Chapter 248: Humanoid Fat Pig
The two of them were sitting in the square enjoying a rare moment of leisure and warmth in recent days, when suddenly Roddy heard a commotion from the corner of the square in the distance, and saw several knights dressed in royal knights walking towards here, as if they were looking vigilant, searching everywhere with careful eyes. 【】
"Look. Roddy gestured with his eyes.
Miao Si smiled lightly and covered her mouth and said, "I'm afraid that someone has lost their horse and came out to find a horse thief." After a pause, Miao Yun continued to explain: "There is a horse market in the royal capital nearby, and there are often some thieves who steal horses to sell the stolen horses, and those knights who lose their horses must have gone there. ”
Roddy grinned, pulled up Mioss, and the two of them ran quickly to lead their horses and quietly left in the opposite direction of the square.
Naturally, there was no need to sneak away like this as the two of them, but at the moment, both of them felt that it was novel and interesting to do so, and they fled on horseback all the way, leaving only a string of happy laughter on the street. The two of them were running happily, but when they passed an intersection, a galloping carriage rushed out of the oblique side.
Seeing that Luo Di's war horse was frightened, the two sides were about to collide together, but fortunately, Luo Di's riding skills were really clever, and he pulled the reins hard, and the horse neighed, and actually kicked high with his front hooves!
Luo Di had just stopped the horse, and the other coachman, frightened, stopped in a hurry, but because of inertia, the carriage was thrown out at once, swept a piece on the ground, and almost flipped over.
It was easy to wait for both sides to stop, and immediately someone shouted angrily, "Bastard!!!
Before he could finish speaking, he whipped towards Roddy.
Luo Di frowned slightly, turned his head sideways, and the other party's whip was emptied. Roddy didn't want to cause trouble, and it was indeed himself and Miaosi who got carried away with their horses just now, and they almost caused trouble.
But the other party didn't hesitate to see that Luo Di actually "boldly" dodged and shouted. Xun dared to get on a few war horses from the back of the carriage, and the knights were all dressed in armor. Immediately they surrounded him, and several spears were raised horizontally, encircling Roddy and Miosie in the middle.
"What's the matter, do you want to fall me to death!!" a shrill roar came from the carriage, and then the coachman immediately rushed to the side of the carriage, and said respectfully, "Little, miss...... It's two guys who don't have long eyes standing in the way. ”
"Hmph!" a heavy cold snort, and the voice of the "young lady" came from the carriage, "Give me twenty lashes for one of me!
The coachman immediately responded. Turning back to the surrounded Roddy, he shouted, "You two listen! Our young lady said, one person will be rewarded with twenty lashes and let you go!"
He pinched the horsewhip twice, walked over with a sneer on his face, and when he got closer to see Miaosi's appearance, he couldn't help but be stunned. He had never seen such a beautiful girl, and his eyes involuntarily showed a little infatuation, and then the smile on the corner of his mouth was strange: "That." So beautifully little Niko. It's not good to break it. Come and get the whip alone, boy!"
The guard-looking knights on either side got out of the way, and the coachman walked up to Roddy. Seeing that Luo Di was still riding on the horse, he said coldly: "What's the matter? Do you want me to drag you down!"
Miaosi's face had already sunk. Her personality has always been arrogant and indifferent, and her tenderness is only for Roddy, and she has never had a good face for others, seeing that the other party is unreasonable, her eyes have shown a little anger. Luo Di knew in his heart that if he angered Miaosi, let alone such a few knights, even in the entire royal capital, I am afraid that no one may be able to stop Miaosi. He immediately gently shook Miaosi's hand, shook his head secretly, and said loudly: "We were wrong just now, and we almost overturned you." Let's just apologize for that! What else do we want? Besides, if it weren't for your carriages running wild in the streets, how could they have collided together? If we want to say wrong, it's not just our fault. ”
"Hmph, what a big boldness!" The coachman had a bit of arrogance on his face: "Don't you listen to the accent! Don't you even recognize the carriage of the right prime minister's family? Who dares to stop this carriage in the entire royal capital!" After speaking, the coachman was already quite impatient, and he stretched out his hand and slapped it with a whip.
But I heard a miserable cry of "oops", and I didn't see how Luo Di moved, but I saw the coachman fly out at once, fell to the ground and rolled a few times before holding his head and yelling.
