Chapter 623
The autumn is high and cool, and Li Xiao's mood is also very refreshing. Dealing with Mao Wenlong can be regarded as a bloodless sword, and he can simply end Mao Wenlong's political life with a piece of land, which is also the fucking price?
No matter how luxuriously the house is repaired, it is just a luxurious prison cell.
The world is as big as the heart. Li Xiao, who cares about the world, suddenly feels that his heart is much bigger. The fat duck in Baiyangdian can eat two at one meal.
Ah! How blue it looks on this day, how white it looks like the clouds. Except that Li Hu is still in a coma, there is nothing else to say.
"Old-fashioned? Will this thing work? Li Xiao wiped a handful of sweet noodle sauce from his mouth and looked at Li Xiu, who was panting and rushing back.
"When the fourth child was exploring in Zhongnan Mountain, he saw the old way. said that a dead person could be saved, but this time he saw Huzi in a coma. dragged me to Zhongnan Mountain, you know I don't believe this. But Haozi said sincerely, and said that it was a man of God, and I asked not to move, so I followed. ”
"You wait a minute!" Li Xiao stretched out his hand to stop Li Xiu from continuing.
"Dick! You don't know how much hatred Lao Dao has with our family, the Tsinghua Garden outside the Xibian Gate, where did you forget what was originally built? These bulls are all in a gang, and when Zhu Youzhen was in power, how beautiful they were. But if you look at it now, the Taoist temples in various places are in ruins. Officials did not dare to go, and the common people gradually went less. There are only a few pilgrims a year, and they can't live happily.
They can't wait to tear down the bones of our Li family, drink the blood of our Li family, and eat the flesh of our Li family. You're still sending it to the door, and you're eating something that you can't digest. "Ghosts, ghosts, gods, and gods, Li Xiao doesn't believe in a side capital.
"Big brother......! Zhang Zhenren is really a god, he is the ...... of the Qing Palace Zhengyi Sect on Longhu Mountain. Li Hao couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly supported his second brother Li Xiu. Originally, he also kicked Li Xiu to go to this matter!
"I don't believe you when you say that he is the Jade Emperor, but fortunately you didn't invite him back, if you come back, you won't hurt Huzi." Li Xiao shook his hand angrily, ready to continue to deal with the remaining half of the ducks.
Tokugawa Chihime, who came in with duck rack soup, gently put the duck rack soup on the table, and got out like a cat.
"What are you doing? Dine! We didn't quarrel again, what are you running? Tell the kitchen to send four more ducks, so that the second and fourth children can also taste them. The ducks in Baiyangdian this autumn are really not bad. Especially this fruit wood is baked, after eating, let's go to the hospital to see Huzi together.
The brothers are here, maybe they can wake up the tiger. As a family, it is good to be neatly together. I think about it, if you are willing to stay in the capital in the future, let your sister-in-law buy you real estate, and say it first. We have to live together. Li Xiao pointed to the empty position opposite him, but the two brothers did not move. They all looked at Li Xiao angrily, and they all seemed to be black-eyed chickens fighting with Li Xiao.
"Do you have brains, those old ways won't save Huzi, they will only harm him." Li Xiao had no choice but to put down his chopsticks.
"Big brother! I'm also in my twenties, and I'm still the naval commander of the Ming Kingdom. I have all my sons, so I should be considered an adult. Can you let me finish my sentence? Li Xiu said angrily.
"Uh......!" Li Xiao thought about Li Xiu's rhetoric, but he didn't think of this.
Over the years, he has been in a high position, and he has unconsciously developed the habit of speaking domineeringly. Except for Sun Chengzong and Zhang Huangyan, they are all very domineering. Even the words between the brothers gradually came out. This was a dangerous signal, and Li Xiao suddenly became vigilant in his heart.
No way, I never thought I would become such a big person. Psychologically not ready at all!
I used to hear that so-and-so leader was approachable, and I thought it was nothing, and I didn't understand why I loved to use this word to praise the leader. Now that I understand it, being approachable is not something that everyone can do.
"Dick! Sit down and say, fourth, you sit too. Our brother said while eating, it won't work. Li Xiao stood up, pulled Li Xiu to the table, and sat down by pressing Li Xiu's shoulder. Li Hao next to him also sat down angrily, and the two brothers didn't mean to move the chopsticks.
"That's it! All right! It's my brother's fault, this time you said, I will never intervene. As a last resort, Li Xiao picked up the chopsticks and handed them to Li Xiu and Li Hao.
