In the 226th episode, Huang San entered the Hall of Joy, and the strange woman shot hard
The 226th time, Huang San entered the Hall of Joy, and the strange woman shot hard
The book is picked up again. Let's say that Huang Shiren and Long Ji were breathed and knew that Jiang Ziya's woman named Hu Ximei, who was dedicated to the king of Xu, was practicing an extremely fierce secret method taught in the West, and they were worried.
After I went back, I tossed and turned all night and couldn't sleep.
"I hope this Hu Ximei is not that Hu Ximei. Seeing that the sky was overcast and shining, Huang Shiren sighed.
After putting on it, he pushed the door out, only to see Wukong sitting at the door with a golden hoop stick and falling asleep.
The weather was already a little cold, the flowers in the courtyard were withered, the grass was yellow, and there was a thick layer of frost on the ground, Huang Shiren couldn't help but shiver when he came out, but he saw Wukong, sleeping at the door, his eyebrows and hair were covered with a white layer of frost flowers.
Lao Huang knows that since the last time he was taught in the West and Zhun Ti is desperate, Wukong has always been worried about his safety, and he must run to the door every night to keep vigil, Lao Huang told him countless times not to guard, but this goods has never been in the left ear and out of the right ear.
Think about it, although several of his apprentices are extremely filial, the most intimate to him is Wukong.
Huang Shiren sighed, took out a robe from the fairy bag and gently put it on Wukong, who knew that Wukong jumped up suddenly, and beckoned over without opening his eyes to the stick in his hand.
"Rub, who dares to touch my master here!Where does the family live, who are the parents, but there are beautiful sisters!?"
Huang Shiren couldn't cry or laugh, and slapped him away: "Die! Don't keep learning your master's famous sayings!"
Wukong saw that it was Huang Shiren, and smiled: "Master, why did you get up so early today, and the sun hasn't come out yet." ”
"I can't sleep. Huang Shiren shook his head, and asked a few little demons in the courtyard to carry the sedan chair, and he hugged Wukong to chat.
"Wukong, do you really like that Long Ji?"
Wukong was extremely embarrassed to be asked, and his hair was red.
"Master, what about you! A manly man, if you like it, you like it, if you don't like it, you don't like it, how can you grind it!" Huang Shiren glared.
Wukong scratched his head and said, "Master, I'm very rare. ”
"Got it!" Huang Shiren glanced at Wukong, left the corridor and went straight to the sedan chair.
"Master, I heard Zhong say, what kind of matchmaker is needed for this marriage event, the order of my parents, I am an orphan, and there is no matchmaker, how can I be good?" Wukong chased after him.
"Your mother! All the women that we Taoist people fancy to are on the orders of the bullshit matchmaker and the bullshit parents, and if you can't get it, you have to create the conditions to do it! Do you know!?" Huang Shiren's extremely angry voice came from the sedan chair.
"Oh. I see. Wukong carried the golden hoop stick and smiled: "If that's the case, then I have to make the overlord bow hard!"
With a squeak, the sedan curtain was lifted, and Huang Shiren's frustrated face was revealed: "Wukong, the overlord also has to teach skills when he is on the bow, and the master will tell you well another day, so as not to lose the master's people." “
"Thank you, Master, or Master is good to me!"
"By the way, you don't have any experience in the kung fu in this room, why don't you give you guidance and guidance for the master when you go to the bow!?"
"Master, you're talking bastard!
"Let's study together and make progress together!"
"Die! Besides, I'm going to get angry! Maybe I'm going to kill the teacher!"
", this conscienceless thing!"
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The two masters and apprentices, chirping crookedly along the way, went straight to the palace of King Chaoge.
After entering the noon gate and entering the main hall, Wen Zhong, Jiang Ziya, Huang Feihu, Bigan and others also arrived, followed by a group of civil and military ministers.
It was cold, and a bunch of people stood there stomping their feet. ...,
"Hello Guowu, hello brothers!" Huang Shiren smiled and walked in and waved his big hand.
"Participate in the National Teacher!" the ministers of civil and military affairs saluted one after another.
"Where's the king?" Huang Shiren turned his face to look at the dragon chair, which was empty.
At this time, he had already arrived in the world of the last dynasty.
"This ......" Bigan walked over, with a displeased face, and snorted in the direction of the harem.
Huang Shiren also understood, Chong Fei Zhong and You Hun beckoned.
Two sluts, shitty running over.
"Big brother, what do you command?"
"Two brothers, may I ask what the queen is doing in the harem?"
When Fei Zhongyou heard this, he became angry.
"Big brother, brother, why do you want to say a please!?"
"That's it, let's say this word again in the future, don't blame us for being mad!"
"Rub! I'm just learning a demeanor, as for it!" Huang Shiren opened his eyes: "You two bastards! What is the king doing in the harem!?
When Fei Zhong and You Hun heard this scolding, they were really comfortable, and their eyebrows were smiling.
"That's right, it's comfortable to listen to like this, it's our big brother!"
"Big brother, the king was very upside down with the new nobleman yesterday, and I'm afraid I won't be able to go to court today. ”
"Oh, for the sake of a woman, you can't even go to court!?" Huang Shiren was so angry that he sat on the chair.
