It is said that if people are cheap, they will be struck by lightning.

At the foot of Kongtong Mountain. within the tourist area.

"Oh, this gentleman, you have a bloody disaster in your face, and your life will be in danger within five days! Come on, come on, poor people have the virtue of a good life, and give you free guidance...... Hey, hey, don't go, don't go...... Damn it, run faster than a rabbit!"

"Boss go slowly! Huh! Poor Daoguan, your face should be a rich and noble person, why is Yintang dead and black! Ah! Not good! Within five days, you are in danger of losing your child! Poor Dao is the 222nd generation of Kongtong Mountain Tianji Temple, come and come, poor Dao will give you ...... You don't have a son? cough cough, half a daughter...... What!?, my daughter didn't ?...... Immeasurable Tianzun, goddaughter, goddaughter, you always have it...... Don't do it...... Don't do it...... You're welcome to do it again...... Damn! Poor Dao fought with you, look at the thunder in my palm, Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law...... Grandpa, my own grandfather, eat with a mouthful of food, don't slap your face, okay?"

"This young lady stays, yes, yes! Look at your complexion, it's very bad, Poor Dao pinched his fingers, and knew that you were going to be accidentally recruited within five days, and you would have to die two times after nine months...... What are you doing when you take out your phone?...... Damn, count yourself ruthless...... That comrade Chengguan, the poor road is just a fortune-teller and has never robbed sex......"

On the street, a lean Taoist priest has a scarf on his head, his nose is blue and his face is swollen, and he is holding his head and running around.

At the same time, above the sky, clouds were thick and thunder rumbled.

"Thief God! Poor Dao has never done anything to trick women and abduct children, what kind of bird thunder, what bird flash! Don't you let me go!?" The Taoist priest waved his sleeves at the sky with a fork as he ran, revealing an endless aura of the king's eight kings!

Boom, boom!

A heavenly thunder, mixed with Jiugao thunder, came in an instant, accompanied by a scream of extermination, the Taoist priest was split and turned to ashes!

"Wow, wife, come and see the fairy!"

"A master, worthy of a master, is so majestic when he is struck by lightning......

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The next day. Newspaper headline: "The abduction of the pit gate was finally punished by God, and Wong Tai Sin in this city tested the thunder." 》

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Five hundred miles south of the song city. A big mountain.

The mountain calls Meishan, but it is a place where evil mountains and bad waters go. But see: the black wind agitated, the hundred rui bowed his head, the poisonous miasma was thick, and the dissolution returned. A group of roe deer is running, the harrier with red tassels, the yellow eagle pounces on the rabbit, and the golden phoenix wings are dragged to the hat. The black eagle got up, pecked the jade swan in the air, when the vicious dog came, dragged over the sika deer on the spot, the flower tiger roared in the forest, how to escape the green animal and the white deer, the bear monster opened its mouth, the blood of the brocade leopard was splashed all over the body red, the python came out of the hole, and the feathers were all over the ground and it was difficult to earn.

At the mountain pass, two dangerous peaks cover half of the sky, and a thin dirt road zigzags out, like a long tongue spit out by a mountain ghost.

Behind the hillside, there are a hundred and ten little demons lying horizontally and vertically, all of them are Ru Mao drinking blood and gnawing bones and smacking meat, it is ten o'clock at noon, the head is vicious, one by one is sunburned, soft and collapsed, and the noodles are general.

Not far away, under a half-dead ancient cypress in the sky, there were three mountain demon leaders.

"Bad luck, bad luck! I haven't touched half of the blood food for three days in a row! If I miss it again, how can I explain it to my ancestor when I go back?!" The first one, tall and fat, five big and three thick, with fangs turned out, and big palms like a grinding plate, like a black bear monster.

"Ah San, what do you have in mind?" The one next to him was white and chubby, with long lips and big ears, and he seemed to be honest and cute, but when he spoke, his eyes were full of light.

