Chapter 18: The Prison Cell Farce

The reverse dragon carried the boy with his left arm and the virgin girl with his right arm, and the qualified dragon walked straight to the prison cell of the Dragon Palace, and then the two children were left behind.

The guard of the prison cell, the silver carp essence, hurriedly greeted him: "The little minister, the silver carp essence, respectfully invites St. Ann." ”

Although the reverse dragon won a lot and was complacent, he was still a little tired, so he was a little impatient: "Excuse me, excuse me, lock up these two dolls first, and don't run away." ”

Chong Yu Jing is a person who loves to figure out the intentions of the Lord, and he feels that the dragon king seems to have something to say, first locked up, and then, whether it is cooked or steamed or boiled or slaughtered, he does not say, this is the words are still unfinished, there is a lot of article, so he dared to ask tentatively: "Holy Lord, how long will it be locked?"

Ao Shun was originally happy at this time, but he had a feeling of loneliness, his heart was a little annoyed, his anger was a little uncomfortable, and his heart was a little suspicious.

The silver carp spirit was so frightened that he trembled, and said: "Qi Shengshang, the minister is flat-mouthed, and he can't speak shakingly, so it is inevitable that the Shengshang will listen to the left." “

Ao Shun said angrily: "Chong Yu Jing, do you dare to say that there is a problem with Lone King Shengcong?"

The silver carp essence trembled and said: "The king Shengcong is healthy, and he is thousands of miles away, but the minister's mouth is ugly, his words are not clear, and he has polluted Shengcong." ”

At this point, Ao Wei sounded quite alive and said, "It's pretty much the same." ”

The silver carp spirit took advantage of the situation and hurried down the steps and hurriedly earned performance. He opened the cell door and yelled at the child, "Go in!"

The two children looked at the black cell and looked strange, terrifying, and frightened. Standing and not daring to go in.

The silver carp spirit looked fierce: "Go in! Go in! What are you doing standing? Wait for death!"

Children are the treasure of their parents at home, their hearts are meat, they are used to playing, they are used to being wild, when have they ever seen this dark prison cell? It is the nature of children to love the sunshine, and it is the inevitable reaction of children's nature to fear the dark. Seeing that the two children did not move, the silver carp Jing was angry: "Hey! "While yelling, I rolled up my sleeves and was about to beat someone.

The two children still did not move, and in their childish hearts there was only one thought, and they went into the dark room. Just one word: death.

The silver carp spirit stepped forward and shoved the boy. The child let it. The silver carp fluttered into the air, planted a hungry dog to grab: "ouch".

The two children were secretly happy, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh. The appearance is weird, the facial expressions are funny, the lines are very special, and they are very expressive: they deserve it!

The silver carp spirit made a fool of himself in front of the dragon king, and he was thrown into a big somersault by a small action of the boy. He was annoyed and angry, and blood gushed upward: "You kid is still strong!" He tugged at the boy's ear.

Unexpectedly, the boy grabbed the hand of the silver carp essence and bit it down. "Ouch! my hand! you dare to bite me!" He slapped the boy and threw him on his stomach.

The boy gritted his teeth and stared at him. glaring at the silver carp essence,

The silver carp spirit gritted his teeth, rolled up his sleeves, and roared angrily: "Look at Lao Tzu to clean you up!"

Seeing this, the boy reluctantly moved slowly and slowly towards the cell......

"You let me in too! The silver carp spirit turned around and yelled and pushed at the virgin.

The virgin stood still

The silver carp spirit said angrily: "Do you want to beg for a fight?"

The virgin remained still.

"Do you want Lao Tzu to do it?"

The virgin's feet were rooted, and they did not move.

Ao Wei stood aside and watched the incompetent silver carp spirit hysterical performance. To be honest, the Dragon Monarch respects the Dragon Court, when has he witnessed such a primitive live newspaper drama. Ao Shun is watching this show completely with the mentality of watching a play. Love to watch the lively, not only the children's patent, in fact, adults, no matter the high or low, the position is low, whether the president is a civilian or a marshal or a native soldier, want to see the lively, want to see the bullying in the private heart is often there, very understandable, but some people are pseudo-strict. Fake serious, wrap yourself tightly, like a mummy without a little anger, stifling his curious childlike innocence. And the most precious quality in the world is childlike innocence. The old man talks about juvenile madness, which is the resurrection of childlike innocence. Even demons often have a moment of childlike innocence, and at this time, Ao's rebellious mentality is like a naughty child.

Long Jun watched his tricks on the side, and saw his appearance, which made the silver carp essence even more embarrassed, more embarrassed, and more angry, and the silver carp essence was angry, and he vented all the resentment and poison in his stomach to this weak virgin. He shoved the virgin into the cell with a single palm, and locked it with a clatter. Then he patted his chest and said, "King, you can't run." Whether this sentence came out of his mouth or is there another mystery, it is a countermeasure to Ao Zhifang's own tricks, or it is just a momentary slip of the tongue that has been smeared, and it remains to be said in the end.

