The second episode fights the Devil
Maybe science is the real primary productive force! Maybe only real science can really make human beings like God!
My father said to me one day, "Son, I have decided to send you to the United States to study." We have a relative in the U.S. who will come to our house tomorrow and pick you up to the U.S. Child, when you come to the United States, you must study the advanced science and technology of the West. In 1943, I followed my family's American relatives. I came to the United States of America, an overseas land that I felt extremely unfamiliar with.
The morning sun sprinkled all over the land. My cousin, standing on a huge passenger ship, led me to the left side of the ship, and I held the ship's protective railing. Looking at the land of my hometown from afar! I know very well that I may never return to the land of my hometown in China.
The seagulls circled and chirped, and the sea breeze was very cool! And there was also a salty smell blowing in my face! It was the first time in my life that I had taken a steamer, and perhaps this first curiosity could not suppress my longing for my hometown! I always seemed depressed and unhappy! And at night, in the flickering dim light of the cabin, it was almost impossible to see everything outside the cabin. Looking out from the cabin, the only thing you can see is the turquoise water, and the long and helpless journey of three months. Food and fresh water were expensive on board, and American waiters, dressed in white, shuttled from restaurant to restaurant. They have white skin and blonde hair. There are also people with black hair and white skin. They only spoke English, and I didn't understand a word.
I said to my cousin, "What are they talking about?" and my cousin said, "They're speaking English, meaning sir, what do you need?"
Americans are really tall, on average about 1.85 meters. Each of them was very strong, and their chest muscles were bulging like a cow. There was a strange smell on their bodies, as if the smell of foxes mixed with the strong smell of mutton. They seem to be extremely ferocious carnivores, and there is an endless savagery and ferocity in their bones. When they eat, they especially like to use a knife and fork to cut the beef. Moreover, steaks they only eat raw beef about 5 medium-rare. They also said: "If beef is cooked too well, it will destroy the nutrients in it." "I thought it was funny, and I thought Americans really save energy. It's actually stingy to the extent that I'm reluctant to use natural gas.
If you want me to see it, Americans should be like lions and tigers. Bite into raw beef, so that they can look more ferocious and more like a beast. I have always wondered about a country so strange and barbaric. How did China become the hegemon of the earth, and can it be possible to rule this colorful world by relying on barbaric battles? When will China's political axe become the world's hegemon like the US political axe?
Those Americans always proudly say, "Americans are angels, and they will use their heroic power to save the world." "But in reality, the United States is not a nation of angels. All Americans only know money, and they really have achieved the level of no profit and no early age. The United States is one of the world's largest bandits.
In 1840, an international bandit organization composed of the Eight-Nation Coalition of Britain, France, the United States, Germany, Italy, Australia, and Pu swept Yanjing, the capital of the Qing Empire, in blood. The US imperialists have taken advantage of the bargain and sold it well. With the money from the robbery, he trumpeted how good his country was. The fallacies and heresies of imperialist capitalist hegemony are advocated and they are kings and hegemonists in this world. The slightest dissatisfaction will be exterminated and persecuted by the US imperialists. The United States took advantage of World War II to manufacture and sell weapons on a large scale, and made great use of its talents in national difficulties. They rampantly announced that we must exchange all the gold and silver of China with all the broken copper and iron.
The US imperialists, even if they say this and do so, regard the state power of the political axe of various countries as dung. Opened the door of the Chinese political axe with artillery and slaughtered the Chinese people. They also came up with racial discrimination and other fallacies that are unique to the absurd imperialists. Go to unwarranted suppression and interference in the internal affairs of other countries. Almost all the evil consequences and disasters in the world come from the United States and Britain! The American and British imperialists went to Africa to hunt down black people. Creating a shameless slave society, the American political axe preaches their country, full of gold and silver (snatched from China and used to poison the Chinese people with big cigarettes). Under the guise of banning drugs, the US political axe openly sells cigarettes. Can the crime of poisoning the Chinese people disappear without a trace with the passage of time and the advocacy of evil?
Until today, 2013 AD, the American imperialists. It is also uniting with the fascists to expand arms trafficking. It claims that Diaoyu Dao is the inherent national territory of the country, and colludes with India and other countries. Create contradictions and obstacles for China's political axe and undermine the peace and prosperity of socialist countries. I think that the American political axe, forgetting that China's political axe also has an atomic bomb, which can destroy the United States 33 times.
