In the 200th round, he went crazy to ask Bao Hongjun

Huang Shiren didn't know when Master Lu Zhudao left.

I only remember that that night the master said a lot of things to himself, sentence by sentence, sound by sound, as if a hammer hit his heart, so painful.

At that time, Huang Shiren discovered that he, the master with a hippie smile on weekdays, had such a cracked heart inside.

He was like a clay pot in the dark, half-buried in the dust, hard, stubborn, yet full of scars.

In people's hearts, there are things like the sea, and many times, what you see is nothing more than islands suspended on them, deeper existences, you will not understand.

Huang Shiren fully believes that these words of the master have never been said by a second person other than himself.

These past events are buried in the heart of such an old man, hundreds of millions of years, dusty, fermented, and hundreds of millions of years have made him live in pain.

That's why he wandered all his life and chose to exile himself. Although, he is the first person in the world.

When I woke up, the futon around me was empty.

When the morning sun rose, all the light leaked in through the window and shone on the futon, and the dust churned in the light.

Those tiny dusts, no one would have an idea on weekdays, but they rose and were full of vitality.

And just under that sun, before that futon, on top of that dust, Master left two big words for himself: hard work.

Looking at the crooked words, Huang Shiren suddenly smiled.

Yes, Master, the pain that the old man has experienced is far more violent and long-lasting than mine, so what reason do I have to wilt?

Step up your game. Yes, work hard!

"Master, I won't follow your old path, I won't miss my woman, no matter what, I want to see her smile at me again, even if she doesn't recognize my face. Huang Shiren stood up, walked to the window, closed his eyes, and basked in the sun.

In front of him, there is a difficult road of nine deaths and one life, but in the world, what is smooth sailing, it is nothing more than that setbacks are big and small.

If you want to do it, just fuck it!

"Master. A low voice from Goku came from behind him.

"Hmm. Huang Shiren turned around and saw Wukong standing at the door, this apprentice who was giggling on weekdays, looking at Huang Shiren, his eyes were full of worry and apprehension.

"Wukong, let's go get a table of good wine and food for Master to eat, damn, Master is now fading out of his mouth. Huang Shiren showed his slut face in the past and said with a smile.

"What?!" Wukong was stunned, a little unbelieving his ears.

"Food!" Huang Shiren shouted.

"Oh! Okay! Okay! Okay right away!" Wukong immediately ran out happily, shouting at the door as he ran: "Your mother! I said that the master is fine, you don't believe it! How about it, second uncle, you quickly take off your pants and run naked!"

"Rub it, that's just a saying!"

"I don't care, I'm willing to gamble and lose, you don't run naked, I will blow the chrysanthemum with a stick!"

......

Listening to the laughter outside the door, Huang Shiren smiled faintly.

In the heavenly and earthly hall of Eagle Mountain, a group of strong Taoist people stood on the hall together, looking at Lao Huang respectfully, watching Lao Huang deal with a table of wine and meat in front of him, silent.

"Ladies and gentlemen, if Master can eat so much, it means that it is fine. Wukong whispered to the crowd next to him.

"It's okay. Yuan Hong smiled.

Everyone laughed.

Seeing that Huang Shiren was about to finish eating, Wukong walked up to him: "Master, if you have finished eating, hurry up and get someone, right?"

"Who?" Huang Shiren was puzzled.

"Tongtian Sect Master, that slut!"

"What's wrong with Tongtian?"...,

Wukong had a bitter face and said: "Everyone else is gone, just this old thing is not leaving, saying that he wants to get his treasure back, I said that the master is in a bad mood now, he pestered Second Uncle Kong to go to the mountain, saying that when the master is in a good mood, he will come to ask for the purple thunder hammer." ”

Before Wukong finished speaking, he heard a voice from outside the hall: "Leper, you are in a good mood, hurry up and return the purple thunder hammer to me!"

Poof! Huang Shiren's mouth full of wine and meat sprayed Wukong's face.

The slut, groaning, covered his heart, collapsed in his chair, and posed half-dead.

His face, the Tongtian Sect Master had already seen it, came to him, and stretched out his hands: "Hurry up, I still have to go back to Biyou Palace." ”

"Ouch, ouch!" Huang Shiren covered his heart, and the animals generally screamed, so angry that the Tongtian Sect Master really wanted to cover this guy's mouth and suffocate it directly.

"Leper head, you're done fighting, I'll have to give me my Purple Thunder Hammer!

Huang Shiren drooped his face and said, "Sect Master, you are also a saint, how can you be ruthless and unreasonable!"

"How come I'm being sensible!?"

"My old Huang is sad to die now, I can't wait to find a rope to hang, you still come to ask for my baby, aren't you falling into the well!?"

"When did you become your baby!?" Tongtian screamed bitterly in his heart, and his tone softened, and said: "Leper, I know that you are sad, you are sad, and I am in a bad mood when something like that happens, but that purple thunder hammer is not an ordinary thing, and it is also one of the roots of my life, you have to pay me back if you say anything!"

