Chapter 14: Kissing Dogs and Humans
It turned out that the old beggar saw the real brilliance of the wooden sign beating the dog, and poked the mouth of the big wolf dog, and he bit the owner to death with a frenzy, but the evil dog was afraid of the person holding the wooden sign, so he turned around and ran away!
The old beggar walks the streets and alleys to ask for food, some rich guys, often let the vicious dogs out to bite people, a group of beggars, always bite fresh, he wants to use this wooden sign to punish those vicious dogs, to see if the spirit is not spiritual, if it is effective, after that, go door to door along the door to beg for food, there is no need to be afraid!
The old beggar looked at the young beggar again, he slept soundly with a full stomach, and there were still five buns left, which he had to eat early, and the meal at noon had not yet been settled!
The old beggar was more than fifty years old, and an old man, who had little sleep, got up and looked at the sky, and the sky radiated the white of the fish's belly, and it was estimated that it was ugly, so he took this wooden sign and went out to ask for food.
There are also beggars and champions, and they are not humane, and they don't do it for three years to change county officials, so it can be seen that this line is also a popular business!
But no! I've been begging for food for decades, and I'm still so poor, and the person who said this big thing is a pig-like bastard with his upper lip to the sky and his lower lip to the ground! Perhaps, it's an idiot figure! It's not an idiot, he's also a high-IQ neurotic, and if his nerves are fine, he's also a pig-like bastard character.
Well, there are some ways to beg for food, if you are not afraid of the bite of the vicious dog, you have to be cheeky to beg, and you have to have hard work, so that you can get food, a thin-skinned person, only starve to death, there is a way: 'The face is old, the belly is full!' This is the classic language of the finishing touch, when it comes to the point, it is this reason.
Again, in the 21st century, some begging people can't buy train tickets when they go home for the New Year, and there are even some beggars with deep pockets who take the plane home!
The man who said this five hundred years ago must have been a far-sighted prophet, and he was completely accurate in his predictions, so it can be seen that this person was not an idiot with deranged powers, but a shrewd person with a superior IQ.
The old beggar went all the way to the door and begged for it, and when the day dawned, he came to the door of a rich man's house.
There was a son, about 20 in his early twenties, less than 30 years old, he opened the door of the mansion, led a tall Tibetan mastiff, and came out early in the morning to walk the dog.
This kind of Tibetan mastiff is fierce and fierce, and the wild surname still exists, it has a strong hostility to strangers, and it also has a strong attack power, once it attacks, it will bite people or be injured.
"Wang ......" Tibetan mastiff went crazy as soon as he saw a living person, unusually irritable, revealing two rows of sharp teeth, as fierce as the extreme, two dog paws erect, one by one barking wildly.
The old beggar came to beg for food early in the morning, and was passing by the gate of this house, when he saw a boy and brother, leading a big Tibetan mastiff out.
Brother Gongzi tilted his head and squinted his eyes to look around, there were few pedestrians on the street, and people in groups of three or two hurried by, and he had an evil thought spontaneously, how about releasing the Tibetan mastiff to test its power? Vicious dogs bite people to death, but they don't pay for their lives, and besides, they are old beggars, and no one cares about them.
Brother Gongzi pretended not to pull the Tibetan mastiff, and let go of the iron training in his hand.
"Whew!" a Tibetan mastiff rushed towards the old beggar.
The old beggar saw the Tibetan mastiff rushing forward, before that, he had been bitten by the dog several times, and there was still a dull pain, and he was so frightened that he panicked, his feet were constantly shaking, his whole body was sore, and he was weak and weak, and he had not yet raised the wooden sign.
The Tibetan mastiff shot like an arrow, and a dazzle of eyes had rushed to the old beggar.
The old beggar had a sense of precaution, and his mind was excited, and he swept sideways and quickly, so that he could avoid the Tibetan mastiff.
The Tibetan mastiff reacted quickly, and it was too fast to be seen, and one turned and pounced, knocking the old beggar to the ground.
When the son saw the Tibetan mastiff that had been trained for many years, it was really extremely fierce and powerful, and the old beggar would be torn to pieces, so he had to take a good look at the masterpiece of the fierce dog.
The old beggar was rolling on the ground, struggling with all his might, he smelled the smell of dogs, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw the Tibetan mastiff's mouth open, revealing two rows of sharp teeth and biting down on his throat.
The old beggar's instinctive reaction is self-defense, when he was in a panic, he was still thinking about the wooden sign in his consciousness, at this moment, the Tibetan mastiff opened its big mouth, approached little by little, and was about to kiss his mouth!
The old beggar made a lightning shot, picked up the wooden sign with all his strength, and slapped the horizontal board on the waist of the Tibetan mastiff, and a ghostly light flashed, wrapping around the dog's waist and spinning around.
Suddenly, a miracle appeared, and I don't know why? A Tibetan mastiff lay on the old beggar, and he didn't want to move anymore.
The Tibetan mastiff and the old beggar kiss mouth-to-mouth and are addicted!
This is like a couple on the street, if no one hugs and refuses to let go, this kind of romance is everywhere, but in Jinling five hundred years ago, who dared to go to the street in front of everyone, kissing mouth to mouth?
Hee-hee! Brother Gongzi is secretly funny in his heart! There are few people on the streets in the early morning, and there are no mixed eyes, and not too many people have seen this ridiculous farce of Tibetan mastiff kissing the beggar's mouth.
Hmph! The Tibetan mastiff is a female dog, and when she sees the old beggar, she becomes affectionate, and some people have said that a woman's heart is outward, is the heart of a female dog also outward? No, if she hooks up with other men, she is alienated from herself, and she is so angry that she wants to vomit blood on the spot!
Brother Gongzi is not coming, he sulked in his heart, rushed with an arrow step, and slapped the Tibetan mastiff's buttocks.
"Hey, Mastiff, why did you take the wrong aphrodisiac? This is really true! I treat the old beggar as my own relative, and I am addicted to mouth-to-mouth kisses!"
The Tibetan mastiff's body turned over and rolled on its side, "Bang!"
Brother Gongzi, "Wow!" His heart fluttered, and he couldn't help but be surprised, he couldn't believe that this was true, such a Tibetan mastiff who peeled fresh strips alive would die without a head, no one would believe it, how could he say that he would die without any abnormality!
Beggars call flowers, monks and Taoists, Yelu Langzhong, fortune tellers, feng shui divination, etc., all have a secret hand, unless the old beggar is a hidden master.
It seems that this old beggar, who often begs from house to house in this area, is an old face that is too familiar to be familiar, and if he has a lot of effort, how can he be bitten and scarred by other people's dogs!
The young master didn't believe in this evil, he killed his beloved Tibetan mastiff, he had to hand over it to see what was going on with it?
The old beggar didn't think that the big Tibetan mastiff was dead, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to stand up, for fear that he would open his mouth and bite the fierce dog, wouldn't he be reimbursed on the spot, the two mouths of the man and dog were kissing, and no one dared to leave lightly!
The Tibetan mastiff did not dare to remove its mouth, because it was afraid that the old beggar would bite the dog's throat and ask for the dog's life.