"Bold!" this time it was a middle-aged man from among the guards and knights, his face was gloomy, and he shouted: "Arrest it!"
Several knights sent their spears forward - they didn't really want to kill Roddy, they just wanted to force them to immobilize with their spears. Roddy's eyes narrowed, and a hint of fierceness flashed in his eyes.
Immediately I heard the crisp sound of ping-pong, and those knights shouted in pain one by one, and then looked at the spears in their hands, which were shortened into two and fell to the ground, and all the knights' hands were full of blood, and I didn't know what strange method this young man used just now, and he actually broke everyone's spears in an instant and threw them on the ground, these knights only felt a huge force coming from the spear, and the palm of the hand was in sharp pain, and they couldn't help but let go.
Luo Di clapped his hands lightly and said lightly: "Just now we rode too fast and collided with you, and we apologized and apologized." Forget it, we still have to hurry!" He just heard the other party say "right minister" repeatedly, and he had already expected that the other party must be the right minister's family member, so he left a little leeway and did not make a ruthless move.
Otherwise, with Luo Di's identity and strength at this time, the other party actually dared to attack him, it would be more than just breaking the weapon.
"Hey, hey, what a trick!" came a sound of annoyance from inside the carriage, and then the carriage door was pushed open, and the "young lady" jumped out of the carriage door.
Looking at the "young lady" standing in front of him, Luo Di was stunned for a moment and couldn't speak.
It's nothing else, it's just that this young lady's appearance is really a little weird. She was not dressed in the clothes of ordinary aristocratic women, but in a mighty armor!
The sword was also different from the slender sword worn by ordinary nobles, but a standard giant slashing sword!
Looking at this young lady again, Roddy couldn't help but laugh.
It's not that the other party is ugly. In good conscience, this big and small sister has fair skin and bright eyes. White teeth and red lips. A long flowing hair.
It's just that......
It's just that she's too "plump".
The original pair of blazing eyes were squeezed into two thin slits on her face at this moment. If you hadn't looked closely, you would have almost been able to see that those two gaps were actually her eyes. Her nose was also quite straight, but it was squeezed together by the fat on both sides of her cheeks, and she looked like a garlic head.
Those two lips are also bright red, but they are too fat, even if she doesn't laugh, she just makes a sneer at the moment...... This smile is terrible, how do you look like a bloody mouth!
As for her figure...... It's barely a lordosis or a backlift. It's a pity that it's seven or eight times larger than the usual woman's size. If she were to divide her body into seven or eight. Then each one can still be regarded as graceful.
As for her waist...... Well, to be fair, she's waistless anymore, that's just three or four buckets!
The eldest lady stood right in front of Roddy's horse, like a mountain of meat! Not that she was too fat, barely worth four or five fat pigs.
As for her age...... Actually, it's not too old, depending on the age. can barely be Roddy's mother.
Look at this Roshan in front of you. Roddy couldn't help but sigh. He suddenly admired the coachman!
With such a "big lady" in the carriage, she can still set up the carriage so fast...... And the horses pulling the carts...... Well, and the carriage. It seems that the solidity of the Roland 6 subway wood is really worthy of its reputation!
As if sensing Luo Di's gaze, the eldest lady shouted, "What do you see!" After speaking, she slashed the giant chopping sword in her hand as if threatening.
That sword is indeed not small, and the weight is probably not light, at least in Roddy's memory, the only person he knows is the giant guard of the Tulip family who used to use a big sword of this weight and size.
But such a big sword, in the hands of this "burly" lady, is as small as an embroidery needle.
Roddy immediately withdrew his gaze - because of his old appearance, Roddy never showed any ridicule at the strange appearance of others. He cleared his throat, sat on the horse, nodded slightly, and said, "We were in a hurry just now and accidentally crashed into your carriage, so I apologize first." Everyone has something to do, so please don't pursue it anymore......
As for the damage to the weapons of your men, I am willing to compensate. With that, Roddy reached out and took it into his arms.
It's just that this one is empty. He didn't have half a gold coin on him at all, and there were originally a few gold coins from the Bright Empire, which were used up when he bought flowers this morning, and even if he wanted to secretly pinch the gold coins into gold nuggets at this moment, he couldn't show them.