On the big root of the ancient cypress dragon, there is a demon lying on it, with a pointed mouth and gills, a thin body, triangular eyes, a collapsed nose, provocative ears, dysentery, a black felt, and a colorful tiger skin Qi b short skirt under the waist, which is nondescript and evil. I don't know what I did on my face, I was caught red and purple, and in some places the skin was even open.

"Second senior brother, don't make fun of me, I'm upset. Na San was listless, turned over, and let out a long sigh.

"Ah San, what's wrong?" the black bear monster touched the "Ah Er" beside him.

Ah Er couldn't help laughing, and he laughed evilly: "It's not that last night, the third watch touched Sister Feng's cave mansion to forcibly do a good thing, and was caressed by Sister Feng." ”

"Oh!" The black bear monster nodded heavily, and made a circle and fork at Ah San's back with sympathy: "Ah San, Sister Feng's fox smell can smoke a mountain of chickens, your mother, I just think that your head is not bright, and I can't imagine that you have such a heavy taste." ”

"The three masters are coming! Here they are!" The three of them were chirping crookedly, when they saw the little demon in the mountain pass running over.

As soon as these words came out, the two monsters were overjoyed, rubbed their hands, stretched out their heads, and watched with flashing eyes.

But when he saw that on the dirt road, a group of men and horses came slowly.

There are not many people, there are more than 100 people, but they are murderous and majestic. But see: the flags are divided into five colors, and the murderous aura is empty. Bright swords, halberds, guns and knives, bright forks, hammers, axes, and sticks. The soldiers jumped, the tigers and wolves descended the mountains, the horses neighed, and the iron and gold left the wasteland. The leading colonel is a mastiff, a cunning fox. Tuan Tuan players protect the army's rations, and the hard crossbow shoots the feet.

Among the people and horses, a wooden-wheeled cart walked slowly, inlaid with gold and jade, and cigarettes curled. Next to the car, several deputy generals were protected by the group, and the water was impassable.

In front of the team, a general has a face like a crown of jade, eyes like a star, a long beard and a hanging chest, thick eyebrows and heroic martial arts, wearing a purple and gold helmet with white feathers, wearing chain chain armor, a big red robe, a white jade belt, holding a gold chisel and a reed pestle, and a five-colored sacred cow beast under the crotch, which is really majestic.

Behind this general, a big flag is flying in the wind, hula is ringing, the flag is rolling gold and embroidered silver, a big word, the two monsters are illiterate, but they can't understand it.

"Grandma's, don't open for a while, open for three days! I'm worried that my ancestor can't explain it, and a team of inferior goods has come! The little ones, shake your spirits, go down the mountain with me!" The black bear monster smiled, lifted the Xuanhua axe in his hand, and wanted to do a crooked business of killing people and goods.

"Senior brother, slow down. The eyes of "Ah Er" next to him slashed at the team of centaurs, feeling that something was wrong.

"What are you doing?" the black bear monster was impatient and said angrily: "A bunch of stupid mortals are just sending them to make blood food, isn't it?"

Looking at the black bear monster's fanged mouth, Ah Er smiled: "Senior brother has passed the hurdle of refining the Void and Void Combination, and he will immediately become the cultivation of the true immortal, and he will naturally be able to deal with this group of people, don't blame me for seeing that the other party has a background, so hard to bump into, the small ones will definitely kill a lot, if the ancestor is to blame, I am afraid that it will not be easy to do." ”

said so, but Ah Er despised the black bear monster in his heart: You are a bad person, the other party is a person who is not easy to provoke at the level of thorns, you go to death, I still have to have a good time with Xiao Yueyue.

"Then what do you say?" The black bear monster has developed limbs and is simple-minded, and feels that what Ah Er said seems to have some truth.

"In this way, you and Ah San will lead people to fight, and I will go back and ask Lao Zu to go out in person, and it will be foolproof. "Ah Erdao.

The black bear monster felt that Ah Er's words were level! Immediately nodded the bear's head, lifted Ah San under Gu Bai, and said with a smile: "Ah San, let's split into two ways with the second junior soldiers, my big axe plus your demon wind, you and I have a handful, how about it?"