The saying that the United States is the king and hegemonic will never return with the passage of time. The fallacies and heresies of hegemonism will forever disappear into the deep quagmire that has been spurned by history.
The second episode is the adventure of the demon mountain
After ninety days of our steamer, we came to a very special island, which was called Demon Mountain. On this day, the sky suddenly fell with a thick sea fog. Our ship simply can't move forward!The captain had to make a makeover decision.
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Dock at Demon Mountain Island for a temporary rest. Wait until the fog stops, before sailing to the United States.
I stood on the deck of the ship, looking out at the white sea world in the distance. In the distance, there is only the wind and the sound of the rolling waves. The chirping of seagulls broke for a while, and the tranquility on the sea. In the vast white mist, a vigorous and fast gray-white figure suddenly skimmed by.
At this moment, an alien phantom flying saucer suddenly appeared in the sky. The alien phantom flying saucer actually emitted a green ring of light. Towards our sea boat, it flew quickly. For the first time in my life, I saw an alien Phantom Saucer. The Phantom Saucer of the alien emitted a green ring of light. That huge ring-shaped light is more than 1,000 meters in size. In the middle of the ring light is a silvery-white alien phantom flying saucer. It has a diameter of more than 30 meters and a height of about 2 meters.
The alien phantom flying saucer extinguished the green ring of light. Flying above my head, I looked in amazement at the strange alien Phantom Saucer. It emitted a green light that shone on me. A flash of green light flashed, and I disappeared on the huge passenger ship. The alien flying saucer set up a rainbow. Gone!
When I woke up, I suddenly found myself sitting in an alien phantom flying saucer. An alien woman in a beautiful blue dress was looking at me intently. That little woman was so beautiful! I had only one thought in my mind, that it would be nice if I could marry such a beautiful woman when I grew up. The alien woman apparently understood my thoughts, and she nodded and smiled at me. Show her I mean!
The alien woman asked me, "What's your name?" and I looked at her and said, "My name is Franklin.a.Anrosa." Then the alien woman asked me, "How many are there in your country?" I said, "There are 2 billion people on our planet. At this moment, an alien man who looked like a Mongolian came over. He was very surprised and said, "That's impossible, how can there be so many people in your country?" and the alien woman said, "He's saying that their planet has a population of 2 billion people." The alien man thought for a moment and said, "That's pretty much it!" Then the alien woman said, "Can you give us something that we need?" I thought about it and said, "Our family is very poor, how can you have what you want?" I picked up a small clod of soil from the ground and gave it to the alien woman. I said, "I'll give it to you as a specimen for astral research!" but the female alien pushed my hand away, and she said, "We don't want this kind of thing, we want to predict your future." ”
At this moment, a very small iron rod actually landed on the top of the flying saucer, and the small iron rod was in front of my eyes. Underneath the small iron rod is a small glass piece made of a black liquid crystal body. The liquid crystal glass suddenly lit up!
First of all, it is said that the country was bombed by the atomic bomb. It was said that the political axe army announced its unconditional surrender, and then there was a melee between the Eighth Route Army and the Kuomintang army. Then came the creation of the People's Republic of China. Immediately afterwards, there was the incident to resist US aggression and aid Korea, and that world became an era of artillery fire, and even the silent earth was blown apart.
Then, there was a special period when the sky was full of red flags and big-character posters were everywhere. Then there was another [***] demonstration. In 1976, [***] died, and the Gang of Four counter-revolutionary group was defeated. In 1979, there was another self-defense counterattack against Vietnam. In 1989, there was another **** incident. Hundreds of cars were burned, and the PLA died tragically on the streets. From 1995 to 1997, there was another national drought event. In 1998 there was another major flood event with a national surname. In 1999, there was another incident in which a group of practitioners made trouble in [***] Square. In 2008, there was another Wenchuan earthquake, and many people were stoned to death. Then came the Yushu earthquake in Tibetan province and the mudslide disaster in Zhouqu! In 2013, a comet collided with Russia. There was a massive loss of life!, and I took off the crystal lens for future predictions.
I said, "What do you mean by letting me see these things? Are you going to make me a prophet of calamity? Do you know that no one likes a soothsayer of calamity?" I can't solve the disaster at all, I'm not a scientist and I'm not a god. Besides, it is not my responsibility to save mankind, I think you are looking for the wrong person! I will never deny that the science of your aliens is countless times more advanced than that of earthlings. But did the scientists end well, you know? Copernicus was burned at the stake, and Prometheus was tied to the edge of a cliff by Zeus for letting humans use fire. Every day, an eagle pecks at his liver! Your science will not be accepted by the earthlings, and you should give up the dream of cooperating with the earthlings forever! I can tell you clearly, once you aliens are captured by the earthlings, they will be sent to the dissection room. Don't be captured by the earthlings, or you'll be doomed! I don't want to be a scientist or a prophet, we should see you again! If you tell the earthlings all this, you'll spend the rest of your life in prison. Don't make me do anything I don't like to do, you understand?"
The alien said, "Earth is a land of suffering, and you will have absolutely nothing good to end up with." You might as well come with us! We are the immortal cultivators of the Samo Star, and we will turn you into an immortal. Do you think about it?" I smiled and said, "Wow, be a fairy, then let's go to Samo! What are you waiting for?" and then I was riding in the alien Super Magic Phantom Saucer. Set up a green hole and fly through time and space.
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The distant Samo Star Immortal Cultivation Realm. Maybe fate was already predestined in my previous life! When I flew to Samo Star on an alien phantom flying saucer. This means that I will never be able to return to Earth!
There are four billion people on the planet, and nothing will change because of the absence of me. I think there are five or eight of me on the earth and no one of my forty.
However, things are often not as simple as one person thinks. According to Murphy's Law, if something can get worse. Then he will definitely get worse, and I will run away with the aliens to the alien world. This is simply a catastrophe for the world! A most ridiculous decision.
On Demon Mountain Island, several warships came. The warship fired anti-aircraft guns and anti-aircraft machine guns and fired at the alien Mirage UFO in the air. The alien phantom flying saucer is by no means one, and more than thirty alien super magical phantom flying saucers suddenly appeared in the blue sky. At this time, the strings of anti-aircraft machine gun bullets were like galloping fire dragons. Fired into the high blue sky, the anti-aircraft guns rumbled out. Left in the blue sky, black smoke and billowing flames.
The alien phantom flying saucer suddenly opened the door of the second space and escaped at a very fast speed, but there was still an alien phantom flying saucer. Unfortunately, it was hit by an anti-aircraft gun! He turned his head in the sky, and fell into the vast sea, blowing up a big wave that soared into the sky above the blue sea.
The American soldiers shouted, open fire, fire, fire! Don't let the aliens escape! All the fire was aimed at the blue sky, and the blue sky turned into a sea of flames! There was a loud bang, and the glass of the cabin was buzzing. The muzzles of the anti-aircraft guns sprayed strings of flame bullets frantically and violently! But the flying saucers suddenly disappeared!
The U.S. military shot down only one alien, Super Magic Phantom Flying Saucer. On the second day, a salvage ship carried out salvage operations in this sea area. Divers braved waves more than one meter high and dived to more than 30 meters below the surface. Finally, the wreckage of an alien Phantom UFO was tied, and the USS Sapton salvage ship of the US Army loaded the alien Phantom UFO and quietly left this mysterious blue sea area!
As for the alien Phantom flying saucer, where was it gotten by the US military? No one knows what happened. And my family is trying very hard to find me. Yet, no matter what they searched, I was still nowhere to be found, as if from that moment on, I had disappeared from the face of the earth.
The alien flying saucer finally set up a green hole and flew into the second space and disappeared completely. And our flying saucer disappeared in the sky above Demon Mountain Island in an instant. The people on the American ferry finally panicked! Oh my God! Aliens kidnapped the earthlings. No matter what my cousin called, I would never look back.
At a speed of 300,000 kilometers per second, our flying saucers are flying through the cave light. Our speed is 30,000 times the speed of light, and the speed in the cave light combined with the speed of light can completely turn back time. Our Phantom Saucer flies fast in the cave light. After a day and a night of flying, we finally arrived at our destination, the Ten Thousand Colors Divine Flower Cultivation Cave of the Samo Star Cultivation Divine Mountain.
The flying saucer stopped at the gate of the Xiuzhen Cave of the Ten Thousand Colors Divine Flower in Xiushen Mountain, and a few of us stepped down from the silver-white phantom flying saucer.
