The 124th full moon opening ceremony blackmails all the immortals in the world
Let's say that Huang Shiren's goods, it took two or three years to lead hundreds of thousands of little demons to build the Eagle Mountain to the point of scratching the cow fork, and it has become a unique prosperous place in the world, even the West Kunlun Sect Altar is not comparable.
pulled up the mountain, and Lao Huang gave a big reward to all the Taoist cadres, making Taoism all smile, and praising Huang San's ancestors in unison.
"Master, do the math for me, which one is the good day and auspicious, and I can do the opening ceremony?" Under a big tree, Huang Shiren and Lu Jian lay on the bluestone to bask in the sun, looking at the cheap master who caught lice, Huang Shiren smiled.
Lu Jian caught a huge lice, was very happy, crushed to death, and said: "A month later, the fifteenth full moon night is the best time." β
"Rub!" Huang Shiren rolled his eyes and was about to faint.
Do you think I'm a werewolf, just waiting for the full moon to transform!?Or do you want me to be a robber and come out on the night of the full moon to kill people!?
"Master, what you say bastard! People are married, have children, and go to Liang, all of them are under Lang Lang's Qiankun, and they want to choose a dark and windy night for Mao Lijiao!?" Huang Shiren said angrily.
Lu Jian looked at Huang Shiren and shook his head: "Shiren, or why do you only have one-ten-thousandth of my demeanor." Look at this Vulture Mountain!"
Lu Zhudao pointed to countless brilliant buildings, and said: "In this broad daylight, there are too many trees, the clouds are too thick, and the people who come to congratulate can't see them all.
"Oh!" Huang Shiren nodded.
Sure enough, Jiang is still old and spicy, if you really want to do it according to Lu Zhudao people, it is indeed very limelight and very scratchy!
"Understood, then the fifteenth of next month. Huang Shiren scratched his head: "Master, you said that I want to establish a religion, why do you have to send an invitation?"
"That's a must!" Lu Zhudao glared: "Enlightenment is a big thing, it must be done in a big way, the more this person comes, the bigger your face will be!"
"Yes, yes. β
Lu Zhudao caught the lice again, pinched it to death with one hand, and said: "Also, if not for anything else, just the congratulatory gifts of those guys, I have to accept them!"
"Rub! Master really thought of it with me! Actually, this is my biggest purpose!" Lao Huang, the slut, had already thought of this.
The opening of Taoism is a major event in the fairy world of the world, and his reputation is very stinky, but this cheap master is the first scattered person in heaven and earth, for his sake, those who come to Daoxi can't be empty-handed.
"The sect master of the sect must be indispensable on his side, the old dragon king is my sworn brother, and he has to come, Nuwa Niangniang likes it, and you have another leg with the master, and you have to send an invitation......" Huang Shiren began to wrench his fingers.
"Stop, that person, do you really want to invite?" Lu Jian heard Nuwa Niangniang's name, his face changed, and he was extremely nervous.
"Of course, Niangniang is a saint and the object of my Yiyin, how can she not come!?" Huang Shiren glared.
"Yes. Lu Jian snorted and muttered, "Counting, I haven't seen her for thousands of years, and I don't know if she's okay." β
These sour words made Lao Huang's gossip heart pause: "Master, what kind of affair do you have with Nuwa Niangniang, and tell me about it as an apprentice, I am also good at learning." β
"Die!" Lu Zhudao turned over and ignored Huang Shiren.
It can be seen from his back that Lu Zhudao seems to be in a very bad mood at the moment.
"Master, I have said countless good things about you in front of Nuwa Niangniang, saying that you have loved her alone for so many years. Looking at Nuwa Niangniang's heart, it seems that she is also a tendon for the master. Huang Shiren added.
"Alas......" Lu Jian let out a long sigh.
"It's fucking boring! I'm talking to you about relationship issues, and you don't cooperate. Huang Shiren glanced at Lu Quan, turned around and was about to leave.
"Shiren, don't forget to send invitations over there, and the Western Sect, by the way, Haotian, you can also send him a message!" came the evil laughter of Lu Zhudao from behind.
"Master, do you just want to watch me being cut by a thousand knives?" Huang Shiren is so angry.
"What's wrong?"
"I'm on the blacklist over there, those two people can't wait to do it immediately, what kind of invitation do I send!? Western Sect, it's been so tossed recently, it is estimated that the guy who took it will have to clean up after me, and Haotian, you are embarrassed to mention it, you scraped the heavenly court like that, you got the dragon robe, you let the family smile and bare face to congratulate me!? Damn, these people are here, ten have a ** kick out of the hall!" Huang Shiren really wanted to kick that Lu into the pit.
Lu Jian smiled: "Shiren, you don't understand this." You are now the master of Taoism, and in terms of identity, you are on an equal footing with Yuanshi, Tongtian, and Jieyin, no matter how much those dogs hate you in their hearts, they will definitely not not come, and when they come, they will receive gifts, how good. Besides, you don't want to see the urine on the faces of those grandsons who are embarrassed in their hearts but want to force a bad smile?"
"Yes. Master said something human, I'll do it!"
Huang Shiren flew into the heavenly hall, gathered a group of brothers, and explained the task of sending the invitation, no matter what the identity of the other party is, except for the group of bigwigs agreed with Lu Pressure, the rest of the people, no matter what their identities, as long as they are acquaintances and good friends, they will all be sent out, and this vulture mountain suddenly flew away in all directions, and it was very lively.