Seeing that Luo Di's face was embarrassed, the "eldest lady" immediately guessed the other party's mind and smiled disdainfully. Luo Di smiled bitterly: "I don't have any money with me, may I ask if you are from the right minister's mansion? I will send the money later." ”
"Report your name!Your Excellency!, you have wounded my men, and I will challenge you according to the tradition of the knights of Roland!" The eldest lady's tone was low, but she couldn't hide the arrogance in it: "I am the daughter of the right minister of the kingdom of Sauron, and my name is Ruolan. ”
Ruolan?
It took almost great perseverance on Roddy to force down the urge to laugh.
If it were you, looking at a woman standing in front of you, who was five big and three thick, murderous, holding a big sword that only strong men use, a forty-year-old woman, who called her name "Ruolan......
Luo Di frowned and said in a low voice, "Miss Ruolan...... We also inadvertently collided with Your Excellency. I think that's the end of it...... I'm ...... with the right minister."
Miao Si was a little impatient, with her identity, what right and left, noble ministers, even if the king saw her, he had to be polite, where had she suffered this kind of sullenness? She snorted unhappily, and said coldly: "It's just an accident, you are unreasonable first!
As soon as she spoke, the eldest lady named Ruolan immediately attracted her eyes to Miaosi. I saw Ruolan clearly in a trance, seeing that the delicate woman in front of her was slightly angry, and although Mei Yu saw that although there was faint anger, her stunning face and faint charm could not be concealed.
This Miss Ruolan's eyes lit up, and the kind of content revealed in her eyes was clearly a kind of intoxication, and the expression on her face involuntarily became obscene and Brother Pig.
With Miaosi's appearance, any man who has seen her face shows such an expression, Miaosi has long been accustomed to it, but at this moment, such eyes and expressions come from a woman's face, Miaosi feels a chill in her heart for no reason.
Sure enough, the eldest lady Ruolan swallowed a mouthful of saliva unabashedly, stared at Miaosi with a pair of eyes unabashedly, took a deep breath, and smiled a little strangely, "I can't imagine that there is such a woman in the royal capital...... Well, so be it, if you give this woman to me, I'll spare your life, how about it?!"
When he said this, even Roddy was dumbfounded. If an ordinary nobleman sees a beautiful woman and wants to take it for himself, it is quite ordinary, but could it be that this eldest lady actually likes women?!"
The muscles at the corners of Miaosi's eyes trembled faintly, obviously angry in her heart, her fists had already been clenched, with Luo Di's understanding of her, I was afraid that this black gauze sage would throw a fireball at any time, and she would smash this pervert-like lady in front of her.
Luo Di drank coldly: "Boring!"
He didn't want to pay attention to the other party anymore, he glanced at Ruolan coldly, pulled up the reins and was about to leave, thinking that with his own strength, the other party would definitely not be able to stop him.
"Stop!" Ruolan snorted, looking at Luo Di and Miao Si with a pair of squinted eyes, and when her eyes turned to the war horse that the two were riding, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she laughed in a low voice: "Your accent doesn't seem to be human! But look at your horse, it is clear that it is the war horse of the Royal Knights! Tell me, where did these two horses come from! The Kingdom of Sauron decrees that the royal horse is only the royal family
The nobles and the Royal Knights can only ride!I'm afraid you two are not the royal family!How come I don't recognize you at all!" She smiled coldly: "I saw people from the Royal Knights in front of me searching for something in front just now, it can't have anything to do with you!"
At this moment, there were dozens of Pegasus horses behind, all of them wearing the armor of the Royal Knights, and the dozens of cavalry Pegasus galloped in front of everyone, and jumped off the horse with a neat sound.
Roddy looked embarrassed, thinking that the other party was looking for the horse thief. Although he is not afraid of these people, the dignified imperial envoy actually came to steal the horse, no matter how he said it, his face was shameless.
But those knights didn't even look at Luo Di, bowed to Ruolan for a knight, and said respectfully: "Your Royal Highness the Princess, Your Majesty has an order, please go back, tonight there will be a banquet in the palace to entertain distinguished guests, you must attend." ”
Princess??
Roddy's face was almost round.
The children of the right minister, the princess?
She wouldn't be the king's wife, would she?
For the first time in his life, Roddy finally developed some admiration and sympathy for that king......