Chapter 33: The Combination of Man and Beast

The reason why Kano firmly believes that Meow Meow is not a beast of doom is that he was fooled by Li Xie, but now, Li Xie himself says that Meow Meow is a beast of doom!

What the hell is going on?

"It is indeed a beast of doom!" Li Xie affirmed again!

The tenth-order sword saint shouted, "Don't move, Count Evil, let me force away the beast of doom!"

"No, don't worry. Everyone, ......" Li Xie smiled and said, "Everyone, this beast of doom, this earl has been raising for several days!"

How many days?

The tenth-order Sword Saint was even more determined: "Let me kill the Beast of Doom!"

"Hey, a tendon!" Li Xie shook his head: "You are not surprised, I have raised the beast of bad luck for so long, why did I suddenly go from earl to duke?

Ho!

Oh, yes!

What's going on?

The nobles finally realized this, and their attention was immediately caught by Li Xie! They all wanted to know, why was this? The beast of bad luck did not bring bad luck, but also good luck?

Li Xie smiled and continued: "Being approached by the beast of doom will be unlucky for three years, being glared at by the beast of doom and being unlucky for ten years, being touched by the beast of doom and dying of bad luck! This is indeed true! Originally, I was quite unlucky, let me tell you, at the beginning, what went out to step on, fell in the carriage, choked bones when eating, went to the toilet and burst the cylinder, trivial things! What's even more terrifying is that the body emits a foul smell! I feel that my body is rotting! Moreover, I feel that the bottom is not working!"

Ho!

Li Xie's words scared the nobles enough, especially the words below, which made the nobles even more worried! They are now approached by the beast of doom!

"How can the evil earl be resolved?" the tenth-order sword saint asked.

The nobles immediately pricked up their ears, they all wanted to know how to resolve it, and even, how to rise to the top like the evil earl!

"This hero is asking well!" Li Xie climbed up the pole, shook his hand, and had an extra bottle of wine called "Half Hongxia" in his hand, opened the cap, and handed it to the top of his head.

Meow smelled the wine, the turquoise blue cat's eye essence flickered, a pair of front paws hugged the wine bottle, and Gollum drank it, not even a drop dropped!

Li Xie smiled bitterly and continued: "I have discovered that the beast of bad luck is greedy for money and good wine! If you give it gold coins and wine, you can dispel bad luck! Moreover, if you give too much, you can also attract good luck! This is also what I just discovered! To tell you nothing, most of my family property, at least two million gold coins, is supplied to the beast of bad luck! In order to dissolve my bad luck! However, in just a few days, I suddenly became the grand duke of the dynasty, and the difference was just a knighthood ceremony of His Majesty! Today I learned that the original supply of gold coins and wine to the Beast of Doom will not only get good luck, but also get far more than you give!"

Ooh!

I see!

It's just two million gold coins! The evil earl really dares! But what is the value of two million gold coins in order to get rid of bad luck? And now he is about to become the duke of the dynasty! If you spend two million gold coins to buy a duke, who wouldn't want to?

Next to Kano thoughtfully, he had the most contact with Li Xie and knew the most, Li Xie had no bad luck at all, and it was also Li Xie willing to drink for Meow Meow!

Could it be ......

Kano had an idea!

"So......" Li Xie laughed, "I don't allow you to harm my Doom Beast!" As for the bad luck that may be caused by you being approached by the Doom Beast, you can send some gold coins or wine to the Doom Beast, and I will collect it on your behalf. According to my experience, I don't need to give too much, just 10,000 gold coins or 100 bottles of wine worth more than 100 gold coins to dispel bad luck, of course, if you want to attract good luck, I don't know how much to give for the time being, or many points, are all minds, and the beast of doom will bless those who have hearts. ”

Li Xie finally said his purpose!

This is what he learned from some fortune-telling sticks he met on the side of the street when he was wandering!

Let others mistakenly think that bad luck is added, if it can be resolved with money, most of them don't hesitate to spend money, and don't let them spend too much, just a little, for example, here are all nobles above the earl, 10,000 gold coins is a lot, for them, but it is not much, and they can take it out at will!

The key lies in the word "heart"!

In order to relieve bad luck, they do not hesitate to spend money, if in order to attract good luck, this intention, I am afraid that there is a lot!

When the nobles heard this, there was a divine light in their eyes, and in their deep eyes, they all had their own thoughts, but they were not so afraid of the beast of doom, and with Li Xie as an example, there was even a little greed in their eyes!

"Meow ......"

The little cat drank all the wine in the bottle, threw the wine bottle to Kano, let Kano accept it, then lay down again, stretched out his pink little tongue and licked Li Xie's scalp twice, as if to praise Li Xie for not forgetting to ask for wine, and then fell asleep again.

"Okay, okay! Since it's okay, you Aiqing don't need to be so frightened, you all stand up. "Mercedes VII gave the order:" El ......"

The internal affairs officer El received the order and shouted loudly: "Ferruccio, Lamborghini, Mercedes, Count Evil, Lee, come forward and listen to the seal!"

The nobles hurriedly stood in two rows on the left and right according to their status, and Li Xie walked up from the middle, came to Mercedes VII and knelt down on one knee.

Mercedes VII stood up straight, stretched out his right hand, and looked at the cat above Li Xie's head, Mercedes VII swallowed his saliva, and finally didn't dare to put his hand on the top of Li Xie's head!

In the Tudor Dynasty, His Majesty will put his hand on the head of the person who has been given the title, but the person who has been given the title in the past has not had a beast of doom sleeping on his head!

Thus, for the first time in the history of the Tudor dynasty, His Majesty did not put his hand on the head of the person who was given the knighthood!