"What do you mean by that?" The reverse dragon reacted very quickly, and felt that this was very harsh.

The silver carp spirit hurriedly explained: "The king, the minister said that the two babies are locked up now, and the two little babies will not be able to run away no matter what." "Chong Fish Essence, you clearly said: 'King, you can't run'. The lonely king heard it clearly, don't be cunning!" Ao Yi asked, wondering if this guy was taking revenge on the scene when the Dragon King watched the play coldly. It's hard to say, people's hearts are separated from the belly, and they really can't see clearly, and they are blurrier than seeing flowers in the fog.

The silver carp spirit felt that the situation was not good, and hurriedly defended: "The king, the minister is reporting to the king that these two boys can't run." ”

Ao Wei felt that his heart was always not good, and he always wanted to vomit like a caterpillar crawling in his stomach: "This sentence tastes very inconsiderate and disgusting." ”

Hearing Long Jun say this, the silver carp spirit was really scared. Once Long Jun compares the truth, Long Yan is furious, do I still have a place to bury a little silver carp essence. The silver carp spirit hurriedly swore an oath: "Lord Dragon, I dare to swear to the sky, that is, the Lord of Heaven lent me 120,000 guts." The little silver carp didn't dare to risk the disapproval of the dragon world, saying that it would be hit by five thunders. ”

Maybe it's because of the trick I watched just now, Ao Shun's mood hasn't turned bad at this time, and he listens to the confession of the little silver carp essence. Forgive him for not having the guts of this dog: "The lonely king borrowed twenty-four guts from you, and you didn't dare to say the counterwords that punished your nine clans." ”

It seems that the situation has improved, and in order to consolidate the phased results that have been achieved, Chong Yujing decided to take a detour: "The imagination of the king is too rich, and the minister is less than one in 120,000. ”

Ao Yi always felt that there was something wrong with this sentence, and he grabbed this sentence and didn't let go, he had to do it well, and he had to do it big and do a good job before he stopped: "Lonely King always feels that your words sound very awkward, and there is something hidden in it." ”

The silver carp pat a whole set of sycophants: "The king is quick-minded and more active than young people." He is a model to all peoples. It's really a mountain uphill. The scenery stops. ”

The silver carp essence slapped the itch of the dragon's neck, and Ao Yi immediately turned his suspicion into joy when he heard this: "Huh." I can't see that you, an inconspicuous ghost guy, can still speak well, are very good at words, and can throw literature and martial arts, and write a set of ways to come. The lonely king sees that your mouth is a little flattened, but you are quite cultured, the lonely king will never judge people by their appearance, and you can be a propaganda section chief. ”

The silver carp spirit hurriedly knelt down and thanked: "The little minister thanks Lord Longen." "The silver carp thought that it was really the favor of the heavens, and he was offended by his words and blessed by his sins, and he also got an official to be in charge. It was about the time when a big white fruit tree grew on my ancestral grave, which blessed me with the essence of silver carp.

Ao rebelled on a whim, and made a wish to the silver carp to seal the official, and naturally became much more angry: "Take a good look at the prison cell, and you must not relax in the slightest." ”

Silver carp: "Yes." ”

People's emotions, good and bad, are often repeated. It is not very permissible to say that Ao Wei is completely uneducated, and he is sometimes very "chewing words" and "picking words", for example, although this section of the public case seems to have been decided, he has been pondering the words of the silver carp essence, "King, you can't run." "Something's wrong.

At this moment, the little crab yellow of the river patrol Yasha ran to play in a panic: "Shengshang, the little patrol river is encountering Li Jiajun scolding and fighting by the river. ”

Ao Wei asked, "Scolding the war, don't care about it." The wind of scolding blows, and it is the iron that hits. Too lazy to care about it. ”

The little crab's yellow eyebrows and beard were wrinkled, and he looked very uncomfortable: "The scolding is so ugly! It damages the glorious image of the saint, and the little one really can't stand it, so he hurriedly runs back to play the saint." “

Ao Yi was a little uneasy: "What are they scolding?"

"Small inconvenience repeated. ”

Ao Wei was a little angry: "If you don't say it, run back and play a ball!"

Xiao Crab Roe continued to increase: "The little one doesn't dare to open this tooth." ”

Ao rebelled and took a fierce medicine: "The widow is going to kill you, do you want to say it?"

Xiao Xiehuang felt that it would be too much to boil any longer, so he hurriedly played: "I said, I said." Li Jiajun took turns scolding and fighting, saying that the saint is a soft egg, a ghost who is afraid of death, and a shrimp, where is it like a dragon and a fierce dragon?"

