family came back, he dressed up and waited for the Hou master, but unexpectedly someone knocked on the door and opened the door, it was the second master. Master Hou, how can I offend him, so I put it into the house, who knows that the goods will be rude to the slave family without saying a word, and the slave woman will be able to escape from his clutches! He, he, he will be to the slave family...... Woooooooo ”

Ning Er cried while talking, and said while crying, looking like a little daughter, she was extremely distressed to hear Hou Hu, and she could hear Hou Hu's angry belly!

Bastard! Bastard! No wonder I drank half of the wine and left the goods, it turned out that I didn't go back to the camp, but came here!

Chong Hou Tiger Monster screamed, and was about to go out to settle accounts with the Black Tiger with his sword, walked to the door, sighed, but stopped.

Damn! Now that the army is pressing, it's all counting on him, if you fight with the black tiger, you will be annoyed by him, and you will leave, how will I be good?!

It's better to endure this breath for the time being, and wait for the retreat of the Yinjiao army, and then find this goods to settle accounts!

Chonghou Tiger threw the long sword in his hand on the ground and roared angrily at the sky.

"Hou Ye......" Na Ning'er, twisting her waist and coming over, was about to say something, but was slapped back by Chonghouhu.

"I'm angry with me! I'm angry with me! Black Tiger, since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust!"

Blackwater South City.

In an alley, Yueyue learned that Suosuo was getting dressed there, shaking her head as she got dressed.

"Damn! Damn! This goddamn tiger will find a fucking time! I was so happy, but I broke through! Monkey, hand me those bottoms, it's so cold! Ahh

Wukong looked at this thing like this, and couldn't wait to poke it with a golden hoop stick.

"You're a slut! Don't sell it if you're cheap!, you're at least cool, I'm outside to take the wind, and I'm pitiful!" Wukong scolded.

"I'm cool!?rub, monkey, climbing the mountain looks like it's about to reach the peak, and someone has taken it down, this taste, it's really fucking uncomfortable!

"Die!" Wukong held the golden hoop stick, thinking about the appearance of Yueyue Chiguoguo running out just now, and laughed uncontrollably.

laughed, nodded suddenly, and said: "Although the Chonghou Tiger is a good thing, but this goods came just in time! Damn, I really didn't intend to insert willows and willows, Yueyue, I see that because of this leak, the things that the master explained, we can successfully complete it." “

"It's done!?We haven't done what Master said?"

"No need! these bastard things you did today are enough to make that black tiger die without a place to be buried. Hehe. “

Wukong looked at the camp outside the city and smiled coldly: "Chonghei Tiger, Chonghe, Chonghe, Lingniang's hero, I can't imagine that I will be planted in the hands of a slut when I kill Lingling, right?" (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )