Chapter 112 Fishing, people nesting, a mermaid of more than ninety pounds!
Fishing, in fact, is not a simple thing.
Even, for newbies, it may be a technique that requires specialized learning for a long time to become proficient.
But for Liu He and a few people, there is not so much attention.
Because they are neither professional anglers nor people who have any requirements for the fish they catch.
However, when they caught a small crucian carp after sitting for an hour, Liu He and Qin Shiyu were also quite excited.
"Lin Yang Lin Yang, look, I caught a fish!"
"My wife is awesome! Keep up the good work! ”
After turning his head, smiling, and gently encouraging, Lin Yang turned his head back again, and then his face was expressionless.
For various reasons, after coming here to start fishing, several people did not sit together.
Liu He and Qin Shiyu sat on one side, and Lin Yang and the three men sat on the other side.
And the reason why he turned around and was expressionless at this moment was because he hadn't even caught a small crucian carp for so long.
Not only him, but Xu Tao and Zhang Hua on the left and right are the same, for an hour, the three of them have found nothing.
Although the number of bites is very small, it is not that there are no fish bites, but the three of them just failed to catch the fish.
"Your wife is just a small fish, I think if we come later, it must be at least four or five catties of big carp."
"Well, there's a bit of truth to what you're saying."
Maybe it was because he couldn't hold his face, Zhang Hua suddenly couldn't help but say to Lin Yang, who turned around.
And his words were also echoed by Xu Tao on the other side.
It's just that the words of these two people are full of sourness.
Originally, at the beginning, Xu Tao didn't have any ideas about whether he could catch a fish, it was a good thing to be able to catch it, and it didn't matter if he didn't catch it.
But just after Liu He had caught a fish, his damn man's self-esteem suddenly flareed up.
"Hehe, who is Liu He? That's my wife! The fish my wife catches is the same as the fish I catch, so please don't confuse my brother with you two Air Force veterans! ”
Lin Yang was actually a little embarrassed on his face just now, but after hearing the sour words of the two two pens next to him, he suddenly changed his mind.
"You don't even have a fishing helmet, how dare you say such arrogant things?"
Lin Yang's words were too aggressive, so Zhang Hua was not happy at that time.
"Lao Lin, there was a person fishing in the past, but he was too shameless, so he fell into the water later, have you heard this story?"
Xu Tao also followed Zhang Hua and began to carry a gun and a stick at Lin Yang.
"Hehe, I don't understand what you say very well, but I've heard the phrase jealousy makes people mentally retarded, you translate and translate, does this sentence describe the current situation of the two of you?"
In the face of the combination of Zhang and Xu, although Lin Yang was alone, he did not retreat, but continued to take the art of ridicule to the extreme.
"I'm Nima..."
Zhang Hua was the most breathless, and after listening to Lin Yang's second ridicule, he directly rolled up his sleeves and was ready to push Lin Yang into the water.
However, the smarter Xu Tao stopped him.
"Stop, so your brain is the worst in our three miles, don't think about doing anything, doesn't this destroy the relationship between the three of us?"
"Huh? Lao Xu, what are you special... Oh! Yeah! Yes, it's my problem. ”
Hearing Xu Tao speak for Lin Yang, Zhang Hua was originally confused, but when he saw the situation in the water, he understood what Xu Tao was going to do.
Originally, the three of them sat next to each other, and in order to be afraid of the fishing line being entangled after the fish, the fishing rods of the three people were fishing in different directions.
Lin Yang's fishing rod is directly in front of the fishing, while Zhang Hua is on the right, Xu Tao is on the left, and Zhang Xu's rods are both thrown diagonally to the side where they are sitting.
But at this moment, Xu Tao's fishing rod, which should have been on the left, has now been stirred into Lin Yang's fishing area.
And after reacting, Zhang Hua also hurriedly followed Xu Tao to make a mistake.
"Oh, Yoko, what's wrong with you? Why is your face so bad, is there something uncomfortable all of a sudden? ”
As for the matter, it has already been done, but Xu Tao still hasn't let Lin Yang go.
Looking at Lin Yang's instantly gloomy face, he began the road of happiness and revenge on his lips.
"Yes, Lao Lin, why don't I send you to see it? You see, your face is dripping, look... Poof, ahahahaha..."
Zhang Hua wanted to follow Xu Tao to clean up Lin Yang.
But he is not as good as Xu Tao, and he was only halfway through the words of shrimp and pig heart, so he couldn't help but laugh insolently.
"Made, two dog things, don't let me fish well, don't you fish, everyone, come on, go die."
Seeing Xu Tao and Zhang Hua's appearance of being dead and dead, Lin Yang couldn't stand it, so he directly picked up the fishing rod and stirred it up with the poles of the two.
