Chapter 1 Go out and get a red book
Hangzhou, March 17, 2:40 p.m.
Lin Yang stood at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau in a daze, still holding the marriage certificate that had just been released.
The other half on the marriage certificate, the woman named Liu He, after receiving the certificate, told him to move over tomorrow and left.
Lin Yang returned home in a daze, poured a glass of water and poured it down with some weakness, and then sat down on the sofa.
Looking down at the three big characters of the marriage certificate on the red book in his hand, Lin Yang began to force himself to calm down, carefully thinking about how it came about......
Lin Yang, 26 years old, a little handsome but not particularly outstanding, a full-time up owner, belongs to an otaku who basically doesn't know how to go out when he has nothing to do.
So at eight o'clock this morning, when the sun woke him up through the window, he suddenly thought about simply taking a vacation and going out to play.
As an up master, I developed a habit of doing something as soon as I think of it, getting up, making breakfast, eating a complete room, and going out to play at half past nine.
Until about one o'clock, after watching the movie in Yueda Cinema, there was no moth, and the mood was relaxed and happy, if there was no later thing, it should be very comfortable today......
Because I wasn't too hungry after watching the movie, I didn't go to the second floor to find a restaurant, but went directly from the theater on the third floor to the fun street on the first floor.
After finding a beverage store and ordering a glass of juice, Lin Yang sat comfortably and prepared to bask in the first sun of spring.
However, after not sitting for long, the woman who called herself Liu He appeared, came up and sat down on the chair opposite, and asked, "Do you have a girlfriend?" Married? ”
Lin Yang was stunned at this question, and just subconsciously replied: "No."
"Okay, then introduce myself, my name is Liu He, 24 years old, the conditions are okay, not bad or bad, I have never been in love, and I am not a fraudster, if you think I am okay, let's get married immediately, do you agree?"
After speaking, a household registration book was placed on the table with a bang.
Lin Yang: ?????
This self-introduction, coupled with the household registration book on the table, made Lin Yang, who was already confused, even more unable to turn his brain, and went on strike and shut down on the spot, and a few question marks slowly floated above his head.
Then the two sides were silent for a few seconds, and just as Lin Yang was about to ask this Liu He if there was any serious illness and the medicine should not stop, Liu He stood up directly and took Lin Yang's hand and walked to the exit.
When he arrived at the exit, Liu He asked for the address, and directly stopped a taxi and went straight to Lin Yang's house to get the household registration book.
Until he arrived at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Lin Yang was confused, and he didn't understand what the plot was going on.
Swindle? Tricky? Or what kind of street variety shows? Or is it some kind of weird test?
But at this time, Lin Yang told himself, steady, don't panic, this has already arrived at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau, and it is broad daylight, it is impossible to have an accident.
Lin Yang sneered in his heart, today he came to see what tricks this woman played, but he downloaded the national anti-fraud app, and there was absolutely no possibility of being deceived.
As a result, it turned out that he was nothing more than a battle of wits against the air.
From filling in the information, physical examination, to filling in the information again, taking an oath, and finally taking pictures and obtaining the certificate, Liu He pulled him in one go, without dragging the mud and water at all.
After receiving the certificate, he was dragged out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, the woman who had become his wife, did not have a single superfluous word.
left only one sentence: "I'll move over to find you tomorrow" and left, leaving Lin Yang alone in the wind......
Time returned to the present, at home, Lin Yang, who was thinking about the whole thing, collapsed, he couldn't believe that he was married like this.
"Zhuo, I'm really married to a woman I don't know, I have a wife, but why is my marriage so weird? f**k。 ”
He can't live in Bengbu, he just hasn't gone out for too long, and he wants to go out to play, what's wrong with him?
Why did he just go out to relax and come back, and he became a married man?
He began to condemn himself, why at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau, in the process of obtaining the certificate, not only did he not refuse, but also thought that it was not a big problem and thought that it was all fake?
"My Aqing, my Xiaomei, my Ayaka, my husband is sorry for you, woo woo woo ......"
"Smack."
Lin Yang gave himself a big fight, shedding tears of remorse, he couldn't figure out what happened to him today, whether his brain was stuck in the paste.
He took out his mobile phone and wanted to call Liu He, but when he remembered it, people didn't seem to leave him contact information at all.
He wanted to call his parents, but he didn't know how to tell them about it.
Did you tell the second elder that I went out to play today, and then I was pulled by a strange woman to get the certificate? In this way, it is estimated that his parents will catch a plane from his hometown overnight to drag him to a psychiatric hospital.
As for good friends, there are two, they played together in college, and one dormitory, which belongs to the father-son relationship in the dormitory.
But after thinking about it carefully, he still put down his phone, he was still confused, how could the two sons explain it? It's certainly hard to say.
And anyway, Liu He said that she would move over tomorrow, and she came when she pulled herself back to get the household registration book today, and she knew the address.
In that case, let's wait for her to come over tomorrow, and as long as she comes, you can ask anything clearly.
In this way, Lin Yang figured it out, but it's one thing to figure it out, and the actual situation must be another thing.
His brain never stopped, and he was always in a state of brainstorming and brain cell entanglement.
If you think about it carefully, that Liu He is actually quite beautiful, and he doesn't look like a criminal, but why? Lin Yang just couldn't figure it out.
It doesn't make sense at all, right, let's just say, as long as it's a normal person, you won't do this kind of thing, right? Who would get married on the street with a random person?
Could it be that Liu He is a neuropath? So young, isn't it?
But Lin Yang didn't think that it would be impossible for other normal people to agree to this kind of thing, is it possible to say that his own brain is not normal?
In this way, Lin Yang, who had not eaten dinner, returned to bed and fell asleep in the ideological struggle with himself.
The video that was supposed to be sent tomorrow was not cut, and my favorite game wife didn't watch it, and I fell asleep without even doing the daily commission......
It's just that he didn't sleep very well, he had a dream, he dreamed that his wallet was taken away by Liu He later, and he was only given ten yuan a day for water......