The king is not happy enough, so he can only wait.
A group of people, waiting until the sun rises, waiting until the sun rises three poles, and there is no shadow of the king.
"Everyone, it seems that the king will not go to the palace today, hehe, I think that for the sake of the king's dragon health, you should go back. Jiang Ziya hugged the golden mace and smiled.
Okay, the king did a good job. That's it, it's good to never go to court, then the world of big businessmen will be chaotic.
"Guowu is reasonable, I think, let's go back. Huang Feihu hurriedly greeted him beside him.
These two are really close now.
"It's not proper!" Wen Zhong was in a hurry, and waved his hand: "As the king of a country, how mediocre is to delay national affairs for the joy of his children!? As a courtier, he doesn't think about serving the country and the people, doesn't think about sharing worries for the king, doesn't think about speaking out, and is actually complicit, it's hateful!"
"Taishi, what do you mean by this!?" Huang Feihu looked at Wen Zhong and snorted coldly.
"What do you mean by me!?" Wen Zhong said angrily.
"Okay! Hugh is going to quarrel! Annoyed to death!" Huang Shiren saw that the pillars of these two big businessmen were really getting more and more detached, and his heart became more and more worried, so he stood up and said, "You guys wait here, let's go to the back and see, what is going on!?"
"The national teacher is right!"
"It's still the national teacher who does his best for the big business!"
A group of civil and military ministers laughed.
Huang Shiren left the main hall, Fei Zhong and You Hun led the way, and the three of them went straight to the harem.
"Big brother, you still don't go. Fei Zhong saw that there was no one around, so he hurriedly said.
"Why?"
Fei Zhongzhi shook his head: "Big brother, you are also a smart person, how can you make a mistake." The king is now irritable and ready to kill people at every turn, he is now in the mood for joy, but you are looking for him to go to the palace and ascend to the court, isn't it looking for yourself!"
Huang Shiren sighed: "Brother, do you think I don't know? But the eldest brother is also doing this for the sake of the big business, do you think, we eat and drink are all big businessmen, if the big businessmen are hanging, who eats and drinks and who goes? I don't care, it's a big deal to go back to my immortal mountain, what about the two of you? This Manchu Dynasty civil and military is not happy with you, if the big business hangs, can you have a good one? So, the eldest brother is also for your good." ”
When Fei Zhong and You Hun heard this, they were really hot.
The father and mother who gave birth to me, the big brother who loves me...,!
"Big brother, don't say it, you are our brothers like this, we will go up the sword mountain and go down to the sea of fire in the future, and we won't frown!"
"Don't say such frustrating words! Let me ask you, where is the king!?"
"Oh, in the palace of joy in the back. ”
"When did you get a palace of joy!?"
"The king's new build, a place for fun. ”
Huang Shiren nodded, and came to the gate of the Huanxi Palace with the two, but he saw that it was really a magnificent pavilion of his mother!
The palace is ten zhang high, pasted with gold and silver, the sound of silk and bamboo is endless, and the sound of laughter is endless.
"Faint gentleman!" Huang Shiren sighed and said, "Your mother! Such a pleasure is not called me!"
"Two brothers, you go and get down to business, don't let the king get angry and get you involved. "Huang Shiren took the two of them, and the two sluts went.
Lao Huang came to the door, the guards knew him, and he knew that Lao Huang was good, so he was very polite, and went in to report.
Huang Shiren stood at the bottom of the rockery, holding his neck high, and waited for more than an hour, but he didn't see the king come out.
"Your mother, this goods will last for a long time!" Huang Shiren was about to ask what happened, when he turned his face and found a woman standing in front of him.
This woman, dressed in white, plain and elegant as snow, all silk satin, weak cicada wings, more and more revealing the charming figure of the convex and backward curved, is Huang Shiren, and she is also drooling.
The strange thing is that the woman and the woman have a noble hat, and the silk veil hangs down on it, but the face is hazy.
"You are Huang Shiren. The woman asked.
Huang Shiren was stunned. Who is this!? so rude!
No, why does this sound so familiar!
"Are you?" Huang Shiren took three steps forward and came face to face with the woman, with a mean smile on his face.
"Let me ask you, is it Huang Shiren!?" The woman's voice was as cold as ice!
So hanging!?Your mother's girl. I'm also a national teacher!
"Poor Dao is Huang Shiren, you girl ......" Huang Shiren was trying to teach this woman a good lesson, but he saw that the woman's figure flew quickly.
"Die!" The woman snorted coldly, and came to Huang Shiren in a blink of an eye, with a cold light flashing in her hand, and went straight to Huang Shiren's throat!
Huang Shiren originally thought that this woman was an ordinary palace maid, at most she was a noble person in the King of Joy, but he didn't expect this woman to suddenly make a move, and she would kill herself as soon as she made a move.
In the woman's hand, there is a black fairy sword, which is contaminated with fierce poison at a glance, and the speed is as fast as thunder!
"My mother, it's not good!" Huang Shiren couldn't dodge, and saw that this fairy sword was about to cut his throat, and he was scared of chrysanthemum.
Rub it, is it, I, Huang Shiren, going to hang in a woman's hand today!?
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