The white Phantom Flying Saucer stopped in a big mountain called Wanse Flower Cultivation Divine Mountain. The mountain was actually colorful, and it was made up of seven huge mountains. These seven huge mountains are actually made up of seven different colors, and our flying saucer is docked at the foot of a large pink mountain.
When we stepped out of the flying saucer, I was stunned for a moment by this strange planet. This planet, called Samo, is not like Earth. Its atmosphere is actually green! There's obviously the sun here, but it's called a somanto. There is a moon here, but not a moon. There are actually seven huge moons here, and one of the largest moons is comparable to Jupiter. The world here is so beautiful that it can't be described in words! There are huge flying dragon demonic beasts in the sky, and among the white clouds, there are immortal cultivators who set up holes in the sky to fly freely. The stream was babbling, and it was full of unnamed rare birds and animals. All kinds of unknown flowers and plants grow extremely luxuriantly!
We came to a large red gate, which was about two meters high. On the red gate, there is a large white gem. The alien immortal cultivator poured a stream of Zhenyuan Yuan Qi into the big white gem on the door. After a while, the red door slowly opened. A group of five of us walked through the red gate. A red divine light shone on us.
When we came to the temple, there was a golden Buddha sitting on the temple god. This god and Buddha are three meters tall, he is wearing a gold-level battle armor, and the aura behind him illuminates the entire temple. The golden Buddha opened his eyes. He looked at me carefully and asked, "What's your name?" and I saluted the Buddha and said, "My name is Franklln.A. Anrosa, and I'm Chinese-American." The Buddha smiled and said, "Then we have found the right one, you and Princess Caixia will go to the Wansehua Xiuzhen Cave to cultivate the true Tao!" As the saying goes: "The master leads the door to practice in person, and you have to work hard to cultivate immortals in the future!"
At this moment, a female god of war in a pink dress nodded to me. She said, "Little junior brother, come with me!.
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From now on, you can cultivate the true Dao with me!" I looked at the female god of war in a red robe, and then said, "Then let's go!" So, Princess Caixia and I came to the gate of the Wansehua Xiuzhen Cave. I practiced for the first time in my life! Cultivating immortals is a very interesting thing. First of all, immortal cultivators must learn to use the True Yuan Qi and infuse the True Yuan Qi in their bodies into the large white gem on the gate of the Ten Thousand Colored Flower Cultivation True Cave. Only in this way will the door of the Wanse Flower Xiuzhen Cave be opened, and it took me three full days just to practice opening the door of the Wanse Flower Xiuzhen Cave, the simplest and most elementary first step. When three days later, I was finally able to use my True Yuan Vitality to open the door of the Ten Thousand Colored Flower Cultivation True Cave. I was so excited! After all, I had successfully taken the first step towards becoming a mortal immortal.
When I walked into the gate of the Wanse Flower Xiuzhen Cave, a red divine light shone on me. I felt a special, warm feeling rush over me. And this very special feeling of warmth, like the feeling of lying in the crook of my mother's arm when I was a child, it is so warm and so kind. The little sister, Princess Caixia, took me into a single-room cultivation room. Here, the little sister Princess Caixia told me. Cultivating the true and cultivating the Tao is risky! Here, the basic law of cultivating immortals is that there is no desire and no desire, and being greedy for silver, lustful, and greedy for money and murderous is a sin! Those thoughts must be forbidden. Otherwise, you will fail in cultivating immortals! Once you fail in cultivating immortals, you will be beaten into the six realms of reincarnation.
The six realms of reincarnation are said, "The first path is the way of God." It is the way to cultivate into a god, and the second path is humanity, and if you fail to cultivate immortals, you will become sincere and benevolent or something. The third path is the beast path, which means that if you fail to cultivate immortals, you will become a beast. The fourth path is called the Demon Dao, and those who fail in cultivating immortals may become devils. The fifth path is the path of hell, which means that if a person who fails to cultivate immortals is too greedy, he will be turned into a demon in hell. Spend the rest of your life in hell! The sixth path is the ultimate realm of hell. People here can never be reincarnated, and they must stay in hell forever to be punished, now do you understand?"
