Chapter 1 What Are You Calling a Dog?

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Zeng Hao woke up and slowly opened his eyes.

He didn't know how long he had fainted, but he remembered that before he fainted, there was thunder and pouring rain outside, and he was about to close the glass door of the balcony when a thunderbolt suddenly fell from the sky and hit him!

Then, his eyes went black and he lost consciousness.

Zeng Hao, who woke up, before he could see his surroundings clearly, suddenly felt a sharp pain in his brain, as if his head had been cut open from the outside, accompanied by a strange memory.

"I actually crossed over!"

After fully accepting that memory, Zeng Hao couldn't help but exclaim.

That's right, Zeng Hao traveled to the end of the Northern Song Dynasty where the Water Margin was located, an era of external and internal troubles in the imperial court.

"But why did I go through Chengwu Dalang?!!

For the grasp of God, Zeng Hao was speechless to the extreme.

It was as if he had seen a hat on his head, the green one.

But there is no way, life has to go on.

Zeng Hao sat up and looked around, he found that he was actually sleeping in a dilapidated firewood room, covered with a thin quilt and pierced with several holes.

"Damn, Wu Dalang, are you having such a miserable life?"

At this time, a crisp and pleasant voice sounded outside the door: "Wu Dalang! What time has it been? You don't go out to sell pancakes yet! ”

As soon as the words fell, the door was pushed open from the outside, and then a beautiful girl walked in!

Zeng Hao only glanced at it, and was instantly amazed by the other party.

The girl's face is petite, her facial features are exquisite, and she has a strange and dazzling beauty like a half-breed; and the delicate and white skin like goat's milk curd, so crystal clear that people can't bear to look at it more, for fear that if the gaze is realized, it will pierce two holes in her face.

Zeng Hao learned from Wu Dalang's memory that the beautiful girl in front of him who was frowning was Wu Dalang's wife, Pan Jinlian.

Seeing Zeng Hao looking at herself with a dull expression, the disgust in Pan Jinlian's eyes became stronger and stronger, and she spoke up again: "I'm talking to you, do you hear?!" Are you deaf! ”

Zeng Hao finally came back to his senses, thinking that the girl in front of him would green himself in the near future, and a fire was burning in his heart.

So he ignored the girl's beauty, and said to the girl a sentence that he often said to his teammates when he was fighting the glory of the king: "What are you calling a dog?!" ”

Pan Jinlian was stunned, because she didn't expect that Wu Dalang, who had always been submissive and groveling to herself on weekdays, would dare to talk to herself like this today!

"You! You! ”

Pan Jinlian pointed at Zeng Hao with her finger, so angry that she couldn't speak for a while.

"What are you, a poisonous woman who still wants to come and point fingers at me?" Zeng Hao continued to speak coldly.

Watching the Water Margin before, seeing Wu Dalang's tragic fate, Zeng Hao felt very angry, and now that God has let him cross over to Wu Dalang, he will definitely not live like Wu Dalang again!

Absolutely not!

Hearing the word "poisonous woman", Pan Jinlian was stunned, she had never been abused like this on weekdays, so her eyes turned red instantly, and crystal tears kept rolling in her eyes.

She didn't want to talk to Zeng Hao anymore, stomped her foot, and turned to leave with tears on her face.

To be honest, when he saw Pan Jinlian's pear blossom with rain, Zeng Hao felt a little unbearable in his heart, but thinking of what was about to happen in the future, he suppressed this unbearable force again.

After sitting on the ground for a while, Zeng Hao decided to sell cooking cakes to make some money first, and by the way, explore the market situation of this era to see what to do to make money quickly.

As a traverser, Zeng Hao didn't want to live the poor life of Wu Dalang anymore.

When he came to the kitchen, Zeng Hao found that the so-called cooking cakes sold by Wu Dalang were actually steamed buns.

He suddenly recalled what a history blogger had said before, the cake of the Song Dynasty was not just the kind of round food processed by barbecue in modern times, the meaning of cake was very broad in the Song Dynasty, and all foods made of wheat could be called cakes.

So it's no surprise that steamed buns are called cookcakes here.

The steamed buns had been prepared in advance, and Zeng Hao took out a few and ate them for breakfast.

He suddenly thought that Pan Jinlian didn't seem to have eaten breakfast yet, and after thinking about it, he walked to her house with a few steamed buns that were still steaming.

"Hey, it's out for breakfast."

Pan Jinlian immediately replied, her voice angry: "Don't eat!" ”

"Don't starve to death in the house, and then you will trouble me to collect your body."

"Even if I'm dead, I won't let you go as a ghost!"

"Hehe, I laughed...... Anyway, I'll put the steamed buns in the kitchen for you, do you like to eat them or not. ”

After speaking, Zeng Hao turned around and left.

Pan Jinlian in the room was so angry that she stomped her feet again, and the tears that had just stopped almost poured out again.

Zeng Hao carried two loads of steamed buns, and not far from the house, he met two men who looked like thieves.

From Wu Dalang's memory, Zeng Hao knew that the two people in front of him were scoundrels living nearby, often bullying Wu Dalang, and from time to time he would run to the door of his house to peep and harass Pan Jinlian.

The two scoundrels also saw Zeng Hao, and immediately swaggered over to block his way.

"Hey, isn't this a three-inch Ding Wu Dalang? Why did you go out to sell bread so late this morning? Was it that I was squeezed dry by Pan Jinlian's little girl's skin last night, and I can't get up this morning? One of the scoundrels said.

The other scoundrel burst out laughing.

"When am I going out to sell bread and sell your birds? Why, your whole family died this morning, and you are in a hurry to buy bread to celebrate? Zeng Hao replied directly.

The two scoundrels were stunned for a moment, they didn't expect that Wu Dalang in front of them would suddenly become so hard.

"Yo, it seems that I haven't beaten you in the past few days, and your Wu Dalang's temper is about to rise to the sky!" A scoundrel said as he pushed Zeng Hao's forehead with his hand.

"I***!" Zeng Hao first scolded the quintessence of the country, and then raised his foot and kicked the scoundrel's stomach hard!

The scoundrel was instantly kicked to the ground, and his companion immediately rushed to help.

Zeng Hao hit one and two, but he didn't coax at all, but hit more and more ruthlessly, looking like he didn't want to die.

He thinks so, anyway, he has crossed over, and he has crossed over to Wu Dalang, and he will die again if it's a big deal, I'm afraid of a bird!

You know, people who are not afraid of death are very terrifying.

No, the two scoundrels were frightened by Zeng Hao's desperate appearance, and after a few rounds of fighting, they suddenly didn't dare to fight Zeng Hao anymore.

"Wu Dalang, you wait for me! I'm going to find someone to kill you right now! ”

After dropping this cruel sentence, the two fled in the wilderness.

"Heh, the two waste dogs only have their mouths left, and if they have the ability, they will come back and fight again!" Zeng Hao mocked loudly at the backs of the two.

How dare the two scoundrels respond, and they will disappear after a while.

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