Li Xiu took the chopsticks angrily, and Li Hao also took them.
"No interjections."
"Don't interject! Don't interject! "Li Xiaoquan should play with the children.
"Haozi dragged me to Shaanxi, but the people sent out by Haozi on the way inquired that the old road is now in Wutai Mountain." Li Xiu picked up the lotus leaf cake by himself, sandwiched the duck meat and put two green onions.
"There is an old way in Wutai Mountain?" Li Xiao had just taken a sip of wine, and this time he almost squirted out.
"Don't interject!" The two younger brothers put down their chopsticks together and glared at Li Xiao angrily.
"Good! Good! Good! Li Xiao immediately raised his hand and surrendered.
"Where's that?" Li Xiu saw that Li Xiao had a good attitude and decided to let the eldest brother go.
"Wutai Mountain." Li Hao reminded earnestly on the side.
"That's right! Wutai Mountain. The fourth child and I rushed to Wutai Mountain with people, in fact, I was like you at the beginning, thinking that it was just to coax children. ”
Li Xiao patted Li Hao's shoulder and calmed the angry Li Hao.
"But after arriving at Wutai Mountain, I really saw the magic of the old way. That day at the market, I saw a broken mat piled up at the base of the wall, and a pair of human feet peeking out from underneath.
In broad daylight, there are dead people dying in the downtown and no one cares, this is not possible. I told my soldiers to go down and see what was going on, and at least the bodies had to be disposed of. Otherwise, how good would it be to start a plague!
When the mat is lifted, a strong stench spreads. I covered my nose with a handkerchief and looked up and down at the corpse in front of me, there were no external injuries on the corpse's body, and there were countless maggots churning in the folds of the skin. ”
"Dick! You can do well, let's eat here, don't be a maggot, maggot can't succeed. The story told by Li Xiu is not good at all, Li Xiao can't swallow a bite in the face of the fat roast duck.
"Huh!" Li Xiu smirked and scratched his head.
The maid came up with a plate of bean sprouts and had just served it to the table. was thrown out by Li Xiao with the plate, and after his mother's talk about maggots, bean sprouts on that. If it weren't for the fact that Xing'er, the maid, and Li Xiu were nothing, Li Xiao would almost think that the two of them had a leg.
Apricot was so frightened that she turned around and ran out.
"Isn't it for people to take a look, don't jump into the well." Li Hao looked at Xing'er's back with some worry.
"Eat your meal." Li Xiao stared at Li Hao angrily, it was all caused by this kid. But he still glanced back at Junko, and Junko immediately ran out to take a look at Xing'er, don't let this girl do stupid things.
"Where's that?" Li Xiu is not a good storyteller.
"Maggots!"
"Get out!" Li Xiao couldn't bear it.
"Good! Good! Good! Let's talk about things. Li Xiu hurriedly played a round.
"I thought at the time that this magistrate was really not very good. Now that we have great governance in the north, even if there is a famine, the imperial court can also provide disaster relief. People died in broad daylight, and they went to the side of the street. This is simply a slap in the face of our new dynasty!
At that time, I was angry, so I thought about taking my own paper to the yamen and asking the magistrate of Dog Day to come over. ”
"Second brother! , what you said is not good at all, let me tell you. Li Hao glanced at Li Xiu leisurely, this second brother is really not a master storyteller.
"Good! Good! Good! You speak! Li Xiu waved his hand impatiently, he was not a person who talked a lot, and he was also annoyed by telling stories.
"At the time, I said that the corpse stinks after being left for so long. It's better to find someone to cremate as soon as possible, and it's not too late to go to the magistrate after cremation. As soon as I finished speaking, the second brother hadn't answered yet. Zhang Daochang came out of the crowd and said to me: This person is not dead yet? How can you say it's a dead man?
The second brother felt that he was talking nonsense, and ordered his own soldiers to beat him. Or I stopped it and told the second brother that this was Zhang Daochang.
Zhang Daochang didn't pay attention to the second brother, and walked to the corpse to look at it for a while. Then he took out a pill from his bosom and pinched the dead man's chin with both hands. The dead man squirted ...... mouthful! ”
"You!" Li Xiao glared angrily, and Li Hao hurriedly turned around: "The pill was stuffed into his mouth, and he found a mouthful of water and sent it down." It was only a stick of incense before and after, and the dead man actually woke up slowly. Kowtow to Zhang Daochang!