"Damn, you don't talk about martial arts, do you? See if I don't kill you..."
"Made, Zhang Hua, be careful not to entangle me, you get him..."
"Come, two together..."
“......”
Men are such childish creatures, and a little thing that seems to be no fun can make them excited to play.
On the other hand, Liu He and Qin Shiyu turned their heads and glanced at them strangely after hearing the sound of the three of them playing.
"How's it going, it's pretty, isn't it?"
"Huh? What? ”
Coldly, when he turned his head to look at Lin Yang and the three of them, Liu He suddenly said something.
"Zhang Hua? Aren't you looking at him? Handsome, right? ”
"Look at your size! What does it have to do with me whether he is handsome or not? ”
"Tsk, my darling, how about you try it with him?"
"Try you a big-headed ghost, shut up, concentrate on fishing, you can't rely on the three of them when you look at them, the two of us don't fish, what do you eat at night?"
"Tsk, hey, it's a pity..."
Liu He sighed and said pity.
She really wanted Qin Shiyu to try it, it wasn't a joke.
First, although I haven't seen him a few times, Zhang Hua's appearance and personality have a good impression on Liu He.
Second, Lin Yang also told her more or less about the situation of his family, which is also quite good.
In addition, the reason why Liu He wanted to match the two of them the most was that Zhang Hua was also from Lincheng.
If Qin Shiyu really has a play with him, then she and Qin Shiyu will not be too far away because of marriage in the future.
Therefore, as a good best friend, in all aspects, Liu He really wanted to make a match after knowing that Zhang Hua was interested in Qin Shiyu at noon today.
However, if Qin Shiyu has no ideas, as a good best friend, Liu He must also focus on her ideas first.
"Ah......h
"Puff ......"
Just when Liu He's little head was still thinking nonsense, Qin Shiyu next to him suddenly screamed and fell into the water.
This made Liu He panic all of a sudden, and quickly turned his head and shouted anxiously towards Lin Yang.
"Lin Yang, Lin Yang, come here, Shiyu has fallen into the water..."
"Puff ......"
However, before Liu He's words could be finished, a figure had quickly come from that side to this side, and then jumped into the water.
Qin Shiyu: ......
Zhang Hua: ......
Liu He: ......
There was no surprise, that figure was Zhang Hua, he immediately discovered the situation here after hearing Qin Shiyu's shout.
But after entering the water at this moment, he and Qin Shiyu in the water, as well as Liu He on the shore, the three of them were silent in an instant.
Because, with his support, Qin Shiyu had already stood up from the water, and the water level on this side of the river had just soaked the calves of the two of them......
"What are you doing in a daze? Take pictures? ”
"Oh, yes, yes, come, laugh!"
At this time, Lin Yang and Xu Tao had already walked over slowly, and when they saw the situation of the two in the water, Lin Yang hurriedly instigated Xu Tao to take pictures.
"Pani... A hammer. ”
Hearing the words of the two people on the shore, Zhang Hua, who was still supporting Qin Shiyu, also came back to his senses immediately, and then quickly walked up with Qin Shiyu.
"Why are you still standing? Why don't you go get something and give him a double rub! ”
After the two of them came up, Liu He immediately said to Lin Yang fiercely.
Don't look at the usual playfulness, but Qin Shiyu is really in trouble, of course Liu He is in a hurry.
"Uh... Good, good, good. ”
Lin Yang, who was still watching Zhang Hua's jokes, was stunned for a moment when he heard Liu He's fierce voice, and then went to the car to find something.
Soon, he came over with a pack of tissues and a towel.
"What's the matter with you? Catching a fish requires someone to make a nest, right? ”
Taking the towel from Lin Yang's hand, Liu He said worriedly and reproachfully while wiping it on Qin Shiyu's body.
"No, there was a fish just now, a big fish, so I didn't sit down all of a sudden."
"Huh? Big fish? ”
"Yes, big fish..."
"Poof..."
Before Qin Shiyu's words were finished, he heard another pop.
Turn your head and look, good guy, it's Zhang Hua again!
He went to pull the fishing rod, which was already a little far away...
Qin Shiyu: ......
"Tut-tut..."
Seeing this, Liu He smashed his mouth at Qin Shiyu again, and the meaning of it was understood by several people present.
Qin Shiyu also understands, but what can she say now? I can't say anything......
"it, it's really a big fish, it hasn't been unhooked yet!"
In the small river, Zhang Hua lifted the fishing rod and swam back, while shouting excitedly to a few people on the shore.
"Really? How big is it? ”
"It's very big, I guess it must be at least five or six pounds."