That Ah San was so depressed because of Sister Feng that he needed to vent he

So the three soldiers divided into two ways, Ah Er slipped back to report the news, and the black bear monster came out with Ah San shouting and killing.

"Little ones, after making this ticket, go back to the ancestor to receive the reward!" the black bear monster spat into the palm of his hand, rubbed it, carried the big axe, and rushed down the mountain to kill. Behind him, there was a ghost crying wolf.

"Kill! Don't let anyone go!"

"The beauty in the car is mine!"

"Kill him!"

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On the top of the mountain, the black smoke miasma startled countless birds, and one hundred and ten mountain demons surged forward, and the magic smoke was billowing out, which had already alarmed the team of people and horses under the mountain.

"Enemy attack!"

"Array!"

"Madame Protection!"

In an instant, the other party discharged a large circular array, swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, bright and shining, and murderous.

"Eat your Huang San's grandfather a kamikaze!" That Ah San was extremely fast, rushing to the front, hehe sneered, opened his mouth and spit out a black crystal bead, and suddenly a gust of yin demon wind swept in, only to blow the stubborn stones rolling, the sky and the earth changed color, the moon was lightless, and the team of people and horses on the opposite side was blown blind, panicked.

"Ah San, well done! Little ones, kill me!" The black bear monster glanced at Ah San with satisfaction, and screamed, and the Xuanhua big axe in his hand struck fiercely!

Thundered.

The two sides were about to collide together, but no one noticed that a thunderbolt suddenly appeared in the high sky.

Click!

A heavenly thunder slashed straight in front of the two armies, rolling countless thunderballs, and the fire dragon swam away and exploded.

Boom Boom!

Although people are born by people, and demons are born, but under the thunder, whether it is a man or a demon, they are all killed and injured!

And the unlucky Ah San, who rushed to the front, became the most direct victim.

The largest thunderball enveloped it, exploding in front of everyone's eyes, and smoke and dust flew up!

Winning the bid is definitely a once-in-a-millennium winning bid!

The two sides of the people who were still shouting and killing were all gray-headed, disheveled, and their hair was like a chicken nest, you look at me, I look at you, and suddenly stared at the chrysanthemum with big eyes, small eyes at the chrysanthemum, and the head was red and fruitful.

When the dust settled, a huge pit appeared on the ground, and inside the pit, Ah Sansi tilted his eyes and slanted his eyes into a corpse, and was chopped into charcoal.

"Bah! You two-legged brutes dare to kill me! Eat me with an axe!" The black bear monster's eyes cracked, his hand rose and fell, and the big heads of several sergeants rolled to the ground like watermelons.

"Kill! Avenge the three kings!"

"Avenge the three kings!"

"Sister Feng, you want to mourn!"

The little demons shouted all kinds of slogans, and they were furious, shouting and killing.

"Ahem, cough, ahem!" In the sound of fighting, there was a faint coughing sound from the big pit, and then there was a scolding like a broken gong: "Immeasurable Tianzun! The poor road is not finished with you!

Ah San, who was like black charcoal, crawled out of the pit, but everything in front of him made him stunned.

This is?!

Woo!

A shadow flew over, and Ah San subconsciously caught it, only to find that it was a huge dead black bear head.

"Huang Feihu, the king of Guowucheng in Dashang Town, is here! The demon dares to rob my wife and suffer death!" The moment Ah San held the black bear's head in a daze, he saw a tower-like man opposite, urging the five-colored sacred cow under his crotch, holding high the golden chisel and reed pestle in his hand, and rushing towards himself angrily.

"I'm wearing ...... Crossed the ?!...... Dashang ?...... Zhenguo Wucheng Wang?...... That, Lord Huang! Master Huang! Poor Dao is not a demon, Poor Dao didn't want to rob your wife! Poor Dao is purely passing by...... Poor Dao is really making soy sauce!"

In the battle formation of the two armies, there was the cry of Ah Sanru's mourning.

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