Zhang Daochang looked at this person with a smile and kowtowed, turned around and left. The dead man also stood up and swaggered out into the street. went to chase Zhang Daochang in a hurry, and the second brother was curious to follow the dead beggar. And sent someone to buy something for the dead beggar to eat!
The beggar didn't know how many days he hadn't eaten, so he ate eighteen Shanxi steamed buns in one go, plus a big bowl of mutton soup. A whole leg of mutton was gnawed into white bones, and there was not even a trace of meat on it. Who would have thought that just a quarter of an hour ago, this was a dead man who had fallen to the ground. ”
"It's amazing, did you bring back the beggar? I'd like to see if it's true. I will send the beggar to Doctor Li for a good study! "Killing Li Xiao won't believe such a boring thing.
Eight-rate bad screenwriters can't write such a bad script.
"The second brother let the soldiers bring him, but he stinks too much. After taking it for a day, while the pro-soldiers were not paying attention, this guy ran away. He seems to be very afraid of our Liao soldiers, and he speaks with a thick northern Shaanxi accent. ”
"Escaped!" Li Xiao nodded, it would be wrong not to run away. These two silly hats! was fooled by others, and the common charlatan tricks in later generations can actually deceive such two rammed goods.
If he didn't run away at this time, Li Xiao would seem to want to see this Zhang Zhenren when he saw the rescued person. But your fucking play is so fake, if Lao Tzu rushes up and cooperates stupidly, then Lao Tzu's IQ is also problematic.
"Although people escaped, we have all seen the process. My second brother and I begged Zhang Zhenren for two or three days, but he didn't agree to us. In the past few days, we have seen him deliver the dead woman, and after a day of death, there is still a white and chubby doll left. Big brother, you say it's not strange.
And ah! He ......! Li Hao obviously spoke up, spitting and spitting, and the corners of his mouth were white foam. Li Xiao decided to kill the dishes on the table without touching them. However, Li Xiu ate roast duck roll by roll, and ate it happily.
"In short, all kinds of miracles, all kinds of resurrections, make you amazing. Right? ”
"That's right! Right! "The brothers' heads are like squirrels.
"Then under your repeated pleas, Lao Dao reluctantly made it difficult for him to return to Beijing with you." Li Xiao can guess the following plot, the Li family is now the most prosperous family in the Ming Dynasty, and Zhu Yuanzhang and his old man's children and grandchildren have to stand aside.
If the first family respects this Daochang Zhang, then this Daoist will not go sideways when he arrives at the people.
"Not really. Zhang Zhenren said that the opportunity had not yet arrived and rejected us. We really don't move, and we don't dare to move. Therefore, when I come back, I invite the eldest brother to come out in person, and I must invite this Zhang Daochang back to help the third brother see a doctor. As long as the third brother can wake up, it's okay to run a few steps. ”
"It's not a matter of running a few steps, our buddies invite someone and he doesn't come. Your second brother's title as a naval commander can scare him to death. Li Xiao was dismissive.
"Big brother, that's not what I said. We didn't reveal our identities at all, and I also knew that our family's identities were sensitive, and it was even more sensitive when such a thing was spread. My fourth brother and I just said that one of my brothers in the family was injured and has been unconscious for a month. Li Xiu immediately helped.
Li Xiao stroked his forehead, very suspicious of the IQ of the commander of the Ming Navy. What if the Ming Navy was handed over to him and sunk a single one?
made trouble and made a fake dead person to play a show, and in the past two days, I have found some support to perform in turn. I was stunned by these two great guys, and said that I couldn't follow them to the capital because I didn't have the opportunity.
It's not that the chance, it's probably the money. And if the money arrives, I am afraid that I will find an opportunity on the road, and I will disappear like the beggar.
It's an old routine!
As long as he says a beginning, Li Xiao can think of the end of the story. Lack of innovation, lack of initiative. has used a rotten script for thousands of years, and he dares to use it in front of Lao Tzu. These stories of the rivers and lakes are told in various thousands of decryptions, not once or twice.
Even Li Xiao himself will have several tricks to deceive the eyes!
"That's it! Don't talk about it, there's a lot to deal with during this time. Soon I will go to Jiangnan again, where Luo Yangxing will have difficulties in piloting the public security system. I don't have time to mess around with you!
I also want Xiaohu to wake up as soon as possible, but I can't believe in an old way in vain. What if the cure is wrong and the tiger is killed? What's more, if you still know him, you can't move, but I can do it if I go? This Zhang Zhenren in your mouth is too good at watching people put on the plate. ”