Hearing what Lin Yang asked on the shore, Zhang Hua still asked excitedly.
It's just that he was still in the river at this time, and he didn't see Lin Yang's cheap expression when he asked this.
"Huh? Is it only five or six pounds? More than that, why does this have to be ninety pounds, right? ”
"Huh?"
has been a good brother for many years, how could Xu Tao not understand Lin Yang's thoughts, so he also followed Lin Yang to become angry with Zhang Hua.
And Zhang Hua, who had returned to the shore and was going ashore, had not yet reacted and sighed in confusion.
"I'm going to Ni... Uncle's more than 90 catties, have you ever seen more than 90 catties of fish in your life? ”
Zhang Hua, who went ashore, said to Xu Yi while soaking the fish.
If Qin Shiyu and Liu He weren't still here, he would have been directly exported just now.
More than 90 pounds, what are you doing with a few sweet dreams?!
"Why not? Even if the fish doesn't have more than 90 catties, people still have it, you can catch it quickly! ”
"That is, if this person adds fish, won't he become a mermaid? Lao Zhang, come on, hurry up and catch it. ”
"What are you two talking about..."
Lin Yang and Xu Tao continued to increase their firepower output, while Zhang Hua, who was concentrating on fishing, was originally preparing to say a dirty word.
But just when he turned his head to look, he saw Qin Shiyu with his head down, and in an instant, he understood what Lin Yang and Xu Tao meant.
'These two dogs, sooner or later, will die......
secretly scolded the two of them in his heart, but on the surface, Zhang Hua shut up.
He concentrated on it for a while, and then, at last, he caught the fish.
"Damn, that's at least six or seven pounds."
When the fish was copied up, Lin Yang was immediately shocked, he had never caught such a big fish.
"Hehe, it's small, the pattern is small, this is a mermaid, how can it be six or seven pounds!"
Xu Tao is not Lin Yang's useless thing, he forgot everything after seeing the fish.
"Come on, it's almost, I'm going to beat you up."
"Tut-tut..."
Zhang Hua was a little annoyed by what he said, so he threatened Xu Tao fiercely, but Xu Tao was obviously not very afraid of his threat.
However, although he was not afraid of threats, Xu Tao did not speak again.
It's a joke, it's okay to help a good brother, but if you say too much, it might backfire.
"It's a grass carp, not a carp."
Lin Yang, who was squatting down to touch the fish, suddenly shouted, attracting everyone's attention.
"Why don't you recognize it now? Isn't grass carp better? Make boiled fish sauerkraut fish to eat. ”
"No, I think I can make fish hot pot."
"Is it okay to blow up?"
"It's not bad to have a rack barbecue, aren't the grilled fish in the grilled fish shop all grass carp?"
Xu Tao and Zhang Hua were soon led crooked by Lin Yang, and the three big men began to discuss how to eat this fish.
And Liu He, who was still wiping Qin Shiyu's hair next to him, had black lines emerging on his forehead.
"I said, shouldn't you two go back and change your clothes first?"
Qin Shiyu: ......
Zhang Hua: ......
"Well, it makes sense, then hurry up and take it back, otherwise you will catch a cold later."
Hearing the voice of his daughter-in-law, Lin Yang, who was indulging in the big fish, suddenly came back to his senses and hurriedly echoed Liu He's words.
"Well, I'll drive, you guys collect your things."
“OK。”
Zhang Hua was wet all over his body, and it was definitely inconvenient to drive, so Xu Tao took the initiative to drive by himself.
Then the crowd began to pack their things.
To be honest, although Zhang Hua and Qin Shiyu are wet, but at this temperature, in fact, he will not be cold for a while.
Therefore, these two people also followed Lin Yang and Liu He to pack their things together.
Soon, after a while, after Xu Tao reversed the car and drove over, several people also packed up their things.
"Later, when I see a place to buy groceries, stop first, and I'll buy some side dishes."
Soon after the vehicle started, Lin Yang said to Xu Tao, who was driving in front.
"Well, okay, a little sour chili pepper, it's delicious."
"Hmm."
Lin Yang nodded and agreed to Xu Tao's sour chili request.
He had eaten with several people in the car, and no one was more taboo about chili peppers, so it was okay to put a little.
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Because there were two people in the car who were in a hurry to go back and change clothes, Xu Tao's car drove very fast.
Soon, it was already in the city and stopped at the gate of a small vegetable market.
After the car was parked, Lin Yang got out of the car alone and walked to the vegetable market.
The fish that Qin Shiyu caught was quite big, as long as he bought some side dishes, so he could do it alone.
But before he got out of the car and walked a few steps, he saw an acquaintance on the right side of the gate of the vegetable market.
"Hey~ Bai Yi."
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