The 307th episode of the old turtle Wen Huang Shiren set three plans

The 307th round of the old turtle Wen Huang Shiren set three plans

Ji Chang's begging for Wang Yuwen, although Xiqi was very passive, but it also really gave Feiyan City Bigan and others a solid eye medicine, not only Bigan, but Wang Mo and others were also gearing up to kill Xiqi, but Huang Shiren said it, and the group of people were all deflated.

Everyone is not a fool, although they have the intention to kill thieves, but there is no such thing as "powerless to return to heaven". With the current strength of Feiyan City, if it is killed, there will definitely be no return.

"Master, if you have any bad ideas, just talk about them. "Wukong was overjoyed to hear Huang Shiren say that he had an idea.

"I guess it's another idea that lacks morality. Yuan Hong poked beside him, didn't speak for a long time, and as soon as he spoke, he came to a real sentence.

Huang Shiren took a sip of tea, wiped his mouth, and waved his big hand: "Pen and ink waiting!"

"What!?" Not to mention Wukong and others, it was Sanxiao and others, and when they heard that Huang Shiren wanted pen and ink, they were also stunned.

This slut, if it's a bad idea, that's his forte, but Wuwen can't seem to fight with him.

"Slut, do you want to dry your pen and ink?" Bi Xiao laughed.

Huang Shiren smiled: "Damn, since Ji Chang and Lao ** can write such a bullshit essay, I will also write one!"

"You write an essay!?" Bigan was about to collapse: "Do you also want to send troops to the song?!"

"What are you doing, your head is really worse day by day, why do I want to send troops to the court!?

"Dare to ask the regent, but what do you want to write?" Bo Yi Kao couldn't help it over there.

If it is cheap, he does not rely on his opponent, but compared to blowing, playing, singing, writing, and painting, Bo Yi Kao feels that even fifty Jingming Dao people are definitely not his opponents.

Huang Shiren said with a straight face: "Everyone, what do you think of Ji Chang's text?"

"What else do you think about this! Naturally, it is a great rebellion and a loss of conscience!" Bigan didn't even think about it.

Huang Shiren shook his head: "I don't think so." “

"Oh, I would like to hear the regent's opinion. “

"This article, reasoning says, Ji Changfa was earlier. If there is no such thing as us in Northern Xinjiang, it would be fine, but now that we occupy Northern Xinjiang, although the big merchants are chaotic now, there are many soldiers and generals, if they attack together, Xiqi's soldiers and horses are not opponents. “

"What the regent said is, I'll write a letter to the Taishi and ask him to send troops, and we are cooperating here, wouldn't it be good to have a two-way attack!?" said Bigan happily.

Huang Shiren glanced at him and said, "What you said is a bastard! If it is usual, it is possible." But now that Dashang is sending troops and horses to Dong Bohou and Nan Bohou on the one hand, it is very laborious, not to mention, plus Hu Ximei is blowing pillow wind in the ears of the king of Xu, how can there be soldiers coming?"

"Well, yes. But the regent, you can't just be so cheap Ji Chang!"

"That's nature. Huang Shiren sighed and said, "Although this text makes Ji Chang a little passive, there are many benefits. If you don't want to find a way, Ji Chang's old goods may have to win the hearts of the people in the world, and when the hearts of the people will return to Xiqi, it will be difficult for us to do it. “

"Then the regent, you can reverse this document?"

"Who am I?" said Huang Shiren.

Bo Yi Kao stood up, walked to the front of the case, and said: "Regent, Bo Yi is not talented in the exam, but he has some research on pen and ink, why don't I try it?"

Huang Shiren laughed: "Bo Yi Kao, if you write some wind and snow, it will naturally be good, but you can't write this essay." “

"Why?"

"When I'm done writing, won't you just see it?" Huang Shiren said, grabbed the pen, brushed and brushed on the silk, wrote it, threw the pen, clapped his hands and said, "You guys look." “...,

A soldier had already come over and hung up the silk, and everyone crowded to him and read it, and the room was really full of applause!

"Rub! I can't imagine that my master is so powerful!

"Where is the bull fork! This is clearly cheap!"

"I love it!"

"Regent good means!"

......

The room was full of people, and all of them praised it, even Na Bigan was also triumphant: "The regent's document can be worth a million soldiers, I'm afraid that as soon as this document comes out, Ji Chang's old goods will be abused by the world!"

Ladies and gentlemen, what kind of bullshit essay did Huang Shiren write that could make such a group of people applaud?

But on the silk, there is such a text.

The title is very clear: "For the eldest prince Yin Jiao to ask for Ji Chang Lao ** text!"

It reads as follows:

When the wind is heard and the grass is strong, the grass has seen the hearts of the people for a long time, in peacetime, the flies camp dogs are loyal and treacherous, and when the society is in danger, the villains and sluts and unrighteous people appear on the stage, disgusting and fatal!

Dashang has been in the country for 600 years since the Tang King conquered Xia Ji. The country descends, the virtuous lords come out in succession, and all the people admire, such as the yellow heaven and earth, such as the bright sun and the moon, the destiny of heaven returns, and there is no difference for a while.

Wang Xuan, a young man and a hero, a generation of heroes, is fascinated by traitors, and this sincerity is also a sinister affair, which is really a guilty edict. Since ancient times, monarchs and ministers, fathers and sons, the eldest prince and the eldest son, the eldest son of the king, young and pure, loving the people and the country, being the son of a man, the father is damaged and the son is replaced, may the sin be thanked to the people of the world!

