Chapter Seventy-One: Pink Meow Meow Hammer
Through the hidden shortcuts within the World Tree that encompasses the Nine Realms.
Arriving in Jotunheim, the land of ice, home to the Frost Giants, the Destroyer's armor chest opens, revealing Loki's face and half of his body.
The cold and dark place is completely incomparable to Asgard, where he grew up in a fairyland, but he was indeed born here.
His expression darkened.
"Little prince of Asgard, do you dare to appear in front of me again?"
In the cold darkness, he got up and stepped down from the broken throne, and the Frost King Laufi's eyes were fierce.
"Wearing your father's armor to avenge your last desert?"
Out of the darkness around him, a tall frost giant, with ice in his hands to form a weapon, his expression was not good, staring at him, and the surrounding atmosphere froze.
The last time Thor and Loki came to Jotunheim to make a big fuss and killed many of them, Odin appeared and rescued them when they were under siege.
"Father?"
With a mocking remarks, Loki's palms unfolded, and the Frost Giants manifest under the magic, a square object that glows blue with delicate withered flowers and handles to hold.
"The First Minister of the Ming Dynasty"
"Ancient Winter Coffin, how can you hold the sacred object of my clan safely?"
Seeing the artifact that had been taken away from him for a long time, Lau Fei snorted in shock.
The Ancient Winter Coffin is a treasure handed down by the Frost Giant's ancestors, and only the Frost Giant can hold it unharmed in the Nine Realms.
Whew!
The cold wind swept in, and the terrifying frost aura emitted by the ancient winter coffin rushed to his face, and he was frozen into an ice lump.
"More than a thousand years ago, you wanted to conquer the Atrium and turn into your ice and snow territory, but you were repelled by Odin and Asgard."
Without saying a word, he passed by his biological father Laufey, who was frozen by him, and sat down on the throne Loki, showing the appearance of the royal blood of the frost giant, scarlet eyes, blue skin with dense patterns, and a majestic voice echoing through the hall.
"More than a thousand years from now, I, Loki, will take you to accomplish the unfinished business of your waste ancestors!"
"Surrender or die!"
He scanned the temple.
With the royal blood of the Frost Giant, and the Ancient Winter Coffin in his hand, no Frost Giant dared to resist him, looked at each other, and knelt down in submission.
"Follow your will, Lord of Frost."
Loki gathered all his armies and immediately chose to march on Earth.
……
In the base, although Thor has regained his invulnerability, his strength is still in the realm of ordinary people, and he has a hard time facing a group of gun-wielding agents.
In particular, there was also an Eagleeye guarding the base, who blew him up and down with his explosive arrows, and he was in a state of embarrassment.
Thor was angry but hard to get close to, how could he ever be so humiliated.
"Someone who can't hit a bullet and can shoot a laser from his fingers?"
Fortunately, halfway through the fight, Hawkeye, who was talking to the headset, looked at the bow in his hand, feeling that the world was becoming more and more unfriendly to an archer like him, and he smiled playfully and shouted at Thor from afar and turned to leave.
"Vikings, see you next time."
Thor was tall, disheveled, and wobbly, like a fierce warrior, reminiscent of the Vikings of antiquity.
In fact, Thor does belong to the Vikings, but to Viking mythology.
"Damn!"
Rising from the ground, the ragged and dusty Thor said angrily: "Suppress me with a weapon, if it weren't for Mjornir......"
With that, he reluctantly left everything else behind.
"Mjölnir, I'm coming!"
Regardless of the rest of the base evacuation, tearing open the special film to protect against radiation, Thor shouted excitedly and ran to his beloved hammer.
But when he saw the first sight, he suddenly froze, his eyes widened in disbelief, and his body shook violently.
"Nope! ……”
"Mjölnir, what's wrong with you? Who did it all to you! ”
Like his boyfriend who saw his girlfriend's car accident, he pounced on him with tears in his eyes.
The bottom of a crater.
He could sense that in front of him was still Myoernir, who he was very familiar with and accompanied him in his battle of the Nine Realms.
But the way it looked, Thor didn't recognize at all.
In the center of the crater, the pink hammer of the girl's heart, on which the cute picture of Hello Kitty is highlighted, vivid.
Those who know think this is Thor's weapon Mjörnir, and those who don't know probably think it's a little princess's pink toy.
"No, who the hell is it?!"
Angrily grabbing the soil on the ground, he knelt on the ground and looked up to the sky and shouted angrily.
"Who treated you so cruelly?!"
"Oh, so cute......"
The four of Ron walked in, and Jane looked at the hammer with her eyes lit up, and covered her mouth and let out a low exclamation.
Women have a girlish side, even if she loves to study celestial bodies.
"Hello Kitty?
I love Hello Kitty the most!
Daisy, who saw the hammer screaming twice excitedly, said to Thor who was crying sadly with a strange expression: "This is your Myournier?" ”
"And said it wasn't Meow Meow Hammer."
It's not a meow hammer, why does it look like a meow meow.
It's still pink.
"It's worthy of being an artifact of the Nine Realms of Megatron, and I don't think anyone would want to face it."
Touching his chin, Ron chuckled playfully.
"After all, who would want to be defeated by the pink meow hammer and be smashed all over the face.
No matter how powerful a warrior is, he can't endure this humiliation. ”
Whoever is defeated by such a hammer will probably have to suffer its mental damage for the rest of his life.
"Is this really something extraterrestrial?"
The corners of Servig's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but doubt, after all, the picture on it was too familiar, and the meteorites were not usually gray and black, what was the matter with this bright pink like a girl's toy?
Listening to your words and my words, every word poked into Thor's heart, and his eyes flowed.
"No, Mjölnir."
"It's okay, Thor will lift you up right away and summon thunder and lightning to melt all the scrap copper and iron on your body."
He stood up and looked at several people with serious expressions.
"You're all optimistic, the real Mjolnir is like this......!"
Shouting that one arm habitually wants to lift the hammer, but one of them exerts too much force and directly makes himself stumble.
"How so?!"
Thor was so shocked and sad that he repeatedly tried the hammer of Thor, which was as heavy as a mountain and could not be shaken, and ignored him at all.
"Isn't my father joking, he really deprived me of my divine power, didn't give me a chance at all, and wanted me to be a mortal forever."
After several attempts, he couldn't lift his strength to feed, and he looked at his hands in disbelief.
"Father's ......"
The thunder god who had fought in the Nine Realms was so powerless, he knelt down with a dead face, as if his life was meaningless.
"It doesn't have to be like this.
It's just that you can't lift a hammer. ”
Daisy shrugged, unable to comprehend Thor's brain circuitry.
It's a good muscular man, but it's a pity that he's a madman.
Suddenly, boom!
The earth shook violently.
"Is there another meteorite?"
It was like an earthquake, and things around him shook, and he said with a slight panic.