Mercedes VII put his hands behind his back and said in a loud voice about Li Xie's exploits: "The god of the earth is above! Ferruccio, Lamborghini, Mercedes, Count Evil, Lie, your exploits are unparalleled in the empire, and your heartfelt moon can be seen! In the name of Mercedes VII, this king bestows you the title of hereditary duke of the dynasty, inherits the Lamborghini family property, the position of the lord of Chrysanthemum City, and gives Plum Blossom City, in addition, Orchid City, is the king's heart!"

The meaning of Mercedes VII is clear, the fief given to Li Xie is a city - Plum Blossom City, and Chrysanthemum City is the inheritance industry, which is Li Xie's, and Orchid City is because of the beast of doom!

"Your Majesty, may your Majesty live long live, long live, long live!" Li Xie laughed secretly, he couldn't imagine that if he flickered casually, he would have one more fiefdom of a city!

Moreover, with Mercedes VII as an example, other nobles do not compete to express their "hearts"?

"Meow ......"

The little cat seemed to feel Li Xie's joy, raised his head and barked, as if to say: This orchid city belongs to this cat!

was screamed by the kitten, Mercedes VII beat him hard, and turned around sharply: "Everyone, Aiqing is at will, this king is a little tired, go take a bath first!"

After saying that, he strode away, saying that he was tired, probably in a hurry to wash away the bad luck on his body!

Li Xie took the kitten into his arms, and enthusiastically ran to greet the nobles and get acquainted with feelings, no matter what, these people will definitely have to send their hearts to Li Xie next, and the first one to say hello is the tenth-order sword saint!

Who knew that the meow in Li Xie's arms seemed to understand Li Xie's thoughts, and he didn't sleep anymore, raising his head, his sky-blue eyes were wide open, and whoever Li Xie was close to, it would stare at whom!

As a result, the tenth-order sword saint didn't even have time to ask his name, and the people said that his stomach hurt and he ran away!

The others were the same, and finally, even the servants had stomach troubles, and a banquet was hastily dispersed, leaving only Li Xie, Kano, and our beast of doom - Meow Meow!

And, a bunch of food and wine!

"Hehe, Kano, the space ring is useful, pack it for my father!" Li Xie looked at the empty lobby with a cheap smile on his face, the cat in his arms raised his head, looked at the wine on the long table, stretched out his tongue and licked it, grinning his lips, and showed the same deceitful smile as Li Xie.

Kano looked at the one person and one cat stupidly, and then looked at the lobby full of food and wine, and muttered: "My lord gave me a space ring, should I calculate today's incident in the morning! The god of the earth is on top! My lord is really a demon! That cat is too!"

In short, Kano still followed Li Xie's instructions and began to "pack and take away", just adding Li Xie's space ring, and only taking away half of the food at the banquet, which made Li Xie decide to get a few more space rings, at least eight of the ten fingers!

The food at the banquet became the rations of the guards and servants of the Evil Earl's Palace, and for this reason, the guard slaves, who had never eaten these delicacies, once again regarded Li Xie as a god, although Li Xie had already deified him when he was injured last time when he collected gold coins.

In the next few days, the evil earl's manor can be described as a flowing car! There was an endless stream of guests! However, it was not the nobles who came, but the servants of the nobles!

Due to the relationship between the beast of doom, the Evil Earl's Mansion has been regarded as a place of misfortune by the aristocratic class, and people with a little family status do not even dare to look this way when passing by the Evil Earl's Manor!

As for sending slaves, they are basically here to give wine and gold coins to express their hearts, hoping to eliminate bad luck and attract good luck!

Li Xie naturally did not refuse to come, and even took the lead, standing at the door to greet every visitor as the grand duke of his dynasty, even if the person who came was a humble slave, he greeted him with a smile!

Oh, unless he doesn't raise the Beast of Doom!

Soon, Li Xie didn't have to greet those servants who came to send money, because our Meow Meow saw that Li Xie had put all the thoughts sent by others into his space ring, which made Meow Meow very dissatisfied, and bit Li Xie's finger tightly for three hours, during which all kinds of temptations refused to let go.

In the end, Li Xie finally understood its meaning, and asked Kano to get ten space rings, and strung them with a platinum chain and put them around Meow Meow's neck, so our lovely Meow Meow walked around the gate of Earl Evil Manor without getting tired at night, meowed when he saw people, and then took out a piece of parchment from the space ring, and wrote "Wishing you prosperity, bring the red envelope." After receiving the thoughts of the servants who came, if it was not enough, the kitten would take out a piece of parchment and write "Too little heart, don't want to run away from bad luck!", which scared the slave so much that he ran to report that his heart was too little. Of course, if the mind is very sufficient, such as the Marquis of Pansen, the left and right sides are millions of gold coins, ten thousand bottles of wine, the kitten is very satisfied, and will take out another piece of parchment: "Good luck goes with you, bad luck does not add to it." ”

At the end of a round of gift-giving, our Meow Meow and Li Xie sat on the ground in the hall of the Evil Earl's Mansion, surrounded by gold coins!

For this reason, Li Xie laughed and cramped, and stretched out his hand: "Come, shake a claw." ”

Meowth meows one front paw around a wine bottle larger than its body, and the other paw sticks out and touches Li Xie's hand.

One person and one cat, the smiles on their faces are surprisingly consistent, they are all grinning at half of the corners of their mouths, yin, bad and annihilated, and they also show a smile with white fangs!

So, when Kano and Lily were stunned by the room full of gold coins, the paws of this man and a cat clenched together, announcing the birth of the most unscrupulous combination of man and beast in history.