After speaking, he waved an air mass from his sleeve and said, "This is the divine thought that Kunpeng asked me to transfer to you Jiu'er, you can keep it." ”

Huang Shiren borrowed the air mass, and he could no longer see Bai Jiu'er's face, he could only see the weak remnants of the divine thoughts inside, his nose was sore, and he almost burst into tears, silently dissolved into his own primordial spirit, and sighed.

Looking at him like this, Tongtian couldn't bear it anymore.

But I can't bear it, I can't bear it, the purple thunder hammer must be retrieved.

"Leper, I beg you, will it be?" When Tongtian said this, he couldn't cry or laugh, mother, when did the borrower become an uncle!

Huang Shiren shook his head, came to the Tongtian Sect Master, hugged the Tongtian Sect Master's shoulders, and said, "Sect Master, do you say that we are brothers?"

"Yes!"

"Aren't you friends!?"

"Yes!"

"Since they are brothers and friends, do you support me in whatever I do?"

"That's ...... Definitely!, it depends on what you do!?" the Tongtian Sect Master almost got caught in.

"Master pointed out a path to me yesterday, a road that can make Jiu'er reborn again, a road that can live nine deaths, you know this road, right?"

"Yes. Tongtian nodded and said, "But this is basically a hopeless path." ”

"Then I don't care, I want to go on, for Jiu'er, for Master!"

"Admire!" The Tongtian Sect Master exclaimed, and stretched out his hand: "Hurry up and return my baby!"

"Rub, sect leader, why are you so ruthless! Since we are brothers, since we are friends, and since I want to take this road of nine deaths and one life, should you help me?"

"Naturally. ”

"I know that you are angry! In this way, if you want to help me, you can't refuse, you are sincere, if I refuse, I will not give you face, and if I don't give you face, I will look down on you! Right?!"

"Die!?Helping you and giving you a baby are two different things!

"Sect Master, I'm going to be mad like this again!"

"You're a fart, I'm going to be mad!"...,

"Isn't it just a hammer?!"

"That's my life!"

"You have a lot of life, the four swords of Zhuxian, the Qingping sword, the six soul flags or something, you still lack this thing?!"

"Anyway, you said you borrowed it!"

"Yes, I said I borrowed it, but I didn't say when it would be back!?"

Huang Shiren was so sharp that he was so angry that the Tongtian Sect Master almost fainted!

I'm really cheap! I shouldn't have lent the Purple Thunder Hammer to this *** in the first place! How could I get back anything that he swallowed.

"Sect Master, your hammer is very easy to use, I am very satisfied, in this way, I will use it for ten years, and I will return it to you after ten years, will it be successful?" Huang Shiren said with a smile.

Seeing that he was coming back now, there must be no way, and he couldn't rob it, so he had to nod and said, "You have to talk!"

"Yes, I swear by my character!"

"Your mother, you have to have a character, there are no sluts in the world!"

"It's really the parents of the birther, the leader of the knower!

"Die!"

As soon as the two negotiated, Huang Shiren pulled the Tongtian Sect Master to sit down and drank together.

"Leper, this time you made such a big move, Shizun took those people back to Zixiao Palace, there must be something to discuss, I guess, your life will be more and more difficult in the future, be careful." The Lord of the Tongtian Sect spoke earnestly.

"Well, I know. Huang Shiren took a pig's trotter, looked outside, and said dumbfoundedly: "My road is long." ”

Zixiao Palace. Under the huge Bodhi tree, Hongjun Daozu sat on the futon, his face solemn.

Zhun Ti, Jieyin, Yuan Shi Tianzun, and Taishang Laojun stood with their hands, and they didn't dare to make a sound.

"You, one by one, are amazing. It's so bad I can't help it. Hongjun said coldly.

These words, let the four of you look at me, I look at you, no one dares to speak.

Hongjun Daozu looked up to the sky and sighed: "Don't think that I don't know your flowery intestines, I just turn a blind eye." The Great Tribulation of the Gods has begun, and you are all unrecognizable. I can't control what you do, but remember my words: You can't live if you do your own evil!"

These words made the hearts of the four of them beat drums.

Taishang Laojun smiled: "Master, you are too serious to say." No matter what time it is, we are all apprentices of the master, aren't we? ”

"I hope so. Hongjun Daozu seemed to be exhausted, and said: "Yuan Shi, if you go back this time, you will send the Fengshen List down the mountain." ”

"This ......" Yuan Shi Tianzun was stunned for a moment when he heard this.

"What's the matter, didn't I tell you last time!?" Hongjun Daozu said angrily.

Yuan Shi Tianzun hurriedly said: "Master, the candidate to preside over the god list, the disciple has not yet been decided. ”

"That's your business! I just want the result!" Hongjun Daozu said angrily.

"Disciple, obey!" Yuan Shi Tianzun hurriedly agreed.

"Okay, let's all disperse, let's disperse. Hongjun Daozu waved his hand weakly, and his figure disappeared.

The four saints came out of Zixiao Palace. Yuan Shi Tianzun and Taishang Laojun set up the cloud head and went back.

The two people who received the Daoist and the Quasi-Daoist lowered their heads, pondered, looked to the west, and as soon as they walked out of Zixiao Palace, they saw that the space in front of them was distorted, and a person appeared!

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Jiang Ziya is going down the mountain. Hehe.

The gods officially kicked off.

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