The book is picked up again. [Literature] and said that Jiang Ziya spoke flatteringly in front of the king of Zhou, and used some magical powers, which made the king of Zhou breathtaking, and was regarded as a great merchant and national witch, and set up a banquet, and the monarch and ministers enjoyed together.

After three rounds of drinking, the king said that he didn't understand something, and he wanted to ask Jiang Ziya.

When Jiang Ziya heard this, he was frightened.

This king is hot-tempered and moody, and if he provokes him by asking some profound question, how can it be good?

"Hehe, please speak, my lord. Jiang Ziya was highly nervous, and only prayed that he would be able to pass the test smoothly this time.

With a serious face, King Su looked at Jiang Ziya and said, "Guowu, I have always been unable to understand, how can women in this world be ugly and beautiful, and how many kinds of beauties are there?"

Burst!

In a word, Jiang Ziya heard and squirted a mouthful of wine on Huang Feihu's face opposite.

That's what you're asking, that's what you don't understand, that's what you don't understand?

"Guowu, what is this?" King Su said with a smile when he saw Jiang Ziya spraying a lot of wine.

Jiang Ziya hurriedly wiped his mouth and said, "The king is not a wise king, and he is able to think about such a profound question, even if he is a person who cultivates immortals in the world, he is also ashamed." ”

"Huh. "The king straightened his stomach and was very proud.

When some ministers next to him heard this, they rolled their eyes at Jiang Ziya.

This national witch turned out to be a smuggler.

Jiang Ziya saw that the king was happy, and said: "King, there are beautiful and ugly women in this world. It's also natural. The so-called good people have good rewards, and if they have more good deeds, they will naturally be born beautiful, and those who have many evil obstacles will naturally be born ugly. ”

"Oh!" the king felt that this was very fresh and reasonable, and hurriedly asked, "How many are the beauties in the world?"

Jiang Ziya smiled. Unhurried, he shook three fingers in the depths: "Third class!"

"What's the explanation?, Guowu, I am also very good at studying beauty, so let's talk about it!"

Jiang Ziya said with a smile: "This kind of beauty is a beautiful woman born in an ordinary people's family, unstained by the world, simple and natural, fresh and refined, like a hibiscus out of the water." The so-called small jasper is also. ”

"That's a good point!" the king really sighed as if he had found a soulmate. He also said: "Don't hide it from the national witch, there are many such beauties in my harem, it's really tasteful, it's not funny, but it's too timid, and there is no taste." ”

Jiang Ziya also knew that the king of the world was looking for beauties from all over the world to enrich the harem, and countless ordinary people suffered from it. [Literature]

"National Witch. What about this?" asked the king again.

Jiang Ziya said: "This is the next one, it is a beautiful woman who was born in a wealthy family of generals, princes and princes in the world. These women are noble and elegant, well-read, and more importantly, all women with this kind of background have great blessings, so if they are married. Naturally, it can also have a long family fortune and smooth sailing, which is really a blessing for the Son of Heaven. ”

"Yes, yes!" King Xuan patted his thigh: "The national witch is reasonable! If you want me to be a beautiful woman, that's it! Compared with those little jasper, boundless atmosphere, boundless taste, boundless good!"

Jiang Ziya nodded. Said: "Daji is a noble person, and she is the most beautiful woman in the world. It is the daughter of the Hou of Jizhou, and the king is favored. It is also a blessing to the world. ”

"Yes!" King Su was really happy, and was about to be proud, but he heard Jiang Ziya laugh over there.

"But the king, although the nobles of Daji are decided, they are not as good as the last beauty. ”

Jiang Ziya's words made King Xuan suddenly furious.

Daji is his day, Daji is his month, Daji is his heart! In this world, there are more beautiful and flavorful women than Daji?...,

I don't believe it! This dead man can't find death!

Wen Zhong and the others next to him were also very nervous when they heard Jiang Ziya say this, and frequently glanced at Jiang Ziya.

Daji is a piece of the king of the scales, you say that Daji is not good, isn't it looking for death!

But seeing that Jiang Ziya was not in a hurry, he said, "King, have you ever seen a fairy?"

"Fairy?" King Su was about to have a seizure, and when he heard this, he was also stunned.

He is the king of great merchants, but the fairy has never seen it.

"What about the fairies?" asked the King.

Jiang Ziya said with a smile: "Fairy, born from the aura of heaven and earth, does not eat the fireworks of the world, the skin is like clotted fat, the body is like a flowing spring, soft as boneless, the body fragrance is floating, shaking and graceful, and there is no self to look at." Bow your head and fall into the flowers, raise your head and close the moon, long sleeves fluttering, singing and dancing tenderly, how can the women of the world compare?"

The words were so dumbfounded that the king was drooling!

The women of the world, the king can play all the play, and he has long been tired of playing, hearing the wonders of this fairy, there are countless claws scratching in his heart, and he is so anxious that he can't do it.

"That, national witch, is there really that fairy?"

"Naturally!"

"You, have you seen it!?"