I said: "When I was a child, I heard the old people say that there are some rules for cultivating immortals and cultivating the Dao. I will strictly abide by these rules!" "The little senior sister, Princess Caixia, brought me to a red lotus flower. She said, "You have to sit on the petals of that red Lotus Flower, and the Lotus Flower will wrap you in the buds of the Lotus Flower. You will have very clear dreams, and in your dreams you will be able to cultivate immortals! I hope you will succeed, goodbye!" The little senior sister, Princess Caixia, left in a hurry after saying this.
I followed the instructions of my little sister, Princess Caixia, and sat on top of the Lotus Divine Flower. At this time, the beautiful lotus flower emitted a strong floral fragrance. My body was tightly wrapped in the petals of the beautiful red lotus flower. And that beautiful lotus flower actually turned into a huge red bud. The red buds emit a faint fragrance, and what seems to be pregnant inside?
At this moment, the scene suddenly changed in front of my eyes. I don't know how long it took, but I fell asleep in a daze! And I had an extremely clear dream, and the clarity of this dream was definitely no less than the HD level of today's HD EVD.
In front of my eyes, a large hole suddenly appeared. There were more than a dozen immortal cultivators who walked into the huge cave with me. Underneath the huge hole in the ground was a bridge. More than a dozen of us immortal cultivators walked from that bridge to the bottom of that bridge.
There was a small door under the bridge, and a female official in the small door said, "Which of you is called Wang Xiaoli, come here to collect the money." There are Wang Xiaoli's remittances, totaling 100 million yuan. And the woman named Wang Xiaoli happily went to receive her remittance. She counted the piles of money with joy, and she couldn't keep her mouth shut. At this time, the female official said to the woman named Wang Xiaoli, "Come, come over for a while." The woman, Wang Xiaoli, happily followed the female officer into the gray door. After a while, the female officer walked out with a painting in her hand. The money-hungry woman just now has already shaved all the flesh on her body. She turned into a skeleton woman with only a broken heart left. The woman was still pulling a rope in her hand, and as soon as the woman pulled the rope, her heart was split in half. The name of the painting is Hearts and Minds! At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded! The friar, who was overly greedy for money. If you can't cultivate immortals, enter the six realms of reincarnation, and reincarnate! At this time, in the cave of the Ten Thousand Colored Flower Cultivation Divine Mountain, the red bud that a female monk turned into suddenly exploded into a red blood mist and a shining demonic beast crystal nucleus, and the female monk failed to cultivate immortals!
At this time, more than a dozen of us immortal cultivators continued to walk forward. After we had walked another twenty meters, a huge studio suddenly appeared on the left side of the road. There are still a lot of strange paintings hanging in the studio! These strange paintings can be watched as if they were watching a movie. Moreover, you can actually walk in.
At this time, a picture is depicting a heroic man who is slashing a challenger to death. This hero's martial arts are extremely high, and at this time, several challengers appeared in a row, and the results ended in failure. At this time, among our immortal cultivators. Suddenly, an immortal cultivator dressed in black said, "I can defeat it!" As a result, he fought the hero in the painting for three rounds. was cut off and his head was covered with blood, and the immortal cultivator who jumped into the painting let out a scream of sigh and damn sound! originally had the heart of chivalry and righteousness, and wanted to be a hero. But he forgot that he didn't want to be a hero at this time, but the fundamental principle of an immortal cultivator!
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The voice rang out suddenly, and he said, "This male monk is so ruthless. Seriously violated the laws of heaven! This male monk has entered the six realms of reincarnation and is not allowed to cultivate immortals!" At this moment, the red bud that a male monk on the Ten Thousand Colored Flower Cultivation God Mountain turned into with a loud bang exploded into a cloud of red blood mist and a glittering demonic beast crystal nucleus.
At this time, several of us immortal cultivators finally woke up. At that time, we were frightened, so we quickly walked towards the end of the path of cultivating immortals. After we walked 20 meters away, a very ordinary restaurant suddenly appeared on the right side of the path of cultivating immortals.