Here someone was arranged to send invitations, and Huang Shiren ordered the little ones to prepare for the opening ceremony, which was another busy job.
Without further ado, a month later, on the night of the fifteenth full moon, I saw that this Vulture Mountain was lit up brilliantly everywhere, and countless oil lamps and torches illuminated this fairy mountain as if it were day, and it was very spectacular!
Up and down Taoism, hundreds of thousands of little demons are dressed in costumes, shuttling back and forth, and the momentum is extraordinary.
As soon as the sun set, I saw streamers of light flying in, all of whom were the immortals who had received the invitation.
Huang Shiren took a group of brothers and stood outside the door to greet him, and Lu Zhuan Daoist was also the same broken robe, poking his hands behind his back, holding his head high to the sky, pretending to be deep.
"Virtuous brother!" The first one to come was the Dragon King of the Four Seas, led by Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea.
Since receiving Huang Shiren's guidance, Ao Guang led the Dragon Clan to Heaven Court, and sure enough, as Huang Shiren said, Haotian took great care of the Dragon Clan and supported him very much, which made the Dragon Clan's life extremely good. Although Ao Guang felt sorry for the wishful golden hoop stick, he was also very grateful to Huang Shiren, and heard that he had actually established a religion and was determined to marry Huang Shiren, so he came early.
"Oh, big brother! Well done! Welcome, welcome. Huang Shiren hugged Ao Guang and said with a smile: "Big brother, you came so early, did you bring a gift?"
Ao Guang looked at Huang Shiren's cheapness, his heart was unlucky, and he turned around and said, "Bring the gift up!"
"Yes!" The shrimp soldiers and crabs carried a thousand boxes and opened them, all of which were treasures such as pearls, corals, hawksbill turtles, and sea gold.
"It's worthy of my big brother, this gift is heavy!" Huang Shiren was happy when he saw so many treasures.
"Hehe, the opening hall of the virtuous brother, a great happy event, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. The old dragon king looked at these many treasures, and he was also distressed, but he was reluctant to let his daughter-in-law hold the pervert, so he said that he would come by himself, after all, he had something to ask for.
"Brother Xian, your Vulture Mountain is really the best place in the world! This Taoism is really prosperous!" The old dragon king looked at this Vulture Mountain, looked at the group of strongmen behind Huang Shiren, nodded again and again, smiled all over his face, and said: "Brother Xian, I have a reluctant request, I don't know whether to say it or not." β
"Big brother is polite, if you have something to say, just say it. β
Ao Guangda was overjoyed, turned his face and said, "It's not out yet!"
"Ao Bing has seen the second uncle!" Behind Ao Guang, the third prince turned out and fell to his knees with a pop.
"Big brother, who are you?" Huang Shiren was confused.
"Alas. Ao Guang sighed and said: "Brother Xian, you also know, I am just such a species, this bastard, I have been used to it since I was a child, and now I have become an embroidered pillow, I don't have the ability to shit, I look for flowers all day long and ask willows, so how can I inherit the position of the great treasure of the East China Sea? I want Ao Bing to worship you as a teacher, I don't know if you are satisfied?"
"What is this......" Huang Shiren couldn't help but groan when he heard that Ao Guang wanted his son to worship him as a teacher.
What kind of character is Ao Bing, he knows that this guy is a second-generation official, he has no ability, if it weren't for the identity of the third prince, he would have been stoned to death.
To accept or not to accept? For the first time, Lao Huang hesitated on this kind of issue.
"Brother Xian, although Ao Bing has no ability, but after all, he is a dragon clan, he knows how to turn clouds into rain, you accept it, and after many guidance, it can be regarded as a helper, the most unfortunate, I can also give you a urinal to beat your back!" Ao Guang let Huang Shiren accept Ao Bing, what kind of bastard he said.
"Master, look ......" Huang Shiren turned his head to look at Lu Jian who was standing next to him.
"Accept it, there is great strength in numbers. Lu Quan's words were concise and to the point, and he also raised his head to the sky.
You mother, you can die if you don't pretend to be deep!
Huang Shiren scolded secretly and nodded.
"Ao Bing to meet the master, to meet the ancestor!" Ao Guang was overjoyed and kowtowed again and again.
The four dragon kings were overjoyed, and under the leadership of Xie Ding, they entered the palace.
As soon as the dragon clan was sent away here, I heard hundreds of thousands of little demons in Vulture Mountain shouting in unison.
"Mother, what is that!?"
"So many stars!"
"It's really an eye that grows into an asshole! Where are the stars, they are clearly immortals!"
"So many immortals! There are thousands of them!"
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Huang Shiren looked up, only to see that from the east, streamers shot out one after another, there were thousands of them, making the night sky shiny and shiny, like fireflies!
"Hehe, it's all over. Lu Jian laughed.
He doesn't say it, Huang Shiren also knows. In this fairy world, there are so many disciples in addition to the sect, who has it!?
"Senior Brother Huang!" The streamer came quickly, and the first one to appear was a Duobao Daoist, dressed in a green robe, covered with all kinds of magic weapons, and it was really hard to scratch it.
"Oh, my senior brother Duobao, I want to die!" Huang Shiren hugged him, and a pair of salty pig hands touched Duobao's body, constantly weighing the magic weapon on Duobao's body.
"Senior Brother Duobao, today I will start teaching, you have to give gifts, right? This gang, I don't want other gifts, you have so many magic weapons on you, just give me fifty or sixty pieces." Huang Shiren looked at Duobao and showed that incomparably silver smile. ###δΊζ΄ιδΈ!
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