"Are you done scolding?" Ao Wei didn't get angry.

Seeing that Ao Yi was still not energetic, Xiao Xi Huang said again: "Holy Lord, there are even more ugly scoldings." ”

Ao Shun is a dead pig anyway, not afraid of boiling water: "Scolding the widow is a shrimp, it's poisonous enough, is there anything more poisonous?"

"They scolded the saint for being a lobster crossed between shrimp and dragons, so he was more timid than a mouse. “

Xiao Crab Roe didn't take advantage of Yujuan, but was knocked out of two front teeth, and his minions were beaten to the ground by Li Erlang, and he couldn't repay this revenge on his own. Only by borrowing the power of the Dragon Court can he take revenge, so it is unknown whether Xiao Crab Roe's remarks are playing with right and wrong, adding fuel and vinegar, and wanting to provoke Ao Rebellion to go to war.

Ao Yi was really enraged: "Ahhh

Xiao Crab Huang said happily: "The saint is wise, fight the Li family's army, and revive the dragon's majesty!"

Ao Wei knew that he was not the opponent of Li Jiajun, so why should he fight angrily, because he was angry, he was taboo to fight. Ao reversed the dragon eye to run, three circles on the left, three circles on the right, and said: "Gao hangs the battle card." Little crab roe, why don't you talk with your teeth?"

Xiao Crab Huang was very embarrassed when he was asked, and his face turned blue and white for a while, and he definitely didn't dare to say that he was knocked out of two front teeth by the jade silk. I had no choice but to say: "Shengshang, I accidentally fell a few days ago and lost two front teeth, so I don't care about talking." ”

Ao Yi said with concern: "Be careful in the future, you have to recuperate for a few days." You can step back. ”

The little crab roe hurriedly retreated.

Ao reversed and asked the silver carp essence: "The little crab roe is obviously a man's body, how can it be called a little crab roe? ”

The silver carp spirit played: "The saint doesn't know, the father of the little crab roe speaks a little loudly, and as soon as he pays a sissy, everyone will give him a nickname, and he will be called the big yellow crab." The son of the big crab roe is naturally called the little crab roe. ”

Ao Yi listened to it with interest and said: "So it's such a thing, it's interesting, it's so interesting." Chong carp essence, you have a lot of stories in the aquarium. ”

The silver carp said, "It's all taught by the saints. ”

Nearest the king nearest the gallows. The dragon face is unpredictable. Ao Yi felt that this sentence didn't sound so appropriate, as if it was sarcastic, so he remembered the previous sentence "The king can't run".

The silver carp spirit noticed a slight change in Long Jun's expression, and wanted to slip away. Nai Song asked, "What else does Your Majesty have any holy will? If there is no matter of the minister, the minister will be on duty." ”

"Wait. Ao Wei only said two words, the dragon face was ugly, it seemed that Ao Shun was going to settle the old and new accounts for the silver carp essence together. Also, the dignified Dragon Monarch was swept over by a cell boss, and what kind of system did he become? When it was passed out, he was not laughed at yet? Does the Dragon Monarch still have his dignity? How can he still sit on this dragon chair?

Ao Shunzheng was obsessed with that vicious remark, but he couldn't think about it, and he was angry. Now there is another sentence: "All are taught by the Holy Beings". Therefore, Ao Wei always has to say that this sentence sounds very harsh, and there is a pun when it is said and a pun when analyzed. He glanced at the silver carp essence, who knows what kind of heart this bastard has? This guy doesn't look good, and his status is too low, a prison pawn who doesn't enter the product, it's not worth it to be angry with Long Yan, it's really not good to have a seizure, and he can't sneeze a little, so Long Yan turned iron blue again.

It has always been said that there are unforeseen wind and rain in the sky, the rain turns sunny, the sunny turns cloudy, and the yin turns sunny, no one can predict, Zhuge Liang borrowed the east wind, it was an accidental coincidence, it was bumped into, and it was bumped into, and we Sichuan dialect is also called stepping on the. Ao Rebellious's mentality at this time, in the final analysis, can still be summed up with that ancient saying: "It is easy to rise and fall, and it is easy to overturn the hearts of villains." ”

When the silver carp spirit saw that the dragon face of the dragon prince was uncertain, he changed back and forth, and he was so frightened that he only resigned: "The king, Your Majesty, the minister was fooled by these two turtle sons, and he was a little incoherent, begging the king, Your Majesty forgives you." ”

Ao Yi lost some anger when he heard this, walked a few steps and turned back, and said sternly: "Chong Yu essence, don't let anyone in, otherwise you will be killed!"

The silver carp spirit promised: "Obey." ”

Only then did Ao Wei swagger towards Long Ting.