At this time, we were among the crowd of people who cultivated immortals together. A male monk in a black robe said, "Oh, I need to eat something! I'm hungry!" After saying that, he walked into the restaurant, and the waitress at the door of the restaurant received the delicious cultivator very warmly. The delicious immortal cultivator walked into the restaurant and said to the waitress, "Please bring me a bowl of braised pork! and a pound of pork-stuffed dumplings." The waitress smiled and said, "Come on, tie up this immortal cultivator for me and throw it into the steamer to steam!" The immortal cultivator was thrown into the steamer, and the boiling heat from the steamer suddenly smoked on the immortal cultivator's body. And the immortal cultivator held the lid of the pot in his hand and shouted in great pain, "Help!" But as soon as he shouted, the boiling heat and the heavy lid of the pot pushed the immortal cultivator's body back into the hot steamer. At this time, a voice suddenly sounded, and said: "Those who are lazy and lazy can't cultivate immortals." Those who kill and kill people are not allowed to cultivate immortals. The man cultivated to eat and kill, and failed to cultivate immortals and entered the six realms of reincarnation. "At this moment, the red bud that a male monk who cultivated with us exploded with a loud bang. All that remained on the ground was a cloud of red blood mist and a glittering demonic beast crystal nucleus.
At this time, several of us immortal cultivators continued to walk forward. After we walked a little further, we suddenly noticed a statue of a beautiful woman on the left side of the road. At this moment, the statue of the woman suddenly came to life. She said softly, "You are good immortal cultivators, am I beautiful, do you love me?" Then I looked at the woman and dodged away. That beautiful woman, without catching me, quickly turned into a cold stone statue. However, one of us is an immortal cultivator. But he couldn't help but rush forward! He said, "I love you, beautiful eyebrows!" The immortal cultivator hugged the beautiful beauty who came to life tightly.
At this moment, there was a sudden loud bang! The two immortal cultivators turned into two cold stone statues at the same time. At this time, a voice sounded very abruptly, and he said: "A person who is greedy for silver and lustful cannot succeed in cultivating immortals. This male cultivator did not obey the decree of the Divine Realm, and entered the six realms of reincarnation!" At this moment, a man who was cultivating immortals with us turned into a red bud with a loud bang, shattering into a red blood mist and a glittering demonic beast crystal nucleus.
At this time, several of us immortal cultivators continued to walk forward, and a red gate suddenly appeared in front of our eyes. On the left side of the red gate, countless extremely beautiful lion stone carvings suddenly appeared. At this time, all of us immortal cultivators ran to the beautiful lion stone carving and touched the extremely beautiful lion stone carving. They said, "I want to be a super craftsman and use our industrious hands to make the most perfect work of art in the world." But suddenly tragedy happened! Those beautiful lion carvings were so poisonous that anyone who touched them was poisoned, and their bodies slowly grew black poisonous hair. And their two eyes protruded violently, and finally they all turned into big black flies. Without any stop, I came to the end of the road.
At this time, an official dressed in red. Suddenly he stopped me in my way, and he said, "Is there nothing you love in the world?" I looked at the red-clad official, and I smiled and said, "God has no love!" and the official, hearing this, got out of the way. The red door finally opened slowly, and I bravely walked out of the gate that said light!
At this moment, a voice sounded very abruptly! Congratulations, you have become the only one-star Samo Fighter-level immortal cultivator who has successfully cultivated immortals. At this time, I finally truly succeeded in entering the first step of mortal immortal cultivation.
At this time, the red bud that I had turned into finally bloomed. I walked out of the beautiful red buds, and I was wearing a stainless steel armor. Behind my back, I also carried a golden sword. Its name is Tianxia Overlord Sword! My blue hair flutters in the wind! The gentle wind blows on my beautiful face, when I walk out of the Ten Thousand Colored Flower Xiuzhen Cave. The first person to greet me was the little sister Princess Caixia. I smiled and said to my little sister, Princess Caixia, "I have finally succeeded in cultivating into a fairy!" and Princess Caixia smiled and said, "I wish you well!" I smiled and said, "Thank you!" At this time, I suddenly felt that my body was getting lighter and lighter. The little sister said, "You can try to control your body with your mind, so that your body can fly into the vast green sky under the control of your mind!
Finally, with my many efforts, my body flew up all at once, high in the turquoise sky. Together with my little sister, I stood on a beautiful white cloud. The little sister told me, "You have to keep sucking with your mouth, the green jade divine light in the sky." Until you level up again, your next level is the two-star Samo Fighter. My little sister and I opened our mouths and greedily sucked up the green jade divine light in the sky, and the extremely beautiful green jade divine light in the sky actually formed two small green tornadoes, and quickly flew into the mouths of me and the little senior sister.