"Hehe, Great King, as a Da Luo True Immortal, Poor Dao has naturally seen it. It's beautiful. ”

The more the king asked, the more he was provoked by Jiang Ziya, and he couldn't care about the presence of a group of ministers, so he said in a low voice: "National witch, can you recruit a fairy to show me, I, I have a big reward!"

When Wen Zhong and Huang Feihu heard this, they were really thunderous!

The world has been made into a miasma by women, and you still want to engage in that fairy! Fairies are all immortals, and their magic power is boundless, if they are angry, and disasters will come, and the great merchants will be finished!

Isn't that what you did in Nuwa Palace enough!?

Confused!

A group of ministers, all of them were so angry that they were like toads, and they couldn't wait to shoot the king to death.

Jiang Ziya heard the words of King Xu, but his heart trembled with joy!

I spent so much saliva, didn't I just find an excuse to let that Hu Ximei enter the palace!? Since you found it, how could I not do it!?

Hehe, this time, I have completed the task! My plan to become a god is about to get off to a good start!

Jiang Ziya suppressed the ecstasy in his heart and said: "King, this fairy, poor Dao knows one, this heavenly maiden, is also the cultivation of Da Luo True Immortal, she is extremely beautiful, and her conduct is good, but I don't know if I want to or not." You also know that this fairy, unlike ordinary women, has a proud personality and high-definition skills, if she is from the king, it will be natural to be good, not only can she serve the king, but her skills can also serve the big business. ”

The king was scratched by Jiang Ziya's words. As a mortal, if you can enjoy a fairy, the fun is turned upside down, death is worth it, and the fairy has great ability, and if you encounter anything in the future, you can also settle it with one stone, how good!

"National teacher, in this way, tomorrow you let that fairy enter the palace, I will see, how about it?" said the king with a smile.

This smile is really hypocritical.

Jiang Ziya said in his heart, you are a faint gentleman, take a look, I'm afraid that you won't be able to pull it out in your eyes when you see it.

"Alright, my lord, I'll do my best. Jiang Ziya nodded.

"The national witch is really a loyal minister of the great business!

There was a small yellow door next to it, and there was a box with a pure gold single hammer in the box.

"Bounty!?" is Huang Feihu and Wen Zhong, when they saw this thing, their eyes were also wide!

"King, this ......" Jiang Ziya has never seen this thing, and he doesn't know the rules of the big business, where can he understand what this thing is and what it is for.

The king said with a smile: "The national witch does not know, this golden mace is a great treasure of the great merchants, in addition to this king, the upper can beat the ministers, the lower can fight the people of the world, can also be cut first and then played! ”...,

When Jiang Ziya heard this, he hurriedly took the golden mace in his hand and shouted long live.

Rub, with this thing, who am I afraid of? Anyone can fight except the king of the Emperor, even Huang Shiren's house, I can also knock it!

Wen Zhong was originally a little displeased with Jiang Ziya, but when he saw that this goods received the golden gong, he was overjoyed, and boundless anger welled up in his heart!

Dusk king, the great Shang founded the country for hundreds of years, countless loyal ministers have not obtained this thing for the country, this Jiang Ziya is just to offer a fairy, you actually give this thing to him! If this person is treacherous in the future, how can it be good!?

"Guowu, I'm tired, let's stop here today. Don't forget about the fairies!" the king yawned and turned back to the palace.

"Guowu, you are so confused!" As soon as the king left, Huang Feihu pulled Jiang Ziya over.

"King Wucheng, what's wrong?" Jiang Ziya was holding the golden mace, and he really became an incomparably bull fork, and his arrogant appearance was the same as before.

Huang Feihu hurriedly said: "The king likes women and favors Daji, the slut, and now the country of Dashang is crumbling, not only do you not advise, but what kind of fairy do you want to offer, isn't this even worse!?"

"That's right! King Wu Cheng is right!"

"Guowu, you shouldn't be like this!"

......

A group of civil and military generals are also full of righteous indignation.

Jiang Ziya laughed and said, "Everyone, you only know one and don't know the other. The king likes women, can you change it?"

"This ......" Huang Feihu and the others were dumbfounded.

How can this thing be changed?

Jiang Ziya smiled again and said, "Since the king can't change his womanhood, if you want to succeed, you can only find another way." ”

"Guowu, what do you mean ......" Huang Feihu suddenly realized.

Jiang Ziya nodded and said: "This fairy I am offering is a sensible immortal, if she enters the palace, she will definitely be able to change the king, in this way, the big business is saved, and the people of the world are also saved." ”

"I see!

Only Taishi Wenzhong sat next to him, suspicious and silent.

"Hehehe. Ladies and gentlemen, today the king has made me a national witch, and has given this supreme golden sword, and we will be colleagues in the future, and I hope to support you a lot. Jiang Ziya said with a smile.

"That's—that's!" the ministers raised their glasses in unison.

Huang Shiren, Huang Shiren, I'm also a fork now, and see what you can do to me!?

Jiang Ziya laughed and drank all the wine in the cup.

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