The so-called loyal and righteous people are also fathers for the country and the people, so Yin Jiao is not talented, and when he is in danger, he stands in Xiqi and Northern Xinjiang with his own small strength, raises the banner of righteousness, and asks for traitors for the world!

There are two traitors!

On the one hand, today's noble Hu Ximei is also a demon, who is either a human being or a demon, confusing the king, corrupting the foundation of the ancestors, poisoning the people of the world, and committing a great crime, and it is difficult to obey the world if he does not want it!

The ancestors are the wild men who let the horses go, and their ancestors, females, strange and ugly, with three breasts, black faces, stinky feet, tribal hybrids, gave birth to the ancestors of Ji Chang, and then flies camp dogs, treacherous and cunning, and it is difficult to write. The great Shang Li, the merchant king is benevolent, given to the land, and educates the king's grace, which is to become obedient to the people, and now, it has been dozens of generations.

Chang was born in Xiqi Mansion, the mansion was awarded by the state, the title was awarded by the state, eating, drinking and Lazar were all big businessmen and people, and the king treated him well, and Xu Zhi was the Marquis of Xibo, and he was rewarded repeatedly. Grace is like Tarzan!

Ji Chang is young and rape, peeking at his mother taking a bath at the age of four, bowing hard to the little girl next door at the age of five, selling asshole at the age of six, and being double-flown at the age of seven...... When he is 20 years old, he is full of ambition and has the heart to encroach on the world, so he will sell his reputation and reputation privately. Before, he entered the court song, secretly robbed Daji, but let the general Nangong Shi be rude to Daji, known to the world, and then reprimanded, holding a grudge, seducing the scum of the fairy world Jiang Shang Jiang Ziya and Xi Kunlun and his gang, recruiting troops and buying horses, and bent on attacking Chaoge!

Ji Chang raised troops for ambition, and the immortals of West Kunlun used their souls to practice demon methods for slaughtering the people, and they were really maggots among the scum immortals!

Su asked, the king let the ministers die, the ministers had to die, killing the king is like killing the father, it is the most despised wicked person of etiquette, righteousness and shame! Ji Chang's move, the conscience was lost, and he colluded with the scum of West Kunlun to kill the people, and he was even more **!

Yin Jiao is not talented, one is to atone for his father, and he is willing to crusade against this thief, and the second is for the six hundred years of Dashang, and he swears to kill this old man! Third, for the lives of the people in the world, his wife and children, he is willing to kill the demons of West Kunlun, and he is also sleepy. The suburbs know that their strength is weak, but a manly man, he would rather stand and die than die on his knees, this is what I think!

If there are righteous people, stand up for the country and the people, help the suburbs, and throw yourself into the ground, be grateful!

If you don't kill Ji Chang, the ministers and thieves, there will be no peace in the country and no peace in the people!

The prince of the great merchant is in the suburbs. ”...,

The one who is proficient in articles in Flying Rock City is none other than Gan. Bigan read it over and over again, and he really shook his head when he was happy when he read it, and praised Huang Shiren for this bullshit essay written again and again.

On the one hand, it is said that the glory of the Great Shang is full of praise and awakens the people's memory of the glory of the Great Shang, on the other hand, the Great Highness is established as a generation of wise kings, and the father apologizes to the people of Tiannian, wins back the hearts of the people, and asks for the life of the people for the way of heaven, which is touching, on the other hand, scolds the old thief Ji Chang, exposes his pickled face, especially writes about his ancestors and the things of his youth, which is really a relief of hatred! At the end of this, it is to call on people all over the world to help themselves ask for it, and it is also to invisibly fight for their own strength, although the article is short, it is extremely bullish!"

Doing this, it really speaks the hearts of a group of people.

Yin Jiao over there was also happy, got up and stamped his seal, and said: "Spread this text all over the world, the sooner the better!"

"Yes!" Wang Mo and the others got up to receive the order, took out the paper, and inevitably let the quick documents be copied countless times, and the clouds were scattered all over the world.

"Regent, it's really powerful!" Bo Yi Kao admired Huang Shiren's method very much.

It was that Yunxiao, looking at Huang Shiren, his heart was also warm, and he said secretly: "I can't imagine that this slut can write such a strange article!"

Huang Shiren was very happy, and said: "Although this text is good, it is a bit of a shadow, if you want to have a better effect, you must have follow-up actions." ”

"Follow-up action?" Bigan wondered after hearing this, and hurriedly said, "What action?"

Huang Shiren said eloquently: "Naturally, it is a big deal!

"This is the first, change the Xiqi Northern Xinjiang to Tianwei County, the Tianwei people, the majesty of the Son of Heaven, in the name of righteousness and righteousness! Change the banner of the northern Xinjiang and the soldiers and horses to the name of the big business, and the truth of the righteous text!

"Second, build an altar for thieves, choose an auspicious day for the zodiac, worship the heavens and worship the ancestors, Yin Jiao thinks that he is the generalissimo of the thief, a white flag, and the word 'kill the thief' is written on it, officially, so that it can not only wake up the people of the world, but also become the only hope for the decadent businessmen, these two also!"

"Third, issue a commanding order to the world, and send troops to Xiqi on a certain day!"

Before Huang Shiren finished speaking, he grabbed Huang Shiren over there!

"Regent, your mother's own fool!?"

Over there, Wukong was also dizzy and shouted, "Master, your head was also squeezed by the door!"

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